>>8435360Eh sure. So we were on a race against NPC RIVAL PARTY to go to this cave where a man was waiting his entire life to use his skills to create an epic weapon when somebody did two things: Get through the dungeon filled with golems in the shape of himself and then beat him in a game of their choice.
Now the thing is, we'd looted, woops I mean "liberated" this wagon filled with glorious booze from the BBEG's dictatorship. So I asked the HUGE barbarian to wheelbarrow some with us in the dungeon.
So we kill all the monsters and enter this room, booze in tow. The man claps and say we may challenge him to a game with anything in this room. There was chess boards, sporting equipment and all sort. The guy was also really huge and strong, a great fighter. He'd spent his whole life training in each of these games.
Now the leader of our party has an equivalent of Excalibur (destined sword, blah, blah), the elves have weapons of sentimental value, the human cleric has a weapon given by the Church and the Barbarian used his own tribe's axe. So my Dwarf's the only one without anything this epic so It's up to me to challenge him.
I walk up to him, and look up deeply into his eyes. I shout:
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF DRINK!"
So yeah, I drunk the man training his whole life under the table being as he'd never drank the stuff in ages and I forced him to create me an epic hammer. To commemorate how I won it I asked for some ale to be put on it.
The runes say basically: Slaughter hard, party hard.