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Anonymous Tue 09 May 18:10:55 2017 No.53148091 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53148121 >>53148155

Age of IG edition
Ladyboys only subedition
Actual retardation subsubedition

>Proper Duncan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEjaR_-lCxw

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android.
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!z4wmmJyR!jTfwLczhdFjV0q6nowtGag!qgZhmAhK

>40k rules reference in wiki format.
https://sites.google.com/site/wh40000rules/

>Latest GW teases
https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/

>Latest GW FAQs.
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-JP/Rules-Errata

>8th edition FAQ:
https://warhammer40000.gw-hub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/04/New-Edition-of-40K-FAQ.pdf2

previous thread >>53144271

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:12:31 No.53148121 Report

Quoted By: >>53148139

>>53148091
First for Ladyboys

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:12:34 No.53148123 Report

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first for underdog guard

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:12:56 No.53148129 Report

Quoted By: >>53148175 >>53148934

> Ladyboys only subedition
Why would you do this?
I dont get all the love for traps the ll look like guys to me

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:13:27 No.53148136 Report

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We need more qt models in 40k

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:13:37 No.53148139 Report

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>>53148121

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:13:47 No.53148143 Report

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(not) sisters of battle when?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:14:07 No.53148147 Report

Quoted By: >>53148172

Remember everyone:

It's not gay if you do it in his wife's bed.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:14:41 No.53148155 Report

Quoted By: >>53148194 >>53148220 >>53148223 >>53148235 >>53148266 >>53148284 >>53148373 >>53148412

>>53148091

Nth for Cadian plastic Guard are here to stay

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:15:54 No.53148172 Report

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>>53148147
Kek nice, this is going on my ever-expanding list of "it's not gay"

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:15:54 No.53148173 Report

Quoted By: >>53148196 >>53148344

>age of IG

Not on our watch

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:16:04 No.53148175 Report

Quoted By: >>53148215 >>53148236

>>53148129
It is mostly a meme.
But the taste for them is that they end being more girly than girls.
So if you want a reason that could be it

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:16:12 No.53148179 Report

Quoted By: >>53148219

>all this transexual degeneracy
Slaneeshmas was a mistake.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:17:04 No.53148194 Report

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>>53148155
id at least like updated kits so i don't have to constantly kit bash melta guns and plasma guns

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:17:13 No.53148196 Report

Quoted By: >>53148209 >>53148228 >>53148269 >>53148271 >>53148305

>>53148173

Why are they so swole

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:17:52 No.53148207 Report

Quoted By: >>53148687

I'M GONNA BUY TYRANIDS ON 8E RELEASE DAY AND ARM EVERYTHING WITH SPINEFISTS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:18:08 No.53148209 Report

Quoted By: >>53148228

>>53148196
eating chaotic grains

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:18:21 No.53148215 Report

Quoted By: >>53148230 >>53148270 >>53148337

>>53148175
>its mostly a meme
Tell that to the discord i am in where the second most active channel is just pictures of traps. i think it may be because society is becoming more open which means people are becoming more sexually open. but thats just one autistic nerds opinion.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:18:38 No.53148219 Report

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>>53148179
Are you crazy ? It was a riot !

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:18:42 No.53148220 Report

Quoted By: >>53148249 >>53148299 >>53148313

>>53148155
How is this a positive?

Plastic Cadians look like arse

I was mildly hyped for something NEW and good looking. instead: same shit cadians, same mongoloid catachans forever

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:18:54 No.53148223 Report

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>>53148155
I wanna die.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:19:05 No.53148228 Report

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>>53148196
>>53148209

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:19:11 No.53148230 Report

Quoted By: >>53148240

>>53148215
>trap oriented discord
link for science reasons?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:19:24 No.53148235 Report

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>>53148155
Maybe new box for veterans?

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:19:28 No.53148236 Report

Quoted By: >>53148571 >>53148636

>>53148175
Except 'girly' is not attractive, and really just an exaggeration of common female traits.

Autogynephiles like traps due to porn-induced desensitization. It's really that simple.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:19:41 No.53148240 Report

Quoted By: >>53148318

>>53148230
Sorry cant do that anon

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:20:02 No.53148249 Report

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>>53148220
You need to be a buff gorilla man to survive on Catachan.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:21:06 No.53148266 Report

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>>53148155
i wish we would go back to finecast it was so much better.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:21:08 No.53148269 Report

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>>53148196

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:21:10 No.53148270 Report

Quoted By: >>53148300 >>53148320 >>53148383

>>53148215
I can understand the appeal, but just like "horrible world news" it is not that the world is getting worst but we are getting to know more often how bad the world is.

Same with sexual deviancy. There is not really an increase in that, but we know about it more.

Now back to 40k

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:21:23 No.53148271 Report

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>>53148196
maybe the heaviest things we lift are not our weights but our GIFTS OF THE DARK GODS

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:22:05 No.53148284 Report

Quoted By: >>53148341 >>53150249

>>53148155
DRIFTING MY RUSS ACROSS THE TUNDRA 'COS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

ASS-FIRST IS HOW THE ASTRA PLAY NOW.

>T8 W12

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:23:00 No.53148299 Report

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>>53148220

Its not a perfect kit but it is wonderfully kit bashable atleast. I'm not sure there's a more versatile torso out there.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:23:04 No.53148300 Report

Quoted By: >>53148354 >>53148372 >>53149296

>>53148270
Sure, sweetheart

Do you think in 8th, Slaanesh will get new toys... I mean, new units to play with ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:23:17 No.53148305 Report

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>>53148196
They were all probably miners,industrial workers, or had some other labor-intensive job before defecting to chaos.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:23:40 No.53148310 Report

Quoted By: >>53148348

So if I hide my squishy HQ in a blob of infantry that it buffs, my enemy can't hurt it with weapons that were previously large blasts because templates are gone and it can't target the HQ?

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:23:52 No.53148313 Report

Quoted By: >>53148377 >>53148618 >>53149424

>>53148220
Just cave in and buy Krieg, the quality is worth the price in the end.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:24:08 No.53148318 Report

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>>53148240
I'll do it, I'll really do it

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:24:14 No.53148320 Report

Quoted By: >>53148441 >>53148591

>>53148270
Not really, there has been a steady increase in STDs that coincided with the sexual liberation movement. In fact queer groups have the highest rates of STDs, and it's proven people who belong to these groups are often brought there by a combination of pornography, child abuse and constant propaganda.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:24:18 No.53148323 Report

Quoted By: >>53148365 >>53148475 >>53150252

>shoot leman with 2 lascannons
>2d6
>-12W
So this is the power of notoneshots

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:24:52 No.53148337 Report

Quoted By: >>53148405

>>53148215
In essence. People have more freedom to experiment. Don't see anything inherently good with it, and it pleases Slaneesh.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:25:03 No.53148341 Report

Quoted By: >>53150572

>>53148284
It takes about 500 bolters being rapid fired to kill a squad of 3 russes
> is it possible for guardsmen to get this erect?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:25:14 No.53148344 Report

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>>53148173
>implying renegades won't get similar rules

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:25:28 No.53148348 Report

Quoted By: >>53148402

>>53148310
We'll have to see how "indirect fire" weapons work before anwsering that question.
So far, we know that you can take shots at them with Snipers.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:25:41 No.53148354 Report

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>>53148300
Im hoping, at the very least that there will be a couple new toys and a sc! box

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:26:23 No.53148365 Report

Quoted By: >>53148430 >>53148620

>>53148323
Do we want to see the probability of that happening compared to now?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:26:37 No.53148372 Report

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>>53148300
Did alfabusa die? Last time I remember seeing something from him people were still bitching about >aeldari

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:26:38 No.53148373 Report

Quoted By: >>53148411 >>53148421

>>53148155
I just want plastic Valhallans. I just want to run the 597th. For the love of god why won't you make a new Cain model geedubs please it would sell so fucking well.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:26:44 No.53148377 Report

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>>53148313

43 bongdollars for 10 infantry

GET A GRIP

on an email address for a based chinaman.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:27:10 No.53148383 Report

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>>53148270
Hmm you maybe right but i guess its just that i have seen an increase in trap stuff around the web and its diluted my perspective. Anyways on 40k I wont if Sanguinary Guard will be worth it now that i cant run a Dantestar

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:28:42 No.53148402 Report

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>>53148348
My guess would be artillery gets a -1 to hit if they don't have LoS

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:28:54 No.53148405 Report

Quoted By: >>53148487 >>53148526

>>53148337
I mean i dont mind experimentation i just hate this whole new thing of everythng has to be a femboy. I just want to look at some nudes from actual girls.It may also be that i have been told to become a trap multiple times.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:29:18 No.53148411 Report

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>>53148373
Give in friend. Embrace the stupid faces.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:29:23 No.53148412 Report

