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/pfg/ Pathfinder General

Anonymous Thu 04 May 09:47:43 2017 No.53056853 View View Reply Original Report

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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Scars Edition: Does your character have a lot of scars? Any cool stories to go with those scars?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 09:52:17 No.53056875 Report

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>>53056860
Do you mean this shit?
>>53050938

Fuck that thread, it should have died by now.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 09:55:10 No.53056892 Report

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>>53056853

more warframes with faces, cause you all are worth it. And starfinder needs a good aesthetic.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 09:55:51 No.53056896 Report

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>>53056853
>>53056658
>>53056700
Reminder since it came up last thread: If you want some typefuck, PM THEM. If you make it part of your session's events, it isn't on the other players to just sit around while you force the game to stop.

Lewdgames are seriously the cancer killing this general. Don't make me repost this again.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 09:57:07 No.53056907 Report

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>>53056892

And to star us off in a good mood, i give you Space Samuel L. Jackson.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 09:59:00 No.53056919 Report

Quoted By: >>53056927 >>53056936

Has anyone ERP's with DHB? How was it?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 09:59:46 No.53056927 Report

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>>53056919
He spent the entire session going over spreadsheets and meticulously catalogued notes.

I came lots.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 10:01:18 No.53056936 Report

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>>53056919
He forced me to help him do loot value calculations and optimize high level builds. I came buckets.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 10:02:57 No.53056951 Report

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>>53056875
why does the op picture matter at all?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 10:19:51 No.53057053 Report

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>>53056896
End yourself you dumbass thread police

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 10:55:35 No.53057311 Report

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>>53056853
The bastard is /covered/ with the things. Brutal Slayer Armor of Scars lmao

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 10:57:42 No.53057326 Report

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So who uses Auto Bonus Progression? I feel like that's a really neat way of making sure players are properly all powered up without having to buy boring generic items like ring of protection/cloak of resistance/etc.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:01:04 No.53057351 Report

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>>53057326
I like it in concept, hate it in execution. Use Worlds of Power's Paragon progression instead

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:12:37 No.53057426 Report

Quoted By: >>53057473

Words of Power seems like such a cool concept but it feels like it should be exclusive to a prestige class for level 16 and up or something, where Sorcerer and Wizard merge or something

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:13:10 No.53057432 Report

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>>53057351
>Use Worlds of Power's Paragon progression instead
Where's that?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:16:54 No.53057473 Report

Quoted By: >>53057538 >>53057648 >>53057661

>>53057426
>like such a cool concept (which it is)
>exclusive to a prestige class (which suck)
>for level 16 and up (which few players ever play at)
>with Sorcerer and Wizard merging (that's called the Arcanist)

Kys

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:18:51 No.53057495 Report

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>>53057432
It's somewhere in here

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:25:11 No.53057538 Report

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>>53057473
>>exclusive to a prestige class (which suck)
Not all of them do; there's a few good ones and others that work for specific builds.

Most do blow though.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:27:02 No.53057548 Report

Quoted By: >>53057657

Alright so my friends roped me into trying out pf with them and i wanted to try something simple
I'm going with a gnome paladin (core only so no weird stuff) but i'm having trouble coming up with a proper order for them to join
I was thinking something along the lines of a congregation dedicated to guarding/honoring the fey they descend from, from the sites of fey domain to their artifacts of heritage, but i know next to nothing about PF lore so i'm asking you if this is a dumb idea or not
Also what would the best god for such a paladin be?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:36:59 No.53057648 Report

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>>53057473
Except the concept is lame as shit if it's not ridiculously powerful. Oh look I said "fire" and a spark appeared, no I want to say "fire" and a Heightened Wall of Fire appears.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:37:34 No.53057657 Report

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>>53057548
>but i'm having trouble coming up with a proper order for them to join
What does this mean
Are you the DM or something?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:38:06 No.53057661 Report

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>>53057473
>exclusive to a prestige class (which suck)
Maybe we should make them not suck then

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:38:38 No.53057670 Report

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>>53056951
It matters because we should at least TRY to make the OP image pathfinder/psuedo-medieval fantasy RPG related and not just Random Anime Girl Image #3401028.

That and the thread topic is some fucking circlejerk blog shit about whatever flavour of the day game happens to be going on. Not everybody cares about that shit, and it discourages new posters and other forms of discussion.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:40:26 No.53057685 Report

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>>53057670
Not OP of that thread and it's shit but what does the OP of this thread have to do with pathfinder

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:41:30 No.53057696 Report

Quoted By: >>53057732

>>53057657
No i mean
The backstory of the character

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:41:35 No.53057697 Report

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>>53057685
>metagaming faggot.png

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:44:52 No.53057732 Report

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>>53057696
Well I mean
Normal Paladins in PF are always Lawful Good, but your thing sounds like some sort of natural guardian, which would be Neutral Good or something? Unless I'm misinterpreting?
Paladins don't need gods per-se, those are clerics. Paladins are paragons of all that is good and lawful (in other words, of virtue in general) but they're not actually bound to serve the whims of a god for the most part.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:48:22 No.53057774 Report

Quoted By: >>53058290

>>53057685
I said Pathfinder OR pseudo-medieval fantasy, which the op image could be construed for. Either that or a Starfinder character, which is also on topic.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:50:30 No.53057797 Report

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What feats are good for thrown melee weapons? Like, say, on a psy-armory.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:57:45 No.53057872 Report

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Just a general question, I read here or on 1d4chan something about a campaign where the GM and his group tried to make their characters become immortal/gods, and then have a second campaign set 1000 years later where the new group tries to kill them somehow.
Can anyone maybe give me some pointers where I could find that story again (if it exists and I'm not simply just senile)?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:58:53 No.53057886 Report

Quoted By: >>53057927

>>53057732
I know about the alignment requirement, but aren't paladins basically very important members of a given church? And i read that they do have connections with their god, otherwise how would they do even half the things they can?
Also is the 1-step alignment difference applicable only to clerics or do paladins share this benefit? So a NG god would work for a LG paladin

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 11:59:05 No.53057889 Report

Quoted By: >>53057936 >>53058047

>>53057670
I mean, i'm a relatively new poster here and while I don't find the pfg games that interesting it certainly belongs here. You have to realize generals aren't just topic threads and are more semi-communities inside the larger one. Games based off /pfg/ belong in /pfg/ and there's no doubt about that, even if they are terrible power-wank gestalt fests littered with every 3p producer imaginable.

And really a thread's OP can be just about anything, all it needs to even resemble is some sort of character assuming it doesn't violate global rules. As far as I can tell people just get mad over the typical "anime ugh!!" ideas

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:02:46 No.53057927 Report

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>>53057886
>I know about the alignment requirement, but aren't paladins basically very important members of a given church?
Ehhhh no, not really. They often ARE, because being a LG paragon of power and virtue in an LG church is great, but they don't have to be aligned with a god at all.

>otherwise how would they even do half the things they can
The power of virtue.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:04:39 No.53057936 Report

Quoted By: >>53058037 >>53058227

>>53057889
>>53057670
>>53056951

We're also neglecting the fact that the thread was made early, and given the thread topic along the trend of the OP pic, was an asshole trying to get a rise out of people.

So the best way avoid a shitstorm is to ignore the guy and start our own thread with something more interesting and more "General".

Also the guy always gets their headline image from the treading Pixiv images and that annoys me oddly.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:07:30 No.53057963 Report

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>>53056907
>>53056892
>>53056853

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:16:01 No.53058037 Report

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>>53057936
That's much more understandable. I figured it was just another stupid rant about "ugh muh anime girls are NOT for roleplay.."

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:16:38 No.53058047 Report

Quoted By: >>53058227

>>53057889
>As far as I can tell people just get mad over the typical "anime ugh!!" ideas

Anime OPs are proven to make worse threads than normal OPs.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:30:28 No.53058171 Report

Quoted By: >>53059925

I just realized what the Syrinx for Starfinder should be; they should be like the Seekers from Advent Rising, an outwardly authoritarian yet kindly race who uplifts primitive species in exchange for a thousand years of servitude, who are in truth fanatical purifiers trying to exterminate a species or three that threatens their legitimacy.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:37:05 No.53058227 Report

Quoted By: >>53058325 >>53058378

>>53058047
It's actually the other way around

>>53057936
My biggest problem is that there's some faggot in the other thread bumping it off page 11, it's on page 3 again.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:44:36 No.53058290 Report

Quoted By: >>53058316

>>53057774
Then shouldn't it be changed from pathfinder general to Paizo general if we're allowing starfinder garbage?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:48:13 No.53058316 Report

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>>53058290
Starfinder is in the same universe, so yeah.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:49:17 No.53058325 Report

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>>53058227
Hey, I saged that thread good and proper!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:54:43 No.53058378 Report

Quoted By: >>53058432

>>53058227
>It's actually the other way around
Prove it. Anime OPs are bad for /pfg/.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:55:31 No.53058384 Report

Quoted By: >>53058432

So what games has /pfg/ been playing? Got any stories?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 12:58:59 No.53058432 Report

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>>53058378
Proof: a non-anime OP does nothing to stop witchhunting and lewdposting both, and tends to be made at page 1 or 4 by aforementioned witchhunters. This one wasn't though, so that's good.

>>53058384
Not really a story, but I've been playing a spheres caster recently
Power Word Truth + Power Word Pain is the best torture device ever short of maybe a judgement geas.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:01:16 No.53058451 Report

Quoted By: >>53058625

Anyone got a discord invite?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:05:48 No.53058488 Report

Quoted By: >>53059925

Anyone looking forward to Starfinder?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:07:25 No.53058510 Report

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>>53056853
My Sorcerer has burn scars along the right side of his body from when he was incinerated by a Phoenix

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:07:38 No.53058514 Report

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has anyone actually used tarot cards for pathfinder? I stopped after people wouldn't stop flipping shit about Death XIII.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:09:26 No.53058543 Report

Quoted By: >>53058564 >>53058592

people at my table always get mad that I drool all over my dingus and wiggle my butthole when i play

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:11:20 No.53058564 Report

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>>53058543
Please stick to text-games only here then please, anon.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:13:32 No.53058592 Report

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>>53058543
wot

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:17:20 No.53058625 Report

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>>53058451
No.

https://discord.gg/fqNChpX

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:19:04 No.53058640 Report

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>>53058625
Thanks lad x

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:19:43 No.53058646 Report

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>>53058640
You got it bruh.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:34:03 No.53058791 Report

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/pfg/ totally loves gestalt, right?

http://www.penandpapergames.com/forums/showthread.php/31027-strange-idea-looking-for-DM

Would you run a one on one game for this person?

