>>42811895>It's not cheating when I do it!
Then why do you roll a dice?
If you honestly, truly believed the outcome should be whatever you say it should be, why roll at all? Why not just say what result you want?>because "infants" would leave the game
And this is problematic for you?>Yes, because I want to play with them
You want to play with infants?>Well I don't want them to be infants-
So instead of simply telling them straight up that you have no element of chance, or for that matter, playing a diceless system, you instead blatantly lie to your players?>Yes, but it's okay when I do it-
If your players thought so, then you wouldn't need to lie, now would you?
Let me fast forward this bit of strawmanning here and get to the point: You care about your fun, not the whole table's, and that's why you're a shit GM.