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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 14:04:36 2014 No.35769128 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35769768 >>35769830 >>35779668 >>35798571

Cont'd from >>35746137

Touch her ears to drive her wild.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:04:02 No.35769768 Report

Quoted By: >>35769785 >>35772701 >>35773268 >>35780867

>>35769128
fluffy tails are better

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:05:39 No.35769785 Report

Quoted By: >>35779894

>>35769768
Touch fluffy tail vs touch pointy ear.
Why not just touch fluffy ear?

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:08:42 No.35769830 Report

Quoted By: >>35769854

>>35769128
>Touch her ears to drive her wild.
For some reason this made me think of that Evony thing.

>Touch her ears, my lord!

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:08:44 No.35769831 Report

Quoted By: >>35769842

LONG EAR PRIDE

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:10:13 No.35769842 Report

Quoted By: >>35769960

>>35769831
Now I'm imagining longear-on-shortear violence. Racist elves are hilarious.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:10:56 No.35769854 Report

Quoted By: >>35769897

>>35769830
>Evony
That's an old one. Looks like their marketing scheme didn't change much.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:14:00 No.35769897 Report

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>>35769854
That was just the filename on Google.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:18:03 No.35769960 Report

Quoted By: >>35769972 >>35770089

>>35769842
My elves were superior beings from another dimension engaged in a perpetual state of cold war or active conflict with their villainous rival elves from another dimension.

They had magical Space Tech stuff. It was pretty hype.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:18:54 No.35769972 Report

Quoted By: >>35770022 >>35779128

>>35769960
Congratulations, you invented Vulcans.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:21:48 No.35770022 Report

Quoted By: >>35779128

>>35769972
I thought Vulcans used Science Space Tech stuff.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:25:17 No.35770089 Report

Quoted By: >>35770130 >>35770161

>>35769960
Reminds me of the dark elves from that latest Thor film, with all their stone ships and laser guns, and terrifying black hole grenades

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:27:55 No.35770130 Report

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>>35770089
I liked comics Malekith & pals better. Magic and Wild Hunts > Space Lasers, imo

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 15:30:31 No.35770161 Report

Quoted By: >>35780803 >>35789630

>>35770089
Yeah, it was a bit like that, plus delicious Fourth World for the whole Dichotomy of Powerful Dudes trying to dick each other through the ages thing.

Muh Tiger-Force at the core of all things!

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 17:44:33 No.35772044 Report

Quoted By: >>35772089 >>35772152 >>35772410 >>35779389 >>35820908 >>35851439

>>35768519
But that's simply not accurate. Simply making suicide /more inconvenient/ is sufficient to reduce a large percentage of suicides. For example, take Britain. Most ovens in Britain were powered by coal gas, so you could commit suicide simply by sticking your head in the oven and turning the gas on. This method accounted for half of all British suicides.
You know what happened when Britain phased out goal gas in the 70s? Those people didn't start committing suicide by pills or hanging or jumping in front of buses. They just... didn't commit suicide. The total number of suicides in Britain dropped by a third after coal gas was phased out, and it's stayed at that level ever since.
Similar effects have been found elsewhere; erecting a fence across a bridge is sufficient to reduce total suicides. They don't go to another bridge and jump from there. They just don't jump. The fence doesn't even have to be particularly tall!
So, no. If you take away someone's gun, they're just as likely to not commit suicide at all as to reach for the pills.
Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/06/magazine/06suicide-t.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
Sorry, just couldn't let it pass.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 17:47:56 No.35772089 Report

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>>35772044

It's time to go outside for a while, anon.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 17:51:38 No.35772152 Report

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>>35772044
>implying that you shouldn't just let those people out of the genepool
Sorry, anon, but humanity is stronger without them.

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:08:50 No.35772410 Report

Quoted By: >>35772611 >>35772722 >>35779425 >>35779478 >>35802311 >>35809599

>>35772044
Taking away guns differs in a very profound way: it's infringing upon a right. Reduction of suicides or not, safety does not justify a reduction of liberty.

Not that I think they should just be handed out. A basic screening for an FOID should be done, and include a psychological eval (though this is even debatable, depending on how much one trusts a government to be fair).

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:22:37 No.35772611 Report

Quoted By: >>35779425 >>35780629

>>35772410
I recognize that. I was just responding to his specific assertion that the method of suicide makes no difference to the rate at which suicide is attempted.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:29:24 No.35772701 Report

Quoted By: >>35772827 >>35772894 >>35791624 >>35822803 >>35823850 >>35828295

>>35769768
Hardly. Touch Pointy Ear is far better, simply because it works on everyone, even Non-Pointy Ear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:30:20 No.35772722 Report

Quoted By: >>35772986 >>35773310 >>35820928

>>35772410
Better to trust a government body than a private body. They are regularly bought out.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:37:37 No.35772827 Report

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>>35772701
Not John Dee though

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:42:09 No.35772886 Report

Quoted By: >>35772934 >>35775678

Which one of these pointy ears would win in a fight?