>I would like to do a solo campaign of the World's Largest Dungeon with a multi-gestalt character concept with PrCs thrown in along the way. I can play over skype and / or with something like roll20. It is silly conceptually, yes, but I would enjoy it and I am sure a DM out there would too. I just like the concept of the World's Largest Dungeon as a Mega Dungeon so I think it will work nicely.

>The character has 14 base classes and 11 prestige classes. The idea isn't optimization or crazy brokenness. I just chose a bunch of things I like and things I've never used in order to be prepared for any situation. I have a good mental build of the character and would be able to stay in character without metaknowledge of monsters, what have you. Initially it would be a Artificier//Beguiler//Cleric//Dragon Shaman//Fighter//Healer//Monk//Paladin//Ranger//Rogue//Scout//Sorcerer//Swordsage//Wizard. The PrCs are (at lvl 6) Incantatrix, Dragon Disciple, Skullclan Hunter, Ultimate Magus, (at level 7) Abjurant Champion, Jade Phoenix Mage, (at level 9) Knight of the Chalice, (at level 10) Argent Savant, Loremaster, (at level 13) Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil, (at level 14) Heirophant

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:35:19 No.53058802 Report

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>>53058791
What the fuck, that's overboard as fuck

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:37:29 No.53058829 Report

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>>53058791
Just to clarify, this is a 14-stalt character.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:42:45 No.53058900 Report

Quoted By: >>53058917

>>53058791
>/pfg/ totally loves gestalt, right?
Gestalt is a meme.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:43:33 No.53058917 Report

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>>53058900
Aren't games in general a meme?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:43:41 No.53058919 Report

Quoted By: >>53059037

Blingmaker greentext when?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:52:26 No.53059037 Report

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>>53058919
Blingmaker was a bamboozle.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:54:28 No.53059072 Report

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>>53059037

I want to believe.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:56:20 No.53059101 Report

Quoted By: >>53059135

>>53059072
Me too.

But I been hurt before. Hold me?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 13:58:35 No.53059135 Report

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>>53059101
There are no arms here.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:03:38 No.53059201 Report

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>>53059135
P-pic related?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:14:43 No.53059332 Report

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>>53058791
Does this even make sense

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:16:51 No.53059371 Report

Quoted By: >>53059522 >>53059689 >>53059961

So when a Monk of the Healing Hand uses True Sacrifice, are they removed from everyone's memory as well?
Or is it just their name?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:29:08 No.53059522 Report

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>>53059371
It looks like he's remembered, but his name is forgotten.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:43:59 No.53059689 Report

Quoted By: >>53059716 >>53059804 >>53059823 >>53061419

>>53059371
True Sacrifice (Su): At 20th level, in a final self less act, a monk of the healing hand can draw in his entire ki, which then explodes outward in a 50-foot-radius emanation. All dead allies within the emanation are brought back to life, as if they were the subject of a true resurrection spell with a caster level equal to the monk’s level. When the monk does this, he is truly and utterly destroyed. A monk destroyed in this way can never come back to life, not even by way of a wish or miracle spell or by the power of a deity. Furthermore, the monk’s name can never be spoken or written down again. All written mentions of his name become nothing more than a blank space. This ability replaces perfect self.

Remembered but unknown, raw.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:44:19 No.53059694 Report

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>>53056951
The picture isn't what is wrong with the OP (although it is annoying and unrelated to the topic it gives). No, the wrong part of it is the blatantly-baiting "topic" that exists only to shitpost. It's the same as the topics that are "why haven't you banned Avowed at your table yet?" or even worse, "what's the best way to justify <insert bullshit that nobody actually uses but the shitposter wants to push for no reason>?"

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:46:18 No.53059716 Report

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>>53059689
That's pretty brutal. But you'd really only use it in the event of an almost TPK...

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:48:30 No.53059747 Report

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>>53058791
I'd refuse on general principles. If I'm the GM, I get to choose what I run, not the players.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:52:32 No.53059804 Report

Quoted By: >>53059845 >>53059855 >>53059870

>>53059689
>all written mentions of his name
Funny thing here is how it never tells you what exactly comprises a name
"Emperor Wangxi, Zhao Lin Wenjun" might be a name, but what about just "Zhao Wenjun"? William Smith, son of Robert Smith from York might be a name but what about just William Smith the monk or Mr. Smith the monk? What about just "the monk that followed us around"? It doesn't mention portraits or anything either.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:53:56 No.53059823 Report

Quoted By: >>53059961

>>53059689
Does he reach Nirvana or something

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:54:51 No.53059835 Report

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Is there any reason to ever get Crusader's Flurry with a UMonk gestalt, given that Ascetic Form appears to grant you the same (better, even) benefits?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:55:37 No.53059845 Report

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>>53059804
It never does mention exactly what counts as a name, which is why there's the joke of the monk named Fireball Teleport Emergency Force Sphere Wish Simulacrum Blood Money McTavish.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:56:25 No.53059855 Report

Quoted By: >>53059870 >>53059961

>>53059804
I like to think it as complete annihilation from existence, including memories, portraits, mentions, and possibly implications of sufficiently close ("the monk threw a guy through the door again" or "the six of us were barely alive" Vs "there were sixty goblins - ten for each of us, hardly a fair fight for them"

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 14:57:39 No.53059870 Report

Quoted By: >>53059921 >>53059947 >>53059961

>>53059855
>>53059804
It always struck me as odd how it's neither a Cleric nor a Wizard who accomplishes the ultimate magic but a fucking monk
The monk literally retcons the entire plot.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:03:22 No.53059921 Report

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>>53059870
Even better if they stack Sensei. They can literally retcon their entire party from existence, with no save.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:03:40 No.53059925 Report

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>>53058171
Sounds about right, honestly. I really like the Syrinx in general. Intelligent cultured scholars that reached that height because of their massive amount of slave races and creatures they modify to their own ends, but they seem to do it in a kindly manner. Its odd but very nicely seen to. In general though don't they seem to not care about other races as long as they don't threaten them directly.

>>53058488
Yeah it seems so. There are a couple worldhopping pathfinder games running now, and one that is going to convert when starfinder opens up.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:05:58 No.53059947 Report

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>>53059870
*enlightens you*
True wisdom is knowing that power comes not from the god or the world but from within yourself.
All men are creators of their own world, their own god and their own master. To become at peace with yourself is to become one with your world and thusly become God.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:06:54 No.53059960 Report

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>>53059201
That pic is going to be 120% canon when Starfinder comes out.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:06:55 No.53059961 Report

Quoted By: >>53061136

>>53059870
>>53059855
>>53059823
>>53059371
I actually had a monk of the healing hand use this ability in-game. It was a long campaign, 1-20 and he was the last of the original party. Everyone else had changed characters at least once or twice.

It was a quest to reach mythic levels, and it was very, very dramatic. I could tell the story if you want, but the way we played it, he was completely destroyed, and the only thing left was a feeling that no one could quite place, of a companion they knew but could not see.All written mentions, even as a passing mention were erased.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:08:53 No.53059984 Report

Quoted By: >>53060001 >>53060024 >>53060054 >>53060120 >>53060137 >>53060173 >>53060239 >>53060427 >>53060502

Don't hide it from me /pfg/

Tell me which /pfg/ game character's art you'd like to replace? What would you replace it with?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:09:27 No.53059992 Report

Quoted By: >>53060060

>>53059947
Indian mythology is batfuck insane
>chariots that weight as much as the rest of the universe combined
>people firing arrows hard enough to actually knock that back
>stars being rearranged at will
>armies of "million million million" men

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:10:16 No.53060001 Report

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>>53059984
I barely follow /pfg/ games once I don't get in so I dunno
I guess it'd be cool if we had a drawfag who did each game's art in a consistent style.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:11:58 No.53060022 Report

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Reminder that overlewd apps close tomorrow, so if you still haven't finished your app you should probably do so.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:12:12 No.53060024 Report

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>>53059984

It's a bloody shame there isn't a female knight in Blingmaker, because pic related is a Brevic dame, complete with heraldry.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:13:56 No.53060054 Report

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>>53059984
Corwin Brin has a disappointingly generic portrait for what sounds like a proper drunkard, perhaps pic related?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:14:29 No.53060060 Report

Quoted By: >>53060065 >>53060090

>>53059992
It all has a shred of truth to it though. Considering it was all based on aliens.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:14:55 No.53060065 Report

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>>53060060
>>>/x/

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:16:49 No.53060090 Report

Quoted By: >>53060108 >>53060110 >>53060124

>>53060060
>Considering it was all based on aliens.

Oh my god, I could spend an hour ranting about that ridiculous show on the supposed "History" Channel.

The fall from grace that channel had was incredible, what made it go from History to Redneck Reality TV?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:18:02 No.53060108 Report

Quoted By: >>53060200

>>53060090
People butthurt about it being the Hitler channel presumably

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:18:15 No.53060110 Report

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>>53060090
If you really look into it, ignoring the history channel, it all comes back to aliens anyways.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:18:41 No.53060117 Report

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>>53060110
See >>53060065

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:19:01 No.53060120 Report

Quoted By: >>53060137

>>53059984
>>53060054
Regardless of the art Disk chose, Corwin will always be Vane in my mind's eye.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:19:21 No.53060124 Report

Quoted By: >>53060180 >>53060200

>>53060090
Anon, it was never not trash. At best it was the WWII history channel and nothing else.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:20:43 No.53060137 Report

Quoted By: >>53060180

>>53059984
>>53060024
>>53060054
>>53060120
Fuck off

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:23:42 No.53060173 Report

Quoted By: >>53060191

>>53059984
inb4 "X character should have been a Y!" with Y typically being "cute girl".

