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/tg/ parliament - IN SESSION NOW! until 8pm EST

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 19:58:52 2015 No.40681861 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40681902 >>40681929 >>40682495 >>40684130

>To join in, simply write your name and choose a party as well as a secure tripcode: https://www.4chan.org/faq#sectrip

>Three people and a party page on the wikia are needed to create a party

>Create your party platform and see existing laws and regulations here:

http://tg-parliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/tg/_Wikia

Current Agenda:

>Next session on...Oh mah gawd NOW!
>Recruitment
>Coming up with new bills
>Writing a letter to the Kreml, telling them why we should run things.
>One seat left ohhhhhh

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Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:00:10 No.40681885 Report

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JOIN THE SPOOKS

FOR HEALTHY BONES

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:00:12 No.40681886 Report

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Old Thread: >>40669029

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:01:04 No.40681902 Report

Quoted By: >>40681973

>>40681861
Join the Galactic Empire - the party that GETS SHIT DONE.

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Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:02:13 No.40681914 Report

Order...ORDER in the assembly! Stop yer rattling, bones! I will be your speaker tonight.

First Proposal:

Proposal of Sub-Bill: 'Provision of Rights of Parties and Individuals in Parliament: Reform of the Speaker office' - Moved by Luxemburg [SWP], Seconded by Sansos [FP], Thirded by Moff Wibbles [GE] There needs to be a way to fight smut usage in Parliament. This place needs to be reserved for politics, not smut. The Speakers would be granted the power to disallow any MP to vote in the next session if they post smut. To hold the Speaker accountable for any misuse of this power a vote of no confidence may be called against any speaker by at least three members of the parliament from three different parties. A vote of no confidence may only be called when the speaker has used this power.

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Cobb Bless[ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:03:15 No.40681929 Report

Quoted By:

>>40681861
FREEDOM

DEMOCRACY

LIBERTY

These are but a few of the words the All-American Party stands for.

If you want to take tyranny down a peg, and defend the rights of all Man(and Dwarf, Undead, Xenos, etc)kind, then join us.

Or don't. It's ultimately your right to decide,

E PLURIBUS FAGGUM

ONE BOARD, UNDER MOOT

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Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:03:52 No.40681937 Report

Second Proposal:

Proposal of Bill: 'Restricted Metarules Act' - Moved by Eronas the Blue [KotMR], seconded by Maya [KothMR] - It is forbidden for any metarules to be passed without the 'yay' votes forming a super-majority comprised of members from at least half the existing parties in the parliament.

A metarule is defined as any rule affecting or altering the baseline rules of the Parliament, such how people can vote (such as allowing anyone but an MP to cast a vote for that MP) or the structure of the parliament itself, including rules that affect the formation of parties (such as forbidding them or dissolving them) or the roles of the Speaker and how they act.

Amending existing metarules (such as our only two existing metarules: Single File Line Act and Speaker of the Parliament Act) can be done as normal. This act only affects the passing of NEW metarules.

The purpose of this act is to prevent any party from gaming the system and creating a method by which they twist the rules of parliament to the point that a feedback loop of power is created, and they win the parliament by means other than savvy role-playing, politicking, and generally being a damned good story teller capable of drawing new MPs to their cause or building alliances with other parties.

Horatio[SPOOKY] !!V18Eaw5hjda Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:04:16 No.40681942 Report

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reporting in for duty

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Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:04:55 No.40681954 Report

Third Proposal:

Festive Friday Fright Night - Proposed by Jackie Skeleton

Every Friday will be a casual Friday in the /tg/ Parliament. No bills may be passed into law on this day. All parties instead will be invited to dance, party, and enjoy themselves at a neutral party zone ( hopefully without killing each other ). Booze and music will be provided by the Spooky Party, or any other party willing to help promote this festivity of togetherness.

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:05:47 No.40681968 Report

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Hello governors

GermanicUltranationalist - Minister of Industry [Galactic Empire] !NBNWXT2C6M Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:06:02 No.40681973 Report

Quoted By:

>>40681902
Dude, both chats just crashed for me.

Nar Burnt-Hands[The Equal Heights Coalition] !!9c9OFbUZ/k8 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:07:00 No.40681984 Report

Quoted By: >>40682000 >>40683088

The EHC am here!

>>40681914
Yay

>>40681937
Yay

>>40681954
Yay

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:07:52 No.40682000 Report

Quoted By: >>40682027

>>40681984
Shouldn't we hold a discussion before moving into voting procedures?

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:08:01 No.40682001 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
A blatant attack against the faculties of my party!

Nay. Absolutely nay!

>>40681937
Yes I wholeheartedly agree there must be checks and balances within our fair parliament! Even the watchers must be watched!

Aye!

>>40681954
An act to pass festivities and waste the people's tax dollars on such useless frivolities?

Nay!

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Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:08:59 No.40682013 Report

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JOIN THE SPOOKS FOR DANK MEMES

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:10:00 No.40682027 Report

Quoted By: >>40682058

>>40682000
When a proposal is posted in the wiki, it counts as finalized. Though you can still change it even then. I think there is discussion happening...? Also, you are free to discuss is and cast your vote shortly before the time limit (for example).

Inithis[GalacticAlliance] !!0He0GKBKxKp Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:10:17 No.40682035 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Yay.
>>40681937
Yay.
>>40681954
Nay.

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:11:00 No.40682047 Report

Quoted By: >>40682157 >>40683088

>>40681914
Abstain from voting on the "Provision of Rights of Parties and Individuals in Parliament: Reform of the Speaker office"

Given the loose definition of "smut" in this bill, and the fact that I have yet to see the posting of "smut" in the parliament become an actual problem, I choose to abstain.
>>40681937
Yay to the "Restricted Metarules Act"
>>40681954
Yay to the "Festive Friday Night Proposal"

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:11:00 No.40682048 Report

Quoted By: >>40682143 >>40682258

>>40681914
Not only is smut a part of the /tg/ culture, but this proposal contains no metric by which smut is defined.

NAY.

>>40681937
AYE

>>40681954
This is a joke bill that does nothing to address even a single issue facing /tg/.

NAY

Cobb Bless[ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:11:25 No.40682058 Report

Quoted By: >>40682151 >>40683088

>>40681914
NAY. ANYTHING TRULY EGREGIOUS WILL BE REPORTED, THE REST FALLS UNDER THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH

>>40681937
AYE.

IF WE NEED TO CHANGE SOMETHING, WE CAN JUST REPEAL THIS BILL.

>>40681954
ABSTAIN.

>>40682027
Can anyone slap a bill in there, or just party leaders?

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Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:13:24 No.40682083 Report

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Join the Knights of the Magical Realm to safeguard our sentient rights! To practice moderation and consent in our decadence and carnality and to revel and promote our creativity!

Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:14:00 No.40682091 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Yay

>>40681937
Yay

>>40681954
Absolute YAY

THANK MR SKELTAL

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:14:26 No.40682096 Report

Quoted By: >>40682171 >>40682471 >>40683088

>>40681914
The Galactic Empire is aware that smutposting is no longer an issue, but it could become a threat in future.

YAY.

>>40681937
Honestly, this should have been a thing from the very beginning.
YAY.

>>40681954
It is the view of the Galactic Empire that casual Friday will be a waste of valuable time this parliament could be spending actually helping the citizens of /tg/.

The party'll probably be dead as fuck anyway.

NAY.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:14:46 No.40682103 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Nay

>>40681937
Nay (I believe that needlessly complicates things)

>>40681954
Aye (We neets should try to go outside on fridays)

GermanicUltranationalist - Minister of Industry [Galactic Empire] !NBNWXT2C6M Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:15:01 No.40682107 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
YEA

>>40681937
YEA

>>40681954
NAY

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:15:27 No.40682112 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Yea
While I personally am not against smut there is most definitely a time and place for it, and an active session of parliament is not the time nor the place
>>40681937
Yea, there must be a way to prevent the unscruoplus changing of our most beloved rules.
>>40681954
nay, why waste your precious tax payers money on a needless luxury, when so many needs are unmet?

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:17:20 No.40682143 Report

Quoted By: >>40682172 >>40682258

>>40682048
Whoops, dropped my trip. Nay, Aye, Nay.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:17:51 No.40682151 Report

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>>40682058
Anyone. The procedure so far has been:

1) Post the draft here, get it seconded maybe or BTFO (secondations [is that a word?] are not mandatory).

2) Post the draft in the wiki

Chimes the Boney-Bard [SPOOKY] !!358rDdX54f5 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:18:22 No.40682153 Report

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Just wanting to confirm I still exist

Fighting-man [Adventuring Party] !!bgiI31REjT3 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:18:28 No.40682155 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Aye. Keep smut in the backrooms and dive bars where we act behind the scenes.

>>40681937
Aye. As a member of a small party, I would very much enjoy this institution to stay as free as possible.

>>40681954
Nay. Fridays are prime business hours.

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:18:32 No.40682157 Report

Quoted By: >>40682173 >>40682258 >>40683088

>>40681914
I don't think there's any harm in posting a bit of smut in parliament. Rather, the issue is not rampant enough in our current situation to govern outlawing smut from the get-go.

Nay.

>>40681937
Yay.

>>40681954
Time spent hosting festivities could be better spent organizing dungeon raids, an arguably greater fun and almost certainly more lucrative venture than wasting money on ourselves.

Nay.

>>40682047
I implore you to change your abstention in the "Provision of Rights of Parties and Individuals in Parliament: Reform of the Speaker office" sub-bill to a "Nay". When abstaining your vote, you give the majority more voting power and swing the bill in their favor. If you want to keep tasteful smut in our parliament, you'd better say Nay to this proposal.

Fighting-man [Adventuring Party] !!bgiI31REjT3 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:19:36 No.40682171 Report

Quoted By: >>40682200

>>40682096
>The party'll probably be dead as fuck anyway.
ayyyy

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:19:43 No.40682172 Report

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>>40682143
Reply again to the proposals with your votes and trip. The anonymous one will be invalidated

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:19:43 No.40682173 Report

Quoted By: >>40682207

>>40682157
Slight correction on my part: change the "Yay" to an "Aye". Vote is a bit more obvious when spoken verbally.

