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Worst Week Ever?

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Dec. 21st, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 12 PM and 9 PM - the light of the Astronmican flickers and dims; contact is lost with the furthest reaches of the Imperium.
Dec. 24th, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 1:30 AM and 10:15 AM - a ripple in the warp activates millions, if not billions, of latent psykers across the Imperium, and causes uncounted daemonic incursions.
Dec. 25th, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 12 PM and 9 PM - critical, irrepairable flaws in the Golden Throne are detected.
Dec. 25th, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 9 PM and 6 AM on the 26th - Necrons are detected within 2000 LY of Earth.
Dec. 27th, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 5 PM and 2 AM on the 28th - "The Night of a Thousand Rebellions". Countless worlds throughout the Imperium rise up in rebellion. Contact with the Eastern segment of the Imperium is lost entirely.
Dec. 28th, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 2 AM and 11 AM - The sheer volume of distress signals and cries for help causes the Astropathic relay network to collapse.
Dec. 28th, 40,999 AD, between the hours of 7:00 PM and 4 AM on the 29th - The 13th Black Crusade launches from the Eye of Terror.

So, given the amount of shit going down in one very bad week for the Imperium (not including the ongoing Hive Fleet invasion, various xenos going apeshit, and innumerable quagmire crusades), how does the Imperium survive long enough to publish the Cain Archives over 127 years after this closing week of M41?