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You are Urist Twelfthbay, and you are the moe personification of Dwarf Fortress. While that makes you a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry, the fact that you're a Gamindustri native makes you a short, adorable girl with a high-pitched voice (which you've been trying to fix) and no beard (which you tragically can't).

>"Go get 'em, Nep Jr.! Give them the good old fashioned Planeptune greeting!"

Embarrassment doesn't come easily to dwarves, but with Gamindustri's predilection for dumb anime antics, it really seems to be a damned staple of your existence here. It was inevitable that your friends would spot the lewd engravings (long story) decorating your dimensional doorway (even longer story), but the less said about that, the better.

>"Oneechan! I just! I just killed all those people!"

>"Non non non, guns killed all those people! I mean, guns and bazookas and high-impact grenade-related violence and also that poor guy who walked right in front of your- oh oh oh get in the tank get in the tank!"

Thankfully, that's all behind you! You won't have to deal with Mojang's scandalized and worrisome interest in how Estelle and Rokko stuck their damn dirty paws up your breastplate and gave you the good ol' Gamindustri handshake. At least not until later, and that's good enough for you.

>"Wah! Waaah! There's so much blood! Why's there so much blood!?"

As always, you've got other things to worry about.

(Cont.)