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Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:20:34 No.40682188 Report

Quoted By:

ALL SPOOKS REPORT

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:21:26 No.40682198 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Nay

>>40681937
Aye

>>40681954
Nay

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:21:31 No.40682200 Report

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>>40682171
You know it mate.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:21:52 No.40682207 Report

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>>40682173
Variations of "Aye" will still be counted as such. Dont worry.

Salty Ducks !!PU5R4BQ0VJ6 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:22:24 No.40682215 Report

Quoted By: >>40682233 >>40682236 >>40683088

>>40681914
Nay, this is a weak bill that doesn't state the limits of "smut"
>>40681937
Yay
>>40681954
Yay

Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:23:24 No.40682233 Report

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>>40682215
Wait, are you still spook? If so, join me in the 2spooky chatstep pl0x

Salty Ducks[SPOOKY] !!PU5R4BQ0VJ6 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:24:02 No.40682236 Report

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>>40682215
I declare this post in the name of SPOOKY

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:25:53 No.40682258 Report

Quoted By: >>40682416

>>40682143
>>40682048
I can understand voting against the festivity bill due to tax costs or a preference to spend the time on other things, but voting against it just because it's a joke bill seems rather harsh.
>>40682157
Admittedly, I would rather smut not be posted in the parliament thread itself, but the bill doesn't define what is considered smut and what isn't, meaning it could easily be abused. In addition, I don't see smut being posted in the parliament thread as a very big problem, so the bill feels somewhat unnecessary. I chose to abstain because I feel the bill will have very little effect either way, and frankly, I don't have a strong opinion toward either side of the bill.

Blood Raven [Imperium of Man] !D6F8lY4vQg Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:26:19 No.40682266 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Aye
>>40681937
Nay
>>40681954
Aye

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:29:10 No.40682304 Report

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>>40681914
Nay, We representatives need to be able to voice our opinion on any issue, and granting such powers to the office of speaker is opening a bad precedent
>>40681937
Yay, because it is best not to allow those who have malicious intent infringe upon the liberty of this house.
>>40681954
YEA, LETS GET SPOOKY!!!!

Marty [Totally not Dimir] !!zhg5yQNI7hd Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:35:42 No.40682404 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Abstain
>>40681937
Yay. Seems very reasonable and who would even be so deviant to even try to game the parliament like that.
>>40681954
Nay to everything spooky. I don't liek scary things and i would especially never be around skeletons.

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:36:24 No.40682416 Report

Quoted By: >>40682471 >>40682516

>>40682258
>the bill doesn't define what is considered smut and what isn't
That's a fair reason to vote against the bill. Even if you would like these threads to be free from smut, the bill itself doesn't define this parameter properly, meaning it holds little bearing over what can be posted.

A Nay for this proposal means a Nay against the bill's writing, not necessarily what the topic matter entails. It would be better to rewrite this proposal and bring it up again next week with less ambiguity rather than give the chance for the bill to pass in its current state.

Sorry for chewing your ear off on this matter. Other organizations I'm involved with also take abstentions the same way that you do, though it's not quite the right picture to have associated with the literal intentions behind an abstention.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:41:02 No.40682471 Report

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>>40682416
>>40682096
>>40681914

Well fuck. Healer makes a good point, and I didn't spot that.

Changing my vote to Nay.

JohnSmith [SPOOKY] !!jee9AxBTQku Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:41:25 No.40682477 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

Oh fuck, votes are going on?

>>40681914
Nay

>>40681937
Nay

>>40681954
YAY

MAY THE SPOOKS BE UNDEAD UNTIL WE ARE DIEDED

Greg [Imperium of Man] Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:42:08 No.40682495 Report

Quoted By: >>40682520

>>40681861
hi all I like spaec mareens :)

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:42:49 No.40682516 Report

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>>40682416
I am also changing my vote to nay, as the right honourable gentlemen makes a most fair and valid point
>>40681914
Nay

Greg [Imperium of Man] !!fJo5U0jGds3 Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:43:24 No.40682520 Report

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>>40682495
oops forgot trip

Pepe the frog [SPOOKY] !!0ThETEU23np Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:44:24 No.40682532 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

Representing the spooky party of /tg/
>>40681914
Nay
>>40681937
Nay
>>40681954
Aye for spooky holiday !

DoktorDegenerate [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!egnMDhfo3PO Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:44:45 No.40682539 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Nay
>>40681937
Yay
>>40681954
Extra Yay!

Inithis[GalacticEmpire] !!0He0GKBKxKp Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:46:35 No.40682555 Report

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>>40681914
Changing my vote to Nay for this bill.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:48:52 No.40682587 Report

Quoted By: >>40682623 >>40682626 >>40682687 >>40683088

>>40681914

Nay

>>40681937

Yay

>>40681954

Yay

Also is Chatstep working for anyone?

Horatio[SPOOKY] !!V18Eaw5hjda Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:48:57 No.40682589 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Nay
>>40681937
Nay
>>40681954
Lets get down and spooky!!!!

Horatio[SPOOKY] !!V18Eaw5hjda Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:49:57 No.40682608 Report

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>>40681954
Yea

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:51:04 No.40682623 Report

Quoted By: >>40682648

>>40682587
>is Chatstep working for anyone?
It took me at least a minute to connect, but I can connect to Chatstep. No one's in the lobbies I want to sit in on, so I don't plan on waiting to connect again.

Horatio[SPOOKY] !!V18Eaw5hjda Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:51:11 No.40682626 Report

Quoted By: >>40682666

>>40682587
its working for me

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:53:03 No.40682648 Report

Quoted By: >>40682666

>>40682623
Nevermind, it's working for me now.
Also dropped my trip

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:54:16 No.40682666 Report

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>>40682648

Lol I saw, thanks for checking for me.

>>40682626

I only asked because I saw no one in the SPOOKY chat. Kind of odd considering how large our party is.

Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:56:10 No.40682687 Report

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>>40682587
Not really.

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:59:25 No.40682737 Report

Quoted By: >>40683088

>>40681914
Nay

>>40681937
Yay

>>40681954
Nay, we don't need to waste a day to have parties. I'm a busy man.

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Thu 18 Jun 2015 20:59:39 No.40682741 Report

Quoted By:

>>40681914
Yea

>>40681937
Yea

>>40681954
Yea! I'll bring rum!

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:03:02 No.40682787 Report

Quoted By: >>40682808 >>40683088

>>40681914
Aye

>>40681937
Aye

>>40681954
I want to vote Aye, but my party members have good points. I will have to vote Nay for now. After all, that's what Saturday and Rollcall Sunday is for, am I right?

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:04:08 No.40682808 Report

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>>40682787

There's a voting session on Saturday too.

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Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:05:50 No.40682840 Report

Quoted By: >>40682873 >>40682958 >>40683099

Votes are closed now

Proposal of Sub-Bill: 'Provision of Rights of Parties and Individuals in Parliament:

Aye: 6

Abstain: 2

Nay: 16

Result: Failed
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Proposal of Bill: 'Restricted Metarules Act'

Aye: 19

Abstain:

Nay: 5

Result: Passed
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Festive Friday Fright Night

Aye: 13

Abstain: 1

Nay: 12

Result: Passed
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Chimes the Boney-Bard [SPOOKY] !!358rDdX54f5 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:06:03 No.40682846 Report

Quoted By: >>40682873

Apparently I can vote now, since we extended the seats automatically

>>40681914
Yay

>>40681937
Nay

>>40681954
Yay

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:07:39 No.40682873 Report

Quoted By: >>40682909

>>40682846
>>40682840

Oh the irony.

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Chimes the Boney-Bard [SPOOKY] !!358rDdX54f5 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:09:45 No.40682909 Report

Quoted By: >>40682938 >>40682958

>>40682873

At least it didn't matter in the end

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Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:10:46 No.40682930 Report

I invite everyone to recount. Especially on the last bill.

Two more to go:

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Proposal of Act: Create the office of the Canvasser- proposed by Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z

Will create the office of the Canvasser. Up to three Canvasser can be elected for the week. The Canvasser is responsible for counting the votes during a session and has to present the votes and the outcome (bill passed / failed to pass) as soon as possible after the voting stopped. His vote tally is the official count. He will be responsible for posting the vote count into the /tg/ wiki under the appropriate section. More than one Canvasser can be active in a single session. If multiple Canvasser reach different vote counts, the bill is pending until the dispute is resolved. The Canvassers will be elected on the Monday Session (00:00 AM EST). Voting will go for two hours, after the first applicant has been put forward. A speaker can not be a Canvasser at the same time.
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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:11:05 No.40682938 Report

Quoted By: >>40682987 >>40683006

>>40682909
So, wait.

Who's Friday? Australia's or America's?

Because three days a week of no bills is retard.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:12:25 No.40682958 Report

Quoted By: >>40682996 >>40683490

>>40682909

Eh look at the third bill >>40682840 if that person that abstained instead of voted Nay, then they would have tied. Always vote, it always matters.

>>40682930

Aye

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:14:41 No.40682987 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Due to the fact that there's no way for members of the parliament (other than canvassers) to challenge the canvasser's count, I have to vote Nay.
The position is simply too easy to abuse as it stands with this bill.
>>40682938
Probably just whatever timeslots are associated with "friday" on the wiki.

Chimes the Boney-Bard [SPOOKY] !!358rDdX54f5 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:15:03 No.40682996 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682958

I'm not challenging democracy, I'm just saying I voted AYE on the last one, so it didn't matter that I came too late

otherwise yes I'll always vote when possible.

>>40682930

I like this, gives us a check in thread to make sure things are going right

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:15:27 No.40683006 Report

Quoted By: >>40683027 >>40683034 >>40683040 >>40683051 >>40683077 >>40683105 >>40683132 >>40683162

>>40682938
Actually...help me out here moff:

The "Restricted Metarules" Bill passed technically a minute before the Festive Friday Act, didn't it? Laws become effective immediately unless specified otherwise. And a bill that erases a whole Session seems to me very meta. Which means it would require a 2/3 majority (and participants from half the parties here) to pass.

