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Anonymous Thu 25 May 09:35:35 2023 No.132075095 View View Reply Original Report

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Still waiting for test cricket.

In the meantime:
t20 blast
street shitter franchise legaue
and Essex vs Ireland tour match

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:37:20 No.132075113 Report

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YFO (Yank Flags Out)

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:45:17 No.132075176 Report

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i love watchin these lads hit a proper home run over the line very good game you got here

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:46:31 No.132075193 Report

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TNO (Test Nations Only)

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:46:48 No.132075199 Report

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The future of a*glo shitter cricket is watching contracted a*glo shitters play tear round in the IPL. Embrace it.

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:47:50 No.132075207 Report

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>>132075095
I hope this arrogant faggot gets shown his place. Fuck him for ruining the gentleman's game

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:51:00 No.132075240 Report

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Reminder: if the ECB had any integrity any player that hits a 6 in the Ireland Test would be dropped for the Ashes.
However the cowards will not do this and will continue slowly killing cricket

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:52:04 No.132075255 Report

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The more I muse upon it, the more I can't understand Josh Tongue's call-up
11 wickets at an average of 41 in Div 2 is not quite Test form, even if he did get the scalps of Smith and Pujara
Can understand why they wouldn't call up the likes of Rushworth and Sanderson now (although they should have in the past), but surely Sam Cooke (21 Div 1 wickets at an average of 18) is more deserving of a call-up

Very rum decision, even if it is great to see a Pear getting international honours

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 09:52:06 No.132075256 Report

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>>132075207
Bit disrespectful to to the King mate

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:03:49 No.132075420 Report

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I'd call up Tom Bailey, but I'm biased

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:04:12 No.132075427 Report

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drinking a beer from w*llington atm

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:05:39 No.132075449 Report

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>>132075207
>t. Seething Gautam
I kid, he and Brohit need to step aside from the T20 side, still ok for tests and ODIs

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:10:50 No.132075501 Report

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>>132075420
Yeah another one who should have been in the mix years ago, but is probably too old for them to consider now

I think the selectors prioritise pace over everything else, and typically don't select any quick who doesn't bowl at least 85

I guess time will tell if that's a good decision or not, I'm a Moneyball man and would select almost entirely on averages myself

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:16:48 No.132075579 Report

Quoted By: >>132075630 >>132110253

When is India going to select a white player. Absolutely insane that they haven't picked one yet there must be a few good white Indian crickets floating about. Every other team is gracious enough to include Indians. We've got sodhi and Patel and ravindra and all the other non racist nations have some Indians in the past. Just calling out the blatant racism

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:20:23 No.132075630 Report

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>>132075579
Sanju Samson is wh*te

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:30:33 No.132075786 Report

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>>132075501
This is the thinking, Anderson doesn't bowl at any massive pace anymore but gets picked because of who he is and he usually still gets good economy. So why not pick his Lancashire teammate who had a fantastic year last season

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:35:05 No.132075841 Report

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>>132075786
It'd be really interesting to see how elite county trundlers (the likes of Rushworth and Roland-Jones, maybe also Bailey) get on in home Tests at international level desu

I guess the thinking is that they wouldn't be good enough to trouble international batsmen due to insufficient pace, particularly in overseas conditions without the nice green wickets and cloud cover

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:43:52 No.132075934 Report

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>>132075841
Overseas conditions is an issue for certain, but here you have test batsman like Smith and Labuschagne getting out cheap to division 2 bowlers, surely some must be worth a call up. Broad and Anderson are at their end and Woakes et al won't last forever

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:45:04 No.132075951 Report

Quoted By: >>132076108 >>132076337

People who should be (figuratively) executed during the revolution:

HR hints
Anybody who unironically uses LinkedIn
Rob Key

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:49:42 No.132076001 Report

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waiting

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:53:03 No.132076043 Report

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>>132075501
>I think the selectors prioritise pace over everything else
you must be joking, yes they often like a good pace gimmick but they definitely don't prioritise pace as a rule

>>132075786
>but gets picked because of who he is and he usually still gets good economy
kek he gets picked because he's basically still our best bowler stats-wise along with Robbo

pretty sure this must be a samefag

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:58:18 No.132076105 Report

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Well you'd be wrong

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:58:25 No.132076108 Report

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>>132075951
FFS once more that should be bints not hints

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:58:42 No.132076110 Report

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>surname is Tongue
>several English surnames are derived from occupations
>gets into the test team with a 40+ avg in div 2
really making me think rn ngl

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:00:23 No.132076132 Report

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>>132076043
It's not their only criteria, but they pretty much never pick a seam bowler who doesn't hit 85+. Only recent exceptions I can think of are Coverton (after years of dominating the county circuit) and Curran (who's in as an all rounder and probably also sucking off the selectors)

Did I miss anyone?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:00:37 No.132076138 Report

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Phone posting isn't healthy, I know this as I am doing it myself

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:05:36 No.132076217 Report

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>>132076138
True but my non-work laptop is in the other room and would take me literally minutes to set up

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:12:01 No.132076337 Report

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>>132075951
As opposed to ironically using linkedin

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:29:40 No.132076618 Report

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the moment zachy outed himself as a boomerbook phoneposter is the exact moment he lost the story and bard became /cric/ protagonist

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:36:41 No.132076711 Report

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>>132076618
being a redditor is worse

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:38:11 No.132076747 Report

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LANCS LIGHTNING vs LEICS FOXES
https://youtu.be/AHWcsQgcIwU

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:44:30 No.132076842 Report

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>>132076337
I ironically use LinkedIn to ironically keep myself open to new career opportunities
The boomers who use it as if it's FB (usually middle-aged middle-management men, but not always) are the ones who must be (figuratively) executed come the revolution

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countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 11:45:11 No.132076854 Report

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uh oh foxcucks

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countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 11:58:43 No.132077066 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:59:41 No.132077083 Report

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The only thing I really love about the blast is the YouTube comments being full of Indians demanding wickets or certain amounts of runs so they win their bets. Then calling it rigged when they don't get it

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:06:37 No.132077173 Report

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>>132077066
Women in Lancashire look like THIS?!

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:11:31 No.132077217 Report

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Lancs can count themselves lucky Naveen ul-Haq isn't available yet
If he were, 52 runs would already be too big an ask

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:16:10 No.132077261 Report

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finna be a white boy summer in 2023

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:22:00 No.132077321 Report

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Why are they playing this game at midday, by the way? What's the sense in opening up a T20 campaign with a match where any toilsman or schoolsman has to miss out? Doesn't make any sense

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:32:10 No.132077425 Report

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>>132077321
Man United and Chelsea play this evening, don't want the traffic in Manchester

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:32:41 No.132077437 Report

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Utter state of places that aren't Lancashire

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:33:56 No.132077457 Report

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>>132077425
Realistically, what traffic will you get for a cricketing match? Few hundred people at most would actually travel from outside of Manchester to watch it

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:34:56 No.132077475 Report

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Matt Parkinson bowling to Callum Parkinson
Has there EVER been another case in English cricket when one brother bowls to another?
Yes, probably

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:38:15 No.132077533 Report

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>>132077457
Could just also be Manchester not wanting both happening at once.
>>132077475
But had it happened in the blast?
Also probably

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:38:35 No.132077538 Report

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Small reminder that a Hindu /businessmind/ Rishi Sunak saved a*glo shitters from recession. But worry not he'll be voted out for queer stammer, who'll be overthrown by the terrorist "part n parcel" paki mayor.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:40:09 No.132077564 Report

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>>132077533
Don't know how late the football match was rearranged, but you'd have thought they could work around this
Bit of a damp squib of an opening fixture if you're having to play it at lunch on a Thursday

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:40:40 No.132077572 Report

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Sunak admitted to enjoying Jilly Cooper novels, he should get voted out for that alone

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:41:10 No.132077580 Report

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Luke Wood was shit before his loan spell at the Pears, but is now a world-class T20sman

Likewise Zaheer Khan and Saeed Ajmal were essentially nobodies before they benefitted from exposure to the Worcestershire talent factory

countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 12:42:22 No.132077598 Report

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Will Leics make a 100?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:45:15 No.132077627 Report

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Really so many seething pajeets in the comments, imagine betting on the Foxes doing anything

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:46:19 No.132077640 Report

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>World Cup-winning batter Jason Roy looks set to to cancel his England contract to take up a deal with Major League Cricket in the United States

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:46:45 No.132077654 Report

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For me, Lancashire's kit is too dark. Should be a lighter shade of Red

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:47:03 No.132077659 Report

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Does Cat Stevens still have his foreskin or did he chop it off?