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:24:17 No.53060180 Report

Quoted By: >>53060214

>>53060124
It used to be okay for senior or junior high schoolers dabbling desu
I still remember that one documentary about Manzikert, I think? Either that or Lepanto, I can't remember what it was really about, but either way it was the one that got me into history.

>>53060137
No, anon, you need to fuck off.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:24:21 No.53060184 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060024
That can just be Valeriya on the nights she and Casimir decide to roleplay.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:24:50 No.53060191 Report

Quoted By: >>53060549

>>53060173
This applies to every character that isn't a cute girl.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:25:15 No.53060200 Report

Quoted By: >>53060236 >>53060237 >>53060274 >>53060328 >>53060383 >>53060407

>>53060108
>>53060124

Oh hush, the Hitler Channel it might have been, but we still got shows like Modern Marvels and the occasional 2-hour special on some apocalyptic disease or magnificent period of some half-remembered empire's history. Hitler and World War 2 was simply the background buzz punctuated by the exclamation points we all knew and loved.

But now what do we get? How is Pawn Stars history, or American Pickers? How is Ancient Aliens history? These are all low-budget, low-quality shows only tangentially related to History by mere virtue of them giving some hackneyed excuse they're "discussing the products," like a two sentence explanation of some shitty bike in a redneck's backyard is somehow more profound than a 50 minute special on engineering marvels.

Come to think of it, Discovery Channel's the exact same way with that - holy shit, I can't even type it without a straight face - Naked and Afraid, Living in Alaska, The Last Alaskans, Alaska: The Last Frontier, Alaska Police and Mountain Men: Alaska. What the fuck caused this? Was the Mermaid special really the tipping point that made Discovery go from hit to shit?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:26:15 No.53060214 Report

Quoted By: >>53060237 >>53060253

>>53060180
>No, anon, you need to fuck off.
No you need to fuck off with this fucking circle jerk bullshit.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:27:40 No.53060236 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060200
TV in general is trash now anon. It is only going to get worse from here with the occasional good hit as it's death throws. Same thing happened with radio

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:27:45 No.53060237 Report

Quoted By: >>53060244 >>53060374

>>53060200
I didn't mind it being the Hitler Channel, although every fucking other show being about Normandy pissed me off a little
Modern Marvels felt like it belonged on like
The Science Channel or the Economics / Sociology Channel or something, desu. I don't see how the Three Gorges Dam has anything to do with history beyond making it, I guess.

>Discovery
I haven't watched that in forever, what's even going onthere?

>>53060214
What are you even talking about
They're just dumping art

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:28:00 No.53060239 Report

Quoted By: >>53060287 >>53060296 >>53060627

>>53059984
Valeriya. The player's choice always looked kind of awkward and after seeing the whole picture the other day I can see why (can't unsee that contorted, flat ass). Something like pic related is much more pleasing to me.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:28:25 No.53060244 Report

Quoted By: >>53060249 >>53060265

>>53060237
While sucking off E-Celebs.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:28:49 No.53060249 Report

Quoted By: >>53060287

>>53060244
They're still dumping character art, which is more than you're doing
Fuck off

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:28:56 No.53060253 Report

Quoted By: >>53060287

>>53060214

But... Anon, I just like sharing character art, and being proffered with the chance to peruse my folders and at least gently squeeze my brain for thinking what would fit the best is fun.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:29:36 No.53060265 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060244
I'm sure the celebs love having randos telling them what art they should have used.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:29:47 No.53060274 Report

Quoted By: >>53060769

>>53060200
>the mermaid special
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT HOW FUCKING MAD I WAS ABOUT THAT
YOU'RE THE GODDAMN DISCOVERY CHANNEL
DO FUCKING REAL SCIENCE SHIT
THERE'S A LITERAL UNIVERSE OF COOL SHIT YOU COULD HAVE DONE
BUT YOU MADE A FAKE-ASS DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FAKE-ASS MERMAIDS AND PRETENDED IT WAS REAL
THOSE PEOPLE WHO CALLED ASKING IF IT WAS REAL WEREN'T DUMB, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHOWING OFF SCIENCE FACT NOT SCIENCE FICTION YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:30:23 No.53060287 Report

Quoted By: >>53060344 >>53060383

>>53060253
So make up original concepts instead of jerking off some fucking E-Celeb or take it to the fucking discord already.
>>53060249
>>53060239
Both of you fuck off too.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:31:10 No.53060296 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060239
Not nearly stacked enough, anon.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:33:15 No.53060328 Report

Quoted By: >>53060353 >>53060407

>>53060200
>How is Pawn Stars history

That show ruffles my feathers.

But not as much as Ancient Aliens holy shit their Moon Special enraged me as they discussed how the Moon is *probably* a hollow alien installation put around Earth while Humanity was civilized.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:34:08 No.53060344 Report

Quoted By: >>53060369

>>53060287
>So make up original concepts instead of jerking off some fucking E-Celeb or take it to the fucking discord already.
Here I made you an IRC channel so you can spam that instead of this thread where people are actually talking about things related to pathfinder:
https://qchat.rizon.net/channels=#OneLonelyFuck

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:34:43 No.53060353 Report

Quoted By: >>53060380 >>53060400

>>53060328
Have you ever wondered why the moon rings like a gong each time they bomb it?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:36:09 No.53060369 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060344
>talking about Pathfinder
>people talking about the fucking hsitroy channel
>niggers jerking off E-celbes while bemoaning they should have made the art THICCER
>one super pissed off fanboy that made an entire fucking IRC channel because he's so mad

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:36:24 No.53060374 Report

Quoted By: >>53060476

>>53060237
>I haven't watched that in forever, what's even going onthere?

It's a 50/50 split between Alaska and survivalist shows, anon.

More specifically, they take camera crews and simply follow weirdo rednecks and homesteaders that live out in the deep parts of Alaska or Montana, cataloguing their lives and making something as simple as cutting down a tree seem like an epic, nail-biting affair.

The other half are "survival" shows in the same vein as Survivor, only without the reality TV voting aspect - instead, the "contestants" merely hold out until they're picked up. Half of these shows are "true survival" where the channel saves money by telling the contestants to video-tape themselves, and the other half have a dumbass gimmick like "Naked and Afraid," which is a show where the contestants are told to survive on an island or in the desert... Completely naked.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:37:03 No.53060380 Report

Quoted By: >>53060460 >>53060488

>>53060353
Wait, when have we bombed it? Besides that one time we basically drove a space bus into it to figure out if there was water.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:37:19 No.53060383 Report

Quoted By: >>53060737

>>53060200
>Alaska: The Last Frontier
I'm imagining some guy a thousand years in the future
>we've conquered the New World
>we've explored the depths of the ocean
>we've Journeyed to the Centre of the Earth, for real this time
>we have outposts on Mars and are terraforming Venus, the Moon and Europa colonies are seeking to expand to artifical orbiters, satillites of satillites
>the Sino-European colony ship to the first planned exoplanet colony has sent back their first report, they've begun setting up but that was 22 years ago, they've probably finished already
>subluminal craft X-12 has just reached RX J1856.5-3754 and will be the first to explore a neutron star from within its own gravity well
>Angel-12000, a planned virtual demiplane to be housed entirely in cyberspace using the Sirius system as a computational device, enters its final testing phase
>but nobody has finished exploring Alaska yet

>>53060287
Fuck off retard

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:38:16 No.53060400 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060353

Really activates my almonds, friend.

Did you know that ancient civilizations wrote about a period of time where the Moon wasn't in the sky, and then "the gods" put it in the sky? That confirms without a shadow of a doubt that the Moon was placed in orbit and this is literally an argument they presented on that episode, holy shit I'm seething.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:38:32 No.53060407 Report

Quoted By: >>53060423 >>53060515

>>53060200
I remember once watching a show, I can't remember now what it was called, but it was about moonshine. And the guys are driving in a car and they drive past a cop car and they all like, fake freak out going "Oh that's a cop! That was close! We were almost caught! What we're doing is so illegal we'd go to prison forever! Oh man, that was so close! We almost got busted just now!" ON NATIONAL FUCKING TELEVISION!

I just got so pissed off I turned the TV off.

>>53060328
Why is modern TV so shit?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:39:43 No.53060423 Report

Quoted By: >>53060448

>>53060407
I have two words for you, anon
AMISH
MAFIA

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:39:49 No.53060425 Report

Quoted By: >>53060454 >>53060524

Y'all should use this Conspiracy theory talk for Starfinder. It would make neat background stuff and a few could even be used for quests and campaigns.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:39:52 No.53060427 Report

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>>53059984
Aurora and Rory

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:41:19 No.53060448 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060423

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:41:38 No.53060454 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060425
Actually, no lie, Ancient Aliens might make a hilarious setting for Starfinder, or for a Pathfinder > Starfinder conversion game

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:41:42 No.53060456 Report

Quoted By: >>53060544

I want to play as a Space Communist in starfinders

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:42:01 No.53060460 Report

Quoted By: >>53060470 >>53060482

>>53060380

The claim the Ancient Alien theorists make (they use that term with the same reverence and wait you would "engineer" or "physicist") is that, since almost every crater on the Moon is the same depth, the asteroids were colliding with solid metal just beneath the surface.

The other claim they make is that seismic readers we left on the Moon can pick up even the tiniest vibrations caused by micro-impacts - which isn't a sign the Moon is geologically dead, oh no - it's a sign the Moon is both hollow and made out of metal.