Quoted By: >>53148594

>>53148155
Believe it or not but steel legion will happen

I'm not sure if the cadians will be gone, probably not in the near future anyway

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:29:44 No.53148421 Report

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>>53148373

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:30:22 No.53148430 Report

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>>53148365
I hope lascannon will cost around 30 points. If all 4 lascannons hit leman without cover save, they will kill him for sure.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:30:51 No.53148437 Report

Quoted By: >>53148456 >>53148472

Who would win? 100 primarch sized Guard or 1 Guard sized primarch

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:31:05 No.53148441 Report

Quoted By: >>53148519

>>53148320
It's because guys are better than girls at everything, even being girls
Just put your bias aside and fuck a qt trap in the boipucci and you'll understand

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:31:55 No.53148456 Report

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>>53148437
The Primarch.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:31:59 No.53148459 Report

Quoted By: >>53148490 >>53148494 >>53148499 >>53148523 >>53148537 >>53148538 >>53148545 >>53148634

PLASTIC SISTERS CONFIRMED. BUCKLE UP LADS.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:32:21 No.53148472 Report

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>>53148437
>ogryns are already almost primarch sized

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:32:27 No.53148475 Report

Quoted By: >>53148709

>>53148323
>shoot leman with 1 lascannon
>lol explosion

Dying in 2 shots > Dying in 1 shot

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:33:15 No.53148487 Report

Quoted By: >>53148522

>>53148405
>It may also be that i have been told to become a trap multiple times.
You should tell Slaanesh worshippers to calm down if you are a straight, maybe.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:33:23 No.53148490 Report

Quoted By: >>53148545 >>53148553

>>53148459
Are they actually cute boys though?

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:33:27 No.53148494 Report

Quoted By: >>53148529 >>53148538 >>53148545

>>53148459
NO FUCKING WAY

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:33:39 No.53148499 Report

Quoted By: >>53148538 >>53148545

>>53148459
Source?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:34:24 No.53148519 Report

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>>53148441
This. Give that boiclit a good hard dicking.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:34:25 No.53148522 Report

Quoted By: >>53148562 >>53148651

>>53148487
Plenty of girls like traps, since both genders think girls are pretty, so you don't have to be gay to be a trap

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:34:25 No.53148523 Report

Quoted By: >>53148538

>>53148459
LINK

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:34:36 No.53148526 Report

Quoted By: >>53148562

>>53148405
Yes, can relate. Have fairly feminine features (pretty guy) and got the same crap for it. No, i have no interest in men, or you, just stop.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:34:44 No.53148529 Report

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>>53148494
3rd party

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:35:06 No.53148537 Report

Quoted By: >>53148605

>>53148459
Falseflag, this image's been circulating since June of last year

https://spikeybits.com/2016/05/new-bits-want-plastic-sisters.html

http://theminiaturespage.com/boards/msg.mv?id=425460

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:35:12 No.53148538 Report

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>>53148459
>Slotta base
>2017

Not buying it.

>>53148494
>>53148499
>>53148523
Gullible.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:35:32 No.53148545 Report

Quoted By: >>53148569

>>53148459
>>53148494
>>53148499
>>53148490
Calm, it's fake.
More precisely, it's a russian guy doing his own sister stuff, and selling them like crack in a dirty alley.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:35:57 No.53148553 Report

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>>53148490
Only if we get new guard models that turn out to be a female regiment or a bunch of Sweet Polly Olivers if you want some reverse traps to compensate.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:36:31 No.53148562 Report

Quoted By: >>53148651

>>53148522
Well i dont buy that whole shit tho. Also i like actually looking like a man.
>>53148526
It's not that i look feminine its just that i am fairly submissive in my daily life so i get some shit for it.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:36:40 No.53148569 Report

Quoted By: >>53148609

>>53148545
I'll buy your crack in a dirty alley.

As long as your crack isn't itself a dirty alley.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:36:52 No.53148571 Report

Quoted By: >>53148606 >>53148641 >>53148654

>>53148236
>porn-induced desensitization

Found the /pol/lack.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:37:51 No.53148591 Report

Quoted By: >>53148646 >>53148673 >>53148712

>>53148320

STD's have to do with 2 major thing, the first being that most of those couples one cannot get children, so little usage of condoms.

Second, its actually far harder to get STD's than people think, especially in oral and vaginal sex.

Anal sex however, the risk shoots up a couple 100 times.

Take this, refers to HIV but illustrates the point.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html

Oh, another part is that this people have been shunned most of their lives, anyone who gives them validation they jump their bones, just like girls with daddy issues. More sexual partners = more stds.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:38:03 No.53148594 Report

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>>53148412
plz be true

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:38:29 No.53148605 Report

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>>53148537
How do I order this shit? Do fucking want.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:38:34 No.53148606 Report

Quoted By: >>53148641 >>53148654 >>53148675

>>53148571
>MUH /POL/ MUH /POL/

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:38:43 No.53148609 Report

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>>53148569
Search for "grishnakmodels" on the interwebs, then. Good luck.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:39:21 No.53148618 Report

Quoted By: >>53148643 >>53148684 >>53148689

>>53148313
The moment FW swaps out Krieg for the Praetorian Guard is the moment I'll crack. I have heard rumours the Elysians are going away, and I'll admit i could be tempted if they brought out some Harakoni Warhawks or Phantine Skybourne as replacements.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:39:24 No.53148620 Report

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>>53148365
Assuming a marine is shooting, the old odds were 1/54 and the new odds are about 140/6561 I think.
Or in other words, in the past it was a 1.8% chance for 1 lascannon to instagib a Leman Russ and now it's a 2.1% chance for 2 lascannons to instagib a Leman Russ.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:40:09 No.53148634 Report

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>>53148459
Third party Russian guy that takes ages to respond.
Look for Grishnak

Also it is clear that it ain't FW or GW, because the resin does not suck ass

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:40:14 No.53148636 Report

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>>53148236
>Autogynephiles
>porn induced desensitization
>durr I'm gonna use big words that have as much weight in the scientific community as SJW buzzwords to sound smart because someone linked me to a Christian blog that confirmed all my biases

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:40:23 No.53148641 Report

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>>53148571
>>53148606
Let's not do this again.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:40:28 No.53148643 Report

Quoted By: >>53148672

>>53148618
>I have heard rumours the Elysians are going away

they aren't

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:40:37 No.53148646 Report

Quoted By: >>53148718

>>53148591
I'm sure part of it is that men are sluts. The chief restriction on how often they have sex for heterosexual males is women saying no.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:41:02 No.53148651 Report

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>>53148522
This, a lot of girls i've got was purely from looking feminine feature wise, despite being fit, im not buffed and have little body hair, doesn't help used to be a metalhead so had long blond hair.

>>53148562
Yeah, makes sense. I'm the opposite, not submissive at all, but get that shit due to looks.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:41:09 No.53148654 Report

Quoted By: >>53148677

>>53148606
>>53148571
Will they ever learn ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:41:58 No.53148672 Report

Quoted By: >>53148700

>>53148643
Why the fuck not? They look like the mooks from the Incredibles. There's so many more interesting airborne regiments.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:41:59 No.53148673 Report

Quoted By: >>53148712

>>53148591
Literally no one on this board cares, go back to talking about plastic models or shut up, just because no one irl wants to hear the drivel about your personal crusade against gays to save the fabric of society doesn't mean you have to post it here

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:42:01 No.53148675 Report

Quoted By: >>53148702

>>53148606
>Realising he has been detected, the triggered /pol/lack immediately responds with his reddit meme

Are you guys ever concerned you're becoming stale and predictable?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:42:10 No.53148677 Report

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>>53148654
>posting an image of an angry old jewish man
like pottery

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:42:25 No.53148684 Report

Quoted By: >>53149223

>>53148618
You can make effective all-GW Praetorians just using Cadians with headswaps from the Freeguild Outrider kit. Trim the feathers off and you're good to go.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:42:48 No.53148687 Report

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>>53148207
>AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
except the realisation that raveners don't actually wield their spinefists on their fists and will completely ruin your army's theme

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:42:51 No.53148689 Report

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>>53148618
You can already get good looking rein Praetorian Guard from Victoria Miniatures.
Pic related is 50 dollarydoos so it's still pretty expensive.
They also make a female version if that's your thing.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:21 No.53148700 Report

Quoted By: >>53148714 >>53148814 >>53148915

>>53148672

Like who? Harakoni are a meme regiment with almost no info or presence in the fluff.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:32 No.53148702 Report

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>>53148675
>WEE WOO WEE WOO /POL/ POLICE COMING THROUGH STOP RIGHT THERE /POL/ CRIMINAL SCUM

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:36 No.53148704 Report

Quoted By: >>53148773

I play EC slaanesh marines how can I make them look like the newer chaos models with more corruption like this khorne fag

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:43:51 No.53148709 Report

Quoted By: >>53148731

>>53148475
>Can be rendered inoperable with a single lucky projectile

>JUST
>LIKE
>A REAL
>TANK

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:44:02 No.53148712 Report

Quoted By: >>53148744

>>53148673
>>53148591
Was meant for the guy you're responding to but still, talking about that kinda stuff here is just a good way to make people start going autistic

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:44:06 No.53148713 Report

Quoted By: >>53153820

So what is likely going to happen to rules like Sunder and Armorbane?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:44:18 No.53148714 Report

Quoted By: >>53148799

>>53148700
Not that anon, but why are they a meme regiment, exactly? They got namedropped in Warzone Fenris and The Gathering Storm, so GW hasn't forgotten about them.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:44:34 No.53148718 Report

Quoted By: >>53148743 >>53148863 >>53149099

>>53148646

Honest question, not meant to demean or try to sound smartass, how many female partners have you had?