What do the others here think? Rules are rules?

Eronas the Blue [Knights of the Magical Realm] !Ups3L.ZFOQ Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:16:38 No.40683027 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683006
Anything that modifies the basic rules as they were set up is meta, so yeah, that seems right to me.

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:16:50 No.40683034 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683006
I actually agree with this interpretation.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:17:18 No.40683040 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683006

What a scandalous legal argument. Hell if it failed because of that rule alone I wouldn't be mad, I would be very impressed.

Cobb Bless[ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:17:51 No.40683050 Report

Quoted By:

Proposing a draft here:

The Actually Fulfilling The Legislation Act
>We passed the ORBITAL BILL
>It requires a Asteroid Patrol Commander
>Let's elect the guy now

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:17:51 No.40683051 Report

Quoted By: >>40683105 >>40683186

>>40683006
One moment. I will check the exact wording of the Efficiency Act as it stands.

Marty [Totally not Dimir] !!zhg5yQNI7hd Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:18:56 No.40683077 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683006
That seesm to be a completly logical point. Anyone who says something against it must some kind of filthy pervert, so I strongly agree.

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:19:27 No.40683088 Report

Quoted By: >>40683109 >>40683227

>>40682930
This is my recount

Yay - 11
>>40681984
>>40682047
>>40682091
>>40682103
>>40682215
>>40682266
>>40682477
>>40682532
>>40682539
>>40682587
>>40682589

Nay - 11
>>40682001
>>40682035
>>40682096
>>40682107
>>40682112
>>40682155
>>40682157
>>40682198
>>40682404
>>40682737
>>40682787

Abstain - 1
>>40682058

If we invalidate the Anonymous vote. Please check if I'm missing a vote.

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:19:56 No.40683099 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682840
How are there 26 votes for the third bill and 24 votes for the other two? This merits a recount.

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:20:13 No.40683105 Report

Quoted By: >>40683186

>>40683006
Compelling arguments can be made for both sides, on one hand, the Restricted Metarules Act definitely seems like it would apply to the bill, but on the other hand, the bill has already been stated by the speaker as being passed.
>>40683051
I don't recall writing anything into the act about bills affecting each other, at least not intentionally.

Cobb Bless[ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:20:19 No.40683109 Report

Quoted By: >>40683118

>>40683088
Can I change my abstain to NAY?

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:20:52 No.40683118 Report

Quoted By: >>40683161

>>40683109
No, voting is over for that bill.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:21:22 No.40683132 Report

Quoted By: >>40683273

>>40683006
>"Effective as soon as this bill is passed, a speaker can present up to three bills at once."

Even though they are in separate posts, the actual bills are considered to be presented and voted upon simultaneously.

Furthermore, the Metarules bill takes effect after the voting is ended, which meant that the voting for the Festive Friday bill had also already ended.

Therefore, the bill isn't subject to the Metarules Bill.

Marty [Totally not Dimir] !!zhg5yQNI7hd Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:22:45 No.40683161 Report

Quoted By: >>40683221

>>40683118
Oh hey Average Joe. How are the wife and kids?

GermanicUltranationalist - Minister of Industry [Galactic Empire] !NBNWXT2C6M Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:22:46 No.40683162 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683006
Wholly agreed. This bill is basically a constitutional amendment.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:24:21 No.40683186 Report

Quoted By: >>40683204

>>40683051
Okay. The Friday Festive act is PENDING until we have figured out the legality.

>>40683105
It is being challenged though. In addition to the legality, I might have even miscounted. A law passes, then it satisfies the rules. Not when a speaker decided that. I just added failed/passed for clarification.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:25:22 No.40683204 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683186
*when it satisfies the rules

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:26:36 No.40683221 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683161
They're fine, and they're totally not a succubus magically disguised and a couple of small homunculi with children's clothes.

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:26:49 No.40683227 Report

Quoted By: >>40683242 >>40683316

>>40683088
I can confirm this count, as I too got this vote count.

Also, I have updated tallies for the other proposals.

Out of a group of 23 members:
Prop 1: 6 ayes, 15 nays, 2 abstentions
Prop 2: 18 ayes, 5 nays, 0 abstentions
Prop 3: 11 ayes, 11 nays, 1 abstention

A division in any proposition merits a revote.

Cobb Bless[ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:27:49 No.40683242 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683227
I really didn't do anyone any favors with that abstention, huh.

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:27:52 No.40683244 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
I implore my fellow parliament members to vote nay on this bill. I have no problem with the concept behind it, under it, a Canvasser could present a false vote to rig the system, and even if they get called out for such, they can endlessly "dispute" the vote count to delay the bill in question.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:29:13 No.40683273 Report

Quoted By: >>40683305

>>40683132
A speaker can present up to three bills at once, but I would say the 60 minute rule still applies. The outcome was final after 60 minutes, not just when I presented the votes. I think...

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:29:41 No.40683282 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930

Nay.

Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:31:06 No.40683302 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:31:10 No.40683305 Report

Quoted By: >>40683340

>>40683273
...The efficiency bill is not very well thought-out, methinks.

It could go either way. I would suggest a revote, but then, is the revote under the Metarules act, or...?

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:31:34 No.40683316 Report

Quoted By: >>40683465

>>40683227
Can we get a counting from a fourth person? I can't seem to find my error. If this result is true, the bill fails anyway due to a tie, and the other argument is redundant.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:31:37 No.40683318 Report

Quoted By: >>40683357

>>40682930
I see this bill adding unnecessary bureaucracy to a already bloated system. A bill which we can do without.

Nay

FleshyMeatSack !lnz9ij4Sjo Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:31:45 No.40683321 Report

Quoted By: >>40683434

>>40682930

Nay

Marty [Totally not Dimir] !!zhg5yQNI7hd Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:32:03 No.40683329 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Didn't we have this exact same bill yesterday?

Nay

Cobb Bless[ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:32:30 No.40683335 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
NAY

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:32:45 No.40683340 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683305
A re-vote would be most definitely under the metarule act. As the first vote would be invalidated by the revote. And the revote happens to a later date.

Troutlord [SPOOKY] !Vwx6fFGUCE Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:32:55 No.40683343 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930

Nay, because Trout will be under-represented.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:33:45 No.40683357 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683318
Awww man...counting sucks though. But I can see where you guys are coming from.

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:34:01 No.40683363 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
This is a frivolous position that has no reason to exist.

NAY

GrandMuffTarkin [SPOOKY] !93pslyx8tQ Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:34:06 No.40683364 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930

Nay!

FuckHerRightInTheKarkoon [SPOOKY] !itruR6w7y. Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:35:08 No.40683382 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930

Nay.

Bonekeeper [SPOOKY] !!65wT9q1zbD2 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:35:25 No.40683387 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay because no accountability

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:35:58 No.40683397 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Yea

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:36:28 No.40683407 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
I love the idea, but hate the lack of accountability.

NAY for now.

It needs a revision, IMHO.

Bonemister [SPOOKY] !!V5h9qMM/5lE Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:36:50 No.40683419 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
It's a Nay from me

FleshyMeatSack [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:37:38 No.40683434 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
>>40683321

Posting with party.

Rattly [SPOOKY] !!hdgeHftPWT4 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:37:58 No.40683439 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay because the bill needs to be worked on I think. It just isn't complete.

RedshirtTrooper [SPOOKY] !!izWqcMXGAiV Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:38:49 No.40683459 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930

Nay

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:39:04 No.40683465 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683316
Here is the tally breakdown that I counted. http://pastebin.com/xsicQ0eC

ButtSarlacc [SPOOKY] !!5PAhTgA7o5s Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:39:55 No.40683484 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930

Nay, no accountability.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:40:19 No.40683490 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
>>40682958

Changing it to Nay

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:40:32 No.40683500 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Abstain.
I want to vote Yay because I had the bad fortune of being speaker while I was on my phone, but it's true that this position is abusable. The speaker should have a way to challenge the outcome if he finds irregularities in the counting and solve the disputes.

Rattly [SPOOKY] !!hdgeHftPWT4 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:40:32 No.40683501 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:41:19 No.40683516 Report

Quoted By: >>40683584

>>40681954
Alright, counted again a bit more carefully. Got 11 aye and 11 nay as well. This is conform with what other people here said.

The bill fails.

BarackObona [SPOOKY] !!uwc/4vqhnjZ Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:41:43 No.40683524 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
I'm saying nay. This proposal is not complete; there is no accountability.

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:42:12 No.40683538 Report

Quoted By: >>40683552

>>40682930
Nay, in its current form.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:42:58 No.40683552 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683538
WM! Bro, get in chat. There have been CHANGES.

Pepe the frog [SPOOKY] !!0ThETEU23np Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:43:14 No.40683561 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay to this

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:44:10 No.40683584 Report

Quoted By: >>40683646 >>40683655

>>40683516

Where is the rule on the wiki in regards to a tie?

SkullySkeeter [SPOOKY] !!NDKJbJwsVB/ Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:44:32 No.40683598 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay in current form

DickRogers [SPOOKY] !!njh/VWlz4OD Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:45:41 No.40683620 Report

Quoted By:

>>40682930
Nay

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:47:01 No.40683646 Report

Quoted By: >>40683701

>>40683584
A majority is required for a vote to pass.
A tie is not a majority.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:47:28 No.40683655 Report

Quoted By: >>40683701

>>40683584
The rule, a law needs to have a majority to pass. A tie is not a majority.

http://tg-parliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/tg/_Wikia#Rules
>For minor legislations, a simple majority of votes is enough.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 2010-04-06_101703_Skeletons.jpg, 227KiB, 600x839

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:50:21 No.40683701 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683655
>>40683646

Aaaaah ok, I was wondering where the rule was

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace yay2.jpg, 135KiB, 940x687

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:56:16 No.40683807 Report

Last bill on the docket:

----------
`Got Milk?` Bill - Proposed by Jackie Skeleton

There have been complaints in /tg/ Parliament about a milk shortage.