This is the same show that used RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED Moon Landing footage to show a blurry rock that was, in their words, the skull of an ancient robot.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:42:42 No.53060470 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060460
>since almost every crater on the Moon is the same depth, the asteroids were colliding with solid metal just beneath the surface.
Yeah except that's like
Not how impact craters work

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:43:22 No.53060476 Report

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>>53060374

>mfw the commercials for Naked and Afraid
>mfw one of their zingers before the cut-away was a woman on the show saying, "I'm so afraid... And I'm so naked."

OH
MY
GOD

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:43:42 No.53060482 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060460
Is this the plot to Nier: Automata? Because I don't want any spoilers, I'm still working through it.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:44:25 No.53060488 Report

Quoted By: >>53060512

>>53060380
Once in 2009 they kinetically bombed it, measured the reverberation, it reverberated the way something of it's size would only if it was partially hollow or full of tunnels. not to mention the spot that was targeted had visible structures, and you can even see it on nasa's photgraphs, and its still there if you look at the spot with your own telescope. Look up 'nasa bombing of moon base 2009' as well as several tests for seismic activity and reverberation on the previous moonlandings before as well. Its also rumored that russians dropped a bomb on the dark side of the moon, and india is planning to ram a huge spaceship into the moon as well, 6 tons instead of 2 tons like nasa did. But who knows what the indians actually do anyways.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:45:15 No.53060502 Report

Quoted By: >>53060535 >>53060627 >>53061269

>>53059984
I think something like you've posted would be great for Val and then something like this for her in the Vilderavn costume.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:45:23 No.53060504 Report

Quoted By:

>>>/bant/
Alright what the fuck is this

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:45:53 No.53060512 Report

Quoted By: >>53060522 >>53060547

>>53060488
Okay, so which part of that is the Ancient Aliens nonsense? Because I do remember the kinetic bombardment, that's the space bus I mentioned where they were examining the spray for water or something.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:45:59 No.53060515 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060407
>I just got so pissed off I turned the TV off.

Oh my god, have we forgotten to bring up the other show that's bled into Discovery and History?

Gas Monkeys and Street Racers, a show that roughly consists of cheap 80s sci-fi noises, a bunch of burnt-out white guys standing around cars, and "illegal racing" them on TV for massive pots of 5,000 dollars.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:46:29 No.53060522 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060512
The part where 'something of its size' and the 'visibile structures', just like 'canals' on Mars.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:46:33 No.53060524 Report

Quoted By: >>53060544 >>53060546 >>53060564

>>53060425
it already is. Have you seen the promeatheans from the old beastiaries? How their description literally set them as extraplanar godmen who have high technology to evolve or devolve creatures they contact.

Also you know, how the starship crashed in numeria WITH aliens on board. All that stuff. Aliens and pathfinder are side by side.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:47:07 No.53060535 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060502
Fuck off and fucking kill yourself.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:47:59 No.53060544 Report

Quoted By: >>53060852

>>53060456
Seeing as how the only two alignments allowed for Humans is Communist or Anarch-Capitalist, that isn't going to be hard.

>>53060524
I need to find the PDFs so I can throw them at people complaining about stuff not being medieval.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:48:03 No.53060545 Report

Quoted By:

>>53057963

But the actual canon is shit

SHIT

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:48:03 No.53060546 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060524
http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4rx?Ancient-Arodens-Was-Aroden-an-Anunnaki

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:48:12 No.53060547 Report

Quoted By: >>53060565

>>53060512
>Okay, so which part of that is the Ancient Aliens nonsense?

The episode goes on to discuss how the religious texts of ancient civilizations talk of a time before there was a moon in the sky, and all of them claim "the gods" put the moon there.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:48:22 No.53060549 Report

Quoted By: >>53060565

>>53060191
But that's retarded. You can't improve everything by adding tits.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:49:44 No.53060564 Report

Quoted By: >>53060620

>>53060524

I really, really want there to be an aloof, almost fallen empire of hyper-advanced assholes like the Anunnaki in Starfinder.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:49:45 No.53060565 Report

Quoted By: >>53060580

>>53060549
Nah

>>53060547
>all of them
I'm pretty sure Greek myths don't, because Helios the Sun Titan is literally the Sun.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:51:15 No.53060580 Report

Quoted By: >>53060591

>>53060565
>I'm pretty sure Greek myths don't, because Helios the Sun Titan is literally the Sun.

The show doesn't really riff on Greek, Roman or even Christian myth, all they do is talk about non-Western mythologies and regions like the Ancient Aliens did all the work for them.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:52:33 No.53060591 Report

Quoted By: >>53060650 >>53060661 >>53060704

>>53060580
Amaterasu o-mikami is basically the sun itself too though, did they say that the legend of her flipping out means that the Sun is actually a huge space whale?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:54:21 No.53060620 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060564
technically the Anunnaki could be in starfinder, in one way or another, likely half-locked in their own spacial dimensions. Its all still the same setting, and there are already lots of alien civilizations you can read about in distant worlds.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:54:54 No.53060627 Report

Quoted By: >>53060756

>>53060239
>>53060502
>Replacing the art of the character who only got in because of her art
Sure that seems like a great idea.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:56:02 No.53060650 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060591
>tfw talked to a feminist saying that religion was sexist because of the bias towards male gods
>point out that historical and prehistorical record suggests goddesses used to be head gods more, and that goddesses were in a pretty assertive role a lot of the time
>point out Amaterasu as an example of a remaining female head god
>feminist flipped out saying that her story was oppressive or something
The funny thing is how Izanami and Amaterasu are probably the strongest deities around in Japanese mythology. Is this evidence that nips had a thing for big sisters since ancient history?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:56:35 No.53060661 Report

Quoted By: >>53060710 >>53060714

>>53060591

I don't know, man. I just don't fucking know! They haven't gone feral enough to suggest the Sun is something special, though they did talk about Japan in relation to those sunken pyramids they found off the coast some years back.

Which is, personally, the greatest tragedy of the show and a sign the History Channel is well and truly dead. You've got these immensely old, mysterious ruins built in a style that suggests relation to the other great places of the world... And you use them to say "Aliens did it." It's a waste.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:59:26 No.53060704 Report

Quoted By: >>53060714

>>53060591

Nonsense, everyone knows the sun is a big fluffy pupper.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 15:59:45 No.53060710 Report

Quoted By: >>53060732

>>53060661
are you trying to say aliens did not do it

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:00:02 No.53060714 Report

Quoted By: >>53060772 >>53060801 >>53060935

>>53060661
To be fair pyramids are basically a global phenomenon, which isn't surprising considering the ease (engineering wise, not labor wise) with which they can be built as long as you have material nearby, their imposing stature, and their general utility as a rudimentary monument, defensive structure (you can build a pyramidal base for a tower), or even living space.

>>53060704
Fuck off.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:01:28 No.53060732 Report

Quoted By: >>53060757

>>53060710

I'm saying it would be a far more fascinating avenue of conversation if we sidelined the possibility of extraterrestrial help, and instead focused on how ancient civilizations grew or even interacted with one another.

I mean, we did sort of have a global economy in 1500 BC, a period the common person associates with cave men and Egypt.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:01:44 No.53060737 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060383
>Why has Alaska never been completely explored?
>Because of endless disappoint
>Don't you mean disappointment?
>Nothing that moving
>Huh?
>It's worthless. It's less than worthless. We eventually just gave up. Every century or so some grad-student gets it up into his head that he can pull off Alaska as his thesis and dives back in.
>That seems reaso~
>AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE KEEP DISCOVERING?
>... not much?
>DISAPPOINT. NOTHING BUT DISAPPOINT. Every. Single. Time. They come back up with those lifeless eyes, hand out their report and everybody's soul dies just a little more just reading it. Every single time we discover a new reason or method by which it truly was the worst of places; the highest example of how the opposite of love is apathy. All these worlds are ours except Alaska. Attempt no bother there.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:02:48 No.53060756 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060627
That seems a pretty disingenuous characterization of Valeria. Her character art is probably a big part of the reason that she became popular to talk about here, but there was definitely more merit to her application than that. At the very least the interesting potential to character relationships (especially with Casimir, Corwin and Onryou) made her an excellent fit for the party.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:02:51 No.53060757 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060732
>global economy
More like a whole bunch of regional economies, Yin dynasty China did not trade with Gauls.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:03:36 No.53060769 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060274
Ah, the mermaid special.
I remember that.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:03:45 No.53060772 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060714
plus you can make them bigger easily

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:05:54 No.53060801 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060714
More importantly they employed a fuckton of people for a fuckton of seasons where they'd have been bored out of their skulls and making no money.

Heresy grows from idle hands.

They were incredible make-work projects for their time

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:07:37 No.53060832 Report

Quoted By: >>53060860 >>53060976 >>53061038

>people keep saying "mermaid special."
D-do I... Want to know? Ignorance is bliss, right?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:08:00 No.53060840 Report

Quoted By: >>53060860 >>53060928

I wonder how that ancient city in india got nuked though. Its still radioactive and the ruins and skeletons were scorched by nuclear fire

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:08:30 No.53060852 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060544
>only two alignments allowed for Humans is Communist or Anarch-Capitalist
Space Hellknights are confirmed too.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:09:29 No.53060860 Report

Quoted By: >>53060968

>>53060832
Just look it up for fun

>>53060840
Karna is a demigod, not an alien.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:14:07 No.53060928 Report

Quoted By: >>53060948 >>53060968

>>53060840
That wasn't a real quotation. It was put together from multiple other parts of the Mahabharata by some german guy.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:14:47 No.53060935 Report

Quoted By: >>53060980 >>53061020

>>53060714

I thought the Pyramids were used to hold grain.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:15:53 No.53060948 Report

Quoted By: >>53060968

>>53060928

Hey now, we both know random white guys know more about regional cultures and mythology than the people living there.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:17:23 No.53060968 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060948
>>53060928
>>53060860
http://veda.wikidot.com/ancient-city-found-in-india-irradiated-from-atomic-blast

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:18:10 No.53060976 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060832
If you do watch it, watch it knowing that the rage stems from the fact that it was billed as a real documentary about a real thing. On the Discovery channel.