Women are anything but coy, make them feel comfortable and not judged for sex, keep turning them on by understanding what she likes, and she will be jumping your cock every single day.

A woman saying no is more often than not the guy being a bit too thick and not turning her on/knowing how to/understanding her signals, or her being with him for reasons other than sexual attraction.

Women love sex, crave it, gives them validation and intimacy. But tons of societal bullshit on top of it, they need intimacy and support. Or anonymity (this way they cant be judged, this is why women jump on foreigners/tourists)

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:45:04 No.53148731 Report

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>>53148709
Trust me you don't want overrealism in your 40k, it wouldn't be fun

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:45:38 No.53148743 Report

Quoted By: >>53148771 >>53148772

>>53148718
>muh feelings
>muh support
>i need 24/7 therapists round the clock to fuck a guy
Maybe women just weren't supposed to survive natural selection.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:45:43 No.53148744 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148712

true enough, still hilarious conversation. But will restrain

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:47:46 No.53148771 Report

Quoted By: >>53148815

>>53148743
>MGTOW spotted
Just because Nancy in highschool wouldn't suck your dick because of her daddy issues doesn't mean all women are emotionally unstable sluts
>t. A non-trap girl

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:47:54 No.53148772 Report

Quoted By: >>53148815 >>53148863 >>53148875

>>53148743
Thats hyperbolic. You just need to make her understand that you won't judge if she wants you to fuck her ass while reciting verses from the bible (true story).

Make sure she knows you are fine with her kinks (but have limits on what makes you comfortable, but dont make judgey), and you know... be there for the relationship instead of expecting shit to happen by magic, and its fine.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:48:02 No.53148773 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148704
Dunno. Maybe a mix of new chaos models, some slaaneshi old ones, and some bits from Dark Eldar ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:49:44 No.53148794 Report

Quoted By:

With blasts going away the taurox battle cannon is just going to be a randomized autocannon

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:50:00 No.53148799 Report

Quoted By: >>53148829

>>53148714

Yeah, they got name dropped but like I said we know next to nothing about them. People say they are awesome, they are better than Elysians or what have you but pretty much all we know about them is that they are heavy drop troopers who use carbine lasguns...

Actually we know that they use the bog standard cadian uniform which is gross.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:50:36 No.53148808 Report

Quoted By: >>53148819 >>53148820

So the faction focus for AM was less helpful than the last one.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:50:52 No.53148814 Report

Quoted By: >>53148897

>>53148700
True, but they still look sick as hell (pic related). The Phantine are apparently pretty much the SAS, but have even less actual lore. I just don't like the Elysian models really, but I'd like to play an airborne regiment hence my annoyance. It's those stupid helmets.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:51:06 No.53148815 Report

Quoted By: >>53148844 >>53148890 >>53148917

>>53148771
Is Nancy even a real name? I've never ever met anyone named Nancy ever, it's almost like a fake meme name to me

Also
>crack a joke
>vaginal jew goes full autist
wew

>>53148772
I mean if I can recite shit from Revelation I'd be down, that book has always interested me.

But if her kink is getting BLACKED or swinging then fuck no, I'm shaming her to hell for it.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:51:25 No.53148819 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148808
It actually gave some info, so it was better.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:51:26 No.53148820 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148808

That isn't even remotely true.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:52:05 No.53148827 Report

Quoted By:

>post dubs that results in someone mentioning traps
>derails general for multiple threads
>everything is going as planned

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:52:13 No.53148829 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148799
At least they use cadian-style carapace armour like kasrkin, which looks a hell of a lot better than the alternatives imo.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:52:51 No.53148844 Report

Quoted By: >>53148860

>>53148815
>not being into swinging
Dude it's 2017 get some perspective

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:52:55 No.53148845 Report

Quoted By: >>53148876 >>53148884 >>53148907 >>53149987

dumb question time!

so living saints are basically daemon princes of the emperor right?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:53:35 No.53148860 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148844
>hello /r/feelthebern

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:53:44 No.53148863 Report

Quoted By: >>53148895

>>53148772
>>53148718
>going to a 40k thread
>sympathetic anon counceling a /pol/tard over sexual and relationship matters
>suddenly feels like I'm in highschool again

Never change, /tg/.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:54:31 No.53148875 Report

Quoted By: >>53148955 >>53148979 >>53149500

>>53148772
We call those girls "dove", because they shit white.

Religious girls are the best source of shameful anal. Also had the most questionable morals.
The amount of mini skirts, wide cleavage and crosses that where basically titfucking during exams was shameful. But it was a nice view.

Professor at university by the way

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:54:34 No.53148876 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148845
>Of Tzeentch

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:54:55 No.53148884 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148845
Yes. Now burn for that comparison, heretic.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:55:18 No.53148890 Report

Quoted By: >>53148931

>>53148815
My aunt was named Nancy actually, hope that's not some weird projection
I was just memeing how people talk to MGTOWs, guess I should have put an /s plebbit style
No hard feeling lad, no need to get triggered

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:55:27 No.53148894 Report

Quoted By: >>53148922

Is it still possible to get Elysians in more classic upright poses? Want to start a Guard army and like the Carapace aesthetic but Cadians are too buff for my taste, would like more slimmer models. Sadly all the Elysians FW has are in action poses which I hate.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:55:29 No.53148895 Report

Quoted By: >>53149274

>>53148863
>MUH /POL/ MUH /POL/ MUH /POL/
Uh oh, looks like /r/EnoughTrumpSpam has come for me! Gotta go!

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:55:30 No.53148897 Report

Quoted By: >>53148930

>>53148814

Yah that's a cool look but I think that might be fanart.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:55:55 No.53148907 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148845
No.
Living Saints are mortal.
A closer comparission would be to a champion or chosen.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:56:22 No.53148915 Report

Quoted By: >>53148985

>>53148700
The Elysians aren't exactly swimming in fluff either. Harakoni is generally described as being the stormtrooper equivalent to the Elysian's guardsman equivalent, so I'd be interested in seeing them as a sideline product like the Militarum Tempestus.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:56:40 No.53148917 Report

Quoted By: >>53148931 >>53148932

>>53148815

>I'm shaming her to hell for it.

And thus never have sex, again. Women talk and someone who shames for sex goes quickly into the local black book.

You do not have to accommodate those fetishes, if they make you uncomfortable thus communication is key, there is little need to shame her for it. You probably have very weird fetishes that a lot of people would laugh at you for.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:57:16 No.53148922 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148894

No, 2 out of 5 torsos are hunched over and the elysian kits tend to come with only 1 or 2 standing straight legs pose.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:57:59 No.53148930 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148897
They canonically wear Kasrkin-style carapace armor so it's probably not too far off the mark

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:58:07 No.53148931 Report

Quoted By: >>53148997

>>53148890
No I've seriously never ever seen a single person named Nancy

>thou was merely gesturing to be one of lower intellect
k

>>53148917
It's not that they make me uncomfortable, it's that they're fucking degenerate and gas chamber worthy. Anyone who supports such filth is not worth my time and certainly not worth my effort either way.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:58:09 No.53148932 Report

Quoted By: >>53148981

>>53148917
Question to try and get back on topic
What would be each of the primarchs weird kinks?

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:58:20 No.53148934 Report

Quoted By: >>53148961 >>53149035

>>53148129
Personally speaking I can tell you that I like 2d traps for the same reasons I like lolis (chest to hip ratio and size difference)
the dick is either minimal enough to not be a dealbreaker for the rest (the fabled feminine dick) or something that help underlining even further how often traps are more cockhungry than actual girls and the overarching subjugation theme that fuels the power fantasy

generally it's also because good artists take more money from doing niche stuff so the quality of vanilla ends up lacking in comparison of what people consider compromises

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:59:23 No.53148950 Report

Quoted By: >>53148974

If they do make plastic sisters I hope they give them some new units. Some seraphim with huge spears and feathered wings would be really badass.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:59:37 No.53148955 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148875
Hilarious story and very true.

