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Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 65

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You are Urist Twelfthbay, the moe personification of Dwarf Fortress. Normally, you'd be a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry, which translates to "short, beardless teenage girl" under Gamindustri's bullshit universal rules. Right now, though, you're temporarily possessing the body of the goddess of all things Sega, Neptune aka CPU Purple Heart.

Seriously, it's not nearly as glamorous as it sounds. For one thing, you're reasonably certain that Neptune's in /your/ body, and the hyperactive quip-spouting little psychopath MUST be wreaking all sorts of havoc. Which is bullshit, because SHE'S safe and sound in your fortress, probably wrapped up in wacky antics that’ll be sure to embarrass the hell out of you; meanwhile YOU'VE been stuck in the hyperdimensional void, fighting mind-bending faceless horrors from beyond time and space. There really is no justice in Gamindustri.

Secondly, you're stuck wrassling with her goddessly abilities. As far as you can tell, most of 'em are combat-related, overcharged with divine energy, and tend to interact with your own Dwarf Fortress skills in strange and unpredictable ways.

For instance, you've just given birth to a brand-spanking new mini-goddess of all things Sega.

What the hell.