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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 02:45:40 2011 No.15928160 View View Reply Original Report

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My girlfriend greeted me at the door completely naked when I came home from work.

I killed her for being a Slaaneshi whore.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 02:52:38 No.15928225 Report

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Continue to root out heresy, brother.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 02:55:38 No.15928254 Report

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wat

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 02:58:38 No.15928282 Report

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>>15928160

Then you had sex with her corpse cuz your worship Grandpa Nurgle.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:00:45 No.15928299 Report

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Such is life in the 41st Millenium.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:00:45 No.15928303 Report

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>>15928282
NURGLE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:01:45 No.15928315 Report

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>>15928303

'Corse he does. Where do you think Nurglings come from?

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:04:45 No.15928339 Report

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>>15928315
Not from raping corpses, I'll tell ya that much. Nurgle likes his sex loving and consensual with lots of cuddling afterward.

Nameless Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:04:45 No.15928340 Report

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>>15928160
Then you discovered she was just preparing to flagellate herself in the God-Emperor's name.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:06:45 No.15928370 Report

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What have you done? She just wanted you to help her produce more warriors for the Emperor. It is the duty of every woman in the Imperium to be pregnant whenever possible.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:08:42 No.15928385 Report

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>>15928339

Nurglings happen when mommy and daddy, one or both being Nurgle loving plague zombies physically express cuddle, naked.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:19:42 No.15928501 Report

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Where do babby khorne form?

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:21:41 No.15928525 Report

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>>15928501
>Where do babby khorne form?

Very angry plants.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:22:41 No.15928535 Report

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Nudity and sex are not inherently Slaaneshi.

Slaanesh is the god of excess, obsession and perfection.

Slaanesh is NOT the god of sex.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:24:41 No.15928551 Report

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>>15928501
When women get pregnant and give birth during their menstruation peroid.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:24:41 No.15928557 Report

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>>15928551
That makes too much sense

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:25:41 No.15928559 Report

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>>15928551

>Pregnant
>Menstruating

Pick one.

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:26:43 No.15928569 Report

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>>15928551
Just one skull, though?

Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:27:43 No.15928577 Report

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You express too much unneeded wrath brother.

KHORNE HAS TAKEN A HOLD OF YOUR SOUL!

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:28:42 No.15928590 Report

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>>15928557
He did it! He cracked the secret!! Now we can fight them!!!

inb4 executed for heresy

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:28:42 No.15928593 Report

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>>15928559
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF KHORNE.
>>15928569
WELL IT WOULD BE BAD IF THE BABY IS BORN WITH MORE THAN ONE SKULL.

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James Joyce Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:28:42 No.15928595 Report

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:31:43 No.15928622 Report

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>>15928595
That would have to be a big-ass skull.
Or it's just for decoration or something.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:32:45 No.15928637 Report

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>>15928339
This

Nurgle is almost a god of family, true love, and compassion as much as he is of rot, disease and decay. His great daemons are known for freaking the fuck out when anyone thinks of attacking their "children".

I'd like to picture his followerings having grand weddings. Sickly green everywhere. And as the bride and groom leave the alter of nurgle after a great "Uncle" one marry's them, one of the bridesmaids would whisper.
>"You see how she's wearing off sick-green. She used to be a slaneeshi worshipper before she met him."
>"That man's too good for her sister!"
>"Mmmm-hmmmm"
>Then she snaps a few times and her fingers break off.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Aug 2011 03:34:58 No.15928651 Report

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>>15928551

>give birth during their menstruation peroid.

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