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Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:42:56 No.35772894 Report

Quoted By: >>35772960

>>35772701
What the shit

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:45:03 No.35772934 Report

Quoted By: >>35773182

>>35772886
It's a batman vs. superman kind of fight. Jak has all these superpowers but Link would find his one weakness in a treasure chest and exploit it. So Link.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:47:12 No.35772960 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772894
ASMR

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 18:48:57 No.35772986 Report

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>>35772722
>Better to trust a government body than a private body. They are regularly bought out.
Which country do you live in, if I may ask?

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 19:01:48 No.35773182 Report

Quoted By: >>35773243 >>35789393

>>35772934
>Link is Elf-Batman

I like it

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 19:05:57 No.35773243 Report

Quoted By: >>35778984

>>35773182
The analogy isn't entirely accurate. Link finds the enemies weakness hidden in his very lair, probably in some supposedly cunning plan to keep it "safe".

Batman pulls the enemies weakness right out of his ass.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 19:08:11 No.35773268 Report

Quoted By:

>>35769768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxribpvKTo

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 19:11:15 No.35773310 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772722
Considering the government ruled that the government doesn't have to do its job, I'd call your claim into serious question.

Anonymous Sun 26 Oct 2014 21:31:45 No.35775678 Report

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>>35772886
The pointiest, obviously.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:23:36 No.35778984 Report

Quoted By: >>35779514

>>35773243
So essentially, what you're saying is that Link is a little bit BETTER than Batman?

Once again, anything you can do, Elves can do better. Not that it's really hard to be better-written than Batman.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:31:43 No.35779128 Report

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>>35769972
magic is illogical

see this anon:
>>35770022

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:47:00 No.35779389 Report

Quoted By: >>35779425 >>35779655

>>35772044
are you actually suggesting that we ban guns, simply because we need to protect suicidal people from themselves?

do you not realize that the incredibly important role of an armed populace far outweighs the relative societal loss of a few more people that want to kill themselves anyways? Who even has the right to tell someone that they can't even end their own life? I am not government property.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:48:45 No.35779425 Report

Quoted By:

>>35779389
>>>35772410
>>>35772611

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:51:58 No.35779478 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772410
>this is even debatable
yes anon, we do have to be careful of attempting to use pseudo mental diagnoses as a justification to deprive people of their liberties. if you read your history, the soviets did just this to send any problematic political enemies to siberia. You can oppress a lot of people if you put it in the right wrapper.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:54:21 No.35779514 Report

Quoted By: >>35779600 >>35827602 >>35828834

>>35778984
>better-written than Batman
Have you ever read The Killing Joke, Under the Hood, Death of the Family, Batman Year One, The Court of Owls, The Dark Knight Returns?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 00:58:46 No.35779600 Report

Quoted By: >>35779681 >>35852577

>>35779514
Overhyped, complete bullocks, only okay, COMPLETE SHIT, lame, and derivative?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:02:18 No.35779655 Report

Quoted By: >>35779941 >>35780030 >>35780751

>>35779389
>the incredibly important role of an armed populace
And what is this role you speak of? Endangering themselves? Because it's certainly not guaranteeing freedom from tyranny, since all the guns in the world aren't going to save you from a drone strike.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:02:56 No.35779668 Report

Quoted By:

>>35769128
>Posting naked head genitals
Dude, this is a blue board.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:03:49 No.35779681 Report

Quoted By: >>35779740

>>35779600
You think the dark knight returns is derivative? Of what, pray tell?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:06:47 No.35779740 Report

Quoted By: >>35780079

>>35779681
nightmare before christmas

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:14:55 No.35779894 Report

Quoted By: >>35780455 >>35793860

>>35769785
Why not touch fluffy pointy ear.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:17:00 No.35779941 Report

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>>35779655
You really don't understand how anything works, do you?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:21:24 No.35780030 Report

Quoted By: >>35780157 >>35780231

>>35779655
>people need to be protected from themselves
confirmed nanny-stater idiot man-child that can't take care of himself.

Any government that even pretends to have its people's interests at heart would not launch airstrikes against them. Doing so would instantly radicalize even the most neutral of citizens against them, and the entire international community. Look at how many friends Assad has.

So long as the populace is armed, the government must always make at least the appearance of representative rule in the people's interests or they will have armed action against them. A well-armed populace is also a nearly guaranteed trump card against any invasion or occupation. Nationalist insurgency defenses are extremely effective against all but the most ruthless campaigns.

But by all means, throw out the very foundation of liberal western society of the self-determined man, just to save a few easily demotivated suicidal betas. Maybe you should consider buying a gun yourself.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:23:36 No.35780079 Report

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>>35779740
Are you poorly trolling, or just really confused?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:26:55 No.35780157 Report

Quoted By: >>35780253 >>35780308 >>35780331

>>35780030
>the very foundation of liberal western society of the self-determined man
You realise that places other than AMURRICCA! exist right? You upstart colonials aren't the foundation of shit.
Also, everything else you said is also laughably wrong.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:30:42 No.35780231 Report

Quoted By: >>35780308 >>35780331 >>35780370

>>35780030
Back to /pol/ where you belong. If you really get hard over a society where the armed local population has any chance of threatening the government, you're not fantasizing about America, you're fantasizing about Afghanistan.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:31:40 No.35780253 Report

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>>35780157
Sounds like someone is angry they aren't an American.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:34:14 No.35780308 Report

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>>35780157
only you know what is best for you is the very foundation of liberal thought.
it is the justification for self-government
the idea that the government needs to step in and protect the average person from themselves is inherently contradictory with this doctrine.
It falls directly under the communist school of thought that people need to be re-educated to be more in tune with the correct way of being human.

you are a fucking moron and you don't even know it.