Repression tends to result in higher kinkyness, reason why Saudi Arabia has insanely high level of sexual child abuse (boys).

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 18:59:59 No.53148958 Report

Quoted By: >>53149045

are any of the horus heresy books about the traitor legions particularly good? I read the first heretic/betrayer and had a lot of fun with them, and I'd like to read some more if you guys wouldn't mind making any recommendations

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:00:03 No.53148961 Report

Quoted By: >>53148992

>>53148934
>when you fap to a picture of a trap and just try and ignore the dick because the rest is so sexy and well drawn
The ultimate shame

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:00:24 No.53148968 Report

Quoted By:

We are hitting /r9k/ levels of sad here.

Cheetahfag shitpost into safety!

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:00:36 No.53148974 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148950
No because that would be a good idea. You're getting more Ultramarines instead and you're going to like it.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:00:51 No.53148979 Report

Quoted By: >>53149024

>>53148875
its creepy to think that even professors are staring at students

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:00:58 No.53148981 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148932

Think sanguinius is quite obvious, dat sweet blood play.
Anyway, won't be replying sexuality related things anymore, it is derailing. Apologies for that.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:01:20 No.53148985 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148915

no, elysians don't have presence in the fluff like Cadians or Catachans but compare the elysian lexicanum page to the harakoni.

and i wouldn't mind seeing more harakoni but their role kinda filled by the militarum tempestus anyway

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:01:42 No.53148992 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148961
>gujira.jpg

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:01:50 No.53148997 Report

Quoted By: >>53149037 >>53149054

>>53148931
>Le gas chamber
How's middle school?
I know I sound like a looser right now but when you get a little older you'll realize how cringy you are kid, maybe you should lay off 4chan till then, might I suggest 9gag?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:02:04 No.53149001 Report

Quoted By: >>53149044 >>53149058 >>53149105 >>53149111

So is this what happens when school is out and the kids flock to the board? Degeneracy everywhere?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:02:57 No.53149014 Report

Quoted By: >>53149033 >>53149037 >>53149038 >>53149041 >>53149076 >>53149139

Doesn't anyone just like having vanilla sex with vanilla girls anymore?
Why has everything got to be shaming or traps or cucks or innumerate other weird fucking meta fetishes?
Is there no place for regular sex with regular women in today's society?? GOD HELP US

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:03:21 No.53149021 Report

Quoted By: >>53149060 >>53149133

are we just talking about political shit ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:03:28 No.53149024 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148979
Hard not to. When you are sitting in front of them. Want to me too look at a window while teaching or taking an exam?

Then outfits I've seen for an exam or the obvious tit presenting try to squeeze some information for they lack of proper studying. Put our local whores into shame.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:03:58 No.53149033 Report

Quoted By: >>53149114

>>53149014
I sometimes hold hands with my GF, but only after I call her parents and ask if it's okay

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:03:59 No.53149035 Report

Quoted By: >>53149320

>>53148934
I guess that might be my problem is that i dont really have a power fantasy,

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:10 No.53149037 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148997
>oh shit i have no response
>better call him edgy

>>53149014
Fucking this

Whatever the fuck happened to heterosexual sex in missionary position?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:10 No.53149038 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149014
Nah, it's boring. I can't even finish without at least a popsicle stick and two tablespoons of peach yogurt in my ass anymore

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:23 No.53149041 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149014
vanilla is boring as shit its never turned me on in my life

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:31 No.53149044 Report

Quoted By: >>53149067 >>53149115 >>53149205

>>53149001

>So is this what happens when school is out and the kids flock to the board? Degeneracy everywhere?

Not specifically kids doing this, just the ever increasing vitriol and general disinterest in reconciliation between progressives and traditionalists in our society.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:35 No.53149045 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148958

>read betrayer
>Kharn was actually a really fucking decent person before Khorne skullfucked him
>even Angron was pretty fucking cool to people he decided to care about

I actually found myself getting bummed out considering what was gonna happen to them

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:50 No.53149054 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148997
Gas Chamber makes you cringe?
Back to redddit.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:58 No.53149058 Report

Quoted By: >>53149077

>>53149001
Can't tell, I'm 29, and my dad works for Games Workshop. He says that lady ultramarines will be a thing, and that Slaanesh is getting dunked for degeneracy.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:04:59 No.53149060 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149021
Because all he non-trap males got thrown out of helicopters

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:05:14 No.53149067 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149044
>just the ever increasing vitriol and general disinterest in reconciliation between progressives and traditionalists in our society.
smart anon is smart

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:05:53 No.53149076 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149014
it's difficult to find good vanilla on the Internet, m8

I'm not joking

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:05:54 No.53149077 Report

Quoted By: >>53149117

>>53149058
My dad works for Nintendo.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:06:27 No.53149085 Report

Quoted By: >>53149096 >>53149119 >>53149123 >>53149132 >>53149134 >>53149173 >>53150076

can we just talk about 40k not this nonsense

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:02 No.53149096 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149085
No. Go back to /r/Warhammer40k

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:14 No.53149099 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148718
>I don't mean to sound condescending but...
>Make the irrelevent point that women love sex just as much as men.
>Proceeds to list the various criteria that need to be met for women and the hangups they have to overcome to agree to ACTUALLY HAVE sex

Were you trying to support my point, or did you just not read your post back to yourself before hitting [Post]?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:23 No.53149105 Report

Quoted By: >>53149143

>>53149001
Don't acknowledge it. Report, hide, and move on.

I'm just itching to know what my Great Unclean One's stats are going to look like.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:39 No.53149111 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149001
>you will never browse a /tg/ free of tumblr entryism and /pol/ shitposting ever again in a post-2010 USA world

meanwhile I have been banned several times for stupid reasons like "off topic" for posting 40k-related shit (I don't know, ask the damn mods) and these idiots stay here and don't have their posts deleted

whatever, to keep this on-topic though, is MSU still going to win the day in 8th? I haven't really read the updates regularly but I hope 8th edition means I can run 10 man CSM squads with heavy bolters as my heavy and splitfire those at infantry while my plasma dudes pop rhinos, and it won't be the worst thing in the world

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:44 No.53149114 Report

Quoted By: >>53149150

>>53149033
>holding hands

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:48 No.53149115 Report

Quoted By: >>53149154

>>53149044
This in essence.

Society is becoming more and more polarized. We are approaching the Fall, sadly I doubt we will spawn a god/ess of lust in the process.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:51 No.53149117 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149077
My dad is Mr. microsoft

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:07:55 No.53149119 Report

Quoted By: >>53149178

>>53149085
What do you want to talk about? we have already chewed through all the new hype information. So we are left with this

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:08:01 No.53149123 Report

Quoted By: >>53149178

>>53149085
Probably not. It's most likely a better idea to shitpost this thread into oblivion and start fresh in a new thread. Unless the jannies step in and BTFO the loons.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:08:27 No.53149131 Report

Quoted By: >>53149179 >>53149185 >>53149547

Do we know anything about army structure in 8th?

Will you still be able to do things like picture related?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:08:28 No.53149132 Report

Quoted By: >>53149253

>>53149085
Where do you think you are?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:08:28 No.53149133 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149021
At this point it seems so.
This thread is just a lost cause at this point, either report everything and hope the mods decide to actually do something, hope the shitposters run out of steam at some point and stop or just abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:08:28 No.53149134 Report

Quoted By: >>53149145 >>53149168 >>53149177 >>53150127

>>53149085
I'd rather talk about this than acknowledge the new bullshit character rules.

At least the faggot GW dick suckers who claimed 8th edition "wasn't a copied and pasted AoS" can now hang themselves.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:08:46 No.53149139 Report

Quoted By: >>53149153 >>53149161

>>53149014
>liking vanilla
God you haven't lived life until you've done something so degenerate you lay in bed wide awake thinking about what you've done

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:09:09 No.53149143 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149105
I must know my Wrath of Khorne Bloodthisrters wound count.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:09:21 No.53149145 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149134
But character rules are different in AoS.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:09:34 No.53149150 Report

Quoted By: >>53149193

>>53149114
>>>/d/

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:09:42 No.53149153 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149139
>scat

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:09:44 No.53149154 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149115
because vanilla doesn't interest some people so they don't like it. like oh boy penis in vagina wew

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:10:19 No.53149161 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149139
It's time to fucking stop.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:10:33 No.53149168 Report

Quoted By: >>53149200

>>53149134

That bad? Way to kill your games GW.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:10:36 No.53149170 Report

Quoted By:

What about reverse traps (pic related)?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:10:48 No.53149173 Report

Quoted By: >>53149253 >>53149288

>>53149085

Recommend me a horus heresy book about one of the traitor legions anon

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:01 No.53149177 Report

Quoted By: >>53149217 >>53149240

>>53149134
>I'd rather talk about this than acknowledge the new bullshit character rules.
The new rules are functionally no different from the old ones except for the fact that you can't create OP deathstars (at least theoretically). That, plus the added benefit that characters can now affect more than one unit only makes these rules better than the old ones.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:02 No.53149178 Report

Quoted By: >>53149196

>>53149119
um Is slaanesh dieing please say no

>>53149123
I guess I just hate these conversations

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:03 No.53149179 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149131
We know that there are 14 FOCs now. Beyond that, we don't really know enough yet.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:09 No.53149182 Report

Quoted By: >>53150620

Is this a good footslogging squad load out for black templars?