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countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 12:47:58 No.132077674 Report

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>slogs it high up
>gets caught
Even fucking u11s know this

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:48:49 No.132077685 Report

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>>132077640
He hinted in the radio interview last evening that he was really pissed off with how ECB treated him and was thankful to the IPL and the Saffa IPL in particular for rehabilitating him. Plus his surname is Roy so it's apt he plays for Kolkata.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:49:29 No.132077699 Report

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>>132077674
Daft cricket desu, as soon as they were 7 down they should have just traded in 1s and 2s until the final over (maybe final two overs if they avoided losing any further wickets)

countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 12:49:53 No.132077711 Report

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>>132077598
wheres my 500 rupee bet gone? Now i'm going to go off and shit up the stream chat like shitjeets cousins.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:50:24 No.132077717 Report

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>>132077598
Apparently not, farcical making Lancs chase this just give them the win

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:51:54 No.132077735 Report

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>sidekock still hurt by the broken family jibe
Tell us what happened wiv yer dad, i'm here to listen.

countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 12:53:13 No.132077756 Report

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When are Lancashire supposed to get this new outground in Leyland to play one day matches at?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:58:29 No.132077820 Report

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>>132077756
They were talking about that on one of the streams I don't think they will be there for a while

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:06:30 No.132077915 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:32:26 No.132078345 Report

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>>132078280
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Pain

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:37:27 No.132078427 Report

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>>132078045
Sounds like you're not making her wet enough

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:41:45 No.132078517 Report

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Suspicion Lancs might nab this

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:42:33 No.132078531 Report

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>>132078427
Nope, not an issue

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:44:27 No.132078569 Report

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cricket?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:48:02 No.132078644 Report

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>>132078427
>her

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:51:58 No.132078716 Report

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>>132077083
would imagine most of the blast, hundred etc. is finely controlled from the basement of some sweets shop in mumbai. surely they'd be better asking their uncle rajesh for when to expect the wickets falling than waste time on yt comments

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:55:24 No.132078779 Report

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>>132078377
we're in here lads

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:59:06 No.132078856 Report

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Absolutely not

countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 15:42:33 No.132081123 Report

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Mad that some peewee talking about how he can't turn on his imaginary slope hooker gf almost kills a thread.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:04:22 No.132082752 Report

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Going to watch Beau is Afraid (2023) at the cinema

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:08:34 No.132082808 Report

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Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:12:12 No.132082873 Report

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Women's Romance Enjoyer Rishi Sunak

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:35:57 No.132083397 Report

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606,000 new forun expats into the UK in the last year :)

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:42:23 No.132083560 Report

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since I started listening to blood meridian on audiobook at my desk at work, people have stopped coming over to bother me.
but we do have an HR meeting next Monday morning

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:01:06 No.132084053 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:04:52 No.132084145 Report

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>>132083397
That's only net migration, there's more new foruns than that

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:13:08 No.132084311 Report

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>>132084311
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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:22:35 No.132084575 Report

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literally sounds like 'I love man'
surely they knew this

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:23:09 No.132084593 Report

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the isle of woman is temperamental

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:26:55 No.132084695 Report

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Surrey have 9 competent bowlsmen in their side today
Opened the batting with Sunil Narine for some reason
Interesting choices from them

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:36:45 No.132084956 Report

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who would win a fight between the curran brothers and the root brothers

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:39:38 No.132085038 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:41:01 No.132085089 Report

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>>132075095
Hello Sirs.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:44:55 No.132085183 Report

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now I know there's a real dutch anon but he only shows up when NL are playing
thinking this might be certain man with a fresh VPN desu

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:45:24 No.132085192 Report

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>>132085089
hi zachy

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:47:03 No.132085226 Report

Quoted By: >>132085374

>>132085183
or was there?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:47:58 No.132085250 Report

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countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 18:48:55 No.132085272 Report

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Forgot this was on as well:
London derby; Middx vs Surrey
https://youtu.be/Rlxb79cB1fU

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:52:22 No.132085374 Report

Quoted By: >>132085426

>>132085226
Probably desu, he posted pictures from the ground
Nice lad but a bit too left-wing for my liking
/cric/ is a chud general

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:54:03 No.132085426 Report

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>>132085374
just a plebbitor who reads all the guardian headlines they wank to over there

probably never looks beyond them like most of them

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:54:20 No.132085435 Report

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>the donedon derby
nah I'm alright thanks

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:55:35 No.132085463 Report

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making fun of reddit when replying to avowed redditor bard. not sure he'll like that

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:56:56 No.132085493 Report

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sensing a new gimmick

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:57:28 No.132085507 Report

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>gimmick

countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 18:58:30 No.132085528 Report

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umpire was standing literally in front of the wicket and couldn't tell if it was a run out, where do they get these clowns?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:59:05 No.132085542 Report

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>/cric/ is a chud general
debunked
we're a based high IQ centrist general

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:23:11 No.132086396 Report

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Hurricane Hamish was YA cricketing kino
So was Glory Gardens

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:24:12 No.132086439 Report

Quoted By: >>132086758

Children's rather than YA actually

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:28:41 No.132086590 Report

Quoted By: >>132086716

haven't thought about Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) once (except now) since seeing it on the weekend. no idea why it was hyped so much. very forgettable.

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:29:13 No.132086617 Report

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Maybe I should drop the postdoc gimmick and devote my life to writing YA cricketing kino, there's a gap in the market

Could do it in civil service hours too, nice bit of moonlighting

A gritty coming-of-age drama set in a cricketing club

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:31:11 No.132086716 Report

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>>132086590
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) was a good film
Obviously not even close to Synecdoche, New York (2008) but a nice bit of filmmaking nonetheless

I dropped this truthnuke on /cric/ about 6 months ago but you were having none of it, even though you hadn't seen it

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:32:08 No.132086758 Report

Quoted By: >>132087368

>>132086439
young adult is basically children's though
weirdest naming ever, for like 13-16 years old

countystreamslad Thu 25 May 2023 19:36:28 No.132086931 Report

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piddlesex looking quite fucked

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:47:06 No.132087368 Report

Quoted By: >>132087429

>>132086758
Age range for those books is probably 8-12yo
My own little bastards will probably be a bit more intellectually advanced so I'll get them reading those sorts of books at 6-8, then move them onto loftier tomes afterwards

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:48:23 No.132087429 Report

Quoted By: >>132087509

>>132087368
yeah a male 14-15 probably just reads adult books
just mean the official designation is still 13-16 despite being called young "adult" and the reality is the audience is even lower (or women)

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:49:38 No.132087485 Report

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will be quite interesting to see ireland losing to essex

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 19:50:19 No.132087509 Report

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>>132087429
Isn't it just the same as teen fiction? Not sure why they dropped the one for the other.

I guess maybe because people in their 20s and 30s still wanted to read books like that (due to general dumbing down of society) and they wanted to make it less embarrassing for them to buy those books

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 20:06:15 No.132088032 Report

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Graham Souness is at the cricket presenting the MOM award for absolutely no reason kek

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 20:26:26 No.132088556 Report

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On track to work 80 hours this week and half of it was unpaid

#protectingoureconomy
#savinglives

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 20:33:27 No.132088728 Report

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>>132088556
If you do any unpaid work then you're quite simply a moron

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zachy getting filtered by beau is afraid

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 21:45:14 No.132090307 Report

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saw zachy get filtered by Collateral the other day

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 21:49:00 No.132090367 Report

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>>132090136
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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 22:17:41 No.132090839 Report

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>>132073405
Life's a BEACH
Get it?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 22:18:40 No.132090858 Report

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is it true the average South African doesn't give a single fuck about cricket anymore?

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 22:24:09 No.132090944 Report

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>>132090858
no idea sorry, i've never been to south africa

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 22:25:50 No.132090973 Report

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Same

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 22:26:45 No.132090992 Report

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heard it looks like brazil

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 22:26:56 No.132090994 Report

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Nah, mostly into box and such these days
Watched a bit of the women's cricket. not bad.

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 23:00:25 No.132091489 Report

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Martinbros...

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 02:20:41 No.132095695 Report

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See you in the morning.

