/tg/ - Traditional Games » Thread #71303992

What is it about your favourite army/race/faction that you can't stand? What's that one bit of lore that you always ignore or that one rule that prevents you fielding the model you like most?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Warhammer-40000-фэндомы-песочниц (...).jpg, 356KiB, 811x811

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:46:48 No.71304037 Report

Quoted By: >>71304162 >>71304514

anyone have speculation for what will come in engine war? im hoping admech gets something other than just units

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:47:32 No.71304043 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304032
the dark eldar brought a bunch of tau with them on the raid, so they could slaughter them

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Warhammer-40000-фэндомы-песочниц (...).jpg, 185KiB, 811x345

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:47:51 No.71304047 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304029
Necrons you say!?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 41x2rskmczl.jpg, 28KiB, 313x500

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:48:05 No.71304051 Report

Quoted By: >>71304166 >>71304384

Has anyone here read any of the novellas Black Library put out? Besides the sister ones they've all been really good.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:48:23 No.71304054 Report

Quoted By:

>>71303992
>tfw no slim athletic aeldari gf

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:48:33 No.71304055 Report

Quoted By: >>71304063 >>71304065 >>71304083 >>71304121 >>71304159

So would you guys rather see THICC models or greyfucks on a board?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:49:22 No.71304063 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304055
Thicc

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:49:24 No.71304064 Report

Quoted By:

>>71303990
That's not really how it happened though, at least as the FW and BL HH books portray it. Even when people did try to honor them, they were so bitter and proud that they didn't want to accept it.

What pert wanted:

>Oh glorious warrior, thank you for your aid in this war! Truly your deeds and the deeds of your sons deserve commemoration!
>Pssh. That's not what we Iron Warriors are about! We don't need praise or glory.
>But my Lord, I insist! We simply MUST praise you!
>Oh all right, but it's not because I want it or anything!
>*Praise*

What pert got:

>Oh glorious warrior, thank you for your aid in this war! Truly your deeds and the deeds of your sons deserve commemoration!
>Pssh. That's not what we Iron Warriors are about! We don't need praise or glory.
>O-oh. Okay. Are you sure? Bec-
>IS DORN GETTING A PAINTING FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR ORDER, GET EVERY REMEMBRANCER OFF MY SHIPS

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:49:24 No.71304065 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304055
Thinyourpaints, all day every day.

Because at least they're trying.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Spec-Ops-The-Line-Art.jpg, 725KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:49:32 No.71304069 Report

Quoted By: >>71304094 >>71304147

>>71304006

Didn't the iron warriors have to do really monotonous shit like year long sieges, dig trenches, bust trenches, hold weird back water planets, take on dangerous jobs that lead to many casualties?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1572422696813.gif, 2MiB, 600x600

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:49:49 No.71304072 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304035
>What is it about your favourite army/race/faction that you can't stand?
Orks. Everyone always expects me to be this goofy motherfucker who doesn't try to win and just yells WAAAAGH all the time, and then they're super disappointed when I'm just a regular player.
>What's that one bit of lore that you always ignore or that one rule that prevents you fielding the model you like most?
Stompa. All of its rules.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:50:02 No.71304075 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304035
Tau Ethereals all being over the top villians. I like it when they're still clearly being shown to be the best rulers for Tau society while purposefully downplaying their ruthlessness. Good example is when some Ethereals save a shit ton of Fire Warriors from going full Khorne on a bunch of Berzerkers.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 250px-Sisters_of_silence.jpg, 24KiB, 250x372

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:50:18 No.71304080 Report

Quoted By:

>>71303992
First for Null Maidens

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:50:25 No.71304082 Report

Quoted By: >>71304132 >>71304161 >>71304184

>>71303992
Man, my dick wants me to like big tiddy breeders, but when you stop and think about it, athletic really is the best body type.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:50:27 No.71304083 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304055
100% the thicc boys, they still look fine from a distance and we could have a laugh about it

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:50:51 No.71304089 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304032
Fuck t*u is what.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:51:14 No.71304094 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304069
Yeah, most of the time by choice.
Actually pre-Perto IWs weren't in too bad of a position. Perty's presence made the whole IW situation worse in every way.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace faggots.png, 179KiB, 1026x290

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:51:35 No.71304097 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304002

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:51:54 No.71304103 Report

Quoted By: >>71304160

>>71304027
Use a recaster, dinkus. I buy mine for $29. Not much of a difference, but every bit helps.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace why.png, 487KiB, 1603x506

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:52:00 No.71304106 Report

Quoted By: >>71304193 >>71305063

>>71304035
It's not that strong a weapon, and has a built-in anti-spam clause. I don't get it.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:52:27 No.71304114 Report

Quoted By: >>71304139 >>71304150 >>71304151

so I just found out that eldar look basically human under their helmets. I haven't been into warhammer for long but was always curious what eldar really look like. I google it and they are just fucking humans with pointed ears! What the fuck!?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:52:27 No.71304115 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304035
Primaris Marines.
And luckily nothing, space marine lore isn't that awful to outright prevent me from playing something.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:52:52 No.71304121 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304055
Thicc. No contest. I just wish there were studios with the same animu style as KD doing that shit.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:54:13 No.71304132 Report

Quoted By: >>71304274

>>71304082
But it really isn't. Thicc is biologically proven to be the best suited for child raising and birthing.

Sticc women are at higher risk of childbirth related issues such as needing C-sections, dying during childbirth, premature babies.

And don't even get me started on obese women. That's a whole different story of tragic.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1479387837426.jpg, 59KiB, 500x456

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:54:48 No.71304139 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304114
>space elves look like elves
>WTF!?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:55:15 No.71304145 Report

Quoted By: >>71304153 >>71304164 >>71306229

What specialist game would you want GW to make or bring back?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:55:41 No.71304147 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304069
They didn't have to, Perturabo just through them into that sbit because ??? and then complained when step 3 wasn't profit.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:55:41 No.71304149 Report

Quoted By: >>71304178

>>71304035
>Sorry Brother Captain, you cannot use that weapon.
>Why? Surely carrying a Thunder Hammer into battle would increase my effectiveness agai-
>DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU JUST DON'T GET IT OKAY?
>W-why tho?
>You're too tall.
>Oh. Okay. Well then, let me just call the Land Raider to come pick us up.
>Well about that.

Primaris should be able to use all marine wargear. I get if you don't want to cross pollinate with squads, but with characters and transports they should have the options. Make primaris take 2 spaces in a Land Raider, let my Captain take a power axe or whatever.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:55:47 No.71304150 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304114
>Ruuuuuuuh why elf look like elf?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:55:53 No.71304151 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304114
>just fucking humans with pointed ears!
Wrong. Most fanart and modern shit by crap artists have them as humans with pointed ears, but lorewise they're far more gaunt, gangly, and long-faced. They do look positively more alien in actual artwork.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:55:59 No.71304153 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304145
Battlefleet gothic

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:42 No.71304159 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304055
grey because they have the potential to be good eventually

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:43 No.71304160 Report

Quoted By: >>71304198

>>71304103
I would if I'd know where to look.
I started practically last week, so I haven't had time to get acquainted with any.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace eldar2.jpg, 82KiB, 870x918

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:44 No.71304161 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304082
If you're gay

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:48 No.71304162 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304037
Custom forge world traits like everyone else, maybe forgeworld specific canticles, and a handful of strats.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:51 No.71304163 Report

Quoted By: >>71304174

Are Renegade Knights >fun or are they strictly worse than their Imperial counterparts?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:53 No.71304164 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304145
Judge Dredd

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:56:59 No.71304166 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304051
>Titty Eldar
>One of two game characters not to get mentioned in the main Blackstone Fortress novel
>Gets a little side story with her on the cover
>gets upstaged in the story by dark eldar, the way it should be
Totally irrelevant

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Soapy water.jpg, 2MiB, 1715x2383

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:57:18 No.71304168 Report

Quoted By: >>71304186 >>71305115

When should I take my resin out and scrub it? Just tossed it and rumbled it in some soapy water

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1549669003102.jpg, 22KiB, 297x301

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:57:37 No.71304172 Report

Quoted By: >>71304349

>>71304035
I'm pretty fine with my army/race/faction honestly. It's weak, but fun to collect, paint and play!

What I dislike is how badly GW did the Monolith. It deserves so much better than it has.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:57:46 No.71304174 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304163
No clue, they seem to be doing better than their imperial counter-parts in tournies BUT that's not really proof of being better or worse. A buddy of mine bought a few of them when they came out, but still haven't painted them.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:58:09 No.71304178 Report

Quoted By: >>71304201 >>71304204 >>71304247

>>71304149
silly goy, buy our NEW primaris tanks for your primaris. land raiders? nope, can't use those, because you need to buy the primaris tanks, for primaris! What's that, you have a mostly manlet marine army, and want to transport them in a primaris repulsor? NOPE! sorry! You need to but primaris marines to use this primaris repulsor!!!