Read some goddamn Locke (aka the liberalism guy) and come back.

>>35780231
you too are an idiot. the entire point is that the government has to always think doubly twice before acting in any way that might be seen as threatening the liberty of the individual, because that group of individuals is armed and willing to defend themselves.

No one is saying that a few hundred guys with shotguns can take on the US military. What we're saying is that, because they have shotguns, they don't have to

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:35:57 No.35780331 Report

Quoted By:

>>35780231
>>35780157

Given that anything severe enough to cause an armed uprising in the US is also going to be seeing national guard and other military units defecting once pushed, I don't really see what your argument against that is. Especially since guerilla warfare has been the single most prevalent and successful form worldwide over the past 60 years.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:37:15 No.35780370 Report

Quoted By:

>>35780231
>anon believes in liberal self-determination
>back to /pol/

you are a moron.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:42:06 No.35780455 Report

Quoted By: >>35788147 >>35802356

>>35779894
because she will beat my ass and rape it with her boots.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:51:58 No.35780629 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772611
Well, my apologies then. (I'm the poster you originally replied to.)

Thanks for the link.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 01:58:08 No.35780751 Report

Quoted By:

>>35779655
>since all the guns in the world aren't going to save you from a drone strike.
>laughingiraqiinsurgents.gif

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:00:34 No.35780803 Report

Quoted By: >>35805135

>>35770161
>Tiger Force

For a second I thought somebody else on /tg/ had played Gunstar Heroes.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:04:07 No.35780867 Report

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>>35769768
Can't believe nobody has posted this yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:10:42 No.35781002 Report

Quoted By: >>35781018 >>35781086 >>35781590 >>35801710 >>35808252

I thought this would be an elf porn thread, not a gun control thread.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:11:46 No.35781018 Report

Quoted By:

>>35781002
we can still have an elf thread

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:14:57 No.35781086 Report

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>>35781002
What is this? A picture for ants?

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4n0nym0üs Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:29:58 No.35781349 Report

Quoted By: >>35781491

>the strongest erogenous zone of an elf is the ears

hah, think again

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:38:55 No.35781491 Report

Quoted By: >>35781617 >>35781780

>>35781349
>unkempt pits
Elves don't have body hair.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:44:12 No.35781590 Report

Quoted By:

>>35781002
who else would want to control your guns, but the liberal asshole elves.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:45:33 No.35781617 Report

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>>35781491

Naw,

they do.

Because you know you want a bearded what-ever the fuck elf.

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4n0nym0üs Mon 27 Oct 2014 02:52:36 No.35781780 Report

Quoted By: >>35781966

>>35781491
a popular misconception perpetuated as truth by elven vanity

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 03:01:13 No.35781966 Report

Quoted By: >>35782016 >>35782218

>>35781780
god this is weird.
what degenerate fetishist drew this?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 03:03:15 No.35782016 Report

Quoted By: >>35782218

>>35781966
Your rump-flusteration matches her facial expression perfectly. How cute.

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4n0nym0üs Mon 27 Oct 2014 03:12:39 No.35782218 Report

Quoted By: >>35782421

>>35781966
L Shindo, for a LN

Danes C. Asrielダネス・C・アズリエル
Hair Short, White
Eyes Amber
Body E+ Cup, Inverted Nipples, Unnatural Tone, Young-adult
Clothes Armband, Gloves, Military Uniform, Necktie, Shorts, Tank Top
Personality Arrogant, Stubborn
Role Commander, Elf, Prostitute
Subject of Confinement, Mind Control, Rape, Slavery
Sexual Ahegao, Anal Sex, Cowgirl, Doggy Style, Dual Fellatio, Fellatio, Footjob, Group Sex, Mammary Intercourse, Masturbation, Standing, Virgin Sex
Visual novels Main character - Ryoshuu Shijou ~Wana ni Hamerareta Elf no Joshoukou~
Description
Darkelf and eldest child of the exiled from the Empire ex-knightly family Asriel. Front line commander of the Allied army.

>>35782016
me thinks Anon was just asking for sauce in an obtuse way

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 03:23:51 No.35782421 Report

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>>35782218
Man the only thing that annoyed the shit out of me in that game was that you didn't have the last elf sucking you off in the final scene. Like, amazing overturn of the girl, but no dominant sexual humiliation of her to finish it off.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 04:23:35 No.35783593 Report

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 04:28:30 No.35783681 Report

Quoted By: >>35784020 >>35789302 >>35791945

>>35783593
Corollary, it's not rape if it's an elf.