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 06:12:23 No.132098371 Report

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How can it be that the original T20 league is also the least exciting T20 league?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 06:39:16 No.132098493 Report

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>>132098371
a*glo shitter mismanagement, greed, short-sightedness and selfishness. For example
https://www.opindia.com/2023/05/sudan-british-man-shot-wife-starved-uk-embassy-evacuation-abandoned/

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 06:43:31 No.132098516 Report

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 06:55:19 No.132098572 Report

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>>132098516
zachy the incel

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 06:57:43 No.132098595 Report

Quoted By:

Reporting for work in /cric/ General

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:07:13 No.132098667 Report

Quoted By:

will smeed in 11 hours

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:12:50 No.132098705 Report

Quoted By:

bard you planning on watching Barbie (2023)?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:27:11 No.132098792 Report

Quoted By:

How can I be an incel when I had sex last night
Literally doesn’t stack up mate
Braincells

ZING Fri 26 May 2023 07:44:39 No.132098918 Report

Quoted By:

yeah... in your MIND lol

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:49:49 No.132098942 Report

Quoted By:

Zing

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:54:26 No.132098967 Report

Quoted By: >>132098975

When your finger pushes through the toilet paper and pokes into your anus

Also known as "the zachy wipe"

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:55:44 No.132098971 Report

Quoted By:

Do you only use like 2 squares or something
I give mine a nice thick scrunch for a thorough scrape

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 07:56:28 No.132098975 Report

Quoted By:

>>132098967
nobody knows this feeling you weirdo

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:32:55 No.132099163 Report

Quoted By:

Would have been nice to head to New Road this evening for the T20 vs Yorkshire, but at £25 per ticket I've quite simply been priced out

A fee of £5 would be fairer for a match vs a team bottom of Div 2 in the county game

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:36:21 No.132099181 Report

Quoted By:

Got zero (0) plans for my 4 (four) day bank holiday weekend

Gonna ask to work the Tuesday instead, and just take the holiday some other day

Guess I'll just do freelance toil on the Monday to keep me busy, get the cricket on in the background

Such is life

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:38:35 No.132099193 Report

Quoted By: >>132099200

Going Bristol for a stag

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:39:20 No.132099200 Report

Quoted By: >>132099226

>>132099193
Can I come? x

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:40:50 No.132099206 Report

Quoted By: >>132099226 >>132099245 >>132099352

Paintballing? Quadbiking? Karaoke? or just a boring pissup?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:43:15 No.132099226 Report

Quoted By: >>132099241

>>132099206
Escape room
Then mostly just a boring piss up
Tbh I find activities boring

>>132099200
Yeah

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:44:24 No.132099241 Report

Quoted By:

>>132099226
some escape rooms can be good, if they have an interesting theme

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:45:01 No.132099245 Report

Quoted By: >>132099290 >>132099296

>>132099206
t. virgin and possibly muslim

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:52:00 No.132099290 Report

Quoted By: >>132099350

>>132099245
a stag do is supposed to be special, just sitting around getting drunk is no difference to any other lads night out

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:52:59 No.132099296 Report

Quoted By: >>132099334

>>132099245
>doesn't know around 50% of /cric/ are teetotalchads

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:58:15 No.132099331 Report

Quoted By:

Beau is afraid might possibly be a modern triumph and a rare gem

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:58:29 No.132099334 Report

Quoted By:

>>132099296
does that include the ~80% that are apparently Zachy?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 08:58:40 No.132099337 Report

Quoted By:

I'm so teetotal I keep all my Whisky closed away in a cupboard where nobody can see it

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:00:32 No.132099350 Report

Quoted By:

>>132099290
Lads night's out don't happen except for stag dos after you get past the age of 25 unfortunately

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:00:57 No.132099352 Report

Quoted By:

>>132099206
Arsefucking.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:07:49 No.132099392 Report

Quoted By:

The Arsefucker will *not* like having his gimmick stolen

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:29:47 No.132099599 Report

Quoted By: >>132099716

If the percent starts with a four you can drink four before midday I reckon

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:36:36 No.132099659 Report

Quoted By:

essex v direland looms

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:39:59 No.132099702 Report

Quoted By:

No point drinking anything below 5.2% imho

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:40:16 No.132099705 Report

Quoted By:

Sun's over the yard arm somewhere lad, drink away

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:40:48 No.132099716 Report

Quoted By:

>>132099599
does that count percentages in the 40's?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:41:11 No.132099723 Report

Quoted By: >>132099786

another friday night of drunk posting on the cards zachary lad?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:47:24 No.132099786 Report

Quoted By:

>>132099723
nah
Going bristol

countystreamslad Fri 26 May 2023 09:59:21 No.132099908 Report

Quoted By:

Essex vs Ireland
https://youtu.be/Y4iaSKFj7H0

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:59:52 No.132099915 Report

Quoted By:

grim

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:06:55 No.132100008 Report

Quoted By:

In the mouth a desert

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:29:40 No.132100281 Report

Quoted By: >>132100349 >>132100965

Mad what's happened to modern man
Lads WhatsApp going off at the moment with one fella trying to arrange drinks tomorrow, but two other fellas replied to say that they're already doing things in the morning and not sure if they'll be able to get permission from the missus to go out in the evening too
When did this become the norm?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:29:49 No.132100285 Report

Quoted By:

all I'm saying is none of the presumptive Ashes squad have ever bowled *me* out
so how can we trust them?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:31:46 No.132100308 Report

Quoted By: >>132100338 >>132100411

like how bard pretends to have fully accepted volceldom and puts up a front on /cric/ about saving money by living in near total isolation but - in the background - is scurrying around desperately trying to organise socials

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:32:25 No.132100322 Report

Quoted By: >>132100411 >>132100648

time was you'd just grab your cap and leave the house, pop down the pub for a couple of hours, wouldn't even need a group of lads, just speak to whoever is there
the west has fallen and Zachy is 100% to blame

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:33:38 No.132100338 Report

Quoted By: >>132100411

>>132100308
Bard the "Clinically Frugal but I insist on buying Lurpak because supermarket butter is too povvo for me"

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:34:39 No.132100349 Report

Quoted By:

>>132100281
I've never used whatsapp much

sometimes people ask me to add them
but I never look at it. I think I got it for a uni project like 10 years ago and barely glance at it since.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:37:02 No.132100370 Report

Quoted By:

only use whatsapp because that's what my mother's side of the family use to talk to each other.
there is a work group I'm in as well, but I never post in it

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:39:45 No.132100411 Report

Quoted By: >>132100648

>>132100308
I'm not trying to organise this one - went through a phase of doing that but got rejected every time and it was a bit disheartening, so I've just given up now

>>132100322
Agreed

>>132100338
Would never buy Lurpak desu. Maybe the Lidl equivalent but that's pretty expensive too. Mostly go for their utterly butterly rip-off which I think is just 99p per tub at the mo (risen quite a lot in the last year, used to be cheaper)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:56:02 No.132100625 Report

Quoted By: >>132100880

Bard "I have a psychological condition where I am unable to spend money needlessly but insist that I can only live in Oxfordshire"

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:57:24 No.132100648 Report

Quoted By: >>132100674 >>132100880

>>132100322
Meds
Goes for @bard too

>>132100411
Lurpak isn't that overpriced
You can use it for cooking also

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:58:24 No.132100665 Report

Quoted By: >>132100880

Bard "the very thought of having to talk to a deano estate agent on the phone makes me soaked in sweat"

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 10:59:00 No.132100674 Report

Quoted By:

>>132100648
you know what you did

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:00:34 No.132100699 Report

Quoted By: >>132100880

pretty sure zachy admitted to being a 'bizzaro tarq' at one point and am certain bard must have too. the latter has kept up this 'echelons of the lower middle class' (or whatever it is) gimmick up for a while though, so might need to go back to the 16-17 archives to confirm

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:01:11 No.132100707 Report

Quoted By: >>132100893

Everyone goes in thinking they can handle a deano estate agent and then all of a sudden they find themselves the proud owner of an overpriced terrace shoebox

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:09:58 No.132100836 Report

Quoted By: >>132100893

Bard you coming Bristol mate?
I'll just say your my business partner

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:13:10 No.132100875 Report

Quoted By: >>132100893

Between Brum and Bristol is a nice part of England

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:13:24 No.132100880 Report

Quoted By: >>132100974 >>132101737

>>132100625
Well where the frig else should I live then?

>>132100648
It's what, £3-4 per tub? Way too costly for a humble man of modest salary like me. Use olive oil for cooking, and my fake utterly butterly for a spread.