A portion of land within the realm of /tg/ will be used by the government to create a state of the art milk farm.
This milk farm will be the largest of milk farms and should produce enough milk to drop current skyrocketing prices..
The land used will be located at the north portion of the /tg/ map, at the east bank of the river.
This joint operation will be headed by Spooky and The Knights of the Magical Realm.
Galactic Empire, if they so choose, may conduct tests and inspections to ensure that all milk is untainted.

GermanicUltranationalist - Minister of Industry [Galactic Empire] !NBNWXT2C6M Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:58:23 No.40683849 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
NAY

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:59:19 No.40683862 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Nay
>>40682930
Nay

Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:59:26 No.40683865 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Aye for the Spooks!

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 21:59:57 No.40683877 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Aye!

I have not bathed in Bahamian unicorn milk for the last 6 hours.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:00:22 No.40683887 Report

Quoted By: >>40683967

>>40683807
Milk isn't exactly rare, given all the cowgirls and minotaurs on top of the already existing cows.

This is pretty obviously a combined landgrab and an attempt to monopolize milk and control the prices on it.

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:00:22 No.40683888 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Aye!

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:00:28 No.40683892 Report

Quoted By: >>40684124 >>40684308

>>40683807
Nay on account that Milk rations are already accounted in the taxes paid to the Empire for diet distribution.

To me this seems like a "lobbyist" bill as it only benefits non-Empire citizens who have to buy their milk on the private market.

Chimes the Boney-Bard [SPOOKY] !!358rDdX54f5 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:00:39 No.40683894 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
>The land used will be located at the north portion of the /tg/ map, at the east bank of the river.

I don't suppose anyone has an updated version of the map to hand?

Not that it really matters

Vote AYE

Bonekeeper [SPOOKY] !!65wT9q1zbD2 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:00:48 No.40683896 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
YAY

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:00:52 No.40683899 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Yay! The SPOOK party is growing at an alarming rate and we need to supply milk to keep their bones strong against invaders.

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:01:00 No.40683903 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Aye

FleshyMeatSack [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:01:24 No.40683917 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Aye, for more calcium deposits.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:02:02 No.40683931 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Aye. Let them have milk. We already took their Friday.

Uther Pendragon [Knights of the Magical Realm] Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:02:28 No.40683943 Report

Quoted By: >>40683995

>>40683807
Aye

ButtSarlacc [SPOOKY] !!5PAhTgA7o5s Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:03:03 No.40683954 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Aye.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:03:26 No.40683967 Report

Quoted By: >>40684001 >>40684028

>>40683887

>This is pretty obviously a combined landgrab and an attempt to monopolize milk and control the prices on it.

You have medcenters, milk is the equivalent to the skeletons and other undead in SPOOKY land. If you deny us this, you deny aid to Spooky and our ability to keep our citizens healthy.

FuckHerRightInTheKarkoon [Spooky] !!qoYK+wRqtNE Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:04:05 No.40683979 Report

Quoted By: >>40684003

>>40683807

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace tumblr_inline_n0ic33GuJx1qegw8v.gif, 476KiB, 500x339

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:04:43 No.40683995 Report

Quoted By: >>40684065

>>40683807
Abstain.

>>40683943
You need a secure trip to vote, and you need to be on the party roster. I don't think you're either of those things.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:05:05 No.40684001 Report

Quoted By: >>40684028 >>40684037

>>40683967
The difference is, the medical services we provide are free to all, and this is guaranteed in the bill.

There is no guarantee of even fair prices in your bill.

FuckHerRightInTheKarkoon [Spooky] !!qoYK+wRqtNE Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:05:10 No.40684003 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683979

Might help if I even wrote anything.

AYE!

Marty [Totally not Dimir] !!zhg5yQNI7hd Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:05:21 No.40684007 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Nay

Eronas the Blue [Knights of the Magical Realm] !Ups3L.ZFOQ Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:05:32 No.40684012 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Yay

RedshirtTrooper [SPOOKY] !!izWqcMXGAiV Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:06:18 No.40684024 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Yea!

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:06:27 No.40684028 Report

Quoted By: >>40684072

>>40683967
>>40684001

Not to mention that it was clearly defined in our bill that we would be paying for this, for the benefit of all.

Who pays for this? With the inclusion of all parties it sounds like a tax would have to be enacted to pay for something only a minority of the population needs.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:07:15 No.40684037 Report

Quoted By: >>40684090

>>40684001

>This milk farm will be the largest of milk farms and should produce enough milk to drop current skyrocketing prices

It can be assured that it will be low in cost and

>Galactic Empire, if they so choose, may conduct tests and inspections to ensure that all milk is untainted.

Your party is invited to test and assure it's quality, that way you can negotiate prices as you see fit. Spooky won't be holding the monopoly on it.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:07:26 No.40684041 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Changing my vote in support of the Empire to

Nay

GrandMuffTarkin [SPOOKY] !!RjvuCSO6Bhh Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:07:33 No.40684045 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Yay, because Spooks deserve healthcare, too - despite the protestations of the Empire.

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:07:59 No.40684052 Report

Quoted By: >>40684076

So how does that spare seat fill?

I'm sure the Shadowrunning Coalition would be happy to. We might even find a member who isn't a troll who hasn't showered in two weeks, wearing a combination of sweat stained leather, assault cannons and elven babies (as armour).

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:08:07 No.40684056 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Aye.

This sounds interesting.

!!Ih6CB7t/q9w Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:08:38 No.40684065 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683995
Fuck, does the double hash-tags go before or after the name? And how do I get on the roster?

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:08:50 No.40684072 Report

Quoted By: >>40684124

>>40684028

> a minority of the population needs.

Minority? I was unaware that humans no longer have bones! And that Spooky is the only holder of all bones in the entire galaxy.

Troutlord [SPOOKY] !!2PMwa5UCx8P Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:08:55 No.40684074 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807

Yay.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:09:03 No.40684076 Report

Quoted By: >>40684121

>>40684052
A pending knight of the magic realm applicant was there, but he never posted his trip. I think the last seat has been already filled by someone.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:09:23 No.40684090 Report

Quoted By: >>40684112

>>40684037
Should be enough isn't a guarantee. It isn't even an assurance. It just says "It could if we wanted it to."

And honestly, our citizens don't have a massive need for milk. Our current supplies are more than sufficient.

If I might ask, where is this milk coming from? Magic, alchemy, cows?

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:10:14 No.40684112 Report

Quoted By: >>40684231 >>40684328

>>40684090
Bahamian Unicorns.

Their milk is simply to die for!

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:10:40 No.40684121 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684076
I will check the thread later and see if someone was legally able to take it.

Regardless, you can ALWAYS join a party. Not just be an MP...until the next roll call.

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:10:43 No.40684124 Report

Quoted By: >>40684175 >>40684308

>>40684072
Refer to
>>40683892

Given that calcium supplements are covered in healthcare, this bill is clearly just a landgrab

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:11:12 No.40684130 Report

Quoted By: >>40684194

>>40681861
The Galactic Empire, for a society based on order and security

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:12:19 No.40684159 Report

Quoted By:

Proposal of Act: Create the office of the Canvasser

Aye: 2

Abstain: 1

Nay: 25

The bill fails

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:13:05 No.40684175 Report

Quoted By: >>40684206

>>40684124

YOU may have enough, but the citizens of Spooky do not, and do not have the current means to meet the demand of it's currently growing popularity-I mean population. This milk is necessary for the unlife of the land of Spooky, as well as the citizens of the world that aren't in the Galactic Empire.

GermanicUltranationalist - Minister of Industry [Galactic Empire] !NBNWXT2C6M Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:14:17 No.40684194 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684130
Welcome to the party, brother!
Just type a name in the name field, followed by ## and a password of your choosing and you're good to go!

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:15:02 No.40684206 Report

Quoted By: >>40684252 >>40684308

>>40684175
>Spooky
>Spooky
>Not even a mention of the KMR

We said that we would tend accordingly to non-empire subjects.

Lobbyist Bill is Lobbyist

Uther Pendragon [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:15:07 No.40684208 Report

Quoted By: >>40684237

Wait, I got it.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:16:41 No.40684231 Report

Quoted By: >>40684252 >>40684259 >>40684328

>>40684112
Honestly, I'm less worried about the quality of the milk and more about the welfare of the unicorns.

No offense, but the KMR is known for, ahem, their sexual unconventionality towards things with fur.

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:17:02 No.40684237 Report

Quoted By: >>40684261

>>40684208
I'll add you to our roster, and we'll figure out whether or not you get a seat after the voting is done for the day.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:17:49 No.40684252 Report

Quoted By: >>40684273

>>40684206
I am one of the main proponents for the Got Milk act and I fully support it.

Note that the milk farm operation is a joint venture between the Spooky and KMR to symbolize our continual sign of our good will and pro xeno attitudes.

>>40684231
Lies and slander I take very good care of my ponies, unicorns and muscle girl maids!

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:18:11 No.40684259 Report

Quoted By: >>40684273

>>40684231
...or fur, or scales, or slime, or feathers, or...well, you see where I'm going with this.

Uther Pendragon [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:18:14 No.40684261 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684237
Awesome

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:18:54 No.40684273 Report

Quoted By: >>40684302

>>40684252
>>40684259

Exactly! How are we to know that the unicorns are properly looked after and not, ahem, defiled?

ACCOUNTABILITY IS REQUIRED.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:20:13 No.40684302 Report

Quoted By: >>40684372

>>40684273
Then I grant the Galactic Empire permission to inspect the Unicorns. I have no skeletons in my closet.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:20:26 No.40684308 Report

Quoted By: >>40684418 >>40684490 >>40684574

>>40684206

>as well as the citizens of the world that aren't in the Galactic Empire.

Please read the whole post. Right now it seems that your posts indicated here >>40684124 and >>40683892 show that the Galactic Empire doesn't care about anyone else besides them. Not even the Imperium of Man!

