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She appears to be a normal journalist except she dresses like a pirate catgirl, her eyes shoots lasers and her hair is bright orange and is worn in large spikes, but secretly she is actually a half-illithid.
She is the living key to open up hell falsely accused of murdering her father and she will fight her enemies with the power to gain someone's strengths by eating their brain or to extend her tongue and use it as a razor-sharp whip.
Her friends and enemies call her Sparklecaller Candyriver!
Her constant companion is a psychic invisible zombie who is also her personal trainer.
Her favored weapon is a darksteel ancient sniper rifle which was once used to slay a God.

Sounds like a terrible funny charakter. No, seriously, this is so bad it´s awesome.