At least the Dragon one was kind of interesting and didn't pretend to be a real thing.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:18:25 No.53060980 Report

Quoted By: >>53060996

>>53060935
the chambers have residue of chemicals used in nuclear fusion, and models of the pyramid hold that it could be used as a nuclear generator

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:20:00 No.53060996 Report

Quoted By: >>53061044 >>53061045

>>53060980

The wreckage of the World Trade Centers contained residue of nanothermite too, yet we both know that's produced when aluminum (like a plane) and steel (like a building) are exposed to extreme heat together.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:21:35 No.53061020 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060935
They're used to do a lot of things, that's why they're basically universal
I mean the first thing kids learn to build are pyramids and towers.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:22:38 No.53061038 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060832

I could talk at length about what the Mermaid Special was, but let me say it in a very simple, concise way.

The Discovery Channel made a 2-hour documentary about Mermaids - not as a mythological creature, but as though they were real. They used experts, eyewitnesses, even "skeletal remains" and fossils to construct a narrative that Mermaids were not only real, but they still existed.

This was made when people still trusted Discovery, and it was regarded as a source of science and information.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:23:19 No.53061044 Report

Quoted By: >>53061095 >>53061126 >>53061231

>>53060996
There was a time when a larger plane hit the empire state building and it was caught on film. No dramatic explosions, no collapse or anything. The world trade center was supposed to be built a lot stronger than the empire state as well.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:23:19 No.53061045 Report

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>>53060996
Are you perhaps claiming that ancient alien technology-boosted jet fuel can melt steel beams?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:24:08 No.53061055 Report

Quoted By: >>53061065

By the power of my Sacred Geometry (Banned)
I tell you fags to >>>/x/

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:24:52 No.53061065 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061055
That's a fun manga, I wish it updated more frequently.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:26:52 No.53061095 Report

Quoted By: >>53061126 >>53061231

>>53061044

Then I guess it was the Jews who secretly planted bombs inside the WTC and used holograms to fake the cruise missiles they launched into it, all so the United States would start programs that didn't do anything, invade a country that didn't give us anything, and start geopolitical events that really aren't much better for Israel than when they started out.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:27:36 No.53061106 Report

Quoted By: >>53061118 >>53061121

>half of d20pfsrd pages are still a broken mess forcing me to use the old site

For fucks sake, is this site ever going to be functional again?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:28:18 No.53061118 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061106
no

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:28:26 No.53061121 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061106
Works for me.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:29:05 No.53061126 Report

Quoted By: >>53061149 >>53061166 >>53061231

>>53061044
I remember this. It was filled with bombs too.

>>53061095
Are you trying to say that 9/11 was not an inside job?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:29:53 No.53061136 Report

Quoted By: >>53062798

>>53059961
Yeah, please share.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:31:12 No.53061149 Report

Quoted By: >>53061165 >>53061200 >>53061231

>>53061126

I'm saying that if it was, it was the most convoluted and hyper-coordinated operation in history for results that benefited literally nobody.

It's like stealing a million dollars by shooting someone important in the next state over and framing someone else, so when the tellers are watching the news you can sneak in and grab the dough.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:32:55 No.53061165 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061149
Sounds a lot like what players in campaigns do though

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:32:57 No.53061166 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061126

Nah, it was aquatoids.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:33:44 No.53061170 Report

Quoted By: >>53061180 >>53061290

So is Vult actually embargoing the LOGS? The discord is being cunts to him.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:34:34 No.53061180 Report

Quoted By: >>53061263

>>53061170
Maybe
Maybe Wist will leak them though

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:37:47 No.53061200 Report

Quoted By: >>53061231

>>53061149
>benefited literally nobody

Yeah, it sure benefited (((nobody))) alright. Lucky Larry "Nobody" Silverstein just caught a convenient lucky break as did defense contractors, arms manufacturers, intelligence agencies, big oil and worldwide drug cartels.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:40:34 No.53061231 Report

Quoted By: >>53061261 >>53061285

>>53061044
>>53061095
>>53061126
>>53061149
>>53061200
Take it to /pol/, fuckasses.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:42:32 No.53061261 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061231
You mean /x/

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:42:49 No.53061263 Report

Quoted By: >>53061285 >>53061291

>>53061180
Wist is cute and pure!

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:43:11 No.53061269 Report

Quoted By:

>>53060502

Naw man you got it all backwards, Valeriya's the one with a large chest, while the Vilderavn's almost flat as a board.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:43:22 No.53061271 Report

Quoted By: >>53061281 >>53061323 >>53061963 >>53062077

I go read Dread Rising for a few hours and shit goes fucking conspiracy nuts
The fuck
Do you people wear rainbow knee highs too?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:44:10 No.53061281 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061271
No

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:44:19 No.53061285 Report

Quoted By: >>53061299 >>53061340

>>53061231
>(((nobody)))
>stein posting
This has pretty much crossed into /pol/ territory now.
>>53061263
And you, my little retard, can fuck off back to the Discord.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:44:29 No.53061290 Report

Quoted By: >>53061311

>>53061170
The discord isn't saying shit you bag of fag

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:44:30 No.53061291 Report

Quoted By: >>53061298 >>53061372

>>53061263
Wist is being bathed against her will!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:45:17 No.53061298 Report

Quoted By: >>53061328 >>53061372

>>53061291

Is she protesting?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:45:19 No.53061299 Report

Quoted By: >>53061330

>>53061285
>the crusader is also a /pol/fag
Are you the guy who said evil characters can never work in a good party last thread

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:46:01 No.53061311 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061290
The discord is either straight memes, or assholes

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:46:50 No.53061323 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061271

THE PROPHETS OF KALISTRADE KILLED ARODEN SO THEY CAN BUY THE WORLD.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:47:04 No.53061328 Report

Quoted By: >>53061355 >>53061372

>>53061298
There were angry cat noises

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:47:11 No.53061330 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061299
What about that post indicates that I'm a /pol/fag? The whle (((Jew))) echo thing that the other guy did indicates that he's a /pol/ack or at least aligned politically with them.
>Are you the guy who said evil characters can never work in a good party last thread
No, but you're probably going to say I am anyway.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:48:16 No.53061340 Report

Quoted By: >>53061348

>>53061285
Whoa slow down there buddy. I just mentioned the guy who owned the WTC buildings: Larry Silverstein (lucky sonofabitch!). I didn't even mention he was a Jew, leave the racial /pol/ stuff out of this you fucking anti-semite.

Now back to the 3rd party published discussion of the "9/11 Was An Inside Job Campaign Setting".

One of my players is dead set on playing a dancing Israeli, what class should I refluff for him?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:48:33 No.53061348 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061340
Fuck off already

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:49:05 No.53061355 Report

Quoted By: >>53061372 >>53061401

>>53061328
Did the claws come out?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:50:06 No.53061372 Report

Quoted By: >>53061410

>>53061355
>>53061328
>>53061298
>>53061291
You know what I hate desu
Using player aliases instead of character names when talking about IC stuff

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:51:55 No.53061401 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061355
It was daytime and she doesnt have claws, just forced high heels viera style

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:52:19 No.53061410 Report

Quoted By: >>53061422 >>53061697

>>53061372
Because that's all they give a shit about? The moment they so much as think they've got a wiff of (((female))), they obsess and go ballistic.

This is why I crusade against the fanboyism, so this general doesn't degenerate into a bunch of faggots slavering over a bunch of 3DPD.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:53:09 No.53061419 Report

Quoted By: >>53061439 >>53061459 >>53061492

>>53059689
Oh god, that's absurdly broken.

Have your monk name himself, say, Tiamat. Hit level 20. Go pop. Nobody can ever say Tiamat or write Tiamat ever again. Church of implodes.

Or to be a real jackass, have a monk named And or Or or The.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:53:17 No.53061422 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061410
I don't like it but your crusading is still obnoxious as shit.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:54:16 No.53061439 Report

Quoted By: >>53061484

>>53061419
I imagine the way it works is that you can't name him in reference to him. You can't name yourself, say, Pazuzu, and suddenly nobody can ever summon him again.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:54:34 No.53061448 Report

Quoted By: >>53061462

>mfw Paizo hypes up Absalom Station
>mfw we get our first campaigns around the sleepy habitat of Starpoint

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:55:21 No.53061459 Report

Quoted By: >>53061507 >>53061537

>>53061419
Could you please delete your mention of T**mat?

This is a Golarion™ friendly safespace, thanks!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:55:25 No.53061462 Report

Quoted By: >>53061517

>>53061448
is this legit

is this a meme

what did he mean by this

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:56:42 No.53061484 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061439
RAI, sure. But RAW, you've just annihilated a word and nobody can ever use it ever again.

Actually, fuck, use a vowel sound for a name and instantly cripple language.
Suddenly, the letter 'a' doesn't exist and nobody can say anything that has an 'a' sound in it.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:57:03 No.53061492 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061419
A RAI interpretation would be that the word had to refer to the monk, not just any version of the name. You wouldn't be able to have a monk named "a e i o u" and hv vrythng lk lk ths. It'd only blank things like "and then the cowardly wizard threw a fireball at , who laughed and ignored it. Evasion, bitch."

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:57:35 No.53061500 Report

Quoted By:

what releases do we have this month?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:58:03 No.53061507 Report

Quoted By: >>53061515 >>53061616

>>53061459
There is nothing wrong with Tiamat.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:58:37 No.53061515 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061507
tfw we'll never get Tiamat playable

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:58:41 No.53061517 Report

Quoted By: >>53061587

>>53061462

Paizo has been hyping up Absalom Station as the absolute shit in Starfinder, but the last time they hyped up Absalom in Pathfinder they forgot it even existed maybe two campaign books in.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 16:59:56 No.53061537 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061459

I want Dispater as my pater!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:03:18 No.53061587 Report

Quoted By: >>53061607 >>53061621 >>53061629 >>53061706

>>53061517
So what is the /pfg/ space station going to be like?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:04:51 No.53061607 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061587
Hell

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:05:24 No.53061616 Report

Quoted By: >>53061626

>>53061507
Why is lvl 5's mouth and eye bloody?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:05:35 No.53061621 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061587
Full of modrons and death.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:06:06 No.53061626 Report

Quoted By: >>53061665

>>53061616
Tiamat dies

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:06:26 No.53061629 Report

Quoted By: >>53061653 >>53061671

>>53061587
Imagine Space Station 13.