>>132100665
This also applies to mechanics btw, my car's been broken for about 6 months but I haven't got it fixed because I refuse to phone them up - ask them to do a quote by e-mail instead, but the bastards don't reply (probably because those worthless working-class grease monkeys can't read)

>>132100699
I have never admitted to being a tarq because I amn't one (and therefore it'd be a bizarre thing to admit to)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:14:34 No.132100893 Report

Quoted By: >>132101737

>>132100707
So true

>>132100836
Nah, Bristol is full of insufferable left-wing twats
As a chud it is not my scene AT ALL

>>132100875
wtf this is literally where I live

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:15:01 No.132100898 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTE7tlqnUd8
it's up lads

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:17:33 No.132100939 Report

Quoted By:

me, going to buy a casa del wog, spearwood, hammy hill, coobellup somewhere like that. big block, quality construction probably done by nonno himself back when when he arrived, guaranteed to have a decent sized garden. just out of freo, and all that for 400k or thereabouts. the dream

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:19:08 No.132100965 Report

Quoted By: >>132101187

>>132100281
when you turn 28. it gets worse once they start having kids from what I hear. basically if you're not in a committed long term relationship by that point then your social life is over by no fault of your own

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:19:38 No.132100974 Report

Quoted By: >>132101737

>>132100880
symptomatic of a lot of garages. my dad had his MOT months ago and despite calling up multiple times the place has still not sent him an invoice so he can pay for it.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:20:42 No.132100991 Report

Quoted By:

I'm an anarcho-communist so I love Bristol

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:24:11 No.132101048 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY5Hq_5FbT0 speaks to the inner sole

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:30:04 No.132101141 Report

Quoted By:

at 2:53, phwoar

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:32:48 No.132101187 Report

Quoted By: >>132101264 >>132101339 >>132101737

>>132100965
At 30 it's effectively OVER for my social life and has been since the age of about 26 (but that's tied in with the pandemic - maybe it would have lasted longer if not for that, but maybe not)

Basically just got stag dos and birthdays in the social calendar now, can never even go out for drinks outside of those sorts of events

I guess if I moved back to a place like L*ndon then I would find other lonely sad sack overgrown manchildren in my situation but that's a bit of a grim prospect

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:34:44 No.132101233 Report

Quoted By: >>132101737

Feel like the reason several of my mates' girlfriends try to set me up with their single friends is that they recognise the undeniable truthnuke that it's only socially acceptable for their partner to continue hanging out with me if I'm in a relationship

Couples only hang out with couples

I don't like it, but that's just society for you in the year twenty twenty three

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:36:02 No.132101264 Report

Quoted By: >>132101345

>>132101187
another overlap (I'm a youthful 28 but)
don't even reckon going to donedon would do it though. here all my mates all work on literally the same street as me (any business wanted to be taken seriously needs an office there), at most 500m away, but you can't talk anyone into sticking around for a beer at a pub on a friday because they have to cook dinner with their mrs or some shit. such is life.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:40:01 No.132101339 Report

Quoted By: >>132101404 >>132101431 >>132101737 >>132102879

>>132101187
the pandemic has definitely affected things, back in 2019 my friends and I would meet up regularly for drinks or just to play board games. once lockdown started we moved all that online and we basically haven't gone back to meeting up. think we have met up 3-4 times since the restrictions were lifted

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:40:12 No.132101345 Report

Quoted By: >>132101431 >>132101737

>>132101264
Well that's the thing, you have to find other single people and just accept that it'll be very difficult to carry on seeing them once they get into long-term relationships

Surely single people in their late 20s / early 30s are plentiful in L*ndon, but unfortunately all of my existing friends are in long-term relationships

Might have to start surreptitiously spreading rumours about infidelity etc to break some of them up and recover my social life a bit

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:42:39 No.132101404 Report

Quoted By: >>132101737

>>132101339
I think it had an effect - basically acted as a clear demarcation between youth and proper adulthood for my friends, encouraged them to all move in with each other and make their relationships more serious

Having said that, I was whinging about this for at least a year before the pandemic, complaining that none of my friends in relationships would come out for a few beers on a Friday or Saturday evening even though we were 26-27yo and all living in L*ndon

I peaked at 24 and it's been a steep decline since then

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:43:49 No.132101431 Report

Quoted By:

>>132101339
we had like maybe three months of a semi lockdown here and even that was enough to torpedo my post-university social life. can't imagine how catastrophic it would have been for you lads.

>>132101345
idk I feel like anyone who is still single is either a complete freak (except me haha) or will move to sydney at the drop of a hat

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:50:20 No.132101561 Report

Quoted By: >>132101693

Looks the blog brothers are in
Jesus Christ
Mad how they can say so much without saying anything at all

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:51:28 No.132101578 Report

Quoted By:

which posts do you take issue with, none of them are overly long in my opinion

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:58:40 No.132101693 Report

Quoted By:

>>132101561
ain't me and I'm supposed to be one
guess there is a blog trio

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:59:10 No.132101704 Report

Quoted By:

nought to do but blog on without any test cricket

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 11:59:19 No.132101709 Report

Quoted By:

I'm usually one of the bloggers but my brain is barely reading these posts since they are so dreadfully dull

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:00:15 No.132101723 Report

Quoted By: >>132102906

Bard "I am humble lower-middle class but where the frig do people live except for Oxfordshire? Impossible" Man

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:00:58 No.132101737 Report

Quoted By:

>>132101404
>>132101345
>>132101339
>>132101233
>>132101187
>>132100974
>>132100893
>>132100880
All Me

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:03:12 No.132101768 Report

Quoted By:

the all me gimmick where he quotes every post that isn't one of his personas

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:05:46 No.132101821 Report

Quoted By:

Big game. IPL eliminator #2. GT v MG. Reward: finals

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:17:49 No.132102090 Report

Quoted By:

clash of the ghendias

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:18:31 No.132102106 Report

Quoted By:

memebashers are in, post quality expected to drop hard

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:19:55 No.132102136 Report

Quoted By:

stop liftian me balls bla x

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 12:56:20 No.132102785 Report

Quoted By:

Sneed

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:01:22 No.132102859 Report

Quoted By: >>132102927

>I guess if I moved back to a place like L*ndon then I would find other lonely sad sack overgrown manchildren in my situation but that's a bit of a grim prospect
imagine unironically believing this grass greener on the other side pure 100% no added flavours COPE

as per an article that came out a few days ago, donedon dominates the league:
>The loneliest cities in the UK ranked:
London and Westminster
Liverpool, Riverside
Birmingham, Ladywood
Kensington
Leeds Central
Manchester Central
Sheffield Central
Bermondsey and Old Southwark
Islington South and Finsbury
Holborn and St Pancras

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:03:08 No.132102879 Report

Quoted By: >>132102979

>>132101339
>affected

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:03:25 No.132102883 Report

Quoted By:

Hardik v Brohit
Rashid v Chawla
Gill v Kishan
Killa Miller v Suryakumar Yadav

For all the marbles

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:04:42 No.132102906 Report

Quoted By:

>>132101723
To be honest it's not so much Oxfordshire per se as it is the prestige of the potential job compared with the sheer HORROR of the mundanity of plodding along in a middle-management job all my life and working towards the aspiration of one day being able to afford a 3-bed semi-detached house with a small garden

The county itself is pleasant enough but unspectacular

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:06:47 No.132102927 Report

Quoted By: >>132102996

>>132102859
It's all relative desu
Research experts like me know that the surveys underpinning such articles are usually junk and hide lots of the nuance required to interrogate that research question properly
Moreover, not minded to trust authors who purport to write a list of cities but then include numerous L*ndon boroughs

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:07:05 No.132102933 Report

Quoted By:

why should I remain eternally curious about music when System Of A Down perfected it in September 2001?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:08:24 No.132102949 Report

Quoted By: >>132103234

aren't you an oxford reject? shant be taking your takes on research standards seriously tyvm

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:09:50 No.132102971 Report

Quoted By:

My uncle's PhD supervisor was Roger Penrose, a*glo shitters could never.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:10:20 No.132102979 Report

Quoted By: >>132103037

>>132102879
https://ludwig.guru/s/definitely+affected

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:11:11 No.132102996 Report

Quoted By: >>132103234

>>132102927
when people say 'London and Westminster' they mean inner London (basically the ultra posho parts exclusively comprised of boarding school tarqs and money laundering overseas barons and their rich children)
I do agree the article shouldn't refer to them as cities though. fair to say Donedoners can get a bit too pretentious at times

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:13:10 No.132103032 Report

Quoted By:

suppose you're just lucky bard is currently mentally mindbroken, in terms of his brain, and can't find the energy to look up the .edu archives to expose another family lie and have you take another mental health 8 month hiatus from /cric/. alas

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:13:34 No.132103037 Report

Quoted By:

>>132102979
cripes, lots of retards out there with pens and typewriters

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:18:46 No.132103110 Report

Quoted By: >>132103122 >>132118690

>VICTORIANS have been urged to check the safety of their garages, following the death of football commentator James Brayshaw's sister Sally in a freak accident.
>Sally, 36, was crushed to death on Wednesday night by bricks falling from a garage wall at her Gerona Street, Keilor, home. As she closed the garage door, the bricks fell on her, and although her family tried to resuscitate her, she died shortly afterwards.

tradies, not even once.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/death-of-commentators-sister-highlights-garage-risks-20060922-ge36pm.html

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:19:47 No.132103122 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103110
whoops, meant this for the chud general

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:20:20 No.132103128 Report

Quoted By:

You lads taken your medicals today? Time is of the essence, as it were

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:21:39 No.132103154 Report

Quoted By: >>132103215

the blog brothers saved /cric/
all certain man does is .. is.. uh- actually, I don't even know what his gimmick is anymore.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:24:50 No.132103215 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103154
In terms of
Cricketing

The invention of the boundary rope etc

I am defender of purity, pre modernity etc

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:26:18 No.132103234 Report

Quoted By: >>132103777

>>132102949
Technically no, as I've never got as far as applying
Got told not to by my BITCH of a university advisor at college despite being predicted the (ludicrous) grades of A*A*A*A (wouldn't have got in as undergad though, she was probably right)
Didn't get so far as doing the postdoc application
Would have backed myself to get in for MSc or PhD though, particularly MSc (essentially a way for the uni to extract money from egotistical midwit mongs like me who demand the Oxbridge prestige on their CV)

>>132102996
I think Westminster is technically a city, as is the City of London and London itself
The other boroughs aren't cities though - and several of the ones mentioned in their list are already within inner London

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:28:35 No.132103264 Report

Quoted By: >>132103818

In a cruel twist of fate I'm now starting to see quite a few coppable houses in the Oxford area which could go for about ~£300k

The great house price crash is finally upon us thanks to the based cost of living crisis and rise in interest rates

Savers chads ascendant

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:30:22 No.132103285 Report

Quoted By: >>132103477

mad how tarqs think a £300k house is cheap

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:32:46 No.132103326 Report

Quoted By: >>132103477

you can afford it too and save £150k living in London!
all you need to do is turn off the heating, read reddit threads... and get gifted around 100k from your parents

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:40:53 No.132103477 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103285
Didn't say it was cheap now did I

>>132103326
Total amount gifted to me by my parents: 0 British pounds (zero British pounds) (nada) (nothing) (nowt)

They were too busy getting divorced and pissing away my inheritance by selling the family homestead and buying new houses of their own

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:42:32 No.132103507 Report

Quoted By: >>132103565

no I apologise, you called it "coppable" I simply chose not to repeat the word since it's utter nonsense

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:42:40 No.132103510 Report

Quoted By:

Watching the cricket

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:43:06 No.132103516 Report

Quoted By:

All of /cric/ a*glo shitters have been mentally disintegrated by the broken families jibe. Didn't realise it was such a touchy subject tbqh

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:45:33 No.132103565 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103507
Coppable in this context means able to be copped by a young man with modest wealth like me

I appreciate that it's still a barmy price for what you get and out of reach for many savingslets

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:48:08 No.132103602 Report

Quoted By:

"coppable" and "copped" aren't words

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:49:19 No.132103618 Report

Quoted By:

think they're yankisms

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:49:33 No.132103625 Report

Quoted By:

Me? I'm a humble norfman in my humble norfman house. wouldn't think of looking for properties in the 300k range, simply unobtainable for anyone who actually works for a living.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:50:22 No.132103639 Report

Quoted By:

I copped a feel of your mums tits at the dinner table
How is that not correct English?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:51:47 No.132103662 Report

Quoted By: >>132103843

because copped isn't a word

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:52:03 No.132103667 Report

Quoted By:

bard "I'm just doing a bit of 300k window shopping but I'm not a tarq ok?"

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:55:35 No.132103722 Report

Quoted By:

Mad how so many boomers live in houses worth £500-800k, despite the fact that they:

1. Have never personally earned more than £40k (which should cap their mortgage at £180k)

2. Have a missus who either doesn't work or does some part-time bollocks (adding at most £80k to their mortgage allowance)

3. Have had long periods out of work, spend money wastefully, and retired early

And yet they still have the cheek to pretend they worked hard for what they've got. Modern society is basically just a massive ponzi scheme for this current generation of boomers

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 13:58:37 No.132103777 Report

Quoted By: >>132103890

>>132103234
>(wouldn't have got in as undergad though, she was probably right)
you get 5 applications (more if you pay a fee), seems irrational not to use one on Oxbridge with those grades

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:01:04 No.132103818 Report

Quoted By: >>132103890

>>132103264
price crash is barely materialising, houw prices went up last month actually, it's only inched down since the beginning of the year

it's placed like London and probably other expensive areas like Oxfordshire that are taking any sort of hit. Non-London city centres are still going strong, Bristol, Manchester, etc.

It'll takle a while before people's fixed rates are up and suddenly they are paying out their arse

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:02:05 No.132103830 Report

Quoted By: >>132103890

Humble Norfman that I am, all my uni applications were in the Norf, several were eve in Y*rkshire such was desire to not live in the souf

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:02:15 No.132103834 Report

Quoted By:

thumbing a phone quickly with my muscular fingers is apparently a typo magnet

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:02:44 No.132103843 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103662
Nah I don’t agree with that
You’re mistaken

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:05:36 No.132103890 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103777
Yeah probably should have in retrospect, I applied for 5 unis which were more or less equally prestigious, which was a bit daft

Let that stupid bint discourage me from applying though, can only think they like to put out stats like x% of our Oxbridge applicants were successful, so only encourage the ones who are more likely to be accepted

>>132103818
Yeah it's only very recently I've noticed a possible swing desu, and this is after literally years of above-inflation increases (one of the reasons my savings mental illness started desu)

>>132103830
York was my back up but I opted for Exetah instead

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:06:09 No.132103900 Report

Quoted By:

300k is about my budget too desu but I'd be leveraged to the hilt with >50% of take home going to mortgage. Postgraduate loan, student loan, 10% pension contribs and suddenly your take home pay isn't so great after tax. A deano couple each on half my salary would have significantly more net income

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:06:38 No.132103911 Report

Quoted By:

Quite looking forward to Pears vs Yorkshire this evening to unwind after toil but just remembered it'll be filmed on a potato as per the usual Pears A/V offering

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:07:14 No.132103924 Report

Quoted By:

>you now remember bard pretends exeter is a top uni and doesn't just barely scrape into RG

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:08:30 No.132103939 Report

Quoted By:

My uni changed it's name a few years after I left so I consider it not to exist anymore

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:09:01 No.132103953 Report

Quoted By:

The return of mortgages and pensions /cric/

Been too long interrupted by roleplaying gimmicks

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:12:31 No.132104014 Report

Quoted By: >>132104474 >>132104766 >>132107962

>pensions
Still don't really understand how mine works desu
Any time somebody explains it to me I get so bored that I just zone out
A snivelling little frugal runt like me should be all over that sort of thing, but my artistic soul rebels

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:16:34 No.132104069 Report

Quoted By: >>132104170 >>132104474

the way I understand my pension. every month a portion of my paycheck pays into it and my employer matches it and when I eventually retire I will have fuck all because I don't earn a lot now

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:22:20 No.132104170 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104069
Move to London, an exciting and vibrant modern city where you'll earn BIG money

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:24:45 No.132104210 Report

Quoted By: >>132104272

what are they discussing?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:27:28 No.132104246 Report

Quoted By:

talking about how they all love living in London

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:28:56 No.132104272 Report

Quoted By:

100k in the Motera Stadium, Gujarat (that is India) @*glo shitters could kever
>>132104210
Gold prices *rubs palms*

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:29:39 No.132104281 Report

Quoted By: >>132104334 >>132105638

Academia is literally a conformity test
I failed my a levels subconsciously on purpose

I am literally the most intelligent person of all time

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:32:55 No.132104334 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104281
The sad cope of a "school of hard knocks" "university of life" boomerbook user

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:36:14 No.132104416 Report

Quoted By: >>132104505

debating a takeaway tonight, but in my heart I know I eat too many of them

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:38:14 No.132104462 Report

Quoted By:

Mumbai keeping it tight

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:38:41 No.132104474 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104069
that's a defined contributions pension

>>132104014
if you're unable to understand a defined benefits pension you may just be a brainlet, they're probably even easier to understand than contributions-based ones

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:39:47 No.132104505 Report

Quoted By: >>132104522

>>132104416
Won't save up for a house deposit if you keep pissing away money like that desu