I honest to god fucking hate these restrictions, and I am honestly surprised there's not more uproar about it. Are the TT community really this passive?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:58:30 No.71304184 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304082
>athletic that goes full big tiddy as a result of breeding
your dick and your brain can work together on these things, my man

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:58:38 No.71304186 Report

Quoted By: >>71304216

>>71304168
I let resin soak in warm water with soap for about 20-35 minutes. Then scrub and dry.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:04 No.71304190 Report

Quoted By: >>71304243 >>71304279

>want to play whfb or maybe aos
>no fantasy niggers in the area, only 40k
anyone have some conversion ideas for a fantasy themed 40k army? I genuinely don't really like many of the 40k models

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1573862964247.jpg, 32KiB, 460x461

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:09 No.71304192 Report

Quoted By: >>71304206 >>71304223

Help me.
Craftworlders or Necrons?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:09 No.71304193 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304106
It's on a 30 point character model.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1582831473418.jpg, 163KiB, 1080x2210

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:13 No.71304195 Report

Quoted By: >>71304299 >>71304813

So me n my friend just played our first game of 40k. It was rather one-sided.

I played GSC, he played Chaos Marines. I forgot my creed passive, he forgot his legion passive. He didn't use psychers or charging, I didn't use Cult Ambush. We screwed up damage distribution. And probably line of sight rules. And number of attacks.

I had fun.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:23 No.71304198 Report

Quoted By: >>71304221 >>71304237

>>71304160
The knowledge will reveal itself to you in time, Legionbro. I’d post a link to my Ivan, but I don’t want any newf(ags)riends bumbling in and nuking the site like they did the codex mega.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 89062199_2623849641230856_268347 (...).jpg, 150KiB, 1080x1350

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:40 No.71304199 Report

Quoted By: >>71304231 >>71304242

>Yeah, I'm up for a game, bro. Just let me unpack my army bag first and then we'll play.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 03:59:55 No.71304201 Report

Quoted By: >>71304224

>>71304178
Repulsor doesn't have the Primaris tag

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:00:12 No.71304204 Report

Quoted By: >>71304224

>>71304178
There's been constant discontent over it.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:00:15 No.71304206 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304192
necrons

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1575048870988.jpg, 58KiB, 564x442

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:00:52 No.71304212 Report

Quoted By:

Who has the Regent's Shadow to share?

It as taken down from VK and the mega links haven't been updated ...in a while

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:01:11 No.71304216 Report

Quoted By: >>71304275

>>71304186
How much should I scrub it?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:01:34 No.71304221 Report

Quoted By: >>71304263 >>71304589

>>71304198
Codex mega is back up, idiot OPs keep taking it out

https://mega.nz/#F!EZ0WSISZ!z70moYg8HXIZhsNXLn2UWw

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1541305672970.jpg, 56KiB, 640x571

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:01:34 No.71304223 Report

Quoted By: >>71304325

>>71304192
Necrons are fun, but not in the best of places right now. If you can live with not always winning though, you might want to try them out!

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:01:41 No.71304224 Report

Quoted By: >>71304249 >>71304259

>>71304201
Wait.

Is a nigga telling me repulsors can carry manlets and primaris...

but a land raider cannot?

WHAT.

>>71304204
Yes, but noone is doing any notable thing about it.
A husband who's wife is fucked by another man should take action, and a) leave her or b) pummel the fuck out of the other man.
A husband who's discontent with his wife being fucked by another man, but does nothing about it? Well we all know what that is.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace cave_elf.png, 731KiB, 898x553

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:01:43 No.71304225 Report

Quoted By: >>71304307 >>71304352 >>71304572

So my girlfriend and I have been tossing around the idea of making Fenrisian Eldar. Yes that's snowflakey, but it's somewhat supported by the lore, what with the increasing amount of evidence that Fenris is/was an exodite world. The idea is this:

>Use Eldar and 3rd party (including Kingdom Death) models to make exodites
>Maybe throw in some Sylvaneth and whatever the AoS wood elves are called now
>Run them with the eldar codex
>Use them as an allied detachment for friendly narrative games, or as opposing armies on the rare occasion my girl wants to play

And before you accuse me of being a neckbeard for the titty models, yes I am, but also the TNA part was her idea.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:08 No.71304231 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304199
Cool sticker bro, where'd you get it?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:12 No.71304232 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304035
Custodes:

Near perfect warriors that were able to survive the War in the awe way but get BTFO on the tabletop surprisingly easy.

Deathwatch:

Elite alien hunters that are a collection of some of the best space marines around. Die incredibly easily on the table top and generally play worse than regular marines.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:20 No.71304237 Report

Quoted By: >>71304285

>>71304198
it's the thought that counts. I know there's an ivan selling Kriegers, but the month-to-ship and fact that my LGS is a gw kinda limit the usefulness.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:35 No.71304242 Report

Quoted By: >>71304323

>>71304199
>opponent plays horde army, all stored in a bag with each individual model having it's own section in foam trays
>have to wait 30 minutes just for him to unpack all his fucking shit to start playing
im glad he has movement trays now at least but why can't hordefags just magnetize to a tray or dump them into a fucking bucket

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:43 No.71304243 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304190
Skaven AdMech
Savage orks
Thousand sons birb spam

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:58 No.71304247 Report

Quoted By: >>71304272

>>71304178
I hear people talk all the time here about people house-ruling it in FLGSs and clubs, but unfortunately the only game store within 50 miles of me is a GW, so I can't really do that shit.

>GOY
Do you actually think there are jews involved or are you just memeing? I can never tell.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:02:59 No.71304249 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304224
There probably are people who have left 40k over it, but you won't hear about them as they've left.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:03:31 No.71304259 Report

Quoted By: >>71304310

>>71304224
>Is a nigga telling me repulsors can carry manlets and primaris...
but a land raider cannot?
That's cause they can't reach the door

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:03:42 No.71304263 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304221
Oh sweet.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:03:58 No.71304272 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304247
There are always Jews involved in it. Someway and somehow.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:03:59 No.71304274 Report

Quoted By: >>71304302 >>71304318

>>71304132
Citation needed.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:04:03 No.71304275 Report

Quoted By: >>71304292

>>71304216
I scrub with an old soft toothbrush once or twice over; nothing serious. It’s just enough to ensure nothing is left on the model.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:04:18 No.71304279 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304190
Demons

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:04:45 No.71304285 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304237
Yeah, that sucks.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:04:51 No.71304292 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304275
Thanks

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:05:16 No.71304299 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304195
The good early days playing on a door on saw horses, with books and scrap 2x4's for terrain.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:05:16 No.71304300 Report

Quoted By: >>71304328 >>71304451

Am I going crazy, or was there a regimental doctrine/order/stratagem that let guardsmen fire into targets that were engaged in close combat with another guard squad?
Also, on that note, my codex doesn't say a word about commissars having voice of command, but battlescribe does... when did that happen?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:05:30 No.71304302 Report

Quoted By: >>71304320

>>71304274
The fact you need a citation for this and weren't taught this as a part of secondary school biology, is concerning.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1583090421423.jpg, 91KiB, 500x730

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:06:10 No.71304307 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304225
>what with the increasing amount of evidence that Fenris is/was an exodite world
Christ the snowflake never ends with the Wolves, does it?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:06:32 No.71304310 Report

Quoted By: >>71304353

>>71304259
Primaris.. can't reach the land raider door?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:07:12 No.71304318 Report

Quoted By: >>71304334 >>71304336

>>71304274
Please just do a basic google search. Humans are ingrained to find thicker women, wide hips, and larger breasts attractive because they’re biological signs of being able to give birth to healthy children.

Athletic women can still give birth to healthy children just as easily, but we don’t find them as attractive because athletic women typically carry less of the traits we see on thicker individuals. Also being lean can cause certain reproductive cycle issues.

That’s it really.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:07:24 No.71304320 Report

Quoted By: >>71304336 >>71304340

>>71304302
It's a commonly repeated "fact" that's total bullshit, and I'm inviting you to find a source so you look into it and realize it's not true. It's right up there with large breasts being attractive because they produce more milk for offspring.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:07:30 No.71304323 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304242
I like the ork dudes who have a different yogurt tub for each squad

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:07:32 No.71304325 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304223
I played fantasy as an excuse to put my models on display, so winning doesn't matter.
I'm worried about painting them though. Plain metal is very boring.
Eldar don't have that problem, although I don't like their fluff as much.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:07:42 No.71304328 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304300
It's the valhallan order. Commissars don't have the voice of command innately, but it is possible to give it to them.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace areyounotentertained.jpg, 204KiB, 1600x1333

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:08:19 No.71304331 Report

Quoted By: >>71304380

For a Necromunda campaign I'm going to be making a unique bounty hunter. What's a good model to base it off of?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:08:35 No.71304334 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304318
Pretty sure what passes for thicc (aka girls that would have just been fat 10 years ago) is past the point of diminishing returns for improving childbirth.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:08:41 No.71304336 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304318
see >>71304320

It's bullshit.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:09:23 No.71304340 Report

Quoted By: >>71304367 >>71304371 >>71304374

>>71304320
It's not bullshit, it is fact. Wide childbaring hips and big tits are superior to that of athletic slimness and smolbuubs.

