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>Be prissy Eldar git (female)
>want to join the Orks because they don't give a shit about the status quo and all that gay stuff
>be sneaking to Ork encampment ready to sign up for da "whgggggg" or whatever they call it
>get all the way to the famous Boss Snikrot, the sneakiest of all Orks
>be right beside him, cloaked in a stealth field
>whisper to him "H-hi...can I be a sneaky git too please?" in my best ork voice (not too good right now, working on it.)
>"Yoose a panzee Eldar git! You don't got da gutz to be an sneaky ork!" and stabs me with Mork's Teef

Maybe someday I'll be an ork....