So everyone should go starving unless the join the Galactic Empire? What if everyone joined you then? Could you feed all of them? Would you propose a "landgrab bill" to feed them all? This is just arguing for arguing sakes. We wish to feed the citizens of Spooky and others that wish to drink milk, this includes Equal Heights, this includes the Imperium of Man, this includes the Galactic Empire, this includes SPQR, this includes Totally not Dimir, this includes the All-American Party, this includes the DFTE, this includes the ALF, this includes the Patriarchy, this includes the HBU, this includes, the Socialist Workers, and this especially includes the Knights of the Magical Realm.

I don't know the point for this argument other than "I don't like milk so no one else gets it!"

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:21:15 No.40684328 Report

Quoted By: >>40684372

>>40684112

>>40684231

Its all a Ruse! True intentions revealed!

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:23:17 No.40684372 Report

Quoted By: >>40684423

>>40684328
Tippy toppy toppest of keks.

>>40684302
Hmm. Honestly, I think the ALF would be better suited to such a thing than us.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:25:20 No.40684418 Report

Quoted By: >>40684462

>>40684308

And the Adventuring Party gets milk too! Jesus fuck I knew I missed one. Goddamnit.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:25:42 No.40684423 Report

Quoted By: >>40684462 >>40684574

>>40684372
I firmly believe in a transparent governing body built upon trust and honesty among all members of this fair and noble parliament.

I Voltaire welcome any solicitation by the ALF and the Galatic Empire to inspect the quality of the milk and the well being of the Unicorns.

I take unicorns and milk very VERY seriously.

Fighting-man [Adventuring Party] !!bgiI31REjT3 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:27:38 No.40684454 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Nay. That much space for milk could be better used for dungeons, training fields, smithies, or cocaine mines.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:28:07 No.40684462 Report

Quoted By: >>40684578

>>40684418
Honestly, they probably just steal theirs anyway.

>>40684423
Hm. This seems pretty fair. I'd change my vote, but there ain't any point - it's a landslide.

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:29:12 No.40684488 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
I would like to change my vote to yea, so long as the Empire gets to inspect these farms

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:29:22 No.40684490 Report

Quoted By: >>40684560

>>40684308

"There will be wards that aid humans and non-humans in the capacity deemed necessary. "

Taken straight from the passed bill, covering calcium deficiency and starvation, of which both can be healed with supplements.

If you are truly worried about the health of the subjects of this world you wouldn't do it by overtly forcing land-grab/ legislation down the throat of minor parties and then creating bloated bureaucracy to inspect said legislation.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:32:59 No.40684560 Report

Quoted By: >>40684639

>>40684490

Oh so they have to be starving to be helped by you? Otherwise they have to go days without food before you deem it worthy enough to treat and help them. How sadistic is that? We care about our citizens and the citizens of others on a day to day life, not in only dire of circumstances.

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:33:41 No.40684574 Report

Quoted By: >>40684601

>>40684423
>>40684308

Honestly I think I would aye this, if it was a coalition facility and not just Bipartisan.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:33:42 No.40684578 Report

Quoted By: >>40684610 >>40684759

>>40684462
Then it is settled!

On a side note I have made an proposal of my own on the wiki, I know that it is a little late for that act to be voted upon but I want every member of this parliament to read through my proposal and voice any criticism and loopholes before the next voting session takes place so they may be remedied in a timely and efficient manner.

Sansos[Galactic Empire] !!jH/ysVV0w1Q Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:34:43 No.40684601 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684574

Same

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:35:01 No.40684610 Report

Quoted By: >>40684715

>>40684578
I could still put it forward. 1 1/2 hours left.

Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:35:45 No.40684619 Report

Quoted By:

This has been an astonishing night for the spooky party of tg. We can be in government after sunday!

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:37:04 No.40684639 Report

Quoted By: >>40684753

>>40684560
So lets give this land to all the peoples of this parliament, The Land will become Coalition territory, to be inhabited, worked and overseen by no particular party.

I mean, everyone gets milk, and you don't seem so "land grabby"

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:41:13 No.40684715 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684610
I would very grateful if you did.

Duke Elbrus the Mad[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!lheMliHH8Ud Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:41:42 No.40684728 Report

Quoted By:

I am here! Fret not!

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:42:54 No.40684753 Report

Quoted By: >>40684780

>>40684639

Because everyone still gets milk, and Spooky is beset on all sides, we have no other land at the moment to grow our farms to harvest our milk. We need more land to expand our population and keep them alive.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:43:06 No.40684759 Report

Quoted By: >>40684959 >>40685056

>>40684578
Hm.

>What is considered a 'recreational drug'? Will there be a list of approved drugs? Where's this list?
>What exactly are these safety standards going to bel?
>What are the consequences of selling to a minor?
>Who will be paying these subsidies? I mean, milk is a bit silly but people do require calcium. No-one requires recreational drugs, so definite waste of taxpayer dollars.

The Galactic Empire would also like to offer the Imperial MedCentre program as a host for the rehabilitation and medical facilities to help people afflicted with drug abuse. The KMR are more than welcome to staff our rehab facilities with their own experts.

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:44:10 No.40684780 Report

Quoted By: >>40684851

>>40684753
>Because we need more land

Land grab

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:47:19 No.40684851 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684780

Acquiring land not for malicious purposes to for purposes to better the world entirely. You look at it in the worst light possible, and have judged us harshly. I see no other reason to continue this discussion as you won't be turned from your negative mindset.

Horatio[SPOOKY] !!V18Eaw5hjda Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:48:01 No.40684871 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
yea

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Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:50:45 No.40684915 Report

The Last bill I'm gonna put up in this session:

---------
Proposal of Bill: 'Whores and Weed act' - Proposed by Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK

The full legalization of prostitution and the buying, selling and consumption of recreational Drugs.

Human and nonhuman prostitution under this bill for all intents and purposes becomes recognized as a legitimate business practice and thus is subject to government taxation and regulatory laws if applicable.

To allow the creation of programs designed to educate and prepare consenting human and nonhuman individuals for a career in prostitution, public oversight and funding provided by KotMR.

To provide subsidies, protect the rights of and recognize cultivators of recreational drugs as legitimate entrepreneurs subject to government taxation and regulatory laws on their businesses if applicable.

To allow the legal act for sellers and producers to retail recreational drugs for consenting consumers of the appropriate age, the products themselves must meet any or all applicable health safety standards.

Sells and producers of recreational drugs are required to attach warning labels on all their products, properly informing the consumer the ramifications of rampant drug abuse.

The establishment of agencies, clinics and rehabilitation centers for drug addicts and abused prostitutes, public oversight and funding provided by the coalition of KotMR.

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:52:17 No.40684954 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Hookers and Weed? Fuck yes, Yea!

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:52:28 No.40684956 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
I don't think the codex astartes abides the recreational use of drugs. Only stimpaks.

NAY

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Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!QyFVoqTeWnf Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:52:37 No.40684959 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684759
>All those half broken addicts on the edge of sanity
>looking for something to distract them from their addictions
>Willing to do anything to just feed their fix a tiny bit
>"Let's have KMR members run it"

Oh God.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:52:50 No.40684962 Report

Quoted By: >>40684980 >>40685025 >>40685061

>>40684915

Why do the Knights of the Mystical Realm deem this necessary to pass? I'm but a tree and see not the necessity of these things. What strife will this hope to fix?

FleshyMeatSack [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:53:39 No.40684972 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Yay

Fighting-man [Adventuring Party] !!bgiI31REjT3 Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:53:56 No.40684978 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
Aye, on all accounts!

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:54:06 No.40684980 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684962

MAGICAL! HOLY HELL I NEED A NAP.

Millibandus Rex MP [DFTE] !!NsUHUG4a/8W Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:54:39 No.40684997 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
I swear, the traffic gets worse every day.
I vote Aye; any initative that increases the cattle population is excellent news although, of course, we Dinosaurs do not drink Milk

ButtSarlacc [SPOOKY] !!5PAhTgA7o5s Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:54:52 No.40685002 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Yea.

Numbskull the Dry [SPOOKY] !!a84U6xlfNNi Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:55:31 No.40685022 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
Given that this makes prostitution subject to tax, meaning a rise in budget, and the fact that skeletons are not at risk for venereal diseases, I'm going to have to say Yea.

Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:55:34 No.40685025 Report

Quoted By: >>40685223

>>40684962
I think Volts a bit of a wild card. While I respect that, I don't really know my party's opinion on this as a whole

Horatio[SPOOKY] !!V18Eaw5hjda Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:55:38 No.40685027 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
yea

FuckHerRightInTheKarkoon [SPOOKY] !!qoYK+wRqtNE Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:56:00 No.40685031 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Yay!

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:56:29 No.40685048 Report

Quoted By:

`Got Milk?` Bill

Aye: 17

Abstain: 1

Nay: 5

The bill passes

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:56:49 No.40685056 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684759
Yes by all means The Imperial Medcentres program can be used to hose the rehabilitation and medical facilities this will save costs and relieve more tax burden on the common people. I am all for it.

>>What is considered a 'recreational drug'? Will there be a list of approved drugs? Where's this list?

Any drug that is not harmful to the imbiber within a period of year, this includes marijuana and certain psychotics in small enough dosages.

>What exactly are these safety standards going to bel?

Based on daily, weekly, monthly and annual threshold tolerances for each race and species such that the threshold level does not produce any serious chronic symptoms.

>>What are the consequences of selling to a minor?
Jail time, depending on the severity of the case anywhere from 2 years to a lifetime sentence.

>>Who will be paying these subsidies?
I have legalized prostitution and recreational drug consumption, the taxation of both will pay the subsidies. They are both multi-billion dollar industries.

RedshirtTrooper [SPOOKY] !!izWqcMXGAiV Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:57:04 No.40685060 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Enlisted men need entertainment. Yay.

Umbra [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!pe+LLOLDIek Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:57:08 No.40685061 Report

Quoted By: >>40685165

>>40684915
AYE

>>40684962
And now I'll explain why I'm voting for this bill: because I'm not stupid. Everything described in this bill is already happening, but it's happening in the worst way possible.

