Hey there Cthulhu, I've been studying your gospel,
The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful where I see
The death of all Reality,
It fills me with glee.
So when the stars are right, you'll come and do your worst,
But that's okay, because I know you'll eat the cultists like me first when you get here.
I know that day is drawing near,
I have no fear.
Oh, it's what you'll do to me,
Oh, and all humanity...
Oh, you'll rise up from the sea,
Oh, kill everyone slowly...
A billion light years seems so far,
Below the sea, beyond the stars,
Of these humans' putrid souls, you'll drink your fill.
The fools will all make fun of me,
But I'll just laugh maniacally,
'Cause no-one's ever suffered like they will!
Cthulhu, I can promise you,
That by the time this cult gets through,
The world will never, ever be the same!
Praise your dark name!