Yeah, I know that the last time I said the Chaos Ork Nids were attacking, we couldn't prove, but you have to understand that Chaos Ork Nids are really smart. Also they have stealth powers, so when you guys turned up, they all stealth-teleported away.
And we do have a homeworld, we found it last week. We're going to make it into a themepark, Fun Landius. It's going to waterslides and roller coasters and pirateship shaped like Russ' beard. Everything. Chaos Ork Nids really hate fun, so they keep attacking.
And look at that! Oh no! I left my wallet at Fun Landius. Why don't guys just pay for my part of the bill and I'll pay you guys back when I get my wallet back.