oh thats not the best part!
when we got home that night, i take my painkillers but forgot to take the blood thinner before i went to bed. as im laying in bed next to my GF reading my book, all of a sudden i feel a boner coming on, and then i realize...i didnt take my blood thinner, just as i thought that, blood erupts from my dick like a volcano, my GF is freaking out, I run to the bathroom with all this blood gushing out of my dick, take one of the blood thinners they give me, and remembering the nurses teaching my GF on how to kill boners i ran back into the bedroom and after explaining that she needs to get rid of the boner, and after a quick two minute sob/gag session she finally does it.
sadly to say though, those sheets were ruined
I don't remember much besides that =/