Now add a dedicated yiffing corner.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:07:37 No.53061653 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061629

So, Space Station 13?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:08:29 No.53061665 Report

Quoted By: >>53061679

>>53061626
A-and she's in the arms of her lover there?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:08:51 No.53061671 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061629
But weebs hate furries though. Unless you mean the small handful of Koboldfags and Gnollfags
In which case that's just part of being a /tg/ board to begin with

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:09:28 No.53061679 Report

Quoted By: >>53061725

>>53061665
No, her murderer
She doesn't actually have a lover, she's a Beast of the Apocalypse in Nasuverse and while not mindless is basically their version of a king daemon

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:10:48 No.53061697 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061410
You're weird man

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:11:31 No.53061706 Report

Quoted By: >>53061764

>>53061587

I'm envisioning Kowloon.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:12:48 No.53061725 Report

Quoted By: >>53061738

>>53061679
You're lying. A murderer wouldn't hold their victim so delicately. That's a lover would hold someone and you can't convince me otherwise!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:13:36 No.53061738 Report

Quoted By: >>53061751 >>53061767

>>53061725
She's not even in the game, everyone forgot about her existence because King Solomon basically made her a chump and she has no dialogue beyond aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:14:27 No.53061751 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061738
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up! You're lying! Stop lying! I'm not listening to you!

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:15:15 No.53061764 Report

Quoted By: >>53062007

>>53061706
The place already looks like a space station

Packing so many races and people into a tight space, while smelling terrible, at least has tons of room for campaigns

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:15:35 No.53061767 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061738

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:18:59 No.53061823 Report

Quoted By: >>53061846 >>53061848 >>53061851 >>53061873 >>53061891 >>53061922 >>53062052

Hi /pfg/ I have a problem.
We're currently running through a written campaign and we have some serious loot issues going on.
As in, we have too much. After the last dungeon, when we tallied all things up, we scored roughly 200 000gp, each.
We have two crafters We noticed early how generous the GM is with money and have capitalised heavily. But not everyone can invest the feats or have a caster level.

So we can't possibly spend 250 days crafting we need to buy things. But we have already gotten the things we CAN buy, we are heavily stocked on wands, reagents and the like. Our weapons, armors, amulets and rings are crafted so we are basically waiting for them to be improved. We already have the estates our characters wants and unless we're starting to invest in things likekingdom building, nothing I am interested in, I got nothing that's under the purchase limit in the cities we can get to with greater teleport.

But even after stocking up, I'm sitting here with over 150 000gp. What are good things to spend them on?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:20:42 No.53061846 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061823
Hire some NPC nobodies with the Cooperative Crafting feat.
Each nobody helping you craft doubles your crafting speed.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:20:43 No.53061848 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061823
And 1PP only, though It can be argued in some cases.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:20:46 No.53061851 Report

Quoted By: >>53061931

>>53061823
what level are you after the end of all that? Its important.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:22:21 No.53061873 Report

Quoted By: >>53061891

>>53061823
Fuck off. Nobody here wants to discuss actual pathfinder games. This thread is only for pure, autistic theorycrafting because that's the only thing I like.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:23:18 No.53061891 Report

Quoted By: >>53061931

>>53061873
Autism

>>53061823
What level you at, and maybe start investing in a Kingdom or something? Or properties.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:25:43 No.53061922 Report

Quoted By: >>53061953

>>53061823
I got you bro
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/apparatus-of-the-crab/

Alternatively, buy a couple of these.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/m-p/pendulate-divan-of-emperor-fortigre-the/

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:26:24 No.53061931 Report

Quoted By: >>53061959 >>53061970 >>53061989

>>53061891
>>53061851
level 15.
We have the properties we are interestd in. Got a small feudal country building up. But at this point we're really waiting for the ones we hired LAST time to finish. Currently we're establishing farmsteads, roads and training troops and the wizard is working on building a magical academy.

My inquisitor has a family, wife and kid. But the money he's earning is considered "operational funds".

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:28:12 No.53061953 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061922
While hilarious the Gm runs with purchase limits. If it's over 16 000 I can't buy it unless he rolls it up on the random chart.
And he would probably disregard the crabarratus anyway.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:28:47 No.53061959 Report

Quoted By: >>53061977 >>53062002

>>53061931
>level 15
>200 000
>a lot
But like
that's literally below your WBL
What's your equipment like?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:29:09 No.53061963 Report

Quoted By: >>53061979 >>53062454

>>53061271
>Do you people wear rainbow knee highs too?
I mean, yes I do because they're comfy, but what does that have to do with conspiracies Chaika-anon?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:29:50 No.53061970 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061931
consider ships and magical ships as well.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:30:37 No.53061977 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061959
>that's literally below your WBL
He said it was 200k SPENDING money, I assume he's probably got a decent amount already invested in his gear.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:30:52 No.53061979 Report

Quoted By: >>53062059

>>53061963
show

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:31:39 No.53061989 Report

Quoted By: >>53062023

>>53061931
Buy an airship. Everybody needs an airship.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:32:27 No.53062002 Report

Quoted By: >>53062016 >>53062027

>>53061959
It's a lot for just this once.
Weapons
+3 shocking, frost, corrosive adaptive bow.
adamantine called warhammer +1 (Used it once, hardly worth upgrading)
Mithral breastplate +5
Belt of dexterity +4 (maxxed out my dex mod)
Amulet of natural armor +3
imp ring of svimming,
Ring of feather fall
Bane Baldric
Lens of detection
boots of striding and sprinting
gloves of arrow snaring
headband of inspired wisdom
Comforts cloak (protection domain makes protection cloak unneccesary)

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:32:52 No.53062007 Report

Quoted By: >>53062038

>>53061764

Why not take it a step further and make the crowded habitat built into the corpse of a gigantic stillbirth god?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:33:34 No.53062016 Report

Quoted By: >>53062080

>>53062002
Get the Belt of Dex/Con +6
Get the Headband of * +6

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:33:54 No.53062023 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061989
Something something Sky Pirates

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:34:03 No.53062027 Report

Quoted By: >>53062033

>>53062002
My empty slots are head and wrists. My bracers of archery got ruined in a mage's dysjunction last dungeon and working on fixing something new.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:34:56 No.53062033 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062027
>My empty slot is head

You need a brain to live, Senpai!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:35:18 No.53062038 Report

Quoted By: >>53062102

>>53062007
Because they already have enormous starcreatures with starships built on their backs. They don't need a 'Nowhere' like from guardians of the galaxy of the corpse of starbeing from 3.5

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:36:28 No.53062052 Report

Quoted By: >>53062070

>>53061823
Start commissioning your phylactery.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:36:57 No.53062059 Report

Quoted By: >>53062070

>>53061979
Can't, I'm at work and they have a uniform code.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:37:58 No.53062070 Report

Quoted By: >>53062128

>>53062052
He seems like an archer. Likely will have to become a different undead.

>>53062059
Do it later. Ill be here. alternatively whats your discord

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:38:32 No.53062077 Report

Quoted By:

>>53061271
Maybe.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:38:49 No.53062080 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062016
Purchase limit on 16 000. Would love to. My crafters are currently working on the wizards headband and the barbarians belt. I might ask to get the belt upgraded to a +6 con /dex belt.
But it's kinda low priority as I've taken to shotting high CL potions to bleed of the money for a few levels.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:41:07 No.53062102 Report

Quoted By: >>53062189

>>53062038

But those were so cool!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:42:28 No.53062118 Report

Quoted By: >>53062174

What happened to Lower Planes anon? Did the banter about his faux-high power premise scare him off?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:43:38 No.53062128 Report

Quoted By: >>53062162

>>53062070
Yeah, inquisitor archer.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:46:01 No.53062162 Report

Quoted By: >>53062216

>>53062128
consider funding searches for holy relics and artifacts.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:46:49 No.53062174 Report

Quoted By: >>53062222 >>53062344

>>53062118
You mean Succubus Ark Abyssia?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:47:23 No.53062189 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062102
How about a Space Station for Giants but has habitats for normal sized folk?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:49:11 No.53062216 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062162
Oh! I like it. That's really good. Thanks.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:49:26 No.53062222 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062174
I want to duo app as a burly Kyton draped with vicious chains who's fiercely devoted to his cute waifu!

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:51:51 No.53062250 Report

Quoted By:

What's your favorite spell for each level? Why?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:56:03 No.53062309 Report

Quoted By: >>53062332 >>53062334 >>53062391 >>53062427 >>53062440 >>53062490

Serious question, who is the most successful of /pfg/s e-celeb players?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:57:50 No.53062332 Report

Quoted By: >>53062360 >>53062387 >>53062405

>>53062309
Captain Slow, he gets into every game and he's basically always an autopick.

It's because he writes really good characters, isn't it?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:58:04 No.53062334 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062309
Bailey

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:58:38 No.53062343 Report

Quoted By: >>53062362 >>53062415 >>53062462 >>53062515

how do I play a monk without being a pile of MAD shit?
3pp archetypes are fine, but it's still gotta be the actual monk class
(that one PoW archetype isn't fine, though)

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:58:40 No.53062344 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062174

Nope, it was supposed to be a higher powered campaign.