4n0nym0üs Mon 27 Oct 2014 04:49:17 No.35784020 Report

Quoted By: >>35784253 >>35789302 >>35791945

>>35783681
bestiality?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 05:01:42 No.35784253 Report

Quoted By: >>35789302

>>35784020
That's only if they're french elves.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 05:02:25 No.35784258 Report

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Bestiality is best-iality.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 09:59:55 No.35788147 Report

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>>35780455
...Yes, and?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 12:01:45 No.35789113 Report

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 12:24:35 No.35789302 Report

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>>35783593
>>35783681
>>35784020
>>35784253

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 12:34:49 No.35789393 Report

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>>35773182
...i just realized..

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 12:41:24 No.35789447 Report

Quoted By: >>35789599 >>35790391 >>35790409 >>35791349 >>35793842 >>35797145 >>35808252

I have a question aboult elves and it would be a waste to open a new thread only to ask this.

Does elven society have beggars, poor people and such?

I know it will depend on the setting but in the classic ones (D&D, LOTR) and in most generic settings elves have nobility and commoners, but I always wondered if between the peasants there are beggars, lepers...useless people for their society in general or people who can't find a job and has money problems, or are elves territory an utopy with the most low caste is the worker one?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 13:00:26 No.35789599 Report

Quoted By:

>>35789447
>elf lepers

We call them humans.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 13:04:39 No.35789630 Report

Quoted By:

>>35770161
>Tiger-Force

Sagat is the avatar.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 14:32:16 No.35790391 Report

Quoted By: >>35790410

>>35789447
Shameless bumpt to my question.

Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl Mon 27 Oct 2014 14:35:48 No.35790409 Report

Quoted By:

>>35789447
>Does elven society have beggars, poor people and such?

They wouldnt tolerate it.

Now elven beggars and poor in OTHER societies are more likely.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 14:35:56 No.35790410 Report

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>>35790391
Elves that can't cut it in human society wind up hanging around with humans, natch.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 14:38:22 No.35790438 Report

Quoted By: >>35790456

Why are their ears so small?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 14:40:24 No.35790456 Report

Quoted By: >>35791268

>>35790438
Bitch, you are like eight feet tall. Everyone's ears are small to you.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 15:46:33 No.35791268 Report

Quoted By: >>35791452

>>35790456

What crazy world has giant elves?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 15:53:24 No.35791349 Report

Quoted By:

>>35789447

In LOTR no there are no poor elves. There's only lesser elf nobility, greater elf nobility, the maiar (Sauron), and the valar (Morgoth). The last two aren't strictly elves, they just looked like them.

Just endless chain of cadet houses.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 16:01:03 No.35791452 Report

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>>35791268
WarCraft. Night elf bitches are fucking amazonian, man.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 16:10:19 No.35791571 Report

Quoted By: >>35791612

to everyone in this thread debating gun control:
greetings from Switzerland; fuck the gungrabbers.
That is all.
Go on discussing about touching pointy ears.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 16:14:01 No.35791612 Report

Quoted By:

>>35791571
God bless you, you magnificent Swiss bastard.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 16:15:20 No.35791624 Report

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>>35772701
I thought it was going to be the black guy one

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 16:18:48 No.35791675 Report

Quoted By: >>35794494

Can't I feed her instead

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 16:41:31 No.35791945 Report

Quoted By:

>>35783593
>>35783681
>>35784020
And that's why it's not murder when it's mon'keigh, it's just hunt for fun. And not rape when it's mon'keigh, just, you know, zooerastia.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 17:17:40 No.35792419 Report

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 17:21:06 No.35792464 Report

Quoted By: >>35798537

I think too many people here have been trash-talked to on LIVE and PSN.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:12:58 No.35793842 Report

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>>35789447
No, because Elves believe in helping each other and such.

They simply wouldn't allow beggars or homeless to exist; they would be assimilated into a home and become part of a family if they had no family of their own.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:14:07 No.35793860 Report

Quoted By: >>35793897

>>35779894
So what you're saying is that Gnoll women are best girls?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:16:00 No.35793897 Report

Quoted By: >>35793926 >>35794090

>>35793860
Did she get stabbed in the ovaries or what's up with those scars?

Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:17:54 No.35793926 Report

Quoted By: >>35794090

>>35793897
Lamasthu clerics so possibly. Or something stabbed out of her ovaries.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:26:44 No.35794090 Report

Quoted By: >>35794434

>>35793897
>>35793926
Actually I'm thinking it was the results of a C-section surgery, considering how difficult pregnancies are for normal hyenas.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:47:36 No.35794434 Report

Quoted By: >>35843561

>>35794090
>C-section surgery
Those scars look different.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 19:51:12 No.35794494 Report

Quoted By: >>35796196 >>35801875

>>35791675
>cosplaying hentai

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 21:23:44 No.35796196 Report

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>>35794494
Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.

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Shep Mon 27 Oct 2014 22:05:37 No.35797145 Report

Quoted By: >>35797669 >>35798163 >>35808252

>>35789447
Nope.
In the case of wood elves/ wild elves, Its a tribal thing. And the poorest man in a village is simply the worst hunter. Complete Dead weight to the clan tends to die in hunting accidents, Sent off to a corner out of sight and out of mind, or exiled.