By legalizing and regulating prostitution, we can control the spread of Nurgle's Crotch Rot, for example. Legalizing recreational drug use also allows us to monitor the quality and purity of these substances to ensure that they won't cause your flesh to start falling off in gangrenous chunks.

Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:57:39 No.40685074 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
I hardly see why this is necessary, and I don't think my mother would approve. It may have been put forth by a fellow knight but I think I'll be abstaining

GrandMuffTarkin [SPOOKY] !!RjvuCSO6Bhh Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:58:11 No.40685082 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Yay, for the common worker's fun.

And weed. Everyone loves weed.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:58:50 No.40685094 Report

Quoted By: >>40685136 >>40685226

>>40684915
>Gets put to vote before anyone can have any questions about the bill answered.

>Bill is going to go through anyway, without any chance to work out loopholes or kinks or protect these rights with any laws.

>It literally doesn't matter if the Empire votes or not, it won't make a single lick of difference in whether this bill passes or fails.

Yay.

Troutlord [SPOOKY] !!2PMwa5UCx8P Thu 18 Jun 2015 22:59:41 No.40685107 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915

Well, as long as it's got access to a Cathay user-base so my trout have some use there, sure.

Yea!

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:00:54 No.40685136 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685094

>Empire bitching/no fun allowed
>Yet again

Colour me surprised. You made your grave, go lie in it.

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:01:32 No.40685151 Report

Quoted By: >>40685177 >>40685197

>>40684915
This is turning into a Kangaroo Court....

I for one will not be voting on this bill

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:02:26 No.40685160 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
Nay.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:02:35 No.40685165 Report

Quoted By: >>40685195

>>40685061

I am not stupid either. The undead have no use for drugs since they have no heart-beat, and I'm not too sure about sex. However I don't think I can speak for everyone on the planet, and if you think this will have a large enough impact on the betterment of the societies as a whole then I will vote for this

>>40684915

Aye

Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:03:14 No.40685177 Report

Quoted By: >>40685197

>>40685151
Das the point mang. One party is supposed to become rediculously powerful and abolish parliment, make themselves king or make the other parties illegal.

Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:04:14 No.40685195 Report

Quoted By: >>40685234

>>40685165
Vampires are all about sex man.

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:04:25 No.40685197 Report

Quoted By: >>40685258

>>40685177
>>40685151

Exactly! Bitching about the problem isn't going to help, but hey, do whatever you want.

Millibandus Rex MP [DFTE] !!NsUHUG4a/8W Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:04:52 No.40685212 Report

Quoted By: >>40685244

>>40684915
Nay

Although the basic premise of the bill is agreeable, it grants too much authority to the KotMR. Any administration resulting from the passing of such a bill should be taken on by an independent body, overseen by a unified body selected by this Parliament.
To simply give all authority for the creation of oversight programs, clinics, agencies and rehabilitation centers to the KotMR without any provision for external oversight or future review by this parliament is foolish and lacks forward thinking.

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:04:58 No.40685213 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
Juts in time to vote for the last bill!

Aye!

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:05:23 No.40685223 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685025
I am well aware of the current political environment and I am simply taking advantage of what I perceive is a advantageous position and I am willing to be as bold as possible as current situation would allow.

When the political climate shifts, I am adapt to suit.

I thank you for your respect nonetheless.

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:05:40 No.40685226 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685094
>Questions
Weed and hookers does not leave much room for interpretation

>protection by rights
If this bill violates laws already in effect, it is invalid. If someone finds me a rule that forbids this proposal, the outcome does not matter.

>It literally doesn't matter if the Empire votes or not
Thats democracy for you. My own proposal failed and nearly all my votes for previous laws were for the side who lost. Yet I don't complain about it.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:06:07 No.40685234 Report

Quoted By: >>40685251 >>40685279

>>40685195

I encourage you to read the Dresdon Files (on a Kindle or something, never on paper), there are different types of vampires, and again, as I said: I don't think I can speak for the whole planet.

Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:06:46 No.40685244 Report

Quoted By: >>40685299

>>40685212
You're just mad because your arms are to short for you to smoke a blunt or get an injection

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:07:11 No.40685251 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685234

Different types of vampires meaning: some feed on sex, others on blood, etc. And you do have a point, they do seem to go about it as rabbits. I voted Aye, anyway...

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:07:43 No.40685258 Report

Quoted By: >>40685301

>>40685197
>Bitching about it doesn't help
>Doing everything I can, which is literally nothing, so I voice my opinion to oppose it.

You're right, except I'm literally doing everything I can within the rules(not samefag), and can RP it to boot.

So literally "bitching" is the only thing to do.

Do you even RP politics, bro? Or do you just shit up everything you touch

Saucy Steak Shillingsworth [Knights of the Magical Realm] !YrJWaO0fvM Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:08:00 No.40685265 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
Yae

Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:09:06 No.40685279 Report

Quoted By: >>40685312

>>40685234
Yeah, there are a tonne of different vampires and a tonne of them are about sex. Or do all vampires have to conform to YOUR predefined definitions of what a vampire should be? That's a pretty racist opinion for a Tree.

Millibandus Rex MP [DFTE] !!NsUHUG4a/8W Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:10:09 No.40685299 Report

Quoted By: >>40685357

>>40685244
I have stated my objections to the bill, I see no reason to regress to meaningless slander
Besides, should I ever feel the desire to 'get an injection', I'm sure I could find an edible-looking junkie somewhere

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:10:14 No.40685301 Report

Quoted By: >>40685347

>>40685258

Didn't really argue the point, did you? Bitching doesn't help, so why do it?

I can RP politics, I just don't see the point when pointing out that someone is whinging for the point of it. Which you basically just said anyway.

Stay rectally rekt, cunt.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:10:41 No.40685312 Report

Quoted By: >>40685357

>>40685279

Seriously, all y'all look alike. Also I'm the Keeper of the Spooky Forest, do you think I get out much to meet with and figure out the difference between ALL of the different vampires? Could you if you had to be at Parliament and tend to the Spooky Forest?

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:12:50 No.40685341 Report

Quoted By: >>40685375

is there still the one seat open?

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:13:14 No.40685347 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685301
The point that there is nothing to argue on this bill because it is pure degenerate swill.

Arguing it would give credibility, which I will not.

but If you actually RP this, you would have picked up on that.... cunt

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Sir Oedipus the Mother Fucker [Knights of the Magical Realm] !!UmqIr1N3iH+ Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:14:06 No.40685357 Report

Quoted By: >>40685440

>>40685299
>I'm sure I could find an edible-looking junkie somewhere
>Mackin on some other guy's rocks
Not cool man.

>>40685312
>Seriously, all y'all look alike
Aw Hell naw niggah you did not just say that, I KNOW that you did not just say that. I'm gonna give you a smack upside the head, I swear on me momma, yah fuckin jive ass tree

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:14:43 No.40685375 Report

Quoted By: >>40685640

>>40685341
I don't think so. You can still join to a party and wait for the rollcall the sunday though.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:18:28 No.40685440 Report

Quoted By: >>40685479 >>40685721

>>40685357

This isn't even my final form.

Jimborealeza [Imperium of Man] !!Bim5mHxVxNW Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:19:59 No.40685469 Report

Quoted By: >>40685494 >>40686006

>>40684915
nay
>>40681914
yea

human kind must have teh boobies in the name of the EMPRAH. But not in session

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:20:39 No.40685479 Report

Quoted By: >>40685674 >>40685721

>>40685440

Jimborealeza [Imperium of Man] !!Bim5mHxVxNW Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:21:15 No.40685494 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685469
both a yeas! sorry
Im a sleepy marine

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MIKE_JONES [SPOOKY] !!MHLYQcfrmnO Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:28:52 No.40685640 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685375
Alright, I'll check back around then

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:30:19 No.40685674 Report

Quoted By: >>40685721

>>40685479

I like this one, though it still isn't my final form.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:32:23 No.40685721 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685440
>>40685479
>>40685674
You can say your bark is worse then your bite.

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:43:39 No.40685952 Report

Quoted By:

Did we really decide not to make a position to help our slowly burning out speakers? The only way to make such a position accountable really is to have two active at all times and to see if they match vote counts. But they have to be in different parties who have nothing to do with eachother.

Like ALF and Totally Not Dimir. both VERY trustworthy groups.

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:45:39 No.40685985 Report

Quoted By:

>>40684915
Voting Aye

Because you always vote aye for wenches and ale.

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:46:39 No.40686006 Report

Quoted By:

>>40685469
You're a bit behind on that second one

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:47:51 No.40686024 Report

Quoted By: >>40686077

>>40683807
Yay
>>40684915
Yay

DoktorDegenerate[Knights of the Magical Realm]] !!egnMDhfo3PO Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:50:22 No.40686075 Report

Quoted By:

>>40683807
Yay
>>40684915
Also Yay

KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:50:23 No.40686077 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686024

Forgot your trip, bro

Red Marine [Imperium of Man - rep. of the Inquisition] !!YVyar5/qA7Z Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:53:46 No.40686142 Report

Quoted By: >>40686238 >>40686306 >>40686361 >>40687185

Proposal of Bill: 'Whores and Weed act'

Aye: 17

Abstain: 1

Nay: 4

Voting is over. The bill passes

Going to sleep. Next Session is in 4 hours, though there are no proposals right now. Not sure if a speaker will be there either. IF you figure out who the last seat goes to (trips, name and party tag must have been valid) feel free to update the map.

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Thu 18 Jun 2015 23:58:50 No.40686238 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo

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KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:02:20 No.40686306 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686142

As planned.

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Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:05:14 No.40686361 Report

Quoted By: >>40686460

>>40686142
Looks like I'll have some more herbs to experiment with.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:07:01 No.40686391 Report

Quoted By: >>40686429 >>40686440 >>40686459 >>40686484 >>40686510 >>40686511

Y'all niggas acting like a bunch of children
Backhanded remarks, insults/shitflinging, sulking
I don't want any of you as my government

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:09:43 No.40686429 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686391
You can always found a party of your own.

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:10:21 No.40686440 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686391
Gee. It's like you've never listened to anyone in real government talk about anyone else in government.

