field was too long.
So at this part I'm trying to stop from cracking up. My hand is covering most of my face. She's the one that always makes it a point of conversation and is just absolutely clueless. So I decide it's best that she learns a little something. "Haven't you ever heard of irrigating your bowels or anything? What do folks do when a laxative doesn't work?"
I see a spark of light in her eyes start to show. But no response but confused silence. I continue.
"Do you think it would be easy to have any kind of clean anal otherwise? All that Yaoi and you've never run across that? Ever?"
There comes a growing horror in her virgin Yaoi-loving virgin eyes. At this point I know I'm being a dick but it's just too damn funny. I can hardly breath right as add.
"She" pant "loves" wheeze "Yaoi, but" gasp "doesn't have a clue on how the mechanics work." Everybody is chuckling and smiling. My girlfriend is almost in tears laughing and trying to stifle it with her hand.
I'm sure that Yaoi gal spent some time on the internet that night horrifying herself and broke her clean image of the "boy pussy". The next time I saw her, she had sold all her Yaoi stuff (for a tidy profit to some hambeasts I might add) and swore off it for good. She has moved to total bro status now. And actual girlfriend material for the unattached.
But hey, let people like what they like. Just know what you like. What she was doing is like me saying I'm a huge fan of some band and having a shelf full of albums without knowing any of the lyrics of any of their songs.