>9 initiates, 5 with bolters 4 with chainsword (wysiwyg)
>sword brother with grav pistol, power fist, melta bombs
>5 neophytes with chainsword
Might have the emporers champion join in with them. Is this good or should I ditch the neophytes and take a rhino?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:17 No.53149185 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149131
there are supposed to be three styles of play, basically normal 40k, "narrative 40k" whatever that means, and unbound (which isn't called unbound anymore)

I really doubt they're going to go back to pre-6th with strictly CAD armies, the multiple faction list cat has long been out of the bag. and look how siggymar works. there are supposed to be formations that you pay points for instead of formations that give you free shit.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:39 No.53149193 Report

Quoted By: >>53149227

>>53149150
You can't show that on a christian wood-chopping imageboard, you fool !

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:11:55 No.53149196 Report

Quoted By: >>53149287

>>53149178
Considering the eldar just got a new god who's entire purpose is to eradicate slaanesh, probably

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:12:06 No.53149200 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149168
See the AoS people are like Crows and enjoy AoS for the big fancy models, they don't care about the rules.

The crows will keep the money flowing.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:12:07 No.53149205 Report

Quoted By: >>53149329

>>53149044
>just the ever increasing vitriol and general disinterest in reconciliation between progressives and traditionalists in our society.

The cycle continues....

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:12:41 No.53149217 Report

Quoted By: >>53149262 >>53149266 >>53149284

>>53149177
>except for the fact that you can't create OP deathstars

Maybe that is the exact issue all the crying WAACfags have with it ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:13:00 No.53149223 Report

Quoted By: >>53149238

>>53148684
Seems like a good idea but 29 bucks for 5-10 heads seems like a stretch if that's the only part I'd use.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:13:10 No.53149227 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149193
B..bu..but I spoilered! plz dont ban

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:14:01 No.53149238 Report

Quoted By: >>53149505 >>53149566

>>53149223
Bits sellers are your friends, anon.

Alternatively it'd help if you were actually putting together an empire/freeguild army because the kit comes with alternate heads and you could still build them as pistoliers.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:14:06 No.53149240 Report

Quoted By: >>53149264 >>53149267 >>53149269 >>53149281 >>53149292 >>53149305

>>53149177
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CREATE OP DEATH STARS US THE RETARDED PRE SCHOOL RULES WRITERS WOULD BALANCE THE DAMN GAME.

Don't fucking act like them not being able to balance for shit, so they created a dumb ass bullshit mechanic that shouldn't exist is a good thing.

Just. Balance. The. Game.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:14:38 No.53149251 Report

Quoted By: >>53149315 >>53149318 >>53149328 >>53150404

Can we just go back to talking about guardsmen (girl) hype? All the guard anons must have left to paint their ratlings

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:14:42 No.53149253 Report

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>>53149173
fulgrim based on my fav legion the EC watching them go from perfectionists to unhinged psychopaths is drama in its most beautiful form its sooo good EC best legion.

>>53149132
I know im on 4chan but we could at least keep bs in its respective board

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:15:13 No.53149262 Report

Quoted By: >>53149324

>>53149217
I could make OP Death Stars with T3 armies of the Inquisition and SoB?

Why nobody told me?!

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:15:22 No.53149264 Report

Quoted By: >>53149325

>>53149240
>Just. Balance. The. Game.
That's what they're doing.

You not liking it is something else entirely.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:15:37 No.53149266 Report

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>>53149217

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:15:39 No.53149267 Report

Quoted By: >>53149325

>>53149240
That's exactly what they're doing you mongoloid

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:15:45 No.53149269 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149240
They are balancing the game anon
>with 8th

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:16:06 No.53149274 Report

Quoted By:

>>53148895
>proving him right this hard
kek

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:16:27 No.53149281 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149240

This is true, but I would be worried after seeing how many games end up "balancing" things, basically homogenizing the shit out of them.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:16:35 No.53149284 Report

Quoted By: >>53149343

>>53149217
There wouldn't be a WAACfag problem is the fucking idiots writing 8th edition balanced their damn codexes.

They've admitted their so fucking incompetent at Codex balancing that they've created a core rule mechanic to stop them.

It's like an 800lbs man duck taping his fridge shut instead of simply not eating.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:16:54 No.53149287 Report

Quoted By: >>53149327

>>53149196
b-but I like the eldar aswell why can't I have my eldar dark eldar and slaanesh without GW pging my dark eldar and Emperor's children

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:17:03 No.53149288 Report

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>>53149173
A Thousand Sons is pretty good.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:17:07 No.53149292 Report

Quoted By: >>53149343

>>53149240
>Just. Balance. The. Game.
That's what they're doing.
You haven't actually explained what's wrong with the new system, you've just called it "bullshit"
So what exactly about it is bullshit?

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:17:23 No.53149296 Report

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>>53148300
definitely, going by even just fluff, if Guilliman is walking there's no way Fulgrim will be able to keep his ego from jumping off that pleasure planet to finish him off, so we may see some new cultists or maybe some newly made corrupted Pheonix Guard

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:17:43 No.53149305 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149240
You seem perturbed.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:17:49 No.53149309 Report

Quoted By:

Would anyone complain if I ran standard Guardsmen with snipers as ratings? The models just look fucking stupid and with 8e snipers are looking viable now.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:03 No.53149315 Report

Quoted By: >>53149360

>>53149251

This would be great, guardswoman are common in the lore, and wouldnt make sense that "in constant war" the empire would give three fucks about "not having women as soldiers". its idiotic.

Now, to make an all-girl IG army painted in black and pink.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:08 No.53149318 Report

Quoted By: >>53149342 >>53149344 >>53149362

>>53149251
I should buy some snipers.
Oh... wait. I forgot that I'm playing nids.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:14 No.53149320 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149035
the very act of desiring to be in a qualitatively different situation is a power fantasy
and desiring to be more desired is one that would abnormal for someone not to have

but I guess people who don't have (or have less) insecurities will feel less the need of a relatively more powerful power fantasy

good for you on being a better adjusted being, I guess

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:41 No.53149324 Report

Quoted By: >>53149368

>>53149262
Well there was this thing with crusaders (for storm shields) death cult assassins (for 2 power weapons for the price of less than 2 with a person attached) and a bunch of characters hidden in there for buffs and force weapons. Riding an allied in GK land raider as transport. It was quite effective and stupid resilient for a unit with majority T3

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:41 No.53149325 Report

Quoted By: >>53149341 >>53149343 >>53149394 >>53149419

>>53149264
>>53149267
It's a dumbass way of balancing when you could simply write balanced codexes you fucking idiots.

Like I said it's like an 800lbs man duck taping his fridge shut instead of simply not eating.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:42 No.53149327 Report

Quoted By: >>53149358

>>53149287
Stop posting Horatio in 40k threads.

I know he is the most beautiful thing in the universe, but restrain yourself

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:44 No.53149328 Report

Quoted By: >>53149358

>>53149251
Wait, are we getting female guard?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:18:46 No.53149329 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149205

History may not repeat itself but it does rhyme

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:19:51 No.53149341 Report

Quoted By: >>53149521

>>53149325
Says you. I think the new rules are great.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:20:02 No.53149342 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149318
Who needs snipers when your bugs just eat everything ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:20:04 No.53149343 Report

Quoted By: >>53149398

>>53149292

>>53149284
>>53149325

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:20:06 No.53149344 Report

Quoted By: >>53149362

>>53149318
Sucks to suck... Wait i play Khorne Daemonkin, fuck.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:20:47 No.53149358 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149327
im sorry anon ill stop

>>53149328
the more female warriors the better

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:21:00 No.53149360 Report

Quoted By: >>53149387 >>53149392 >>53149457

>>53149315
>wouldnt make sense that "in constant war" the empire would give three fucks about "not having women as soldiers". its idiotic.

You're the only idiot.
An Empire constantly at war would need women to constantly be having babies.
Sending women to die would be cutting their own legs off.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:21:09 No.53149362 Report

Quoted By: >>53149399 >>53149473

>>53149318
Hive guard
>>53149344
Skull cannons will be the snipers of 8th

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:21:41 No.53149368 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149324
Hardly a Death Star. Since that thing ate so much point out of your T3 for what they could do assuming the LRC didn't explode on turn1-2 before dropping its cargo.