In High elf society, still no. Depending on your setting it might be just because elves are to noble and carring and just and - blah blah blah evles are better than every one else- to let their be other poor elves.
But I always like to depict it as a sort of elven natural selection, Forcibly removing/ Exileing unwanted and 'unworthy' editions to elven society.
So basically, My point is High elves are nazis. And that's why their are no Autistic elves, Sickly elves, Jewish elves, or outspoken elves that openly question or speak against the regime.

... Their are poor and sick drow though. Drow are some seriously down-trodden motherfuckers.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 22:31:15 No.35797669 Report

Quoted By: >>35811011

>>35797145

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 22:53:20 No.35798163 Report

Quoted By:

>>35797145

Is the low elf fertility rate not so much because of the actual fertility but because the elves drown/abort all of the potentially retarded babies?
Or drop them off in human cities as half-elf orphans.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 23:08:51 No.35798537 Report

Quoted By: >>35798700 >>35799366 >>35808649

>>35792464
thats her other leg through the short right?

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Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 23:09:48 No.35798571 Report

Quoted By:

>>35769128

We're talking about earplay?

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 23:16:02 No.35798700 Report

Quoted By: >>35799734

>>35798537
Naw, it's her penis.

Anonymous Mon 27 Oct 2014 23:47:54 No.35799366 Report

Quoted By: >>35802499

>>35798537
Yes. I think she's nopan. You can see one of her nipples.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 00:04:51 No.35799734 Report

Quoted By:

>>35798700
it actually looks more like a testicle

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 01:43:03 No.35801710 Report

Quoted By:

>>35781002
Welcome to /tg/ we hope you enjoy your stay.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 01:52:16 No.35801875 Report

Quoted By: >>35815377

>>35794494
Problem, nerd?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 02:14:06 No.35802311 Report

Quoted By: >>35820908

>>35772410
>muh right to bare arms

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 02:16:30 No.35802356 Report

Quoted By:

>>35780455
And you'd love it, wouldn't you, you filthy slut.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 02:23:38 No.35802499 Report

Quoted By: >>35804570

>>35799366
She's wearing the traditional male /v/tard attire, an a-shirt and boxers.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 04:19:18 No.35804570 Report

Quoted By: >>35804866

>>35802499
Is that what a /v/irgin looks like? I've always wondered.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 04:36:45 No.35804866 Report

Quoted By: >>35805003

>>35804570
/v/irgins look like hot elf girls? Huh. Who'd've thunk it?

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 04:44:25 No.35805003 Report

Quoted By: >>35836749

>>35804866
That appears to be Prishe from FFXI. She appears to be teenage, but is very old. Makes even more sense.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 04:50:52 No.35805135 Report

Quoted By:

>>35780803
Gunstar Heroes was the best. Super difficult as a kid though.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 09:35:56 No.35808252 Report

Quoted By: >>35808425 >>35808671

>>35781002
It's both anon.

>>35789447
>>35797145
Here's a question, if Elven societies are largely egalitarian, would they also tend to be libertarian, and where would they stand on the issue of gun control?

From what's being said here I'm inferring Elf on Elf violence (can we please get a moment of silence) is so rare in these communities that it's basically a non-issue. Which makes sense considering the innate magical talent of Elvish kind giving so many of them the capacity to blow up a building on a whim, but I could also see them being total commies about it and completely ban them (looking at you High Elf Nazis).

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 09:59:54 No.35808425 Report

Quoted By: >>35808631 >>35808671

>>35808252
Elves are kind of individualistic communists... Each elf is encouraged to take the time to find whatever they are best at and perfect it, but then use those skills to better the community. They value their privacy and freedom but also will support their neighbor (elf neighbors at least) if they need it.

This is mostly because due to their slow birth rate and long lifespans you've got a stereotypical small town community on steroids. The elf archmage? If you're a young elf he knew your great, great, great grandparents. You should know, they all play cards together each Saturday.

As for gun control, every elf is expected to learn how to use a weapon and maintain one to defend the community. However unless an elf was hunting, on guard duty, or there was an expectation of danger he wouldn't be carrying one.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 10:32:25 No.35808631 Report

Quoted By: >>35808658

>>35808425
So...the Elves are all Swiss?

It was my understanding they were Finnish.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 10:35:25 No.35808649 Report

Quoted By:

>>35798537
Looks like inner thigh to me, yes.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 10:36:28 No.35808658 Report

Quoted By: >>35809897

>>35808631
Nah. That's just the crazy third cousin who was visiting then decided to never leave.