This isn't up for debate, this is fact. If you LIKE athletic women, that's true too, and it's fine. But you cannot deny biology.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:09:37 No.71304343 Report

Quoted By: >>71304385 >>71305215

How many officers do you want for a Guard army? Is there some ratio/rule-of-thumb for infantry squads/order?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:09:55 No.71304349 Report

Quoted By: >>71304370

>>71304172
Do you think it needs to be better offensively or defensively?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:10:00 No.71304352 Report

Quoted By: >>71304385

>>71304225
Deathmaidenworld Feral Exodites seem neat. Why do they need to be literally from Fenris?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:10:02 No.71304353 Report

Quoted By: >>71304355

>>71304310
the door is too small

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:10:25 No.71304355 Report

Quoted By: >>71304396

>>71304353
It fits terminators, so it can fit primaris.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:11:39 No.71304367 Report

Quoted By: >>71304430

>>71304340
Chubby chaser cope

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:11:50 No.71304370 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304349
Not him, but it needs to be better defensively and also gain its utility back and be cheaper so it's not taking up so much of the list.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:11:50 No.71304371 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304340
>This isn't up for debate, this is fact.
CITATION NEEDED.

Do it. You fucking can't, because it's bullshit. Just look into it.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:11:57 No.71304374 Report

Quoted By: >>71304395

>>71304340
He wants you to find some article of a sociologist claiming biology isn't real because it's inconvenient to their political narrative.
They'll say things like because African women walk around topless that means men don't naturally like big tits. It's all just made up nonsense part of some SuperPAC's political powerplay.
You know what's real.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1567746697175.png, 203KiB, 400x400

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:12:11 No.71304376 Report

Quoted By: >>71304467 >>71304711

How do you deal with cawls moving castle? Those stupid fucking 80's robots shoot enough dakka to make an ork blush

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Champion.png, 2MiB, 1032x1544

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:12:32 No.71304380 Report

Quoted By: >>71304388

>>71304331
>Mohawk donning champion of chaos
>then pic related

FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 937366BA-A722-4A24-806E-0D2132F7 (...).jpg, 10KiB, 323x251

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:13:02 No.71304382 Report

Quoted By: >>71304449 >>71305738

Yo,
What pistol are the old rogue trooper beaky space marines rocking?

You know like brother Craig/Johnny.

Is it a mauler bolt pistol?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace -Order- Blood Rose3.jpg, 218KiB, 811x1221

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:13:07 No.71304384 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304051
i read the two Bloody Rose siters ones, the Leman Russ one and the Necron one.
i found all of them nice and hope they will publish more of sister Augusta.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:13:16 No.71304385 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304352
Because I play Space Wolves and my girl often helps me paint, and this whole army idea started when I mentioned that Fenris may or may not used to have been home to space elves.

>>71304343
1 officer per soldier is the best. Can't have the men getting out of line can we? Best to have a commissar for each officer too, you never know when they might need moral support.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:13:50 No.71304387 Report

Quoted By: >>71305344

Why do necron vehicles have pilots?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:13:50 No.71304388 Report

Quoted By: >>71304400

>>71304380
default Company Champions are better than default Chapter Champions

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:14:29 No.71304395 Report

Quoted By: >>71304409 >>71304430

>>71304374
No, I want you to provide some evidence supporting some idea that higher fat content above a healthy weight leads to better child birth in the modern day.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:14:36 No.71304396 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304355
*manlet terminators

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:14:57 No.71304400 Report

Quoted By: >>71304420

>>71304388
although the ultramarine chapter champion is radical, with his 2H sword AND a gladius, pretty cool.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:15:38 No.71304409 Report

Quoted By: >>71304428

>>71304395
>higher fat content above a healthy weight leads to better child birth
That's not what's being claimed.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:16:28 No.71304418 Report

Quoted By: >>71304496

primaris grey knights?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:16:29 No.71304420 Report

Quoted By: >>71304443

>>71304400
but no invul, and can't take the Shield Eternal
and converting your own champion is always better

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:17:41 No.71304428 Report

Quoted By: >>71304445

>>71304409
>Thicc is biologically proven to be the best suited for child raising and birthing.
It kind of is. Unless this anon is using thicc to just mean wide hips, which isn't generally how it's used.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:17:47 No.71304430 Report

Quoted By: >>71304458

>>71304395
>>71304367
>Both these anons see childbaring women the same as being fat.

Ah yes, you've just proven you do not know a single fucking thing on the matter. Good going, now we can keep talking about 40k.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:19:53 No.71304443 Report

Quoted By: >>71304447

>>71304420
Is that because the UM chapter champion was part of the command squad? back in the terminator marneus days?

Or is there something i'm missing?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:20:12 No.71304445 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304428
In the very post you quoted he specifically said that obese women are tragic.
He's clearly talking about wide child-bearing hips and nice big tits, not being a fatass.
Whatever, this is a dumb conversation. I'm going to stop replying after this.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:20:13 No.71304447 Report

Quoted By: >>71304489

>>71304443
Yes.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace a26f1fa6503418d3becd62a15a9929ea.jpg, 68KiB, 920x950

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:20:26 No.71304449 Report

Quoted By: >>71304485 >>71304797

>>71304382
It's the old style of the Umbra pattern.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:20:28 No.71304450 Report

Quoted By:

>>71303992
AdMech/SoB nogames nominis nolife again. I ended up with 1400 points on a Battalion Detachment build; should I just fill it in with Rhinos for transports or is mixing in 600 points of Mechanicus considered acceptable?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Too Many Turrets.png, 25KiB, 1080x210

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:20:33 No.71304451 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304300
This isn't the first time the Guard got their files fucked up. Thank Cruddace for giving you guys the second most options of any army.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:21:01 No.71304458 Report

Quoted By: >>71304523

>>71304430
Literally all I've asked you to do is cite your source and prove that it's not just an antiquated truism that doesn't apply in the modern day, which you haven't even tried to do. If it was so common and so universally known and confirmed, surely a simple google search could turn up a wealth of supporting evidence on your side right?

And before your stupid ass starts conflating THICC with wide hips, that's not how it's used and you know it.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:22:05 No.71304467 Report

Quoted By: >>71304476

>>71304376
>80's robots

Nigga, you call them 80's robots as well? I thought that was just in my group.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:22:52 No.71304476 Report

Quoted By: >>71304540

>>71304467
our group calls them 50's robots since they're clearly more 50's inspired than 80's inspired.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 3202590D-2A79-47B5-AF3E-5500AD42 (...).jpg, 15KiB, 354x440

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:23:49 No.71304485 Report

Quoted By: >>71304520 >>71304699

>>71304449
I thought so, but the umbra looks too long.
The mag well is at the front.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1582007985632.jpg, 33KiB, 324x405

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:23:55 No.71304487 Report

Quoted By: >>71304500 >>71304509 >>71304510 >>71304529 >>71304535 >>71304541 >>71304544 >>71304567 >>71304594 >>71304644 >>71304648 >>71304649 >>71305060

So when you lose a game, what happens to /yourdudes/? Do they die, and get replaced with another battalion/chapter/whatever? Or do they make a tactical retreat? e
Everyone that "dies" just getting grievously wounded and waiting until the enemy passes them before setting up again?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:24:22 No.71304489 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304447
Well then that's confusing, as command squads have been chopped into seperate units, so surely the UM chapter champion would be better now?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:24:51 No.71304496 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304418
I hope not. I hope GK just get another wound because fuck you. It also wouldn't make much sense considering the process of becoming a Grey Knight.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace what a lovely day.jpg, 223KiB, 895x469

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:25:51 No.71304500 Report

Quoted By: >>71304516 >>71304560

>>71304487
They die.

Fuck you, and your OC snowflakes.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:26:28 No.71304509 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
I roll on the casualty recovery chart

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:26:28 No.71304510 Report

Quoted By: >>71305279

>>71304487
I always wondered what happened to the death company once the game finished, i mean they have to be put down by their own army right? They have the Black Rage ability which means they are already done for

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:27:07 No.71304514 Report

Quoted By: >>71304525

>>71304037
Basically fires of cyraxus

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:27:17 No.71304516 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 074a7d6886e7c08e388d337849a5b5a2.jpg, 224KiB, 1000x750

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:27:31 No.71304520 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304485
that's just because they unfucked the proportions of the gun when they modernized it

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:27:43 No.71304523 Report

Quoted By: >>71304531 >>71304542 >>71304557

>>71304458
Thicc was originally, and I still use it, for women with wide hips and big tits. I do not use it for chubby, or overweight women.
Thicc was hijacked by chubby and overweight women because they wanted in on all the action. but, men with sense can see right through it.