It was usually better to just spam 6 Exorcist than try to make that thing work consistently. And fucking Exorcist fire 1d6

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:21:48 No.53149369 Report

Quoted By: >>53149386 >>53149395 >>53149397 >>53149425 >>53149441

>Just watched the trailer
>Nu-marines are all but confirmed

I don't want my marines to look shit, friends. What is Rowboat brewing up? Sigmarines?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:22:03 No.53149373 Report

Quoted By: >>53149400 >>53149415 >>53149420 >>53149426

>all these fags butthurt that their bullshit deathstar is no longer legal

Top fucking kek. Hopefully actual bodyguard units like Celestine and her grills and Inquisitors and their henchmen can still attach in some way though.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:10 No.53149386 Report

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>>53149369
god who knows they will probably some how be faster then my eldar. because when you charge me I lose my inhuman speed

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:13 No.53149387 Report

Quoted By: >>53149546

>>53149360

And women spontaneously generate fetuses? Look at many examples in history of societies that due to war started having far more women than men. They did not all start banging the same dudes, most died alone and childless.

There is ample supply of female misfits, gangscum, criminals, infertile women, women wanting to fight to fill the role.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:24 No.53149392 Report

Quoted By: >>53149546

>>53149360
>he doesn't know about the multiple books and codexes where guardswomen are mentioned
>he thinks the imperium has a population problem
>he literally has never read a piece of 40k fluff
I can't wait for my all femguard army so I can paint their lasguns pink

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:30 No.53149394 Report

Quoted By: >>53149521

>>53149325
Given the amount of content they put out, meticulously checking every single possible combination is not realistic. The best way to balance things is to remove the exploit entirely.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:32 No.53149395 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149369
Ultramarines

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:36 No.53149397 Report

Quoted By: >>53149428 >>53149497 >>53150533

>>53149369
>no chaos nu-marines
>playing against loyalists with my csm will no be like fielding a bunch of midgets against an army of huge thick-cocked alphas pushing my shit in for the emperor

alright the CSM neglect was painful in the past but now the red-headed stepchild status has gone TOO FAR

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:39 No.53149398 Report

Quoted By: >>53149521

>>53149343
That still doesn't explain anything. You haven't said what's actually wrong with it, you've just said it is.
So what is wrong with the 8th edition way of doing characters compared to 7th. Don't say that they should have balanced the dexes instead, explain what is actually wrong with the new system.
Because right now you only seem to not like it because it's new and different

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:39 No.53149399 Report

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>>53149362
Wait your right! The guaranteed hits (most likely D6 or some shit) will mean I can more consistently charge through cover. Thank you based 8th.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:23:41 No.53149400 Report

Quoted By: >>53149436 >>53149487

>>53149373
You could simply not have death star units by balancing the codexes themselves.

Not by making a sweeping core rule mechanic thats just pants on head retarded.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:24:29 No.53149415 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149373
>ordered some Cataphractii Terminators

>might put some Stormshields on them, if possible
>add Asterion Moloc
LET THE SLAUGHTERING OF TACTICAL SPEHSS MUHREENS BEGIN

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:24:48 No.53149419 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149325
>Like I said it's like an 800lbs man duck taping his fridge shut instead of simply not eating.
That's what GW has been doing for years with shitty results, already.
Now, it's tabula rasa time.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:24:48 No.53149420 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149373
Celestine and her helping of EXTRA THICC are part of a rule's package, you can't take her alone. I bet that instead of the rez, tho, she will have a SHITTON of wounds, like on par with a knight.
Inquisitors are actually ICs, the rule would apply.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:03 No.53149424 Report

Quoted By: >>53149456 >>53149555

>>53148313
holy shit, if this is your work you are a great painter, but i think you need more practice with the eyes! Meanwhile, my eye work is god like but i still fuck up at edge highlighting

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:06 No.53149425 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149369
GW figure out people only by marines.
So WHF was axed in order to have Ground Marines.
40k run out of space marines so they are making Space-Marine^2 to increase sales.
In fact they want so much marines that they made 30k so they can have more marines release with their marine release.

8th is Ultramarines vs Evil shit marines, also there is this guys here we don't care

Buy more marines!

Every time GW releases something marine related, God kills someone that would love you

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:06 No.53149426 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149373
If anything it would seem like retinues are more usefull than they are now. Like a command squad actually being used to escort your libby/chaplain/captain, rather than a cheap, 5 meltagun suicide unit in a drop pod.

Which armies have no retinue option for their HQ btw ? I mean if even Nids have Tyrant guard ... It surely is impossible to have it worse than the NPC race :^)

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:09 No.53149428 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149397
The new guys are about as big as Rubrics.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:30 No.53149431 Report

Quoted By:

Are Nids going to be fun in 8th do you think?

I've been out of the game for a couple years now but might get pulled back in.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:34 No.53149433 Report

Quoted By: >>53149468 >>53149474 >>53149504 >>53150184

So, my only regular opponent insists on setting up every game as a city fight, because he's got a shitload of scenery. He also plays marines.

How fucked am I? Already struggling to get to grips with his gunline armies as I play mostly high-mobility, low-survivability stuff (speed freak orks and admech with lots of ironstriders and sicarans). Seems like this will be a lot worse when I get little benefit from cover and he doubles in survivability.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:25:43 No.53149436 Report

Quoted By: >>53149554

>>53149400
>you could simply have your cake and eat it too!!
Eighth can't come soon enough, I will literally jerk off to the new rules and use WAACfag tears as lube

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:26:02 No.53149441 Report

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>>53149369

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:26:59 No.53149454 Report

Quoted By: >>53149472 >>53149480

>ICs can't join units anymore, just like AoS

what the heck. I've read how it works so it seems like it won't be so bad but this will be weird to play as I've only played 6th and 7th 40k, this means my chaos lord doesn't need an escort anymore so he can just . . . bike around by himself. he'll get lonely.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:27:01 No.53149456 Report

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>>53149424
get back in your tank charley

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:27:02 No.53149457 Report

Quoted By: >>53149479

>>53149360
>setting where people are canonically easier and faster to make than guns
>main Guard faction from a planet where every single person is a grunt in the army at some point, regardless of gender

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:27:47 No.53149468 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149433
Scenery usually helps assault armies, lol.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:28:01 No.53149472 Report

Quoted By: >>53149501

>>53149454
He can still drive next to his friends, he's just not part of the same "unit"

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:28:01 No.53149473 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149362
>Hive guard
Oh, you are right. Alternatively, maybe zoans will be able to snipe with their psyker lasers ? We'll see.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:28:06 No.53149474 Report

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>>53149433
Waaaait ... You're having trouble against a gunline army, using fast, mobile stuff, on a table with cityfight density of terrain ? How is that possible ?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:28:22 No.53149479 Report

Quoted By: >>53149506 >>53149526 >>53149546 >>53149569

>>53149457
Doesn't change the fact that sending women to die is stupid if your end goal is to make more soldiers.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:28:39 No.53149480 Report

Quoted By: >>53149501

>>53149454
The benefit to an escort is that they can't shoot a character unless it's the closest unit. If you bubblewrap your lord with Bikes or Spawn, he can't be shot at. If you don't, then anyone who manages to get close enough will have an easy clear shot

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:29:00 No.53149487 Report

Quoted By: >>53149554

>>53149400
That may work in the beginning, but it would be extremely difficult to make it work
Every time a new unit is included or an existing unit has its rule changed they would have, to prevent the creation of new deathstar, test it in literally all the possible combinations to be sure it wouldn't break the game

It's much easier to make a rule that makes it actually impossible to create the current deathstars

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:29:43 No.53149497 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149397
>laying against loyalists with my csm will no be like fielding a bunch of midgets against an army of huge thick-cocked alphas pushing my

rubrics are allready more than a head taller than regular marines. they are the same size as deathwatch marines.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:29:48 No.53149498 Report

Quoted By:

I dont really see the problem with the new rules. Your character will still be able to get in a transport with his unit, you can just walk him behind the bodyguard unit and they all go into combat together. What's the issue here? Just fags butthurt that their special snowflake combo can't be used?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:29:49 No.53149500 Report

Quoted By: >>53149527

>>53148875
>Professor at university
me toowhere you at?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:30:06 No.53149501 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149472
>>53149480
yeah but my point was now you can kite your ICs around between units in theory (assuming you have a fast movement stat) which seems cool I guess. should be more tactical, if it's a viable idea

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:30:24 No.53149504 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149433
Anon have you consider. I don't know playing Rock Paper Scissors? It might a far more simple game for you to understand.

