we're an endangered species edition

MIA: Max Strus listed as questionable for Gm 1 vs. BOS
GS: Otto Porter gets through full practice; probable
MIA: Caleb Martin, Strus, Tucker, Vincent questionable
MIA: Kyle Lowry (hamstring) ruled out for Game 1
BOS: Marcus Smart (foot) questionable for G1 vs. Miami
BOS: Udoka: No minutes restriction for Robert Williams
LAK: LAL asking coaching candidates how they'd use Russ
MIA: Kyle Lowry misses practice again, unlikely for G1
PHO: Deandre Ayton only plays 17 min in loss to Dallas
DAL: Luka Doncic goes for 35 & 10 in Game 7 win Sunday

old one: >>120391899

Tabatha Ricci is fighting this Saturday

>Napoleon's personal explanation of his unusual name. "My grandfather was a scientist. He wrote a letter to Albert Einstein and even got a reply from him. I've got no idea [what the letter was about] even though I've read it. My mother was a physics graduate and she teaches Physics in one of the schools. So I'm Einstein. Napoleon is my father's name."
>"We don't believe in God. In our family, we're rationalists. Other people are named Krishna and Ram after Gods, so we were named Einstein and Napoleon after great people "

galo and var, best friends edition
>schedule
www.google.com

Thoughts?

>Lap:
#4382

>Countdown to the sPAIN GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>>120386539

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/hBq6YNFr

>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 (+38)
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)

>WEC Standings
HAM: 339.22 (+76.08)
RIC: 255.13 (+46.86)
MSC: 222.45 (+63.53)

>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point:
27 (26 starts)

>Carlos Sainz races for Ferrari without a win:
27 (current record is 31, held by Johansson)

>News:
Miami wants to keep current calendar slot
Baku will change pit entry, wants a sprint in 2023
Debris run FP1 for Willy
Ickx: "Time is running out for Hammo"
Formula E seeing “huge rebound” after manufacturer departures – Agag

>G*rmans
>Sc*ucers
Why are they like this?