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>Be Security Guard, Hutch Williams, accompanied by Starsky Jones, another security guard.
>Go into Sec to get supplies, start eating donuts.
>"Hey hutch, what the hells going on in the detective's office"
>Ohshit.jpg
>Ghost is rampaging throughout the office, attacking the Detective
>We jump in there and try and fend it off, it being a ghost, it doesn't give a fuck that we just shot at it 3 times.
>All the walls catch on fire, blood starts splattering on the floor, lights are flickering on and off, literally shitting myself and screaming over the mic for engineering to come save us.
>Captain and HoE come and save our asses, we leave and never return.
>Eventually find pinestripe suits and sunglasses, Starsky and I put that shit on and become MiB.
>Station is going to shit, ghost infestation
>Janitor, Starsky and I walk into the church to find blood everywhere and the captain with a group of people surrounding a handcuffed man from Medical
> Captain: "If we sacrifice this one all of us will be spared!"
>Starsky and I exchange glances
>"aww fuck it"
>we join in on the ritual sacrifice, I legitimately believed the captain's words
>"IT" appears and everyone realizes what they've just done
>Captain screams out, laughing as he becomes one with it
>Janitor throws cleaning grenade to cover our escape
Fast forward another twenty minutes, the station is without power, creepy music is playing and random people have gone insane, killing indiscriminately. Starsky and Hutch have a hard time trying to survive, fending off a few armed cultists with well placed taser shots and then lighthearted usage of handcuffs. We determined to bring order to this god forsaken space hulk.