Pop down to Lidl, buy a big bag of rice for 49p, season it with ketchup

Week's worth of meals right there

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:39:52 No.132104506 Report

Quoted By:

No a*glo shitters in this match, but many QUADbros. Very telling

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:40:31 No.132104522 Report

Quoted By: >>132104606

>>132104505
already got a house, just don't need a 300k megastructure because I am huimble norfman

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:43:59 No.132104606 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104522
Think how many flat caps and whippets you could own if you bought a nice big £300k house

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:47:38 No.132104697 Report

Quoted By: >>132104991

300K in oxfordshire is just a basic starter house at best and a closet at worst

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:49:14 No.132104728 Report

Quoted By: >>132104739 >>132104804

ok, so batters can technically hit forever if they never got out, right? just saw a cricket clip where a team needed x amount of runs with y amount of balls left. what's that about?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:49:50 No.132104739 Report

Quoted By: >>132104784 >>132104804

>>132104728
limited overs cricket is called that for a reason
the overs are limited

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:51:04 No.132104766 Report

Quoted By: >>132104991

>>132104014
desu it's amazing how many people in the NHS don't understand how their own scheme works, just parrot "it's the best pension scheme you can get" like drones. It's one of the better ones for sure but the civil service one is easily the best. Shame about their shit salaries though.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:52:35 No.132104784 Report

Quoted By: >>132104804

>>132104739
ahhh, i see.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:53:33 No.132104804 Report

Quoted By: >>132105240

>>132104784
>>132104739
>>132104728
why do you bother doing that

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:54:56 No.132104838 Report

Quoted By:

bother doing what? replying to the American?
just being polite

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 14:58:46 No.132104941 Report

Quoted By:

>david tim

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:00:27 No.132104991 Report

Quoted By: >>132105012 >>132105361

>>132104697
True in Oxford, can get a slightly confirr cottage-shaped closet ~5 miles away

>>132104766
Is that still true of the alpha scheme?
Think my USS scheme while I was doing my PhD was pretty good desu, they tripled my contributions or something like that

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:01:28 No.132105012 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104991
Comfier*

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:08:28 No.132105216 Report

Quoted By:

Mumbai bowling been good so far

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:09:26 No.132105240 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104804
to let you know i understand and appreciate your reply.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:13:01 No.132105361 Report

Quoted By: >>132105777

>>132104991
Alpha is the best one.Any defined benefit scheme will shit on a contributions scheme in general (mainly because they don't exist in private sector anymore, they basically NEED to be underwritten by a government).

Your contributions mean dick in a defined benefit scheme (like the alpha is). If they claim matching contribs like the NHS pension oddly does sometimes (also defined benefit) then they're just saying that for accounting purposes.

Your contributions are basically a membership and disappear into the ether. With alpha you basically just generate 2.32% of your yearly gross income as pension income every year. So after 10 years you'll have 23.2% of your average income over that time available as pension income. It's also linked to inflation and all sorts so it does go up additionally.

Anyway you basically get a fat income at retirement if you pay into a DB scheme your entire life. Not the same for a defined contributions scheme where the pension funds will fuck you just in case you live to be 110 (so your pot doesn't run out).

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:16:52 No.132105476 Report

Quoted By: >>132105777

And the reason why alpha is good is because you only need to pay like 5.6% of gross into it for 2.32% accrual every year. NHS scheme is like 9-10% for 1.85%.
And it's guaranteed until you die and obviously the government is more reliable than a private pension fund.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:22:59 No.132105638 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104281
this is just a sad cope
you probably think you're baiting this sort of response but you also probably reckon there's truth in what you posted. get it together lad

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:26:29 No.132105734 Report

Quoted By:

Shubman Gill. Remember the name.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:27:49 No.132105777 Report

Quoted By: >>132106015

>>132105361
>>132105476
Hmm sounds ok, still not as good as the pension civil service boomers got though

What happens in a scheme like that if you leave the civil service after ~3 years due to a cruel and unusual decision re homeworking though?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:28:50 No.132105809 Report

Quoted By:

Noticed an attractive woman walk past my window at the same time for the last 3 days
This is notable because the average age on my street is about 98
Wonder if she'll marry me

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:28:57 No.132105813 Report

Quoted By:

don't expect me to read a 4 paragrapher ever again

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:29:40 No.132105844 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit Gill

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:31:14 No.132105894 Report

Quoted By:

GILL GILL MERA DILL DILL

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:32:50 No.132105939 Report

Quoted By: >>132105988

future of team india looks bright

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:33:30 No.132105960 Report

Quoted By:

YFO

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:34:19 No.132105988 Report

Quoted By:

>>132105939
Need the old guard Cuckli and Nohit being put out to pasture and get these nu-zoomers in

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:35:23 No.132106015 Report

Quoted By: >>132106212 >>132121109

>>132105777
Boomers got final salary defined benefit schemes, they worked the same way (probably less accrual if anything) but instead of it being % of your average income it was based on % of final salary instead, which would presumably be considerably larger.

Well your entitlement just remains. You can claim it at retirement age so you'd get like 7% of your average salary at that time as guaranteed retirement income for the rest of your life. The NHS has a +1.5% per year modifier for every year you work in the NHS though which encourages you to keep working there... no idea about alpha. It is by far the best scheme though. You won't be getting full time office job pension income on a contributions-based pension unless you have super income. In general most people don't put enough into their pension and so have to rely on the state pension on top (which you're supposed to get even with your public sector pension), and pension credits.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:43:13 No.132106212 Report

Quoted By:

Going to climb a hill and read Chuck Pahlaniuk in the sun until the Pears match starts
Might take my shirt off, might not

>>132106015
Shall peruse this upon my return

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:46:47 No.132106319 Report

Quoted By:

lesgoooo

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:48:39 No.132106380 Report

Quoted By:

Mera bap Gill smoking Green

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:49:05 No.132106393 Report

Quoted By: >>132106992 >>132107285

>Going to climb a hill
(you won't)
>read Chuck Pahlaniuk
(you won't)
>take my shirt off
(you won't)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:55:12 No.132106538 Report

Quoted By:

>climb a hill
you mean walk on a slight slope lmao

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:57:42 No.132106593 Report

Quoted By:

hating t20s and being a test purist IS a personality trait and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 15:58:10 No.132106604 Report

Quoted By:

as a humble norfman I live in the past that your boomer relatives always describe and everywhere I walk is uphill

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:06:26 No.132106779 Report

Quoted By:

>we'll have a bowl mate
>197-2

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:16:59 No.132106992 Report

Quoted By:

>>132106393
survivor is a good'n

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:18:53 No.132107023 Report

Quoted By:

Hardik can't memeslog anymore should've put Miller or Rashid in

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:22:13 No.132107088 Report

Quoted By:

>Rohit and Ishan injured

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:25:53 No.132107163 Report

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:32:00 No.132107265 Report

Quoted By:

Here we all are then
The boys, the lads, the gents
Looks like they started the match one minute early any I missed a wicket already ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl67PXuQy3M

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:33:02 No.132107285 Report

Quoted By:

>>132106393
Literally did all of these things so the joke is on you
Achieved a temporary yet inevitably fleeting realignment of my chakras

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:34:13 No.132107297 Report

Quoted By:

(you didn't)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:35:54 No.132107319 Report

Quoted By: >>132107616

Good crowd at Worcestershire desu, probably about 2,500 in

Apparently the cost of living crisis has not yet hit the good folk of Worcester and there's still people who will pay the dizzying fee of £25 (twenty five British pounds) per ticket for this pyjama cricket nonsense

Good weather helps

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:39:18 No.132107383 Report

Quoted By:

Went to retrieve my mug of tea and missed another wicket ffs
The message is clear
The Pears only do well if I don't watch

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:49:12 No.132107534 Report

Quoted By: >>132107601

is the worcs iphone 4 stream broken? seems to just be a 15 min clip

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:52:43 No.132107601 Report

Quoted By:

>>132107534
Stream's been down for the last 5-10 minutes, they're bloody useless

Need to make a big-money transfer and bring in one of the A/V lads from literally any of the other counties, our boys are clearly incompetent

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:53:21 No.132107616 Report

Quoted By:

>>132107319
>Worcestershire
more like worstershire lol

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:55:17 No.132107660 Report

Quoted By:

Let me watch the cricket Worcestershire you bloody bastard BITCH

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:55:53 No.132107674 Report

Quoted By:

>lad playing first class cricket for the first time
>gets a wicket and a duck against ireland
expected

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:57:09 No.132107694 Report

Quoted By:

We're back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFhh0dXWMH8

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:58:15 No.132107711 Report

Quoted By:

Can Green getting HARDIK'D

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 16:59:05 No.132107721 Report

Quoted By:

Ice Hockey

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:04:59 No.132107823 Report

Quoted By: >>132107852

lads, we're actually in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4iaSKFj7H0
proper cricket. none of this mickey mouse crap

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:05:53 No.132107829 Report

Quoted By: >>132108001

D'Oliveira will be an IPL superstar in 2024

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:07:22 No.132107852 Report

Quoted By:

>>132107823
>Ireland have fucked it against essex 2nd XI
Bet >we still struggle against them at Lords.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:08:09 No.132107865 Report

Quoted By:

more of a Bears man than a Pears man, me

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:10:17 No.132107899 Report

Quoted By:

So was Ed Barnard
So was Moeen Ali
Hélas

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:13:53 No.132107962 Report

Quoted By:

>>132104014
Bard "I have a PhD and I am surrounded by brainlet civil servants but I get filtered when those fellow civil servants describe to me my pension scheme"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:16:03 No.132108001 Report

Quoted By:

>>132107829
I retract this comment, he's getting baz'd to oblivion here

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:18:20 No.132108042 Report

Quoted By: >>132108684

Bombay are winning this, aren't they?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:19:58 No.132108065 Report

Quoted By:

They struggled against Northants the fact that yorks are shit doesn’t mean they’re going to win.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:25:23 No.132108148 Report

Quoted By:

Tilak has given Mumbai Gujaratis a chance. It's def on if this lanky bastard gets going

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:25:47 No.132108156 Report

Quoted By:

yorkshirebros... we should be better than this
it's worstchester

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:32:39 No.132108245 Report

Quoted By: >>132108517

Anything can happen with Worstershire but at this stage >we really should be winning

Don't want to jinx it but it's always great to see Yorkshire lose

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:35:25 No.132108289 Report

Quoted By:

Suryakumar Yadav on fire

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:45:44 No.132108420 Report

Quoted By:

GONE JAL TEL LAGAVA YA LANKY BELLEND JOSH LITTLE HONOURARY GUJARATI /STRONGMIND/

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:49:28 No.132108462 Report

Quoted By:

bottlejob by Worcs
shalln't be watching the second half but too many runs for a team like them

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:51:33 No.132108487 Report

Quoted By:

Interesting gimmick from ECB
Like the idea not sure about the execution
Could do something similar with the county matches and could be kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xTId2t8IUQ

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:53:31 No.132108517 Report

Quoted By: >>132108600

>>132108245
>Worstershire
It's Worcestershire.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:54:39 No.132108532 Report

Quoted By: >>132108600

not watching that
wtf is it
looks like gogglebox from the thumbnail

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:56:04 No.132108549 Report

Quoted By:

had a Friday Night Blast the last time I ordered a prawn dhansak desu

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:57:06 No.132108565 Report

Quoted By:

not sure about this commentary gimimck

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:58:39 No.132108581 Report

Quoted By:

It doesn't matter whatever funky way the a*glo shitters running ECB find to go bankrupt. IPL is where it's at now. Roy is the canary. Give it time your kids will be fighting in the playground over CSK vs GT

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 17:59:52 No.132108600 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108517
Sorry, the spelling is difficult

>>132108532
Basically switching between the different matches that are on with those two lads talking about it

Think the idea could work but not sure those are the guys to do it

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:00:57 No.132108610 Report

Quoted By:

so it's basically gogglebox but with just those 2 randos. grim

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:06:35 No.132108675 Report

Quoted By:

MOHIT

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:07:18 No.132108684 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108042
No matter who wins, Bharat wins at the end of the day.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:08:17 No.132108695 Report

Quoted By:

Erm Worstershire bros we may have got too cocky

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:09:56 No.132108709 Report

Quoted By:

MOHIT AGAIN

NAMASTE CELEBRATION

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:10:14 No.132108716 Report

Quoted By: >>132108892 >>132108942

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:10:19 No.132108719 Report

Quoted By: >>132109413

>rapids
yeah rapidly losing wickets again ahahahaha

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:19:17 No.132108868 Report

Quoted By:

Mohit 3 wickets power of namaste celebration

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:20:40 No.132108889 Report

Quoted By:

Mohit 4fer now removing Joe Pesci sorry i mean Piyush Chawla

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:20:49 No.132108892 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108716
Give Lucknow 2 more seasons and they'll have one more trophy than RCB

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:23:33 No.132108925 Report

Quoted By: >>132109018 >>132109259

RIP

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:24:20 No.132108942 Report

Quoted By: >>132109011

>>132108716
>every team in the IPL playoffs has a Gujarati /strongmind/
>every team that didn't had a*glo shitters

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:26:52 No.132108996 Report

Quoted By:

I want to do a post about how Adam Hose will easily baz >us to victory but when I do that they have a habit of getting out quickly straight after so I won't post it

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:27:39 No.132109011 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108942
This match was kino.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:27:56 No.132109018 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108925
>when you realise yurop's bleak economic future

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:29:24 No.132109050 Report

Quoted By:

bazball is irrelevant terminology in t20s you brainlet
honestly the fans of that """"format"""" all have double digit IQ

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:29:54 No.132109063 Report

Quoted By:

MOHIT 5FER THE POWER OF NAMASTE

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:32:26 No.132109111 Report

Quoted By: >>132109149

well i wasnt hurt much with that loss, Mumbai came far with that shitty handicapped bowling lineup.

all i wish is that nigger dhoni doesnt win another ipl. Goodluck Gujrat

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:33:05 No.132109126 Report

Quoted By:

>mortgages and pensions /cric/ ends
>schizo persona /cric/ begins

were mortgages and pensions the saviour all along?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:34:31 No.132109149 Report

Quoted By:

>>132109111
Yeh Mumbai missed Jazzy B and Jof. Why Dhoni hate tho? He's stikk the best leader

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:35:25 No.132109157 Report

Quoted By:

funny how good cricket starts after the ipl

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:36:51 No.132109184 Report

Quoted By:

Maternity leave is such a fucking scam

Why on earth should the consumer and/or taxpayer continue to pay the salaries of women who aren't doing any productive work

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:37:29 No.132109198 Report

Quoted By:

Reminder Cheteshwar Pujara is playing back to back WTC finals and a*glo shitters are for back to back wooden spoon champions

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:40:36 No.132109259 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108925
noooooo :(

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:44:20 No.132109323 Report

Quoted By:

when ashes?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:49:55 No.132109407 Report

Quoted By:

Abbott just tonned up from 34 balls
Not bad desu
Surrey got to be favourites for the comp

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:50:26 No.132109413 Report

Quoted By:

>>132108719
Everytime bard posts during a worcs innings they always lose wicket/s he always jinxs them, it was very apparent during the last match.

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 18:53:06 No.132109465 Report

Quoted By:

for it's The Cricket, but not *this* cricket

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:07:32 No.132109681 Report

Quoted By:

Think >we might have fucked it lads
Will be a close finish

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:10:56 No.132109749 Report

Quoted By:

literally imagine zachy sprinting from one end to the room to the other to talk to himself every time he makes a post

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:22:54 No.132109975 Report

Quoted By:

5 off the last 2 balls....

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:24:23 No.132110018 Report

Quoted By:

HITS HIS THIRD SIX OF THE OVER TO WIN IT

lmao unlucky Yorkshire lads

Who would have thought our tailender number 9 would just baz his way to victory like that

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:26:06 No.132110057 Report

Quoted By:

Mad how Ireland are getting smashed by Essex

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:28:52 No.132110111 Report

Quoted By: >>132110160

we've been getting too cocky this game and last bardhaterbros... still, it's only brainletbash

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:31:09 No.132110160 Report

Quoted By:

Currently reading and chuckling at the 86 (eighty-six) and counting comments of seething/suicidal Yorkshire fans replying to the tweet announcing the loss

>>132110111
Was the same in the last county game desu
Snatched victory from the jaws of defeat
The Pears have soul, and that makes the difference in those situations

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:32:11 No.132110175 Report

Quoted By:

I’m going to the ashes in Leeds. Is the pub right next to headlingly a good lark

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:34:58 No.132110231 Report

Quoted By:

>>132075095
>Essex vs Ireland tour match
redpill me on this

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:35:04 No.132110235 Report

Quoted By:

Just noticed that Somerset don't have any franchise meme name

They're just Somerset

Very soulful desu, might have to admit that they're more soulful than >us

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:36:05 No.132110253 Report

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>>132075579
indians are very hypocritical

they stole their country south of the ganges from the dravidians and complain to us about colonialism