That said, I really want to make a duo app for this campaign even though I won't be able to play - the concept sings to me.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:59:20 No.53062360 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062332
This art looks familiar, doesn't this guy do loli tentacle monster rape?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:59:27 No.53062362 Report

Quoted By: >>53062367

>>53062343
Have you tried being an Unchained Monk with Deadly Agility?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 17:59:49 No.53062367 Report

Quoted By: >>53062415 >>53062573

>>53062362
is that really enough to fix monk?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:00:45 No.53062387 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062332
That ain't the only reason

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:01:02 No.53062391 Report

Quoted By: >>53062412

>>53062309

Why do you care? Are you going to PM them or something?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:01:42 No.53062405 Report

Quoted By: >>53062447

>>53062332
He phones in most of them.
Mostly it's just his fan club slobbering over them that makes them sound good.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:02:10 No.53062412 Report

Quoted By: >>53062662

>>53062391
Not that anon, but give me an updated list of meme figures. I've already claimed a few, and I need to assess who should be next.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:02:15 No.53062415 Report

Quoted By: >>53062462 >>53062515

>>53062343
here is what you do. Build high wisdom instead of high strength. This allows your to use a lot more Ki, and a lot higher DCs on your stunning fist and related monk abilities. Secondarily, you can eschew strength all together and replace it with dexterity while using deadly agility.

>>53062367
yes it is. Monk is actually a very useful class. If you roll good stats you end up fine. Otherwise you should use dexterity and wisdom instead of strength.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:02:38 No.53062427 Report

Quoted By:

>>53062309
Either Captain Slow or Disk probably. Anyone have numbers on these two? Has Val or Aranha's player applied to any other games?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:03:40 No.53062440 Report

Quoted By: >>53062486

>>53062309
Wist

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:03:56 No.53062447 Report

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>>53062405
If they're phoned in, then why do they get into every game?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:04:16 No.53062454 Report

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>>53061963
Because x-tan wears them. Well, she wears rainbow thigh highs and I misremembered

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:05:02 No.53062462 Report

Quoted By: >>53062515

>>53062415
This. Or there was one ability which allows you to even use wisdom for your damage. I forgot what it was, but you can have high dex, higher wisdom, and become a powerful monk because of it. Monk abilities are actually pretty useful, and medusa strike with a successful stunning fist destroys most enemies. You won't have too much trouble landing stunning fist with high enough wisdom, and the one feat which lets you strike either fort or will saves with stunning fist. >>53062343

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:05:32 No.53062472 Report

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>>53062447
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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:06:30 No.53062482 Report

Quoted By: >>53062500 >>53062512 >>53063466

Judging from Michael Sayre/Ssalarn's posts in the official Spheres of Might forum, it seems that the developers of Spheres of Might will be shifting away from martial focus as a mechanic entirely, which also means removing the mechanics regarding dedicating, expending, and regaining focus.

What are everyone's thoughts on this?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:06:34 No.53062486 Report

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>>53062440
I want to platonically snuggle Wist!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:06:46 No.53062490 Report

Quoted By: >>53062505 >>53062506 >>53062522 >>53062523 >>53062531 >>53062597

>>53062309
Disk, Immortal, Adam, Argentum, and Slow have suspiciously-high success rates among applicants.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:06:57 No.53062494 Report

Quoted By: >>53062525 >>53062531

>>53062447
There's a few good reasons why meh characters get picked. Open schedule on the GM's preferred days, solid build, they're ripping off a decent enough character (in Slow's case usually somebody from ASoIaF) that they aren't technically too terribly flawed.

But mostly it's just shilling and memes. GMs are always weak to memes, and if a character is constantly being discussed it makes them stick in the GM's mind. Some shitheads will even pick their whole party based on memes and shipping.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:07:31 No.53062500 Report

Quoted By: >>53062591

>>53062482
Interesting, but I'm not really sure how much it will actually change. Was it a particularly-used mechanic before?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:07:44 No.53062505 Report

Quoted By: >>53062586

>>53062490
Who the hell is Immortal?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:07:45 No.53062506 Report

Quoted By: >>53062586 >>53062597

>>53062490
Isn't that just because they write good characters?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:08:08 No.53062512 Report

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>>53062482
Still couldn't care less about SoM.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:08:26 No.53062515 Report

Quoted By: >>53062573

>>53062343
>>53062415
>>53062462
A lot of people try to build monks using every single one of their stats, when monks get so many extra feats and abilities that it allows you to do different things, like using their wisdom for damage, or dex for damage. Because of the misconception that you need strength, monks end up getting a lot of hate, when actually they are very good attackers when you have high dex and high wisdom. Very solid fighters with too many attacks.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:08:44 No.53062522 Report

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>>53062490
So do Broodie and Felyndiira

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:08:46 No.53062523 Report

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>>53062490
Slow actually writes consistently really good characters

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:08:46 No.53062525 Report

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>>53062494
>Some shitheads will even pick their whole party based on memes and shipping.

Don't you dare say such cruel things about Sleep!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:09:08 No.53062531 Report

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>>53062490
>>53062494
Mostly because if a GM knows someone already, then they'll ask them before anybody else. It's the same reason you'd ask your friend if they want to sit in on a meatspace game, because you know them well enough that you can predict their wants and needs.

Of course if you're going to do that anyway, you shouldn't have /pfg/-style applications.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:09:15 No.53062533 Report

Quoted By: >>53062714 >>53062798

Tell us a story from your favourite game?
Perhaps a summary of the game as well?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:10:35 No.53062550 Report

Quoted By: >>53062561 >>53062566 >>53062614

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about Shamans?

Are they bad or something?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:11:06 No.53062561 Report

Quoted By: >>53062596

>>53062550
Really good and really uninteresting.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:11:20 No.53062566 Report

Quoted By: >>53062596

>>53062550
Shamans?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:11:50 No.53062573 Report

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>>53062367
>enough to fix monks

Core monk is hot shit and you should stick to Unchained unless you want the zen archer archetype, but "Fix monks" is a very open ended question. 25 PB (or good rolls) can "fix monks", and a Dragon Style Strength Monk can be an effective martial in a 1pp environment. Deadly Agility, meanwhile, on a UMonk means you can focus purely on Dex/Wis and function just fine. You end up with less potential for fat damage (benefit less from enbiggening spells, no 1.5x multipliers), but it's a net gain in terms of ease-of-use.

>>53062515
>like using their wisdom for damage, or dex for damage
In 3pp maybe, in 1pp this requires magic items, which detract from other necessary bonuses you would otherwise get.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:12:41 No.53062583 Report

Quoted By: >>53062626 >>53062631

I need to get something off my chest. I'm fucking sick of seeing the same names over and over when games make their picks. There's consistently dozens of people applying and all those empty spots are going to the same six people. Why do you need to be so greedy? Why can't you just get your game and leave the rest to others who have none?
t. saltlord

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:12:48 No.53062586 Report

Quoted By: >>53062619 >>53062672

>>53062505
Immortal King In Darkness, AKA Gloriana and Tit Witch.
>>53062506
I'd hardly call Shizuka or Noel "good characters".

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:12:56 No.53062591 Report

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>>53062500

Martial focus was one of the major balancing points of Spheres of Might, to the point wherein entire builds revolved around rapidly expending and gaining martial focus, such as Alchemy bombing builds, Berserking Brutal Strike builds, and Sniping deadly shot builds.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:13:02 No.53062596 Report

Quoted By: >>53062613 >>53062628

>>53062561
What makes them so boring?

I'm not arguing with you, I don't even know anything about them. I was just thinking about making one but then I realized I'd never seen anyone talking about them.

>>53062566
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/shaman/

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:13:03 No.53062597 Report

Quoted By: >>53062619 >>53062691

>>53062506
No, mostly it's because they got into a few key hyped games. There's at least two each off >>53062490 's list in RotJR, PLD, Blingmaker.

One success generates hype, which leads to more success, which leads to more hype. Of course, there's also tons of shilling--Slow is pretty well known to post around here to drive up his own hype, even if it's usually just cuteposting.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:13:36 No.53062606 Report

Quoted By: >>53062625 >>53062728 >>53062753

Why do aligned Outsiders have DR/opposing when most of the time they specifically fight or war with their opposing alignment? Wouldn't demons think of a way to immunize themselves to holy magic and vice versa if they're engaged in an eternal war?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:01 No.53062613 Report

Quoted By: >>53062681

>>53062596
they're just fullcasters with not particularly good flavor

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:03 No.53062614 Report

Quoted By: >>53062681 >>53062763

>>53062550
They're really boring, and just another 9th-level caster that nobody cares about. What's worse is that the mix Spontaneous Charisma Divine Caster (Oracle) with Prepared-With-Familiar Intelligence Arcane Caster (Witch) to create... semi-Prepared Wisdom Divine Caster?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:18 No.53062619 Report

Quoted By: >>53062667 >>53062693

>>53062586
>>53062597
Isn't all the railing against popular players just saltiness and sour grapes?

If they didn't write good characters, they wouldn't get into so many games.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:39 No.53062625 Report

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>>53062606
I think it's more that they fight each other *because* they're weak to each other, and so they see the other side as a threat.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:40 No.53062626 Report

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>>53062583
I have my games already. Do you want to talk about your apps? I'd be glad to give a fresh look at them for you!

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:43 No.53062628 Report

Quoted By: >>53062651

>>53062596
>Hybrid classes
>Mfw

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:14:58 No.53062631 Report

Quoted By: >>53062666

>>53062583
People are going to pick their buddies over randoms every single time. It sucks, but it is what it is. You can't force someone to let you play in their games.

Mostly I just try to ignore /pfg/ games and avoid looking at/thinking about/interacting with /pfg/ "celebrities". It's just a waste of time and energy.

Find a group you enjoy playing with and stick to that.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:16:01 No.53062651 Report

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>>53062628
That's a nasty looking wart on her shoulder.

Do you think she's a Shaman?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:16:35 No.53062662 Report

Quoted By: >>53062732

>>53062412

Claimed a few... How? Are you the anon trying to ERP with every meme figure?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:16:38 No.53062664 Report

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Instead of buying Sleeves of many Garments (Which uses disguise self and is an illusion) should I figure up what the effect/price of an item that uses Fabricate Disguise instead just for the idea that it's a superman phone booth?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:16:42 No.53062666 Report

Quoted By: >>53062690 >>53062747

>>53062631
>People are going to pick their buddies over randoms every single time.