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KriegerSan [SPOOKY] !!fN9IEBY8gAb Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:11:24 No.40686459 Report

Quoted By: >>40686577

>>40686391

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:11:26 No.40686460 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686361
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Calciums [SPOOKY] !!FiJp0m6K4Zt Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:12:43 No.40686484 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686391
Why don't you join the spooks, chernov, instead of derailing our threads?

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:14:21 No.40686510 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686391
Join the Knights of the Magical Realm, we have legalized prostitution and recreational drugs, what has the other parties done that can even compare?

Dedicated Healer [Adventuring Party] !!TylFkxn/gHj Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:14:24 No.40686511 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686391
If it were up to me, we'd be following Robert's Rules to organize Parliament. But the medium for our organization doesn't easily allow that. I'd at least hope that we could hold discussion before voting on a bill, but that would more than likely be the topic of a session prior to a vote rather than held concurrently. And by that point the people who went to the discussion session might not even be at the voting session, which defeats the purpose of holding a discussion before a vote.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:19:09 No.40686577 Report

Quoted By: >>40686648

>>40686459
Bitch you a problem too
I don't know what's between you and the galactic empire, but you don't need to insult them at every turn
That's childish

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:23:11 No.40686648 Report

Quoted By:

>>40686577
I'm imagining you as a very angry black man just walking into the chambers of parliament and yelling at everyone.
That amuses me.

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Lupa the Fleshwarper[SPOOKY] !!PB7Xg8mNtxT Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:34:56 No.40686860 Report

Quoted By: >>40686944 >>40687125

Hello boys, mind if I join in?

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:39:21 No.40686944 Report

Quoted By: >>40687008

>>40686860
Come on in! The tree knows some good jokes.

Lupa the Fleshwarper[SPOOKY] !!PB7Xg8mNtxT Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:42:08 No.40687008 Report

Quoted By: >>40687127

>>40686944
A talking tree you say? I haven't seen one of those in a long time. Though I do suppose I should keep up with modern events and all that.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:47:50 No.40687125 Report

Quoted By: >>40687185

>>40686860
I believe we're actually full at the moment, but you'll probably get a seat come Sunday.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:48:02 No.40687127 Report

Quoted By: >>40687185

>>40687008

Some scrambled eggs and fried bacon walk into a bar and tell the bartender, "We need two drinks please." The bartender looks up at them and goes, "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast here."

Lupa the Fleshwarper[SPOOKY] !!PB7Xg8mNtxT Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:50:33 No.40687185 Report

Quoted By: >>40687296

>>40687125
Well this >>40686142 seems to imply that there was one last seat, and I don't believe anyone has claimed it since then.

>>40687127
Hm. Amusing.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:55:46 No.40687296 Report

Quoted By: >>40687342

>>40687185

Why did the personal trainer go to the liquor store? To exercise some spirits.

Lupa the Fleshwarper[SPOOKY] !!PB7Xg8mNtxT Fri 19 Jun 2015 00:58:43 No.40687342 Report

Quoted By: >>40687424

>>40687296
Another good one. You are indeed quite humorous.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:04:12 No.40687424 Report

Quoted By: >>40688103

>>40687342

Well I was head of the branch of the joke department. Though I do bough to any master of the word play or those that wood make puns. But enough of this matter, I'll leaf it alone.

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Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:47:13 No.40688095 Report

Quoted By: >>40688118

MORE MILK FOR ALL THE SPOOKIES

AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE TOO I GUESS.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:47:40 No.40688103 Report

Quoted By:

>>40687424

Posting some skeletons to keep this place...alive?

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:49:07 No.40688118 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688095
Don't worry, Health and Welfare advisers will be along soon to ensure the safe production of milk.
I would hate for this program to die

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Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:50:48 No.40688146 Report

Quoted By: >>40688160

>>40684915
>Whores and Weed
WE /DANK/ NOW

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:51:49 No.40688160 Report

Quoted By: >>40688209 >>40688228

>>40688146

I just realized, I could probably help grow some super spooky weed

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:54:26 No.40688209 Report

Quoted By: >>40688309 >>40688331

>>40688160
I was afraid of this.

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Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 01:55:33 No.40688228 Report

Quoted By: >>40688374

>>40688160
>I could probably help grow some super spooky weed
Only the spookiest weed will suffice.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:00:30 No.40688309 Report

Quoted By: >>40688335

>>40688209

Don't worry, only the 2Spooky4U weed won't be sold to you. Only the weed that is just sufficiently spooky.

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A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:01:58 No.40688331 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688209
>I was afraid of this.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POOOOOOOINT!!!!!

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:02:12 No.40688335 Report

Quoted By: >>40688385

>>40688309
I'm going to have to consult the Provost Marshall's Office to draw on regulations on the prevention of Troopers on leave experimenting with the local "flora".

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:04:16 No.40688374 Report

Quoted By: >>40688412

>>40688228

I got it. There will be three levels of spooky weed: Just Spooky Enough, for the entry level of spooky weed smoker. 2Spooky4Me, for those that have grown a tolerance to the previous level or want something pretty spooky. Then 3Spooky5Me for the ultimate level of spooky. Nothing will be Scarecrow from Batman level of spooky, just more like Halloween Town from Nightmare Before Christmas spooky.

Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:05:00 No.40688385 Report

Quoted By: >>40688459

>>40688335
Visiting the brothels is still okay though right? There's many vampire hookers who would love the blo--- income.

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Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:06:36 No.40688412 Report

Quoted By: >>40688498 >>40688500 >>40688504

>>40688374
GIVE THIS SPOOKY TREE A PROMOTION

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:08:34 No.40688459 Report

Quoted By: >>40688638

>>40688385
With the exception of the ones listed in the "Off limits Establishments", Troopers are able to visit authorized comfort sites that are regularly patrolled by the PMO that insure a safe site for troopers to relieve their stresses.

Ofcourse... we have a little issue with rebellious ones from time to time.

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:10:40 No.40688498 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688412
JACKIE THE CHAT SUMMONS YOU FOR IMPORTANT BILL DISCUSSION

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:10:43 No.40688500 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688412

Promotion received. Still not my final form though.

Lupa the Fleshwarper[SPOOKY] !!PB7Xg8mNtxT Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:10:57 No.40688504 Report

Quoted By: >>40688565 >>40688568

>>40688412
Ah, hello sir, I take it you are the leader of the Spooky party?

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Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:14:24 No.40688565 Report

Quoted By: >>40688657

>>40688504
Yes. Yes I am.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:14:29 No.40688568 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688504
CORRECT

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:18:53 No.40688638 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688459
The ISB, however, will be watching.

Always.

Lupa the Fleshwarper[SPOOKY] !!PB7Xg8mNtxT Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:19:41 No.40688657 Report

Quoted By: >>40688754

>>40688565
Excellent, I hope you don't mind that I claimed the last seat for your party. I felt it was the best fit for someone such as myself.

Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:24:12 No.40688754 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688657
If it's open it's yours. If not I see no issue in putting you under the non-seated in our party. If a seat should be open then it will go to you.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:29:33 No.40688823 Report

Quoted By: >>40688841 >>40688849

Can you please change the name of these threads to better reflect that you are in no way representing /tg/? Not only did no one vote for you, more than half of you don't even post on /tg/ outside of this thread (and please don't feel obligated to post outside of this thread. Please)

Call this just "Parliament".

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A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:31:06 No.40688841 Report

Quoted By:

>>40688823
>Completely missing the point of board parliament

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:31:35 No.40688849 Report

Quoted By: >>40688871 >>40689089

>>40688823
Oh sod off.
No one in their right mind would take assume that this is serious.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:33:03 No.40688871 Report

Quoted By: >>40688903 >>40688910

>>40688849
Then why are you seriously opposing changing the name to better reflect that?

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:35:24 No.40688903 Report

Quoted By: >>40689089

>>40688871
Because being themed on /tg/ is a big point of it. We're roleplaying a parliament based on /tg/ related interests and regular /tg/ going ons. Multiple other boards have their own parliaments... we're nowhere near the first.

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:35:45 No.40688910 Report

Quoted By: >>40689089

>>40688871
Sorry, misread your post.
Too used to people just telling us to leave.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:45:57 No.40689048 Report

Quoted By: >>40689067

Speakers are asleep, post skeletons

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:47:26 No.40689067 Report

Quoted By: >>40689101

>>40689048
U wot m8?

DoktorDegenerate[Knights of the Magical Realm]] !!egnMDhfo3PO Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:49:04 No.40689089 Report

Quoted By: >>40689116

>>40688849
>>40688903
>>40688910
Just ignore him, guys. If no one responds, he'll eventually get bored and go back to arguing over D&D editions or making threads for the sole purpose of complaining about other threads. Unless it's Chernov yet again, in which case we're shit out of luck.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:49:50 No.40689101 Report

Quoted By: >>40689116

>>40689067

Oh, uh, nothing

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:50:31 No.40689116 Report

Quoted By: >>40689145 >>40689151 >>40689549

>>40689089
Better Chernov than the loli spam.

>>40689101
I'm awake. Post skeltals anyway.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:52:31 No.40689145 Report

Quoted By: >>40689204

>>40689116

excellent

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:52:46 No.40689151 Report

Quoted By: >>40689187 >>40689204

>>40689116
wait a minute are you trying to get on our good side empire?

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:54:37 No.40689187 Report

Quoted By:

>>40689151

Doesn't matter, just have fun.

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:55:29 No.40689204 Report

Quoted By: >>40689229 >>40689351

>>40689145
>Patriotism Intensifies.

>>40689151
Pfft, like that'd work. Nah, you guys are pretty allright when it's not voting time. For some reason, the really caustic members are only around on voting time.

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A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 02:57:52 No.40689229 Report

Quoted By: >>40689272

>>40689204
A'ight. Time for skellingtons!

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:01:51 No.40689272 Report

Quoted By: >>40689293

>>40689229
Daily reminder that the Galactic Empire has the most badass ships in the galaxy. Like, hot damn. It's a fuckin' knife pointed at the ribs of the galaxy.