I would find a source, but truth be told I don't want to spent time doing it, I don't want to further shit up this thread with off-topic chatter, and I also don't want to sift through the plethora of SJW tripe which shills obese women as "thicc" and all that shit which is involved as well.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace fires of cyraxus.gif, 327KiB, 500x203

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:27:50 No.71304525 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304514
F

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:28:27 No.71304529 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
The small fry die and the characters and units equipped with teleporters warp away

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:28:34 No.71304531 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304523
>he can't into google scholar

Brainlet detected

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace firefox_XM2AV2ecLN.png, 579KiB, 873x771

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:28:39 No.71304533 Report

Quoted By: >>71304553 >>71304559 >>71304731

Do these fuck huge wings count as part of the model for LOS?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1548257789858.jpg, 8KiB, 233x217

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:28:46 No.71304535 Report

Quoted By: >>71304666

>>71304487
Resurrection protocols, baby!

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1583281189566.jpg, 121KiB, 524x492

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:29:18 No.71304540 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304476
But you still refer to them as <decade>'s robots.

Doesn't that seem a bit strange? That two unrelated groups would come up with an identical name for something?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:29:19 No.71304541 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
If they have a name in my codex (basically everyone Sarge and above) they're wounded and recover later, because I don't want to refluff /mydudes/ twice a month. On a couple occasions I have included a tabletop death into my "canon", like my original Chapter Master incapacitating (killing) Abaddon in a duel, but succumbing to his wounds (getting punched in half by a helbrute) afterwards. The same opponent and I then used Abaddon's and my CM's wounded bodies as objectives in our next narrative game, and since I got there first, I was able to recover him and stick him in a Contemptor. My chapter champion also got killed by lelith in this weird drunken arena game my wife and I played once.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:29:30 No.71304542 Report

Quoted By: >>71304561

>>71304523
>Thicc was originally, and I still use it, for women with wide hips and big tits.
There's already a term for that: hourglass

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:29:35 No.71304544 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
there's an older casualty chart, roll on that. But if you've put work into your HQ, maybe write it off as they bravely ran away at the last moment or were injured.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:30:30 No.71304553 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304533
Normally I would say yes, since the wings should be a vital part of the creature, but there are already holes in it, so no. Note that I prefer logic autism over rules autism, though.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:31:04 No.71304557 Report

Quoted By: >>71304573

>>71304523
>We should stop

I agree. You're still retarded, but we've shit up the thread enough. Agree to disagree. Retard.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace shootingErrataForConversions.jpg, 139KiB, 525x522

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:31:09 No.71304559 Report

Quoted By: >>71304591 >>71304731

>>71304533
From CA1 in the fucking city fight portion

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:31:08 No.71304560 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304500
>not wanting OCs that end up horrid messes of bionics and hate, with personal grudges based on past games
critical lack of soul detected

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:31:09 No.71304561 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304542
Aye, and "Sick" is used for something which is good. And "Whack" was used as a word for something which was bad.

Thicc is just a new memeword, for hourglass.

And even then hourglass was fucking hijacked by overweight women. You'd be fucking astounded how many profiles i've seen described as "Hourglass" and they're basically ovals.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:32:00 No.71304567 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
Casualties don't necessarily mean dead. sometimes its retreating, sometimes wounded, sometimes desertion and sometimes killed.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1534550999821.jpg, 66KiB, 300x287

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:32:17 No.71304572 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304225
>Fenris is/was an exodite world
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE

The fucking imperials are stealing our lore

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:32:19 No.71304573 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304557
Retarded, but right. Cunt. But sure, agree to disagree, you cunt.

christ we're like imperial fists and iron warriors up in this shit. All over hip ratios.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:33:41 No.71304589 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304221
>WD mega still there

So this is a brazen act of deliberate faggotry. For what purpose?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace AAAAA.png, 153KiB, 390x390

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:33:50 No.71304591 Report

Quoted By: >>71304627 >>71304680

>>71304559
>big fucking wings on a flyrant counts as limbs

get fucked lmao

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:34:05 No.71304594 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
The loss is not canon.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:36:42 No.71304627 Report

Quoted By: >>71304660

>>71304591
I mean you should be asking yourself "If a lascannon tore the fuck through this part of the mini, would it be a problem?"

A banner of topknot getting taken off is cosmetic. Losing a wing is a bad time.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace SoB gf.jpg, 56KiB, 600x721

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:37:36 No.71304638 Report

Quoted By: >>71304653 >>71304655 >>71304692 >>71304717 >>71304754

All these guys in the thread arguing about the "ideal" female form, I'm over here wishin' for SoB gf

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace fucc_bugs.png, 1000KiB, 826x620

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:38:16 No.71304644 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
Well, i've got something in mind for exactly this.

Vehicles get destroyed if they explode. They get damaged, recovered, and eventually repaired if they do not explode.

Troops die, commanders survive but barely, and actual named characters are effectively given an emergency evac, escorted by nearby marines (who we assume end up dying) to save iconic names of the chapter from a needless, honourless death.

Dreadnoughts I usually say die, due to high turnover rates, (who knows, one of the marines who "died" earlier become a dread), but pic related my tyrannic dreadnought would simply be repaired and revived after every near-death experience.

And when a new game starts, we just assume that replacements from reserve companies are brought up to fill the new spaces, or newly promoted scouts get the honour.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:38:41 No.71304648 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
it's just a game. I'm not going to convert a new character every time my captain dies

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:38:44 No.71304649 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
>implying that isn't the ideal female form

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:38:46 No.71304653 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304638
Not canon, SoBs don't have any augmentations.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:38:48 No.71304655 Report

Quoted By: >>71304668

>>71304638
just go to the gym and get a varbie gf, simple

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:39:08 No.71304660 Report

Quoted By: >>71304682

>>71304627
>I mean you should be asking yourself "If a lascannon tore the fuck through this part of the mini, would it be a problem?"

I mean he has 8 more limbs but i guess it would be extremely painful.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1582860761885.png, 164KiB, 413x352

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:39:07 No.71304661 Report

Quoted By: >>71304671 >>71304700 >>71304982

What's a general level of acceptable competitiveness? Is "Hm. I'm getting beat. Maybe I should change doctrines/add some stuff to balance it out" alright, or is that a slippery slope into waacfaggotry?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:39:40 No.71304666 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304535
Then the robots die at all, ever?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:39:48 No.71304668 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304655
Yeah you get a body like that from a surgeon, not from the gym.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:39:58 No.71304671 Report

Quoted By: >>71304706

>>71304661
no, waacfaggotry is "My army just got nerfed, i'm going to literally ebay it."

I'm not kidding.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1582655439699.png, 939KiB, 1100x610

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:40:03 No.71304673 Report

Quoted By:

Going to kitbash some cooler artillery for some Iron Warriors. Fuck basic stuff. IRON WITHIN! IRON WITHOUT!

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:40:47 No.71304680 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304591
I maintain that wings confer an ingame effect and thus should count as part of the model. If it's something decorative - then ignore it, but if it's something that has meaning on the tabletop - it's part of the mini.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:40:59 No.71304682 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304660
For you.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:41:57 No.71304692 Report

Quoted By: >>71304701 >>71304712 >>71304724 >>71304781

>>71304638
damn she thicc

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:42:45 No.71304699 Report

Quoted By: >>71304729

>>71304485
>johnny mini
Shit this reminded me that I still haven't painted my johnny. What chapter should I do?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:42:45 No.71304700 Report

Quoted By: >>71304706

>>71304661
Whatever the people you play against are like.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:42:51 No.71304701 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304692
thank you son, for using it correctly. now I can die in peace. farewell.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:43:27 No.71304706 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304671
>>71304700
Ah. I'm new and I'm terrified of being 'that guy'.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:43:48 No.71304711 Report

Quoted By: >>71304730

>>71304376
depends on the army
got fast melee? charge one unit and pile into the rest of them to lock down their shooting for 2 turns
got lots of dakka? fucking shoot them
play eldar or SM? just win the game
or play objectives if thats more your speed

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:43:56 No.71304712 Report

Quoted By: >>71304723 >>71305639

>>71304692
I feel like the word thicc has come to have a number of meanings. Apparently it can mean:

>Skinny woman with cosmetic surgeries
>Actually overweight woman
>Slightly overweight woman with good proportions
>Skinny woman with wide hips and big tits

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:44:19 No.71304717 Report

Quoted By: >>71304725 >>71304741 >>71304802

>>71304638
Fuck's wrong with her claw hand?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:45:13 No.71304723 Report

Quoted By: >>71304747

>>71304712
It should only mean the latter.

