>>42811895>It's not cheating when I do it!Then why do you roll a dice?
If you honestly, truly believed the outcome should be whatever you say it should be, why roll at all? Why not just say what result you want?
>because "infants" would leave the gameAnd this is problematic for you?
>Yes, because I want to play with themYou want to play with infants?
>Well I don't want them to be infants-So instead of simply telling them straight up that you have no element of chance, or for that matter, playing a diceless system, you instead blatantly lie to your players?
>Yes, but it's okay when I do it-If your players thought so, then you wouldn't need to lie, now would you?
Let me fast forward this bit of strawmanning here and get to the point: You care about your fun, not the whole table's, and that's why you're a shit GM.