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:37:34 No.132110279 Report

Quoted By: >>132110299 >>132113226

>>132077538
if he can stop inviting all his mates over from india
>606,000 immigrants in 2022/3
then I will gladly call him my pukka swahib
thing is the tory party is dead now, until they split into labour lite and brexit party

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:39:09 No.132110299 Report

Quoted By: >>132110344

>>132110279
>until they split into labour lite and brexit party
problem there is that both sides will still want to call themselves the Conservative party and they'll spend decades fighting over who gets to

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:40:42 No.132110335 Report

Quoted By: >>132110356 >>132110373

mad how I'm the only smeedchad in rn

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:41:20 No.132110344 Report

Quoted By: >>132110376

>>132110299
>implying the UK has decades left

miracle if we make it to 2030

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:42:23 No.132110356 Report

Quoted By: >>132110371 >>132110373

>>132110335
I'm here mate
/ourguy/ the zoomer king has hit some good wallops but not quite set yet. just 10*(10)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:43:24 No.132110371 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110356
And gone now. grim

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:43:30 No.132110373 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110335
>>132110356
lmao smeedchads btfo

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:43:45 No.132110376 Report

Quoted By: >>132110463

>>132110344
extant UK or not, I'm staying here in my comfy seaside town till the sea takes me (or the power station blows up)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:44:31 No.132110395 Report

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fr fr this is NOT bussin

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:45:33 No.132110412 Report

Quoted By: >>132111194

Do Surrey not stream their home T20 matches? Looked like it might be an interesting chase there, although Kent have just lost their first wicket so it's probably all over now

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:46:26 No.132110429 Report

Quoted By: >>132110470 >>132110502 >>132110522 >>132110683 >>132111157

>*be's 17 yo zoomer*
>almost immediately retires from every format except t20
>isn't actually that good at t20
wdhmbt?

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:48:27 No.132110463 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110376
good lad
im staying in my home counties market town but will leave under various conditions involving demographics and taxes

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:48:44 No.132110470 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110429
Nice Christian lad, good to see

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:49:45 No.132110491 Report

Quoted By:

Tom Banton is a player
Look forward to seeing him at Worcestershire when he leaves Somerset due to not getting any red-ball opportunities
Same way we poached Adam Hose
We'll just become a bazball county, simple as

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:50:08 No.132110501 Report

Quoted By:

formerly not out

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:50:11 No.132110502 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110429
seems like a good chap with a nice missus

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 19:51:09 No.132110522 Report

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>>132110429
peaking too early can sometimes be a bad thing

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Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 20:00:24 No.132110683 Report

Quoted By: >>132110705

>>132110429
looks like an average twitch streamer
were we really this generic millennialbros?
thinking about it, I do remember a phase where everyone had either emo hair or that weird gel spike thing at the front (can't find a good pic of it thoughever)

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 20:01:30 No.132110705 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110683
ice those tips dude!

the justin beiber/scene girl cut was big in around 2009

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 20:27:23 No.132111157 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110429
£££

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 20:29:28 No.132111194 Report

Quoted By: >>132111215

>>132110412
Its ok sky so they aren't streaming. Sky did stream yesterdays middx v surrey game so you might want to check

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 20:30:48 No.132111215 Report

Quoted By:

>>132111194
Ahh that'll explain it - yeah saw their Sky one yesterday through YouTube, so just assumed YouTube would have all of them

Bit rum that Sky choose to show two Surrey matches in two days desu, mix it up a bit you L*ndon-centric bastards

persona no. 56 Fri 26 May 2023 21:25:27 No.132112116 Report

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Ahh yes that'll explain it, thank you good sir!

BIT RUM THAT. I really find your dull posts so interesting I post equally as dull posts in response haha

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 21:30:45 No.132112198 Report

Quoted By:

everyone is zachy poster losing his marbles a bit

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 22:15:51 No.132112873 Report

Quoted By:

shut up zachy though kek

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 22:34:21 No.132113226 Report

Quoted By:

>>132110279
Reminder if you go to a muslim foodplace they spit in your food

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 22:52:31 No.132113548 Report

Quoted By:

Abbott (the Australian one) scored a rapid century against Kent apparently
imagine if they still had Stevens bowling his little 50mph swingers

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 22:59:36 No.132113668 Report

Quoted By:

There is nothing more comfy than zachy
There is nothing more t20 is shit than his spirit
Nothing will ever compare,l

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 23:05:12 No.132113752 Report

Quoted By:

hows bristol? chuck us a review

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 23:11:02 No.132113858 Report

Quoted By: >>132114103

Bristol is a shithole but since bard lives by stereotypes I'm sure he'll call it a nice place

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 23:26:33 No.132114103 Report

Quoted By:

>>132113858
Why would I call it a nice place? I don't like Bristol

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 00:02:21 No.132114634 Report

Quoted By:

On the shitter lads. Gonna use extra toilet paper to avoid the dreaded "zachy wipe"

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 01:00:13 No.132115385 Report

Quoted By:

You will never trump my geniosity
You will never trump my being

I am here because I am based
Bard is there because he is Reddit

The sooner you understand this the better

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 01:17:45 No.132115566 Report

Quoted By:

Call me Donald because I will trump you at anything

The arsefucker Sat 27 May 2023 02:29:24 No.132116581 Report

Quoted By: >>132117742

They call me the arsefucker

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 02:32:21 No.132116625 Report

Quoted By: >>132119123 >>132119157 >>132119187

Train=/hoc/
Car=/cric/

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 04:13:01 No.132117742 Report

Quoted By: >>132119607

>>132116581
why do they call you that mate?

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 05:43:46 No.132118690 Report

Quoted By:

>>132103110
what she deserves for being related to the worst commentator in cricket history

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 05:55:19 No.132118787 Report

Quoted By:

One more match before IPL withdrawl begins.

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:27:38 No.132119104 Report

Quoted By:

IPL should have it's proverbial throat cut and be left to bleed out quickly

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:29:43 No.132119123 Report

Quoted By: >>132119164

>>132116625
The chad freedom loving car controller
The cowardly rail servant

Like my dad always says, trains and trams are just buses with no options

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:32:57 No.132119157 Report

Quoted By:

>>132116625
Car = Bard
Train = Jacob Rees-Mogg tearing up homeworking for civil servants

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:34:01 No.132119164 Report

Quoted By: >>132119189

>>132119123
Incredibly overpaid profession, the rail driver. Even when they hit one of their 3 buttons (stop) it doesn't really do much.

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:37:48 No.132119187 Report

Quoted By:

>>132116625
Car = Bard
The Other Side = The postdoc position
The Car swerving past the barrier = Bard getting excited and looking at properties in Oxfordshire already
The Train = Debbie the penpusher refusing to sign off

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:37:56 No.132119189 Report

Quoted By:

>>132119164
And yet still far too complex for a certain man to wrap his pea brain around

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 06:44:18 No.132119242 Report

Quoted By: >>132119566 >>132119865

the tragic story of zachy's train driver assessment day

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:17:02 No.132119551 Report

Quoted By: >>132119865

Bristol is actually an alright place
Even the bouncers are sound
There's a love that flows through it

Id rather live here than shiteon or donedon anyway

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:18:45 No.132119566 Report

Quoted By: >>132119616 >>132119865

>>132119242
Sooner the cows will come home than me failing any kind of verbal reasoning/iq test thingy or whatever

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:24:29 No.132119607 Report

Quoted By:

>>132117742
bend over poof, he'll show you

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:25:18 No.132119616 Report

Quoted By: >>132119691 >>132119865

>>132119566
You poured your heart out mate, said you had passed the psychometric tests but you got railed on the group activity assessment day
Must have been too drunk to remember

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:30:40 No.132119677 Report

Quoted By: >>132119865

>>1321196
Medford then Bedford for you I reckon

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:31:42 No.132119691 Report

Quoted By: >>132119865

>>132119616
Mediterranean then Bediterranean for you

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:42:10 No.132119792 Report

Quoted By: >>132119865

Sad state of alcoholism
Can't even remember his late night rambling
Definitely you mate
Sounded exactly like you

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:47:09 No.132119837 Report

Quoted By: >>132119865 >>132119880

Never forget a thing
Must have been some Reddit AI or something

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:50:35 No.132119865 Report

Quoted By:

>>132119837
>>132119792
>>132119691
>>132119677
>>132119616
>>132119566
>>132119551
>>132119242
All Me

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:52:25 No.132119880 Report

Quoted By: >>132119920

>>132119837
convenient excuse for your blackouts

is this magical voice AI in the room with you now?

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 07:57:55 No.132119920

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