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:03:05 No.40689293 Report

Quoted By: >>40689321

>>40689272
They'd be even better if you ran them with a skeleton crew

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:05:20 No.40689321 Report

Quoted By: >>40689338 >>40689368

>>40689293
Ah, but you can't choke a skeleton! How do you make an example when you can't even choke a skeleton?

Unless the officers were humans and the rest of the crew were skeletons. After all, everyone knows you only choke the officers.

How do you think I even got this job?

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:06:39 No.40689338 Report

Quoted By: >>40689398

>>40689321
>Ah, but you can't choke a skeleton!

You obviously haven't tried hard enough. You choking skills need work.

Cobb Bless [ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !XaPVMmp0kI Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:07:20 No.40689351 Report

Quoted By: >>40689365 >>40689398

>>40689204
DID SOMEONE SAY PATRIOTISM

Cobb Bless [ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:08:21 No.40689365 Report

Quoted By:

>>40689351
Forgot the second...number sign thing.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:08:31 No.40689368 Report

Quoted By: >>40689398

>>40689321

Also we need to add the bills that we passed into law on to the Wiki

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:10:12 No.40689398 Report

Quoted By: >>40689431 >>40689442

>>40689338
Well, true, you could squeeze hard enough to break bone. I mean, I'm not wizard like Lord Vader. I guess I could get a powered gauntlet or something.

Seems like a waste of human resources though.

>>40689351
YES. YES I DID.
I wonder if there's a Space America in the Empire?

>>40689368
I want to get of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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Cobb Bless [ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:12:50 No.40689431 Report

Quoted By: >>40689488

>>40689398
One step at a time!

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:13:23 No.40689442 Report

Quoted By: >>40689488

>>40689398

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:15:46 No.40689488 Report

Quoted By: >>40689527

>>40689431
Hmm. Corellia seems pretty damn close. Buncha red-blooded mavericks who love freedom and going fast.

>>40689442
The wiki is updated, now with 100% more calcium, weed and profitable, consenting bootay.

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Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:19:01 No.40689527 Report

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>>40689488

Nice

Anonymous Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:20:17 No.40689549 Report

Quoted By: >>40689560

>>40689116
Loli spam isn't that bad, it doesn't derail the thread and only last a few minutes before the autistic faggot is banned.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:21:34 No.40689560 Report

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>>40689549
Mate, the last two times, it lasted for over two hours. I actually hit my daily report limit.

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:24:45 No.40689602 Report

Quoted By: >>40689623 >>40689629 >>40689631 >>40689667 >>40689673 >>40689676 >>40689746 >>40689761 >>40689879 >>40689944 >>40690093 >>40690174 >>40690305 >>40690549

It has come to the attention of quite a few people that the current voting system is easily exploited. Bills can be made and pushed through before anyone has a chance to properly discuss them, and people in some timezones won’t get a chance to see them at all before they are passed.

Therefore, the Galactic Empire, Knights of the Magical Realm and the Anonymous Lurkers Front propose the TIMEZONE DISCREPANCY BILL in order to give everyone a chance to vote and not discriminate against timezones, and also to ensure fairness, openness, accountability and a more democratic process. This will prevent unscrupulous parties from pushing through a bill before the /tg/ parliament can respond.

1) A bill must be seconded by members of two other parties in order to be voted on.
2) A bill may not be voted on until 24 hours after it is proposed and seconded.
3) There will be TWO designated, predetermined voting periods for each bill, each one at least eight hours apart, in order to ensure that everyone has a chance to vote.
4) Each MP may vote on a bill once. They may not vote for the same bill in both periods.

non-descript white male [Galactic Empire] !!BoDKPmI4r97 Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:25:56 No.40689623 Report

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>>40689602
This is needed order to this chaos.

You have my Aye

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:26:16 No.40689629 Report

Quoted By: >>40689665

>>40689602
I'd support this, but for it to work well we kind of need that secondary position we (SPOOKY) didn't pass making

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:26:25 No.40689631 Report

Quoted By: >>40689654 >>40689665

>>40689602
I'm chill with having multiple parties support a bill, but 2 voting periods seems a bit much.

Inithis[GalacticEmpire] !!0He0GKBKxKp Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:28:00 No.40689654 Report

Quoted By: >>40689680 >>40689692

>>40689631
We have a lot of people who can't make voting sessions simply because they're asleep or at work. The split voting makes sure that everyone has at least a chance to vote, irregardless of their nation or occupation.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:28:44 No.40689665 Report

Quoted By: >>40689723

>>40689631
Quite a few people have voiced concerns that they have to be up at an ungodly hour (ridiculous stuff like 4am) to vote. The main purpose of this act is to give people who simply couldn't stay up or had work a chance to have their say. Not everyone's like me and is on 4chan 24/7.

>>40689629
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. Please explain?

Cobb Bless [ALL-AMERICAN PARTY] !!vR9qm8qAZby Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:28:46 No.40689667 Report

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>>40689602
Thirded

Inithis[GalacticEmpire] !!0He0GKBKxKp Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:29:01 No.40689673 Report

Quoted By: >>40689944

>>40689602
I vote yes for this bill, and encourage others to do the same. I myself have been up until 1:00 AM just to vote, and I know many Australian residents have been doing the same. For both of our sakes, sign the bill.

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:29:14 No.40689676 Report

Quoted By: >>40689735

>>40689602

As long as we have someone from the ALF or the speakers keeping track of who votes when, for part 4, I will Second or Third this. Whatever it needs, I'm for it.

Eronas the Blue [Knights of the Magical Realm] !Ups3L.ZFOQ Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:29:23 No.40689680 Report

Quoted By: >>40689735

>>40689654
This alone makes it worth voting for. But it would require that vote counting couldn't be handled by elected offices.

A Real American Skeleten [Spooky] !!iryOjyivSZl Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:30:11 No.40689692 Report

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>>40689654
I barely got into the first voting session today by voting on the last bill and completely missed the second one due to sleep and work.

Pretty much anyone on the west coast is fucked/mountain time is fucked either way.

Sky Pirate [Adventuring Party] !!iuueXqLFE6z Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:32:07 No.40689723 Report

Quoted By: >>40689755

>>40689665
We were trying to vote in an office of basically Offical Ballot Counter.

Last thread or so. It didn't go through Because of the skellingtons

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Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:33:29 No.40689735 Report

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>>40689676
>>40689680

I agree, there's going to have to be follow-up legislation for this to make sure that there is someone to count the votes. An amendment of Red-Marines' Canvasser bill (which was good, but had no way to protect against corruption) would definitely...

...Fit the bill.

/sunglasses

Lord Commissar WYSIWYG [Imperium of Mankind] !!/P0BbUG0qpm Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:33:52 No.40689746 Report

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>>40689602
This bill has the support of the Imperial Commissariat

Haunted Tree [SPOOKY] !!rEkSWzi2+mz Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:34:35 No.40689755 Report

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>>40689723

I would be alright if we brought it back with an Vote-ception clause. Basically if we think someone is causing a dispute, just to delay time the Parliament can over-rule the dispute by another vote, or something like that.

Voltaire[Knights of the Magical Realm] !!ovdI0id3NeK Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:34:57 No.40689761 Report

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>>40689602
Aye, this bill supports fairness, I have no objections.

Kai Leng Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:39:34 No.40689821 Report

Quoted By: >>40689838

Just checking in on tg parliament, I accidentally went inactive because of r9k parliament, want to say hi to my old friends if there are any present

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:40:36 No.40689838 Report

Quoted By: >>40689910

>>40689821
Oh, hey, you're the old Cerberus 2IC aren't you?

I'll tell GermanicUltra you stopped in and said g'day.

Jackie Skeleton, Head Spook of Spooky [SPOOKY] !!K605fHmvGZ8 Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:43:57 No.40689879 Report

Quoted By: >>40689914 >>40689934 >>40689946

>>40689602
>1) A bill must be seconded by members of two other parties in order to be voted on.
Bills are already slowly being made, do we really want to stagnate the parliament even more? Everything else is fine, but this seems the only iffy spot.

In the other parliament it took one seconding from any party to get a bill put on the docket, unless you were opposing the government, then it took two from any party ( even your own ) to get a bill across. Asking for 2 seconded votes from two different parties might cause a slowing of the process of getting bills even added to the docket. Asking at least one person of another party to second a bill seems better.

kai leng Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:46:01 No.40689910 Report

Quoted By: >>40689934

>>40689838
youre trayvon then?

Inithis[GalacticEmpire] !!0He0GKBKxKp Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:46:18 No.40689914 Report

Quoted By: >>40689934

>>40689879
We might want to lower it to just one other party. Anyone have an opinion on this?

Let's at least pass the rest of it so I can sleep again.

Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:47:41 No.40689934 Report

Quoted By: >>40689962 >>40689963 >>40689969 >>40690016 >>40690048

>>40689879
Fair point. This is mostly an attempt to encourage co-operation between parties and encourage a dynamic of multiple, smaller parties and avoid two or four-party systems. /tg/ is diverse.

However, if people feel strongly enough about it, I would be willing to reduce it to one, two if you were opposing the gubmint.

>>40689910
Nah, I'm a /tg/ native. Germanic hooked up with my party, though. Told me the tale of the /pol/ Ragnarok.

>>40689914
I can't even remember when next vote session is. It's either in an hour and 15 minutes, or ages away.

Average Joe [Totally not Dimir] !!Y00q6FG0JGW Fri 19 Jun 2015 03:48:02 No.40689944 Report

Quoted By: >>40689979 >>40690077 >>40690093 >>40690174

>>40689602
We need to change the voting times or the passing of the bills will be slow as hell.

Therefore I propose a new schedule (EST) for the sessions:

Tue, Thu, Sat 00:00 - 04:00
Tue, Thu, Sat 16:00 - 20:00
Rolecall (Sun) 00:00 - 23:59

That way the two voting seasons necessary for the approval of a bill can be the same day.

After all, during the current system Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are always slow because voting ends early in the morning and Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays are too active because you a voting session during the afternoon and then another during the late night.

>>40689673
Man, I've been up until 3:30 AM during voting sessions.

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