They would ask her to leave, but she raped the last 2 people who tried.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 10:38:08 No.35808671 Report

Quoted By: >>35831759

>>35808252
>>35808425
All elves must be armed to contest the will of the Dark Lord and his demonic servants

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 12:52:34 No.35809599 Report

Quoted By: >>35809864 >>35820965 >>35823849 >>35824178 >>35827584

>>35772410
You have a constitutional right to join a regulated militia that has access to weapons.
This has been interpreted for years as "a right to bear arms" but there is no such thing in the constitution.
This is just as silly as people saying that bribing politicians is free speech and thus constitutional.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 13:26:58 No.35809864 Report

Quoted By: >>35815051 >>35815159 >>35823319

>>35809599
The text reads, "the right of the people," not, "the right of the militia," nor, "the right of the National Guard." Read critically and break down the language into its respective operators.

What is the right? To keep and bear arms.

Whose right is it? The people's.

Why is it necessary? For the security of a free state.

Insofar as a militia is concerned, sour grapes; District of Columbia v. Heller (2008) ruled that the right is unconnected with service in a militia.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 13:30:52 No.35809897 Report

Quoted By:

>>35808658
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that her people have no concept of overstaying your welcome or freeloading.

Or rape. But I suppose that goes without saying.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 15:25:03 No.35811011 Report

Quoted By: >>35811071 >>35812120

>>35797669
Indeed, anon. Indeed.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 15:32:23 No.35811071 Report

Quoted By:

>>35811011
>life is hard for chocolate elves
Yes, it must be such a burden to be cursed with the devotion and adoration of lonely neckbeards everywhere.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 15:35:30 No.35811106 Report

Quoted By: >>35811180 >>35821159

DO YOU HUMANS
EVEN
LIFT?!

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 15:41:54 No.35811180 Report

Quoted By: >>35811280

>>35811106

No.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 15:50:10 No.35811280 Report

Quoted By:

>>35811180
Then how do you think you could even touch or silky smooth ears, silly human!

Return once you have gains to prove your worth.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 17:09:14 No.35812120 Report

Quoted By:

>>35811011
Someone else finally understands...

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 20:20:29 No.35815051 Report

Quoted By:

>>35809864
It's okay, Anon. Some people don't keep up with the law.

They just hate freedom that much.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 20:25:45 No.35815159 Report

Quoted By:

>>35809864
Even if you decided to go with only the militia being allowed to own firearms, the Supreme Court ruled a while back that the militia was divided into the organized militia(the state militias) and the unorganized militia(basically every male between 18 and 43). They also ruled that parading was not a right the unorganized militia had, but that's just a footnote of the case.

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 20:35:18 No.35815377 Report

Quoted By: >>35818019

>>35801875
>only a nerd would find something weird in cosplaying pornos

Anonymous Tue 28 Oct 2014 22:34:34 No.35818019 Report

Quoted By:

>>35815377
You're damn right, you fucking nerd

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 00:49:00 No.35820908 Report

Quoted By:

>>35802311
Not all of us live in muzzie shitholes where sucking turk dick is a mandatory part of the day.

>>35772044
>implying the government should deny people of their right to bear arms OR their right to end their life on their own terms cleanly, easily, and cheaply

Fuck off.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 00:50:36 No.35820928 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772722
Trust neither.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 00:52:06 No.35820965 Report

Quoted By:

>>35809599
The Supreme Court of the United States and the private correspondences of the founding fathers disagrees with your objectively incorrect understanding of the Second Amendment.

To early understanding, all the citizenry were the militia and they all had the right to bear arms.

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4n0nym0üs Wed 29 Oct 2014 01:01:27 No.35821159 Report

Quoted By: >>35821241 >>35821294 >>35823219 >>35844723

>>35811106
what forest activity would require such mass?

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 01:04:33 No.35821241 Report

Quoted By: >>35821795

>>35821159
Wrestling grizzly bears? (Or worse things, depending on how fantastical the forest is.)

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 01:06:56 No.35821294 Report

Quoted By:

>>35821159

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4n0nym0üs Wed 29 Oct 2014 01:28:50 No.35821795 Report

Quoted By: >>35822362

>>35821241
but they are one with nature
woodland creatures suckle from their bosoms, proverbially

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:03:36 No.35822362 Report

Quoted By: >>35822855

>>35821795
>one with nature
Nature is the circle of life. If they are truly one with nature it means they get eaten by something bigger.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:28:22 No.35822803 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772701

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:31:16 No.35822855 Report

Quoted By: >>35822874

>>35822362
Unless they're the top of the chain, in which case they stay on top until they die of age.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:32:20 No.35822874 Report

Quoted By: >>35823168

>>35822855
>>>/d/

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4n0nym0üs Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:48:32 No.35823168 Report

Quoted By: >>35823390 >>35843608

>>35822874
what's /d/ about a couple of elves hugging?

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:50:35 No.35823219 Report

Quoted By:

>>35821159
snu snu

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:56:34 No.35823319 Report

Quoted By: >>35823785

>>35809864
Late, but I just had to tell you you're wrong.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 02:59:32 No.35823390 Report

Quoted By:

>>35823168
What's it called when you get off to animals fucking?
I'm not sure but I know it belongs on /d/.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 03:21:16 No.35823785 Report

Quoted By: >>35823849

>>35823319
By what objective standard?