#1 is an insult
#2 is a lie
#3 is a hopeful woman

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:45:28 No.71304724 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304692
What the fuck does the word thicc even mean you goddam zoomers?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:45:38 No.71304725 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304717
lost some fingers jilling off a deldar

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:45:41 No.71304729 Report

Quoted By: >>71304873

>>71304699
Look at the collage in /wip/ and choose one that have not been done yet.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:46:02 No.71304730 Report

Quoted By: >>71304744 >>71305344

>>71304711
so uh, what are necrons supposed to do, asking for a friend.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:46:03 No.71304731 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304559
>>71304533
just count the head, torso, and legs for LoS, disregard everything else on the model
for tanks, main hull and turrets

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1582510111250.jpg, 120KiB, 1080x1204

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:46:29 No.71304737 Report

Quoted By: >>71304817 >>71305137

You may not like it, but this is what peak Sister looks like.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:46:37 No.71304740 Report

Quoted By: >>71304749 >>71304752 >>71304768 >>71304772 >>71304814 >>71304830

Don't paint knights in chapter colors

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:46:40 No.71304741 Report

Quoted By: >>71304802

>>71304717
I guess to use her pinky finger to take the photo while keeping a good grip. I find I can't normally hold my phone and tap the central button with my thumb to take a photo, as my thumb's too big and my nail taps the glass, which doesn't register.

...but then again she's a woman so has smaller hands so shouldn't have my issue.

You know what, I don't know what's with the klaw.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:47:06 No.71304744 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304730
lose

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:47:32 No.71304747 Report

Quoted By: >>71304760

>>71304723
Well the chick in the picture is just a STICC with plastic surgeries, and apparently she counts.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:47:43 No.71304749 Report

Quoted By: >>71304763 >>71304790

>>71304740
Sure can, pretty sure there'd be some knight house on macragge all decked up in ultramarines shit because they'd be super proud of it.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:48:07 No.71304752 Report

Quoted By: >>71304790

>>71304740
but what if i have a dishonored freeblade that has pledged itself to a chapter to redeem itself for their sins?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Warhammer-40000-Wh-Песочница-фэн (...).jpg, 35KiB, 315x293

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:48:16 No.71304754 Report

Quoted By: >>71304766 >>71304825

>>71304638
Very hot, not going to lie.
How can centuries old flat eldar can even compete ?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:48:44 No.71304760 Report

Quoted By: >>71304793

>>71304747
Pretty sure those hips aren't plastic surgery. They're way too smooth and defined for that, and if they are, they're astoundingly realistic and makes me wonder why more plastic surgeons can't do this.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:49:04 No.71304763 Report

Quoted By: >>71304777 >>71304790

>>71304749
No
Even Jes Goodwin says not to do that

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:49:10 No.71304766 Report

Quoted By: >>71304793 >>71305386

>>71304754
>Unironically liking cowtits

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:49:14 No.71304768 Report

Quoted By: >>71304790

>>71304740
Yeah, paint them in House Terryn colors like a civilized person.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:49:44 No.71304772 Report

Quoted By: >>71304790

>>71304740
Correct, also paint all knights with individual heraldry AND house colors.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:50:05 No.71304777 Report

Quoted By: >>71304782 >>71304790 >>71304792

>>71304763
What's his reasoning?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ground-type-gm.jpg, 105KiB, 900x675

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:50:28 No.71304780 Report

Quoted By: >>71305178

Would a Gundam scheme look good on Guard tanks if I want a colorful force?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace g1k8gvM.png, 739KiB, 648x800

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:50:44 No.71304781 Report

Quoted By: >>71304796

>>71304692

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:50:46 No.71304782 Report

Quoted By: >>71304794

>>71304777
It looks stupid and dumb

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:01 No.71304786 Report

Quoted By:

other than severina, were there any official female commissar models? or is the guy on ebay lying through his teeth?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1552194851016.jpg, 758KiB, 1920x1357

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:21 No.71304790 Report

Quoted By: >>71304805

>>71304749
>>71304752
>>71304777
Knights are not fucking astartes.
Knights are knights.

>>71304763
>>71304768
>>71304772
Finally, men of taste.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:31 No.71304792 Report

Quoted By: >>71304805

>>71304777
They aren't space marines

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:33 No.71304793 Report

Quoted By: >>71304808

>>71304760
>Pretty sure those hips aren't plastic surgery.
They are. Just google her and walk it back 5 years.

>they're astoundingly realistic and makes me wonder why more plastic surgeons can't do this.
Most people's ideas of what plastic surgery looks like was set in place 10 years ago. Modern high-end plastic surgeries can be incredibly hard to see, with the exception of breast augmentations and nose jobs, which can look much better now than they used to, but are still really hard to hide.

>>71304766
>a c-cup is cow-tits
You what?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:38 No.71304794 Report

Quoted By: >>71304814

>>71304782
So.. a knight, with its own heraldry and house name, can't have a banner or two hanging from it of the space marine chapter which it shares a homeworld with or solar system with?

Sounds a bit closeminded anon.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:47 No.71304796 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304781
>sob all have space tattoos on their faces

MADE for orc cock

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:51:52 No.71304797 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304449
WHY THE FUCJ DID FW STOP SELLING THE OLD BOLTERS REEEEE

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:52:33 No.71304802 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304741
>>71304717
pinky and index are being used to stabilize the phone, from what it looks like

weird-ass way of doing things, but it does keep it steady regardless of the angle you hold it at

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:52:38 No.71304804 Report

Quoted By:

The mega link in the AoS thread used to have the Warhammer Horror novels but the new link doesn't. Are there any links that still have those? Didn't see them in the ones posted in the OP.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:52:39 No.71304805 Report

Quoted By: >>71304829

>>71304792
>>71304790
I didn't say they are, niggers.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:52:47 No.71304808 Report

Quoted By: >>71304819

>>71304793
It's probably just a bit of photoshop, camera angles, and panties pulled up high over her hips

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:53:11 No.71304813 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304195
Yeah my first game of 40k went a similar route. 6 years later and hundreds of minis painted since then

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:53:17 No.71304814 Report

Quoted By: >>71304833 >>71304842

>>71304740
That shit drives me up the fucking wall. Even ignoring how unfluffy it is; part of the appeal of Knights is making the heraldry and such. It's so cheap to just paint them like your spess mehreens.
>>71304794
Read the post chain, imbecile. This is about painting Knights in chapter colors.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 38vap3.jpg, 68KiB, 569x439

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:53:36 No.71304817 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304737
>cadian warp tainted purple eyes

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:53:46 No.71304819 Report

Quoted By: >>71305153

>>71304808
No, she actually has cosmetic surgery. That's not a guess, I just googled her.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 15319334034.jpg, 600KiB, 1108x1531

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:54:32 No.71304825 Report

Quoted By: >>71304848 >>71304875

>>71304754
Well, the ears are a big charm point in their favor.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:54:45 No.71304829 Report

Quoted By: >>71304951

>>71304805
Well then they don't get to wear chapter heraldry, dumbass.
Knights are not part of the chapter's armorium.
They are also not auxiliary personnel like serfs.
Space marine chapters don't field knights.
Knights are knights.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:54:49 No.71304830 Report

Quoted By: >>71304878 >>71304941

>>71304740
>Our local Knight Fag has an entire army of knights, all shittily painted with Testor acrylics in Salamanders Colors
>Nigga plays Word Bearers

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:55:03 No.71304833 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304814
>Read the post chain, imbecile. This is about painting Knights in chapter colors
I did, and I have been.

I'm saying there's nothing wrong with a knight house on somewhere like macragge, incorporating the ultramarines blue into their armour.

Going full blue with gold trims, sure, that'd be fucking lameo, but nothing's wrong with the same blue being used, but with some unique patterns and other such details.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:55:14 No.71304836 Report

Quoted By: >>71304932 >>71304948 >>71304972

Bought a box of the 2019 Chaos Space Marines for some reason, I don't have any Chaos models besides Death Guard.

Thinking Night Lords or Iron Warriors for them but I'd like to do some customizing to make them stand out as those factions. What are some easy kitbash options?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 7E28E5EE-9B89-4E22-84C7-07169827 (...).jpg, 333KiB, 1242x556

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:55:21 No.71304840 Report

Quoted By: >>71304858 >>71305058 >>71305073 >>71305091 >>71305156 >>71305178

What do people think of drop force scions/people who play them?
I am in the process of building a scion list that is completely transported by 3-4 valkyries and will have roughly 30 of the old metal stormtrooper models to be my scions. I want hector rex to be my nofos inquisitor too.