Anon honey you should be using his blood as lube while raping him in that board and units you run. Git Gud for fuck sake

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:30:28 No.53149505 Report

Quoted By: >>53149533

>>53149238
Speaking of empire/freeguild, I wasn't in the tabletop scene when Fantasy was around but I started playing Total War: Warhammer and Vermintide and the setting is way cooler than Sigmar, I understand the need to streamline the game but they didn't have to have such gay armies. The Empire was so cool.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:30:29 No.53149506 Report

Quoted By: >>53149534 >>53149535

>>53149479
just do what the dark eldar do make them in lab tanks mass produce and no women needed

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:31:55 No.53149521 Report

Quoted By: >>53149557 >>53149596 >>53149616 >>53149815

>>53149341
Good one Bobby. Go play AoS you'd fucking love it.

>>53149394
If you released all the codexes at once that wouldn't be an issue. Like Infinity does.

If 1d4chan unpaid acoustics can find rules abuses then why can't paid GW play testers and rules writers?

>>53149398
It's retarded in 2 ways.

1. It's GW admitting that they're fucking idiots and can't balance their codexes internally.. Instead of saying "there won't be any death stars because we are going to balance our codexes" they've said "we don't trust our faggot writers (I.e ourselves) so we made a rule making it impossible. That's good enough right?"

If the new codexes are supposed to be balanced and play tested why the fuck do you even need this rule? It doesn't make any sense. They're just admitting they can't Codex balance.

2. It's change for the sake of change. It will play out exactly like 7th edition characters because you will have the character hug a unit but he won't be in it technically.

The meaning of the change pisses me off more than what the change will mean on the table. I play Tyranids, I don't fucking care for my selfish reasons.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:32:21 No.53149526 Report

Quoted By: >>53149598

>>53149479
women can have multiple children. In a society that focuses around making more soldiers i'd imagine they have quite a few.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:32:23 No.53149527 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149500
Third world country. Well not really just the non shithole country in SA.

No longer teaching, private sector doing basic excel sheets pay way more and there is less need to worry about regressive logic

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:32:43 No.53149533 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149505
I don't see why they didn't just make new rules, rebrand it and everything, but keep the existing lore? I mean it's not like anyone plays aos for the shitty lore or anything.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:32:46 No.53149534 Report

Quoted By: >>53149590

>>53149506
Ah, the Krieg method.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:32:48 No.53149535 Report

Quoted By: >>53149590

>>53149506
When you get to that stage you'd just make males or some combat mutants.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:33:09 No.53149546 Report

Quoted By: >>53149598

>>53149479
The Imperium will collapse one way or another long before it ever runs out of soldiers.

Also see >>53149387 for general explanation, or >>53149392 for 40k explanation

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:33:09 No.53149547 Report

Quoted By: >>53149619

>>53149131
We know that the battlefield roles are basically the same, except transports and flyers and now their own categories.

We know that there are some FOCs which look a lot like the old CAD only at different scales. At least one which requires you to take elite, fast attack and heavy support choices.

The benefit of being in a detachment seems to be that you get more command points for 'balanced' detachments with a mixture of battlefield roles. What command points do is still somewhat of a mystery. All we can say for certain is that you are limited to using one per phase.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:33:23 No.53149551 Report

Quoted By: >>53149577 >>53149963 >>53150516 >>53150709

I made a house rule for a special character I'm working on converting. Does this seem OP? I'm not great at balance.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:33:46 No.53149554 Report

Quoted By: >>53149593

>>53149436
I play Tyranids. I didn't use death stars. I owned one FHT. No crones.

I'm merely pointing out its shit.

>>53149487
HOLY SHIT THEY WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THEIR DAMN JOB AND RESEARCH BEFORE THEY RANDOMLY CHANGED SHIT.

Let me shed a tear.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:33:49 No.53149555 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149424
Thin your paints.
That face is good, though.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:33:55 No.53149557 Report

Quoted By: >>53149602

>>53149521
But anon, 1d4chan isn't able to find a rule abuse unless it's at least 1-2 editions out of date.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:34:35 No.53149564 Report

Quoted By: >>53149590 >>53149599

Oh shit, we need an orks snipers!

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:34:36 No.53149566 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149238
Whats the best bit sellers anyways? For 40k, Fantasy, Sigmar etc.?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:34:45 No.53149569 Report

Quoted By: >>53149618

>>53149479
>Imperium does stupid, non-optimal shit

Shocking. Next you'll be telling me that simply drowning the enemy in your men's corpses isn't an effective war strategy.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:35:10 No.53149577 Report

Quoted By: >>53149600

>>53149551
Might as well give her a 1+ rerollable save and 25 attacks on the charge, it'll all have to be redone in a month anyway

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:35:31 No.53149581 Report

Quoted By: >>53149602 >>53149646

>Leman Russ S8, 3+, 12 wounds

Just watch: they'll make the fucking riptide even harder to kill than that just to spite the guard. Don't ask me if it'll have more wounds, better armor save, or higher toughness, but mark my words it'll be statistically more difficult to kill a riptide than a Leman Russ. And I will be salty about it FOREVER!

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:02 No.53149590 Report

Quoted By: >>53149612 >>53149628 >>53149629 >>53149630

>>53149534
yes best method more soldiers

>>53149535
exactly like space marines
>>53149564
how would that even work

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:12 No.53149593 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149554
Being this buttdestroyed over no characters in squads.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:31 No.53149596 Report

Quoted By: >>53149643

>>53149521
>If you released all the codexes at once that wouldn't be an issue. Like Infinity does.
And what do they do when they release a new unit? Or when someone manages to find an exploit? Unpublish all your content and start again? Do you have any idea how game design works, like at all?

They're making a concerted effort to remove rules that have caused problems AND they are trying to rebalance all of the existing units. If anything, 8th is the edition where they finally start giving a shit about gameplay again.

>I don't like change
Oh, so you're just a silly billy.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:33 No.53149598 Report

Quoted By: >>53149639

>>53149526
>women can have multiple children.

Exactly, so sending them to die is wasteful.
If a woman has two sons she's more valuable creating two sons than getting sent to die.

>>53149546
>The Imperium will collapse

I don't care. I'm challenging the notion that it's idiotic not to use female soldiers in times of sustained war.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:45 No.53149599 Report

Quoted By: >>53149625

>>53149564
>Orks
>Bolt-action anything

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:47 No.53149600 Report

Quoted By: >>53149642

>>53149577
>it'll all have to be redone in a month anyway
Yeah, I know. But those rules aren't out yet.
What about it is OP exactly?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:36:55 No.53149602 Report

Quoted By: >>53149701

>>53149557
Hey man I wrote the Darkstrider on the Tau S10 Turret would ID Dreadknights within the first month.

But the rules writers didn't.

>>53149581
Cruddance, the father of your leaf blower meta, is a leading man so you guard babies are safe.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:37:03 No.53149606 Report

Quoted By: >>53149681

Fulgrim and EC when

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:37:26 No.53149612 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149590
Ask the Celestial Lions

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:37:36 No.53149616 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149521
So, long story short, you hate it just because you don't like change

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:37:40 No.53149618 Report

Quoted By: >>53149660

>>53149569
In 8th you can actually fix bayonets against tanks though, so that's no longer just a meme

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:37:45 No.53149619 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149547

>you are limited to using one per phase.

Like those strategic objectives or abilities that show up in Apocalypse?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:38:22 No.53149625 Report

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>>53149599
>stelfy kill

top kek

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:38:44 No.53149628 Report

Quoted By: >>53149681

>>53149590
>how would that even work
They believe - they hit da target!
or even better - grot snipers!

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:38:47 No.53149629 Report

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>>53149590
>how would that even work

Ork sniper rifles are belt-fed. And fire really big bullets, thus making it harder to miss.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:38:50 No.53149630 Report

Quoted By: >>53149681

>>53149590

>how would that even work

Probably some Grot or Gretchin contraption.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:39:10 No.53149637 Report

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What I am most excited for regarding 8th is the eventual pack of sad grognards creating a 7th edition general after the books drop.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:39:12 No.53149639 Report

Quoted By: >>53149668 >>53149782

>>53149598
Why not send them? In the year long if not more trips to the battlefield.
You can make more soldier while traveling to the battlefield.

This are 40k ships there is enough space to have the entire earth population on them. (Well not sure if all but maybe all asia? )

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:39:26 No.53149642 Report

Quoted By: >>53149682

>>53149600
Nothing that stands out, I was just being facetious.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:39:33 No.53149643 Report

Quoted By: >>53149680 >>53149730

>>53149596
What happened to expecting excellence and good work? Are we supposed to expect mediocrity and clap and bark like a seal when they write a rule that prevents them from being too mediocre?