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 03:25:09 No.35823849 Report

Quoted By: >>35824178

>>35809599
meant to reply to
>>35823785

My bad.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 03:25:11 No.35823850 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772701
oh shit nigger dont put this shit up im trying to read no fap

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 03:41:33 No.35824178 Report

Quoted By: >>35824223

>>35823849
You mean you meant to reply to >>35809599

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 03:43:52 No.35824223 Report

Quoted By:

>>35824178
I'm going to sleep now.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 07:23:41 No.35827584 Report

Quoted By: >>35828124 >>35829291

>>35809599
I get the impression that the framers of the Constitution deliberately made this and other laws as ambiguous as possible. Keep in mind when it they wrote it they were desperately doing everything in their power to NOT give any reason for any one of 13 semi-autonomous (and divisive) governments a reason to walk out on a unified state. The quintessential American ideal of government is that it is a necessary evil that should remain as local and townhouse as possible, and the nature of Washington D.C. in its earlier eras reflected this.

It is this view of government that makes me a patriot at heart really.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 07:26:01 No.35827602 Report

Quoted By: >>35852577

>>35779514
>using batman year one as a reference of something good
>ever
You disgust me.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 08:37:46 No.35828124 Report

Quoted By:

>>35827584
>ambiguous

Nah. Just accommodating.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 08:59:46 No.35828295 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772701

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 10:13:42 No.35828834 Report

Quoted By: >>35852577

>>35779514
>Death of the Family
>The Dark Knight Returns
>good

Casual taste, friendo

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 11:12:22 No.35829291 Report

Quoted By: >>35831276 >>35836403

>>35827584
The right to self-defense and the arms to ensure it were already enshrined in English common law before the colonies declared independence. If anything, the Second Amendment guarantees the right of the citizens to form a militia, not join one.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 15:13:50 No.35831276 Report

Quoted By:

>>35829291
I'd say it does both while at the same time putting to pen things that they wanted to make absolutely sure the government wouldn't try to take away those rights. The British showed that this was a necessity for the new country, but they also gave the courts leeway to judge if something actually applied to the situation.

They were smart about it, even if other laws at the time were more specific about what they meant, i.e. there being a law against forcing someone to attend church through fines or imprisonment being toned down to separation of church and state.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 15:58:12 No.35831759 Report

Quoted By: >>35831782

>>35808671
Oh goddammit, those pointy eared bastards had the right idea about gun control all along!

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 16:01:03 No.35831782 Report

Quoted By: >>35834472 >>35835550

>>35831759
Does this mean /k/ is run by elves?

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 19:06:03 No.35834472 Report

Quoted By: >>35835550

>>35831782
Who knows?

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 19:41:47 No.35835211 Report

Quoted By:

We militia now.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 19:59:22 No.35835550 Report

Quoted By:

>>35831782
>>35834472
Elves are pretty good at shooting nerds and surviving in the wilderness, plus their whole society is pretty effectively militarized.

It's not that far off.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:02:08 No.35835602 Report

Quoted By: >>35835938

Back on topic pls
Touch pointy ear

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:04:33 No.35835641 Report

Quoted By:

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:19:03 No.35835938 Report

Quoted By:

>>35835602

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:19:52 No.35835955 Report

Quoted By: >>35836001 >>35836222 >>35836327 >>35836385 >>35850959

Why the Constitution penalty, /tg/?

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:22:00 No.35836001 Report

Quoted By: >>35836318

>>35835955
They do tend to be a bit reedy compared to humans.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:31:12 No.35836222 Report

Quoted By: >>35836318

>>35835955
Because D&D decided everything needs to be balanced.
In other games Elves tend to be better than humans in almost every way.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:37:14 No.35836318 Report

Quoted By: >>35836356 >>35836487 >>35845770

>>35836222
What games?

>>35836001
So...they should have a strength penalty? Why the Con penalty?

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:37:42 No.35836327 Report

Quoted By: >>35836412

>>35835955
I like to think that they're allergic to 99% of what other races consider food and extremely susceptible to foreign disease. Maybe that doesn't justify a con penalty though

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:39:25 No.35836356 Report

Quoted By:

>>35836318
You can be strong and still be reedy, but it is a bit harder to take hits.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:40:47 No.35836385 Report

Quoted By: >>35839736 >>35841861

>>35835955
>literally forged the greatest artifacts in history
>CON penalty

D&D confirmed for worst set of systems

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:41:41 No.35836403 Report

Quoted By:

>>35829291
>If anything, the Second Amendment guarantees the right of the citizens to form a militia, not join one.
>What are the Militia Acts?

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Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:42:08 No.35836412 Report

Quoted By:

>>35836327
See, that actually does go to CON, or at least Fortitude stuff, I think. Plus it's kinda funny. I'd allow it.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 20:46:47 No.35836487 Report

Quoted By:

>>35836318
RIFTS

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 21:01:14 No.35836749 Report

Quoted By:

>>35805003

Yeah, definitely Prishe. Who is basically what happens when you get a elf at little girl stage and then freeze her development for decades.

She is also utterly adorable and swears like a sailor.