Is this a good idea? Would it be /fun/ to play and play against? What are the stereotypes of scion players?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:55:25 No.71304842 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304814
>he cant make custom heraldry for his knight that pledged itself to a chapter
whatever, imaginationlet

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:55:43 No.71304845 Report

Quoted By: >>71304854 >>71304859 >>71304864 >>71304885 >>71304905 >>71304936 >>71305193 >>71305203

How do I blow knightfags the fuck out

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:55:54 No.71304848 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304825
That and the fact that you get to fuck the smug out of them. It's the ultimate high-class-girl fantasy.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:56:36 No.71304854 Report

Quoted By: >>71304922

>>71304845
by simply not playing them.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace chaos knight.jpg, 141KiB, 800x1200

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:56:41 No.71304857 Report

Quoted By: >>71304877 >>71304951

Also do not paint Chaos Knights in legion or god colors.
Chaos Knights do not devote themselves to gods.
At best they're Dark Mechanicus or Undivided.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:56:43 No.71304858 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304840
wouldn't say there are any real stereotypes of them, stormtrooper armies are rare

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:56:52 No.71304859 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304845
What is this, 2019 lmao?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace vroom vroom, knigger.jpg, 20KiB, 272x280

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:57:01 No.71304864 Report

Quoted By: >>71305217

>>71304845

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:57:55 No.71304873 Report

Quoted By: >>71304894

>>71304729
>no iron warrior johnny
Time to corrupt him
with autism

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:58:04 No.71304875 Report

Quoted By: >>71304947

>>71304825
you uh
got a source on that, chief?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:58:08 No.71304877 Report

Quoted By: >>71304930 >>71304944

Painting knights like space marines is literally as much of a lore rape as female space marines
>>71304857
>Chaos Knights do not devote themselves to gods.
Actually, that's wrong. There are god-related relics in the codex.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:58:13 No.71304878 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304830
disgusting

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:58:40 No.71304885 Report

Quoted By: >>71304913 >>71304922 >>71304957

>>71304845
>No thanks man, your army doesn't look fun to play against.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:59:11 No.71304894 Report

Quoted By: >>71304962

>>71304873
There is an Iron Warrior. Next to the guardsman in the collage.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 04:59:44 No.71304905 Report

Quoted By: >>71304922

>>71304845
Ask them what their real army is.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:00:06 No.71304913 Report

Quoted By: >>71304920 >>71304940

>>71304885
Shut the fuck up you goddam faggot

People like you are the cancer that's killing this game you autistic little piece of shit, if you don't want to play a competative army DON"T PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ITS A COMPETATIVE GAME

Christ you people make me mad. CAACfags are cancers and deserve the noose.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:00:33 No.71304919 Report

Quoted By: >>71304929 >>71304938

Do Knights have good lore?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:01:03 No.71304920 Report

Quoted By: >>71304959

>>71304913
6/10

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:01:13 No.71304922 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304885
>>71304905
>>71304854

These. Do not acknowledge the Knight players. If he wants a game, you say:

"I want to play Warhammer 40,000, 8th edition. Not Titanicus"

And move on.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:01:34 No.71304929 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304919
Nah.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:01:34 No.71304930 Report

Quoted By: >>71304946

>>71304877
I've always seen it as just one particular part of the knight that's been blessed by a god and darkmech grafted it on.
The actual nobles / throne spirits are too crazy to scrap enough attention to devote themselves to any particular god, hence why the datasheets have no <God> keyword and there's no official art of monotheistic knights.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:01:38 No.71304932 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304836
IW - Mark III, FW Iron Warriors bits, the old IW upgrade heads if you can find them
NL - Mark IV, FW Night Lords bits, the old NL upgrade heads if you don't find them utterly silly

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:01:58 No.71304936 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304845
>can no longer get 3++

knights are fine

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:05 No.71304938 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304919
Yeah. Knight codex for only having 3 actual units has an incredible amount of effort put in to making it fun and fluffy

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:15 No.71304940 Report

Quoted By: >>71304959

>>71304913
4/10, the fullcaps meltdown gave it away. Need to keep a cool "scolding" tone, would get more bites that way.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:20 No.71304941 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304830
>Testors
Hope the enamel melts apart his Knights.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:33 No.71304944 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304877
>codex
Not canon

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:40 No.71304946 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304930
Yeah okay I guess

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:39 No.71304947 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304875
It was one of the drawfags who posts on /aco/.

https://i.imgur.com/aPjBRbS.jpg

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:47 No.71304948 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304836
>easy
Shapeways. As long as by "easy" you don't mean cheap.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace implying.png, 97KiB, 299x171

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:02:55 No.71304951 Report

Quoted By: >>71304973

>>71304829
says who?
>>71304857
>the thrice blessed by nurgle knight decides he doesnt want to devote himself to any chaos god

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:03:38 No.71304956 Report

Quoted By: >>71305009

Are orks overplayed? Are they any good? What do they do well?
I'm brand new and think they're gonna be my first army.
Also, any advice on avoiding plateaus when it comes to painting?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:03:39 No.71304957 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304885
Like nigga, just play the mission. It's not like they're souping with Guard and BA.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:03:49 No.71304959 Report

Quoted By: >>71304977

>>71304920
>>71304940
>CAACfag cope

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace index(2).jpg, 123KiB, 750x1000

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:03:54 No.71304962 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304894
Oh that is? Thought it was but it seemed way too dark

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:05:03 No.71304972 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304836
If you have any plague marine bits left, you could bash the CSM into Heresy armour plague marines.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:05:05 No.71304973 Report

Quoted By: >>71304987 >>71304992 >>71305525

>>71304951
An Oath of Fealty does not mean they paint the knights in warband colors, you fucking brainlet.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:05:27 No.71304977 Report

Quoted By: >>71304985 >>71304996 >>71305024

>>71304959
caac? Is that some made up shitty version of waac, "casual at all costs"?

If you're seriously defending Waacfaggotry then you need help, perhaps a psychologist to find out why you're so hellbent on winning at all costs.

Bullied relentlessly, felt powerless, and now in this game you finally feel a drip of power for once?

Were you ignored, felt like nothing and winning games gets you much wanted recognition?

Either way, get help.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:05:54 No.71304982 Report

Quoted By: >>71305300

>>71304661
Tuning an army is fine. Tailoring a list to specific opponents is WAAC
Taking better performing units to fill a role your army is lacking in, or better weapon options is fine, Taking the exact net list that won the latest tournament is WAAC
Taking the best options on a bad unit is fine, ONLY taking the best units and switching them out the moment they get slightly nerfed or under perform WAAC.

People sometimes will complain about getting beaten, those people tend to be WAACs, People also sometimes assume that a fluffy army can't be effective or that to be fluffy your army has to be shit. Those people are stupid. the game is most fun when you're playing against a tough but fluffy list with an opponent who knows how to play their army depending on the objectives.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:06:00 No.71304985 Report

Quoted By: >>71305005

>>71304977
>r*ddit

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:06:11 No.71304987 Report

Quoted By: >>71305004

>>71304973
says who?
>also completely ignoring the second half of the argument
hilarious

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:06:21 No.71304991 Report

Quoted By: >>71305141

>>71304035
The Stormsurge and any suits bigger than it. Just headcanon they don't exist. Riptides push it as well, but too many people use them

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:06:29 No.71304992 Report

Quoted By: >>71305023

>>71304973
but they might do, you fucking imaginationlet.
There's entire renegade guard armies who repaint to allied chaos legions, and you think a knight can't do the same? Fuck me.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:07:00 No.71304996 Report

Quoted By: >>71305021

>>71304977
>CAACfag cope

It's a competitive game dickbag, if you can't take it go back to little league. Participation trophies were a mistake.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:07:37 No.71305004 Report

Quoted By: >>71305013

>>71304987
>says who?
I cannot prove a negative, you retard.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:07:41 No.71305005 Report

Quoted By: >>71305029

>>71304985
Ah, can only make a shitty post. So I hit the nail on the head then.

I bet you have no actual friends at your local, they probably all fucking low-key hate you.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace temp.jpg, 70KiB, 835x558

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:07:48 No.71305008 Report

Quoted By: >>71305022 >>71305026 >>71305036 >>71305043 >>71305097 >>71305985

Does anyone know what you can actually make with this? Specifically, can I make 3 missile launchers, or 3 lascannons, or 3 autoguns? Or must I make one of each?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:07:50 No.71305009 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304956
>Are orks overplayed?
Nah, they're pretty mid-tier in terms of popularity.
>Are they any good?
They can be, they have a few decent mid-tier builds but only one that's actually high-tier competitive.
>What do they do well?
Swamping the enemy with bodies. The strongest Ork lists are basically just an assload of Boyz with some HQs for buffing them.
I would suggest you don't worry about this too much. Just play was seems cool at first. No one wants their first army to be 300 models they have to paint.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:08:24 No.71305013 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305004
>cant prove your point
shocking

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:08:34 No.71305014 Report

Quoted By:

I've got Mortarion, 3 Deathshroud Terminators and 3 Plagueburst Crawlers. What's the next step for a list that doesn't get destroyed in casual games?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:08:55 No.71305021 Report

Quoted By: >>71305032

>>71304996
7/10, doing better. But the last comment blew it, as it makes no sense being added.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:08:58 No.71305022 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305008
you get 3 sprues with every heavy weapon on them and 3 sprues with the guardsmen on them. So yes, you can triple up on any of the heavy weapons.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:09:12 No.71305023 Report

Quoted By: >>71305044 >>71305237

>>71304992
Because a knight is not a fucking cannon fodder guardsman, he's an actual warrior of repute that the astartes would not acknowledge as one of them. Wearing chapter/legion colours would be seen as an insult.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:09:12 No.71305024 Report

Quoted By: >>71305039 >>71305046

>>71304977
Imagine how ridiculous you would sound if you were talking about poker, and begrudging people with the talent and who put in the time to be better at it than you.

