I'm 6'3" and weigh 230lbs in pure muscle, nerd. I have a confirmed IQ of 150, and once made the AI supercomputer, Deep Blue, spontaneously combust during a chess game.
I may also have latent psionic abilities, but that yet remains to be seen, as I am currently doing a study on myself using hitherto unknown technologies that I've had to personally develop, as the technological progress being made at Harvard was seriously frustrating me.
I also made 4chan as a joint government psyop, with m00t as my pawn. I later plan to double cross the government and turn 4chan into its own nation once I swindle Finland out of their national reserves during the Covid-19 debacle, which I've personally orchestrated.
So call me a fat neckbeard ONE MORE TIME; I fucking DARE you. Who knows. Maybe you'll wake up the next morning in a far-off laboratory, being used for semen milking to see if I can create a new race of Felid/Sapien hybrids.