Anonymous Wed 29 Oct 2014 23:40:08 No.35839736 Report

Quoted By:

>>35836385
Wtf Gygax, really.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 01:24:56 No.35841861 Report

Quoted By:

>>35836385
How are those related?

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 02:50:41 No.35843561 Report

Quoted By:

>>35794434
Yeah they're definitely not from a c-section. Problem is they don't really follow muscle/wrinkle lines either. My guess is some "non-dominant females don't need to breed, pull out the bits" logic and the artist just winged it

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 02:53:05 No.35843608 Report

Quoted By: >>35843780

>>35823168
Did you not notice chocolate's massive dong bulge?

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:00:13 No.35843780 Report

Quoted By:

>>35843608
What's so /d/ about that?

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:11:24 No.35844030 Report

Quoted By: >>35844173

What is the elf community's stance on cyborgs?

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:17:51 No.35844173 Report

Quoted By: >>35852959

>>35844030
A poor state for a person to live in.
Not only does it restrict their access to magic, but given that elves only need to return to the realms of the Nordic gods for a generation to have their demigod powers return to them, sacrificing divine flesh for sub-par cybernetics is a tragedy.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:22:35 No.35844271 Report

Quoted By: >>35844366 >>35844590

As a DM in my homebrew Elf slavery is a common practice. I have an elfboo player who can't stand it.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:27:15 No.35844366 Report

Quoted By: >>35844768

>>35844271
Maybe you should stop injecting your fetishes into the game.

Alternatively, inject your fetishes into the game even more.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:37:35 No.35844590 Report

Quoted By:

>>35844271
>being that biased for a fantasy race who has - fundamentally - no canon across worlds
It's like he wants to be a shitdick.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:44:02 No.35844723 Report

Quoted By:

>>35821159
logging. they get angry because you're horning in on their monopoly.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 03:45:44 No.35844768 Report

Quoted By:

>>35844366

I like that second idea better.

Magical realm, here we come.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 04:36:23 No.35845770 Report

Quoted By:

>>35836318
Anima. Better Resists, +1 Dex/Agi/Pow/Int, -1 Str/Con(they are more lightly built), Immune to non-magical diseases/poisons, can hit Inhuman results right away, hungry less often, heal quicker, can sense light- and dark-based beings, better resists vs light-based attacks. But cannot take the Dark elemental compatability feat, more ore less are required to take The Gift(making them magical), All at a level Modifier of +2, with a -3 per session exp penalty.
Still not the most broken race in Anima.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 04:48:53 No.35846009 Report

Quoted By: >>35847699 >>35851420

I remember a story in one of those HFY threads, that was fantasy instead of science fiction. Elves were in a long-running war with humans, and it turned out that the elves were slowly losing because every single member of their race was gluten-intolerant, and therefore they had no agriculture.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 06:27:54 No.35847699 Report

Quoted By: >>35850899 >>35851420

>>35846009
That's stupid; there are many grains out there that don't contain gluten.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 11:28:06 No.35850899 Report

Quoted By: >>35851420 >>35855100

>>35847699
And apparently all of them lethal to elves. Maybe that explains why they all have guns; their primary forms of sustenance are attained through either hunting our raiding.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 11:33:57 No.35850959 Report

Quoted By: >>35855239

>>35835955
They're monarchists. The Constitution penalizes them by making them revoke their noble titles if they want citizenship.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 12:09:57 No.35851279 Report

Quoted By: >>35851329

So, in real life we're already capable of growing a third fucking ear on a guy's arm. How long do you think it's going to take until elfaboos start engineering pointy ears for themselves and their children? Do you think they'll go magical-realmy and make the pointy ears extra sensitive?

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 12:14:02 No.35851329 Report

Quoted By: >>35851355

>>35851279
Some people already do that, there's a surgery you can get that gives you elf ears. LOTR elf ears, not anime elf ears.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 12:16:24 No.35851355 Report

Quoted By:

>>35851329
Yeah, but that's surgical. I'm talking gene-level therapy.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 12:23:49 No.35851420 Report

Quoted By:

>>35846009
>>35847699
>>35850899
An Elf's greatest fear.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 12:25:58 No.35851439 Report

Quoted By:

>>35772044
that may be true but those other methods are good things to do taking away a mans gun is imoral

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 12:35:54 No.35851546 Report

Quoted By:

Daily reminder that "touch pointy-ear" and "touch fluffy-tail" are valid commands on Unix-like operating systems.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 14:35:43 No.35852577 Report

Quoted By: >>35852674

>>35779600
>>35827602
>>35828834
0/10

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 14:47:35 No.35852674 Report

Quoted By:

>>35852577
Nah, Millerbats is subpar casual trash.

Millerdevil a Best

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 15:11:52 No.35852959 Report

Quoted By:

>>35844173
What about magic-enhancing cybernetics?

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 18:07:08 No.35855100 Report

Quoted By: >>35855293

>>35850899
So elves are vikings?

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 18:18:03 No.35855239 Report

Quoted By:

>>35850959
Godfuckingdammit.

Anonymous Thu 30 Oct 2014 18:22:04 No.35855293 Report

Quoted By:

>>35855100
If you go by the norse tradition.

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