Whence does this scrub mentality spring?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:09:30 No.71305026 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305008
>can i kit this entire unit out the way i want without buying anotehr kit
the general rule of thumb is "no" with the tyranids being the notable exception to the rule

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Its ya boi Dan.jpg, 371KiB, 1091x1217

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:09:58 No.71305029 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305005

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:10:14 No.71305032 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305021
Okay retard. I'm wasting my time @ing a CAACfag, git gud. Out.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace heavy weapon team sprue.png, 394KiB, 1366x912

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:10:41 No.71305036 Report

Quoted By: >>71305552

>>71305008
Based on the sprues on GW's site, it should have one of each, as the tripod is on the same sprue as each of the barrel mounts

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:10:59 No.71305039 Report

Quoted By: >>71305096 >>71305216

>>71305024
>putting in time into finding the newest, hottest, overpowered list is the same as skill

Fucking DELUDED.

D E L U D E D

go fucking warm up ebay, you catastrophic faggot, for when knights get nerfed into the ground so you can make money to buy your next OP list with whatever is FOTM afterwards.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:11:34 No.71305043 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305008
It has all the options to make every gun 3 times.

A savvy guardsmen can make multiple guns out of each sprue.

You can make a mortar, missile launcher, and your choice of HB, AC, or LC with some extra guardsmen. With some sandbags you can put the HB on that without it looking weird.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:11:42 No.71305044 Report

Quoted By: >>71305068

>>71305023
>legions have literal shit eating cultists hang around in colors similar to theirs
>this is fine
>fallen knight pilot of a thousand campaigns decides to ally with him and re paint his knight to match his new allegiance
>this is unacceptable

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:11:45 No.71305046 Report

Quoted By: >>71305096

>>71305024
Implying that going to an LGS is the same as going to World Series of Poker. And desu, if Phil Helmuth was in my friend group, I wouldnt want to play with him unless it was for 5 buck buying and he wasnt mindraping us

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace km6ysa1x6qc41.jpg, 2MiB, 3024x4032

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:11:54 No.71305049 Report

Quoted By: >>71305065 >>71305067 >>71305084

>lmao I'll glue a porcelain doll face to it cuz nurgle
>so edgy
>damn I'm creative

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace KMB.jpg, 224KiB, 1200x640

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:12:41 No.71305055 Report

Quoted By:

Plasma pistol finished :)

Only thing left to build is the power fist and left shoulder pad.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 79002034_n.jpg, 60KiB, 950x530

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:12:49 No.71305058 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304840

Sounds pretty fluffy to me. I think Valkyries are cool as shit though.

I don't remember the specific FAQ update that GW did to fliers though, you should take a look for it to make sure that you don't auto-lose on turn 1 if your entire army is embarked in fliers.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Epic_Eldar_Titans_Attack.jpg, 729KiB, 1575x1173

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:13:06 No.71305060 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304487
>tfw dying and coming back is lore friendly for your faction
Nameless troops die, some of their soulstones get recovered and put in wraiths
Named Exarchs die, but get a new body in time for next week
Named HQs all get webway'd out, either by their own will or another seer
If one's ready to die, we play a "last stand" mission where they eat shit and either get retired or upgraded to wraithlord/seer

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:13:17 No.71305063 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304106
It's on a 30 point character model that also grants a RR1 to Hit aura for artillery, dipshit.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:13:19 No.71305065 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305049
Why play chaos and not be edgy?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:13:40 No.71305067 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305049
Looks great desu

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:13:40 No.71305068 Report

Quoted By: >>71305093

>>71305044
>cultists
>tools
>property
>individuality irrelevant

>knights
>equals
>rivals
>individuals with their own legacy and traditions
how is this hard to get

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:14:05 No.71305073 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304840
Fully transported armies are thematically cool.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:14:39 No.71305081 Report

Quoted By: >>71305088 >>71305094 >>71305106

So this is American hours

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:14:49 No.71305084 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305049
If he actually painted it like it was morphed from the armor with catharacted eyes leaking pus and blood, it could have been cool.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:24 No.71305088 Report

Quoted By: >>71305102

>>71305081
>midnight in America
>American hours
???

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:29 No.71305091 Report

Quoted By: >>71305133

>>71304840
>Holocaust Stormtrooper squadron

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:40 No.71305093 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305068
>falling to chaos
>not being a tool
>giving a shit about your legacy and traditions
>being rivals with the legion you pledged fealty to

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:41 No.71305094 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305081
Yep. And it reminds me why Wh40k was an English made hobby, for mature and civilized English.

It's 5:15am and i've been here long enough I think.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:44 No.71305096 Report

Quoted By: >>71305127 >>71305142 >>71305195

>>71305046
I was thinking more in the context of Texas Hold Em with buddies, but one of them has put in the time to get better at it.

>>71305039
First of all, the game starts when you build your list, not on turn 1.

Second, even within the context of a strong list, if you look at a strong list like the Possessed Bomb, you can see a wide range of success with it. It's almost like there's a skill component to getting into top tables at tournaments.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:49 No.71305097 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305008
With guys, you can make one of each.

without guys, you can make at least 2 of each 3 times.

you will need more bases though.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1353454206809.jpg, 1MiB, 2560x1440

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:15:50 No.71305098 Report

Quoted By:

>>71303989
You should read more about sieges. I recommend Mark Urban's book on the 95th Rifles.

Artillery is a major component of sieges, but so are the storming parties themselves.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:16:24 No.71305102 Report

Quoted By: >>71305114

>>71305088
It's only midnight on the east coast.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:16:41 No.71305106 Report

Quoted By: >>71305139

>>71305081
>1 am
no, this is peak aussie hours

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:17:10 No.71305114 Report

Quoted By: >>71305138

>>71305102
As if 11pm is any more of prime internet time

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:17:11 No.71305115 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304168
I soak it for 24 hours then scrub with a soft bristle tooth brush for 5-10 minutes.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:17:20 No.71305118 Report

Quoted By: >>71305281

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwOEie7Eh0

Army for this boomer rock song?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:17:26 No.71305122 Report

Quoted By: >>71305140 >>71305159 >>71305160

>huh
>why did gw give us a new faction with unique lore
>why do they have their own color schemes
>shit what's with all this individual heraldry
>whatever
>I'll just make them space marine robots

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:17:43 No.71305127 Report

Quoted By: >>71305239

>>71305096
But that's bullshit, the game starts when you build your list, sure. But you can't possibly know what your opponent will have most of the time. So of course people just mathhammer the most OP army, and field those units.

Why do you think every SM player and their mothers was iron hands, for waacfaggots?

Now look at them, selling off their entire armies at $600 a pop and investing into Knights.

They have no loyalty, no passion, just wanna WIN. And it's honestly sad to see.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 764D6547-44E0-4433-B422-8EDAD2E1 (...).png, 1MiB, 828x1792

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:17:54 No.71305133 Report

Quoted By: >>71305173

>>71305091
>Grey Knights Holocaust Psychic Power

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:18:01 No.71305137 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304737
trve pvnk girls wouldn't drink boba tea

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:18:17 No.71305138 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305114
It's 9pm on the west coast.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:18:22 No.71305139 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305106
So that's why this thread is shit

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:18:28 No.71305140 Report

Quoted By: >>71305154 >>71305182

>>71305122
>he cant come up with a reason for his knight to have both SM and household heraldry
pathetic

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 72b24408820b9b8409b6e03b663712cf.jpg, 138KiB, 650x835

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:18:31 No.71305141 Report

Quoted By: >>71305180

>>71304991
>Stormsurge
It honestly wouldn't be so bad it it weren't so ugly? What's bigger than it besides that Taunar, anyway?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:18:34 No.71305142 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305096
It's more like Texas Hold Em with your buddies, but your buddy starts bringing hundreds of dollars to ante with

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:19:31 No.71305153 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304819
I did wonder why her thighs looked weird.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:19:33 No.71305154 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305140
Why would you do that? You say that like it's something you should strive to do.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:19:39 No.71305156 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304840
>Hellanus

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:19:47 No.71305159 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305122
When you have enough money to afford a knight bud, you can paint it however you want.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:19:49 No.71305160 Report

Quoted By: >>71305176

>>71305122
>new faction with unique lore
Hardly... they're just humans on human worlds in a human imperium, (or chaos worlds).

It's not like toasterfuckers, it's not even like sisters of battle who actually have considerable influence.

