At least it was just at the girlfriend stage, OP. My wife just left me, taking pretty much everything but the Xbox which she never touched,
and the jeep which she didn't need since her folks had three cars on welfare and a single income
, but somehow managed to wrangle everything but PLUS a quarter of my monthly paycheck. All this because I refused to be her crippled, chainsmoking mother's personal housenigger/workhorse. Three years and a daughter, and she wants to flush it because I told that bitch she could get her lazy autistic bio-son to pick up his slack on the housework, because fuck him sleeping till noon and spending the rest of the night playing virtual stock-cars! But that's enough from me and my soapbox.
Just remember, living well is the best revenge. So it's over? Fuck that: it's a new beginning. Get a haircut, treat yourself to a night on the town, go find some foxes to chill with, or whatever. The point is that, even if the collar is diamond studded and looks nice, it's still a fucking collar. Now it's gone, and you're better off for it.
But if that didn't pick you up. Have some Brogan. that always gives me a chuckle.