Then why do the whole song and dance with an app process?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:16:42 No.53062667 Report

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>>53062619
>Isn't all the railing against popular players just saltiness and sour grapes?
It is.

>If they didn't write good characters, they wouldn't get into so many games.
But don't you understand? All these DMs are brainless sheep who are more interesting in blindly following memes than actually running a fun game that won't fall apart!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:16:58 No.53062672 Report

Quoted By: >>53062741

>>53062586
>Whoriana
>Tit witch

Those two were the same motherfucker? Who is this clown? Is it a false flag for an established memelord?

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:17:28 No.53062681 Report

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>>53062613
>>53062614
What would you change in order to make them more interesting?

Do archetypes help at all? I thought this one looked sort of fun.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:18:11 No.53062690 Report

Quoted By: >>53062727

>>53062666
Because nepotism memes are a myth.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:18:12 No.53062691 Report

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>>53062597
>cuteposting

I want to cutepost with Slow!

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:18:19 No.53062693 Report

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>>53062619
Not really. There's a lot of that, yes, but the truth is that most characters get in because they're more convenient for the GM.

GMs choose characters based on availability and their own personal preferences more than writing quality. Celeb players really need to stop getting swelled heads about writing.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:19:22 No.53062714 Report

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>>53062533
I once hid inside the corpse of a dragon and ambushed some rebel knights by sundering it from the inside.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:19:54 No.53062727 Report

Quoted By: >>53062751 >>53062755 >>53062769 >>53062770

>>53062690
>people pick their buddies, we can see that from the games
>but nepotism is a myth
what

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:19:57 No.53062728 Report

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>>53062606
Because DR is about inherent resistances, demons, devils and daemons aren't afraid of evil because they're made of evil, they're afraid of Good because it's opposed

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:20:07 No.53062732 Report

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>>53062662
I'm thinking someone easy next, since it's a busy weekend. Maybe maximumsleep

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:20:54 No.53062741 Report

Quoted By: >>53062771 >>53062781

>>53062672
I'm pretty sure Immortal's just ERP-buddies with Slow and a few other celeb players. After all, 50% of the Blingmaker hype was just generated by them and Slow flirting (the other 50% being that faggot Kyras), so it's pretty clear they're only in it to keep typefucking.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:21:27 No.53062747 Report

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>>53062666
Yeah, I agree. It's pretty dumb.

I'm assuming it's just because they like the attention. People don't usually become 4chan popular without having something wrong with them. That something is usually a desperate need for attention/validation/etc., and these types always seem to flock to each other more than anything else. Then they get the added attention of people crying that they're not picking different people for their games, they're not being fair, things like that.

It's an endless cycle of attention whore dick sucking and complaining and it's probably going to be this way forever.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:21:56 No.53062751 Report

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>>53062727
People don't pick their buddies, its a myth.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:21:58 No.53062753 Report

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>>53062606
Because they're literally made of their alignment. It's not about immunization or resistances, it's about what happens when you mix elemental good with elemental evil.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:22:00 No.53062755 Report

Quoted By: >>53062778

>>53062727

What he's saying makes sense; people tend to be easier on their friends, but that's still just one of many aspects you pick a character from.

Using a meme example, Slow in fact does not have a perfect record. He applied to Dragons 2 with Aurelian Mopatis and not only failed to get in, but failed to earn an honorable mention.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:22:37 No.53062763 Report

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>>53062614
>the Oracle-based hybrid class is boring shit
>the Warpriest is a souped up battle Cleric instead of a halfcasting, 3/4th BAB Paladin
>a full half of the "hybrid classes" should literally have just been archetypes for one of the parent classes (Swashbuckler to Fighter, Skald to Bard, Slayer to Ranger)
>Investigator reads like someone chopped off half of what was supposed to go into the Unchained Rogue design doc and stuck it on alchemist for giggles

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:22:56 No.53062769 Report

Quoted By: >>53062803 >>53062823

>>53062727
He's saying that apps wouldn't happen if there was actual nepotism involved. Instead it's just a comfy blanket that salty anons wrap themselves in.
>I didn't get into that game because of Captain Slow's cult of personality
is much easier to tell yourself than
>I didn't get in because this character I'm personally invested in isn't really that interesting

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:22:58 No.53062770 Report

Quoted By: >>53062803

>>53062727
Consider that it's not just that they pick their buddies, but that they're buddies because they get picked.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:22:59 No.53062771 Report

Quoted By: >>53062779 >>53062861 >>53062929

>>53062741
>ERP-buddies

This makes no god damn sense to me.

Help me understand. What could possibly be appealing about ERPing with other men? What's the appeal in ERPing in general?

I don't get it.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:23:25 No.53062778 Report

Quoted By: >>53062799

>>53062755
>Aurelian Mopatis
I forget, was that the actual character name, or was he ripping off ASoIaF again? Or both?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:23:33 No.53062779 Report

Quoted By: >>53062782 >>53062822 >>53062840 >>53062871 >>53062874

>>53062771
Wist and Wubu among others are female so there you go

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:23:39 No.53062781 Report

Quoted By: >>53062807

>>53062741
Did we ever get the greentext of their first session? It was yesterday.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:24:03 No.53062782 Report

Quoted By: >>53062797 >>53062826

>>53062779
They're probably fat.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:24:52 No.53062797 Report

Quoted By: >>53062822

>>53062782
ca/tg/irls in real life tend to be extremely sexy for some reason

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:24:54 No.53062798 Report

Quoted By: >>53062813

>>53062533
>>53061136
Well. The story goes it was a campaign, 1-20 and we were at level 20 about to breech into mythic levels with a mythic tier quest. The monk was part of this order called The Order of The Jade Dragon's Fist, and his goal to become a master of his style was to defeat an avatar of the jade dragon goddess in combat.

The rest of the party at the time was made up by a paladin, wizard, cleric, and barbarian. The wizard's brother had become a powerful lich who was trying to take the place of a recently dead god of death and time. Using his vast magic and divine artifacts of the gods, he was able to entrap the dragon goddess to use her to fuel his ascent. With these divine tools he could command her avatar while she was locked away.

So the party battled through a few different planes of reality to make it to the lich's domain of time and death. Through the while, the paladin's quest to locate the shield of the sun was successful, and she found it, and was planning on using the power to destroy the would-be god. They now stood before the lich's tower, and were faced with the controlled avatar of the jade dragon. The party sprung into action, and it was going fine, until the dragon used an ability to disarm the paladin from the shield which fell into a time pool. Luckily, the fucker always put weapon cords on all of her things, but for the one round it would take to reel it back in, she was at a loss for defense, and was instantly turned to stone.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:24:54 No.53062799 Report

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>>53062778
Seemed to be a completely original character

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:25:10 No.53062803 Report

Quoted By: >>53062812

>>53062769
>>53062770
Isn't this what happened with 2hu and why he made that game fall apart and crash?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:25:28 No.53062807 Report

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>>53062781
I hope we never do.
I'm sick of threads getting derailed to feed celeb players' egos.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:25:45 No.53062812 Report

Quoted By: >>53062820

>>53062803
I've heard Hells Rebels is going fine except for Vult dropping out

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:25:55 No.53062813 Report

Quoted By: >>53062911 >>53062997

>>53062798

The cleric wizard used his turn to cast wish, and wish that the paladin did not fail her save against that, but the wizard got AOEd by an invisible enemy in the stones. The barbarian and monk were holding back the avatar while the cleric went to revive the wizard, but he was pushed into a time pool by an invisible enemy.

Now the fight was tougher. The monk and barbarian were fighting, but the barbarian was knocked into negative HP. But because of Frenzied berserker, he still kept fighting. The monk backed away because of a promise he made with the barbarian around level 5. The barbarian battled with -200 or so HP, and chunked the avatar each time. Eventually though, his frenzy ran out, and the monk was the last to fight.

The avatar of the dragon stepped over to the monk, who stood up to return to the fight. The avatar was weakened now, and while he might be able to destroy her, it would be a battle hard fought. So he centered himself, and drew in all of his ki. The dragon goddess witnessed what was happening through her avatar that was being controlled, and wept tears of jade. It was a pure sacrifice. No one at the table knew he had this ability until he used it. (besides the GM of course) so we looked at him stunned. The monk sacrificed all that he worked for, he was so close completing his goal, in an effort for the rest of the party to live and complete the quest.

The monk was destroyed. The party restored, but they all knew how. The only thing left of the monk, was when people thought about him, a feeling of pure serenity and peace. The action of pure selflessness was saw by the goddess, and moved her enough to break the control over her avatar long enough to allow the rest of the party to pass into the tower to defeat the lich.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:26:18 No.53062820 Report

Quoted By: >>53062828 >>53062833

>>53062812
If 2hu and Vult are in the same game then how hasn't it fallen apart yet?

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:26:25 No.53062822 Report

Quoted By: >>53062825 >>53062893

>>53062779
>2 females
>an endless sea of men

What are the odds you're going to end up getting one of the females? Let's be real here.

>>53062797
Yeah, no.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:26:30 No.53062823 Report

Quoted By: >>53062863

>>53062769
I don't think picks are solely based on being friends with the applicant, but I also don't think that the app quality is the sole factor either.

>I didn't get in because this character I'm personally invested in isn't really that interesting
may not be the case as much as
>I didn't get in because of my schedule
or
>My meme game wasn't as strong

We shouldn't assume that those who got in were the absolute best written apps, simply based on the fact that they got in. there's a lot of factors that decide this.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:26:46 No.53062825 Report

Quoted By: >>53062909

>>53062822
>Yeah, no.
Speaking from experience m8

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:26:47 No.53062826 Report

Quoted By: >>53062854 >>53062909

>>53062782
Now that's a sour-grapes statement if I've ever heard one.

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2017 18:27:04 No.53062828 Report

Quoted By: >>53062846

>>53062820
they were in two separate games of HR ran by the same person

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