These are just haughty self-important noblefolk, who can only impose their rule over certain guard, at best.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:20:25 No.71305173 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305133
>playing oldhammer
>friend playing Demonhunters
>casts this power
>calls manager over
>asks him how hard it is to deny
>manager just looks on with a defeated stare
had a good laff

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:20:48 No.71305176 Report

Quoted By: >>71305194 >>71305198

>>71305160
Small and irrelevant factions are way more interesting than the big boys.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace old stormtroopers.jpg, 62KiB, 544x576

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:21:02 No.71305178 Report

Quoted By: >>71305192

>>71304780
Yes.
>>71304840
>old metal stormtrooper models
incredibly soulful
It would probably be more fun if you run the stormies/valks as one detachment, and then bring a second detachment of armor/infantry just so you're not running a one-trick gimmick list.
More fun for you and your opponent this way.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:21:18 No.71305180 Report

Quoted By: >>71305222

>>71305141
Nothing yet. And while part of the problem is that the Stormsurge is ugly, the other problem is that it just doesn't mesh well with the Tau's previously established outlook and methods when it came to titans. They were pretty firmly established as thinking building-size robots were inefficient, and just took them out with massed hammerheads or railgun tigersharks, which fits them well. GW introducing new giant robots to suddenly 180 on them is just an excuse to sell more big battlesuit models

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace e9adbc91a042e95fbf469d3de0261703.jpg, 155KiB, 1200x900

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:21:25 No.71305182 Report

Quoted By: >>71305210 >>71305288 >>71305795

>>71305140
>I'm gonna invent this specific excuse to my lore raping
>I hope he doesn't realize no one actually bothers with household heraldry

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:01 No.71305192 Report

Quoted By: >>71305253 >>71305269

>>71305178
Does GW think people don't want models like this?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:04 No.71305193 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304845
They're weak to melee.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:09 No.71305194 Report

Quoted By: >>71305232

>>71305176
>not one but two major knight houses got BTFO by literally who tyranid hivefleets
irrelevant is right

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:10 No.71305195 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305096
>I was thinking more in the context of Texas Hold Em with buddies, but one of them has put in the time to get better at it.
There comes a point where you've outgrown your friend group in skill level, especially if you spend 5 hours a day reading about theory and playing online, vs. The friend groups expectation of casual play for fun and entertainment.
If you're the skilled one, you'd be an absolute sperg to freak out if they don't want to play with you. Go to a casino, find people as passionate as you are about the game.
These problems are compounded in games with a meta, and an expensive buy in for each army

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:17 No.71305198 Report

Quoted By: >>71305208 >>71305214

>>71305176
they're interesting, sure. But nothing stops you having some creativity. And by creativity I don't mean just painting them in 1:1 chapter schemes, that's not creative that's lazy. And as bad as greytide.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:39 No.71305203 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304845
play tau

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace img5d18d045b9e34.jpg, 253KiB, 1306x1600

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:22:58 No.71305206 Report

Quoted By: >>71305224 >>71305227 >>71305249 >>71305395 >>71305795

>it's ok guys they're not actually ultramarines
>see all this personal and household heraldry, right?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:23:01 No.71305208 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305198
>And by creativity I don't mean just painting them in 1:1 chapter schemes
Then stop fucking attacking people who are saying to not do that.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:23:11 No.71305210 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305182
>consistently calls it lore rape
>never provides evidence to why it is
funny that

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:23:37 No.71305214 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305198
I'm not the guy wanting marine knights. I want the to stay unique and full of flavor.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:23:45 No.71305215 Report

Quoted By: >>71305291

>>71304343
1-3 commanders and 1-2 platoon leaders, depending how much infantry you have.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:23:46 No.71305216 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305039
>for when knights get nerfed into the ground
they already have been.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:23:47 No.71305217 Report

Quoted By: >>71305245 >>71305255

>>71304864
Are rock saws really a meme?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:24:08 No.71305222 Report

Quoted By: >>71305324 >>71307655

>>71305180
All the while Kroot, Vespid, and other auxiliaries get sidelined. We're never going to see Gue'vesa, are we?

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:24:15 No.71305224 Report

Quoted By: >>71305256

>>71305206
>Amazing sculpting
>ok-ish paintjob
>not a single bit of unique heraldry in sight

Fuck me. lost it.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace l52gpc1ul2fz.jpg, 753KiB, 2448x3264

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:24:25 No.71305225 Report

Quoted By: >>71305256 >>71305257 >>71305795

>household heraldry makes it fine guys
>look I've got plenty on mine

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:24:30 No.71305227 Report

Quoted By: >>71305240 >>71305298

>>71305206
>resorts to strawmanning from den of ((((imagination)))) because he doesnt have an argument
fucking hilarious

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:24:38 No.71305232 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305194
I want smaller. More irrelevant. I want Hrud.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:25:18 No.71305237 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305023
What is the LEAST popular army at your LGS? No meme garbage obviously such as Inquisition, R&H or Necrons

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:25:31 No.71305239 Report

Quoted By: >>71305251

>>71305127
>Why do you think every SM player and their mothers was iron hands, for waacfaggots?

I think IH were an unhealthy exception as a top-dog list, with how easy they were to pilot - and accordingly ruining the game even for casuals.

>They have no loyalty, no passion, just wanna WIN
And that drive to win isn't passion for a game? You've got a very narrow definition of passion.

>Now look at them, selling off their entire armies at $600 a pop and investing into Knights.
It's more like the return of Guard-Knight-[Melee Threat] than Knights per se, and that's been good for pretty much the whole edition.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:25:41 No.71305240 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305227
>den of ((((imagination))))
As someone in the industry, i'm silently chuckling at this.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace bc9eeb0ece26e3ff1edae61be1f67c7c.jpg, 389KiB, 1288x617

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:25:50 No.71305242 Report

Quoted By: >>71305263 >>71305265 >>71305294 >>71305342 >>71305400 >>71305549 >>71305555

Post your dudes and what they're all about

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:26:10 No.71305245 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305217
theyre on a 3 attack, strength 5 base, weapon skill 2+ with rr1s and +1 to wound rr1s platform if you get your buffs in order like a good boy, so yeah, theyre pretty memey
oh and you can take 8 in a unit if you feel so inclined

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:26:31 No.71305249 Report

Quoted By: >>71305277 >>71305314 >>71305337 >>71305391 >>71305408

>>71305206
Ultramarines at least KIIIIND of makes sense because of the ultramar thing.

But really, people in general paint their armies much too uniformly. You shouldn't be afriad to use slightly different color schemes for different units. Using the exact same colors for your whole army makes it look bland - you have to remember the big picture, and that just like one individual model, your army as a whole is an art piece, and you want contrast.

And that goes double for when it's a huge model, and triple when you're shitting on the lore just to be a lazy bitch boy.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:26:45 No.71305251 Report

Quoted By: >>71305260

>>71305239
If you want to play a game competitively there are plenty of options that are more suited for that than 40k.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:27:08 No.71305253 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305192

GW thinks that people want models like that at $35 a piece

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace rocksaw.jpg, 29KiB, 480x480

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:27:24 No.71305255 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305217
No, this bad boy is the deadliest weapon in the 41st millennium.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:27:31 No.71305256 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305224
im a sucker for the goofy ass OG blue and yellow UM scheme so i like it
>>71305225
>hes still going

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:27:30 No.71305257 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305225
Go for a walk anon. I agree that painting your knight like a space marine isn't as cool, but posting like this isn't healthy for you.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:28:15 No.71305260 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305251
But I enjoy 40k, and presumably so do the tourneyfags that rustle your jimmies, otherwise they wouldn't spend significant amounts of their time and money on it

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:28:19 No.71305263 Report

Quoted By: >>71305319

>>71305242
Didn't we just do this?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace EFE8EF34-82B7-4711-BD08-081B180B (...).png, 2MiB, 828x1792

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:28:28 No.71305265 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305242
Murking Feddies.

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 1555540288524.jpg, 71KiB, 960x724

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:28:44 No.71305269 Report

Quoted By: >>71305287

>>71305192
Only Space Marines get to be tacticool.

>FW makes Mk II, Mk III, Mk IV, and Mk V for Space Marines
>meanwhile GW removes everything except Cadians and Catachans from the store

>and then Valhallans go up on Made to Order but Elysians are still dead and gone .

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:03 No.71305277 Report

Quoted By: >>71305354

>>71305249
>shitting on lore
either provide evidence, shut the fuck up, or resort to posting shitty conversions from DoI like the other knightfag

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:10 No.71305279 Report

Quoted By:

>>71304510
Maybe have it as a mini game after the battle where what's left of your blood angels fight what's left of their death company

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:12 No.71305281 Report

Quoted By: >>71305308

>>71305118
orks

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:30 No.71305287 Report

Quoted By: >>71305413

>>71305269
those bois better be raptors.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:46 No.71305288 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305182
No one gives a single shit about Household heraldry because they're not a part of the fluff.

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:49 No.71305291 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305215
So, at least 1 order per 2 squads of guardsmen?

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace super advance Tau combat doctrine.gif, 333KiB, 278x200

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:29:57 No.71305294 Report

Quoted By:

>>71305242
I'm a simple man

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace blood-angels-knight-doi-full.jpg, 214KiB, 960x907

Anonymous Thu 05 Mar 2020 05:30:26 No.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

This website uses cookies for some features and usage tracking.

On these archives

Your latest searches

Warhammer 40,000 General - /40kg/

This website uses cookies for some features and usage tracking. Show purposes Reject Cookies Accept Cookies

On these archives

Your latest searches

This website uses cookies for some features and usage tracking.