You: *smiles again, showing silvered teeth* "Oh, animal, crash my gate! Break my virginity as Slaanesh broke our race!"
You: *grasp at your penis with my smooth hands, erecting it further*
Stranger: Ok " I get on top of you and slowly put my penis in your pussy and begin to go back and forth slowly "
You: OH! OH!
You: Wait...what's that sound!
You: ALERT ALERT ALERT! WEOWEOOOWEOOO!
You: *Farseer Taldeer bursts in!*
You: "Macha, what are you doing with a filthy monkeigh!"
You: Bu-but sister, I'm going to lose my virginity!
You: "Sorry, Macha," *points to human* "I'm sorry she tricked you, have a fruit and chocolate basket. Please don't tell the Imperium to attack us."
Stranger: What what's going on here?
Stranger: Who are you and what do you mean don't attack?
You: *Farseer Taldeer gestures to Macha, now sheepishly putting her clothes back on* If she is to lose her virginity, it is decreed that the Emperor of Mankind will rise from his throne or die. We cannot risk such. Good bye human *Activates webway teleporter* Enjoy your fruit basket