>>50920373>has a motto
That was hyperbole.
What do you mean "how many buttons do I own"? Like, do you want me to count the buttons on my shirt and jeans or something?
My rent is about $2600/month, but I have a roommate so I only pay half that.
I...don't know what you mean by "bag". I have luggage for when I visit my family in Ireland.
No, 9/11 was not a conspiracy.
No, I don't chain my wallet to my pants. I just put it in my front left pocket where it won't fall out and would be nearly impossible to to pick. I wear boxers, and it emphatically does not have my name or initials on the band. That would be weird. Speaking of, yes, I do know what it means to "hot glue" something; I have been on /gif/ and come across it. No, I don't do it.
I have a single jar in my closet that I put spare change in, nothing else. I don't drink or smoke.