If you did your damn job right you wouldn't have to unpublish anything because you did it right in the first place.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:39:44 No.53149646 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149581
Is be okay with that just so long as the Riptide costs more points to bring to the fight.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:41:14 No.53149660 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149618
To be fair, infantry swarming over a tank has historically done terrible things to the crew's life expectancy.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:41:18 No.53149663 Report

Quoted By: >>53149685 >>53149705 >>53149751

Is anyone here who plays 7th actually not planning on playing 8th?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:41:28 No.53149668 Report

Quoted By: >>53149731

>>53149639
>Why not send them? In the year long if not more trips to the battlefield.
>You can make more soldier while traveling to the battlefield.

Because that's still limiting their output capacity. A year will give you a baby. That's not enough for population replacement.

>This are 40k ships there is enough space to have the entire earth population on them.

40k ships are only a few kilometres long.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:41:35 No.53149670 Report

Quoted By: >>53149698 >>53149753 >>53149778 >>53149877

I hope nids get good rules
>Inb4 muh Cruddace

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:42:12 No.53149680 Report

Quoted By: >>53149780

>>53149643
Then you make a wargame and write perfect rules. Cause people are amazing at doing stuff perfectly without even the slight chance of error or room for misinterpretation.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:42:13 No.53149681 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149606
soon I hope my brother soon we will have our daddy back

>>53149628
grots might work>>53149630

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:42:16 No.53149682 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149642
Oh, ok. Fuck you then.
Anyway I removed relentless and the stubborn AoE effect. The idea is that she's good when surrounded with friendly troops, but not great on her own.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:42:22 No.53149685 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149663
A few butthurt faggots probably, but so far it's looking good compared to the shitshow of 7e.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:43:08 No.53149698 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149670
They won't. Cruddance has shown his contempt for 2 editions and the battle shock changes prove he still hates us Nids.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:43:21 No.53149701 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149602
>leaf blower meta
What does this even mean? I know it has something to do with chimeras but goddamn if I've ever seen them be more than moderately effective

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:43:43 No.53149705 Report

Quoted By: >>53149740 >>53149784

>>53149663
An Eldar player at my shop with a bunch of grey jetbikes says he will still play 7th, the man is a walking stereotype

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:45:09 No.53149730 Report

Quoted By: >>53149780

>>53149643
Be realistic anon. Do you really expect a company, ANY company, to be able to put out a perfect game day one?

Deathstars are bad, and they removed Deathstars at the root rather than trimming them away individually. GW has done a lot of shitty things in the past, but this is not one of them.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:45:14 No.53149731 Report

Quoted By: >>53149825

>>53149668
Oh I see you don't understand 40k

If you want to send women as baby factories mid transit you do it!

But mug 21 century logic. It stays in the past! You nimrods

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:45:20 No.53149737 Report

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>all this butthurt

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:45:36 No.53149740 Report

Quoted By: >>53149772

>>53149705
I bet he gets asschapped when the dice don't play ball.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:46:11 No.53149751 Report

Quoted By: >>53149793

>>53149663
Every edition there will always be a legion of grey-haired neckbeards who swear up and down that they'll never move on to the next edition. And they'll talk or write for hours on end about everything they hate about the new edition.

Then, eventually, they switch.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:46:17 No.53149753 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149670
Don't speak of the devil, please.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:47:31 No.53149772 Report

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>>53149740
>you only won because this is my fun list, if I bring my forge world and jetbike list it wouldn't be any fun for me because you'd forfeit

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:47:51 No.53149778 Report

Quoted By: >>53149819 >>53149864

>>53149670
I got a special folder for this.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:47:53 No.53149780 Report

Quoted By: >>53149804 >>53149844

>>53149680
>>53149730

You don't have to write perfect rules to prevent game breaking play.They just have to be solid enough that something game breaking doesn't happen.

Pay me as a rules writer and I will because I'm not mediocre.

>do you expect any company to be decent?

I could have purchased a cheaper Rollex watch with the amount my group has spent on 40k. I expect that watch to work and it does.

Why can't I expect excellence (not perfection) from GW? They certainly charge enough for it.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:47:56 No.53149782 Report

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>>53149639
40k ships aren't nearly that big. And even if they were, growing humans on them would be a logistical pain in the arse. That's what hive worlds are for.

It's not like the male/female ratio matters much, as only a very small proportion of the population ends up in the Guard.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:48:09 No.53149784 Report

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>>53149705
The one guy in my local group who seems to be quitting is the one guy I cannot fucking stand. To say he is an obnoxious fatass neckbeard WAAC piece of shit is an understatement.

I welcome 8th with open arms.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:48:44 No.53149793 Report

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>>53149751
When they can't find games to play their WAAC faggotry they'll hop over. Like clock work, also they'll bitch for like a year after everytime their loosing about how "7th was better"

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:48:53 No.53149794 Report

Quoted By: >>53149805 >>53149808 >>53149835

So what new form of weaponised autism has been released by Warhammer Community today?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:49:45 No.53149804 Report

Quoted By: >>53149846

>>53149780

I am expecting excellence, which is why I am pleased they dealt with the death star problem

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:49:48 No.53149805 Report

Quoted By: >>53149816

>>53149794
Admission from GW they can't write balanced codexes.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:50:02 No.53149808 Report

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>>53149794
8th edition doomsaying

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:50:22 No.53149815 Report

Quoted By: >>53149846 >>53149869

>>53149521
>1. It's GW admitting that they're fucking idiots and can't balance their codexes internally.. Instead of saying "there won't be any death stars because we are going to balance our codexes" they've said "we don't trust our faggot writers (I.e ourselves) so we made a rule making it impossible. That's good enough right?"

I actually think that's a good thing. They realise that there will always be stupid people on a team that large and put a system in place to limit the damage. This way they only need to be smart once, instead of being smart every time.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:50:24 No.53149816 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149805

I known that since Chaos 3.5

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:50:34 No.53149819 Report

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>>53149778
This is perfect

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:50:46 No.53149822 Report

Quoted By: >>53149867

Anyone else legit sad that Celestine's THICCness will never be yours?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:51:07 No.53149825 Report

Quoted By: >>53149880 >>53149881 >>53149896 >>53149976 >>53150276 >>53150642

>>53149731
>Oh I see you don't understand 40k

Again, I don't care. I'm not making a point about 40k, I'm saying that it's not idiotic to keep your women from fighting in long periods of sustained warfare, it's infact the opposite.

A women can easily put out 10+ children in her life. About half of those would be boys who can be sent to fight.
Those five boys will be more useful than she would be, and that's discounting the value her daughter could bring.

You send women to fight only when you've essentially given up on the future of your people.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:51:41 No.53149835 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149794
The GWs site or Us?

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:52:20 No.53149844 Report

Quoted By: >>53149922

>>53149780
>Why can't I expect excellence (not perfection) from GW? They certainly charge enough for it.
Because your idea of what excellence is is retarded. Especially if you want to insist the new Character rules aren't an improvement from 7th.

>but balanced codex
irrelevant. Now we know that even if the codexes aren't balanced Deathstars probably won't be an issue.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:52:24 No.53149846 Report

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>>53149804
It's cop-out to writing balanced codexes

>>53149815
Just fire (or send them to the Lore Dept) dumb shits and have their codexes be peer reviewed. I'm sure there's some who aren't shit enough they can peer review their shit.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:53:08 No.53149864 Report

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>>53149778
please delet this

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:53:15 No.53149867 Report

Quoted By: >>53149885 >>53150385

>>53149822
Not only her THICCness...

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:53:25 No.53149869 Report

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>>53149815
Why do our job?! When we can just have an intern write the next thing for free!

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:53:59 No.53149877 Report

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>>53149670

Well, at least 8th brings the Heirodules back to the fore front as a viable threat, rather than something laughable compared to what the Imperium, Orks, Eldar, Tau and Chaos could bring to the table.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:54:12 No.53149880 Report

Quoted By:

>>53149825
>A women can easily put out 10+ children in her life
Over double that. look up Hutterite fertility rates to see what a community can do when they try to maximize the number of children per female.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:54:22 No.53149881 Report

Quoted By: >>53149940

>>53149825
When your population is 999999999999999 quadrillion, sending a few million women to die does not make any difference.

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:54:32 No.53149885 Report

Quoted By: >>53149905 >>53149969

>>53149867
hot we need more hot stronk grills

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:55:11 No.53149896 Report

Quoted By: >>53149936

>>53149825
Sending 0.1% of your butchest women into combat hardly constitutes giving up on the future of your people. It would be more idiotic for the Imperium to try and change any planet whose culture encouraged that sort of thing.

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2017 19:55:36 No.53149903 Report

Quoted By: >>53149922 >>53149927 >>53149954

Out-of-the-loop 6th ed player here, looking to start a gue'vesa custom Ig list for 7th/8th ed. I want to take an allied detachment of deserter power armor, but I also want an excuse to get a vindicare in there somewhere. Am I forced to take Grey Knights? Or can other imperium armies get assassins in 7th?

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