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DoomRider

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Seriously, why does this guy even exists ?

> Emperor's Children are getting royally buttfucked by Imperial Fists
> "Hey, let's all make a ritual and summon the mightiest champion of Slaanesh, he'll get us out of here."
> "Who do we call ? Lucius the Eternal ?"
> "Not enough mana! Hurry, call Doomrider."
> "HERE HE COMES."
> Warp gate opens in the horizon, Judas Priest's Painkiller starts playing out of it.
> The battle stops as all stop to watch the comming of the mighty Champion of Slaanesh
> Music gets louder, reaches a peak with a guitar solo just as sounds of an engine revving start to come out of the gate
> Suddently a massive assault bike burst out of the Warp gate, red-white incandescent metal wheels that leave a fiery path where it passes.
> It's rider a massive Chaos Space Marine in appearance, muscular broad shouldered, using Heresy Pattern Power-Armour but with spikes instead of rivets. His boots have high-heels and his entire armor has spiky sharp ends, his face is pale-white and his hair is a fiery inferno of red, purple and pink. His face is long, his chin square but poity, his eyes glow red. His chest plate is drapped with chains and barbed wire, and slung across his back, a mighty two-handed sword that glows a bright green with the colors of evil. His lips are curled in an evil smile and his mouth is filled with teeth that are sharp and filled to a point with a lizard like tongue, which he thrusts out of his mouth, like a clown of Doom.
> The rider extends his fist in the air and does a horn hand, his finger tips long replaced by short tallons.
> The Emperor Children stare in disbelief, for their Champion has arrived bringing doom to their foes.
> "HELP US, OH MIGHTY DAEMON OF SLAANESH!" Screams a nearby Noise Marine.
> The Doomrider accelerates, and starts rapidly approaching the battle line between Loyalist and Traitor legions.
> "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"