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Anonymous Sat 22 May 05:52:12 2010 No.9975929 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey guys its scientifically proven than the average 40k player does not know where GW headquarters is

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 05:53:12 No.9975939 Report

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Fuck yeah is that a girl Metroid?

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Gaow? Sat 22 May 2010 05:55:12 No.9975957 Report

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Nobody cares. Off the top of my head I'd have said London, but 10 seconds on Google informs me it's Nottingham. I have no idea why someone would consider this relevant to playing the game they publish.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 05:55:12 No.9975967 Report

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pic related?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 05:55:12 No.9975969 Report

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fuck yes, genderswapped Samus

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 05:57:12 No.9975992 Report

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>>9975969
This is the worst meme in the internet

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 05:57:12 No.9975994 Report

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>>9975939
>>9975969
trolls

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 05:57:12 No.9975995 Report

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>>9975929
This thread is now about metroid

post more of this metroid girl.

Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 Sat 22 May 2010 05:57:12 No.9976003 Report

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>>9975994
Super Sleuth.

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Sat 22 May 2010 05:58:12 No.9976017 Report

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Get back to sleep Samus.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:00:12 No.9976047 Report

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>>9975995
Whoa. What the fuck with her anatomy?

Dual femur and humerus?
Bones extending from the false ribs to the hips?
And is her Ulna a saw?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:01:12 No.9976072 Report

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>>9976047
she can also into a ball

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:02:12 No.9976091 Report

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>>9976047
>What the fuck with her anatomy?

Fanart is what.

Also she was raised by aliens who probably fucked with her biology. She's superhuman without the armor.

Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg Sat 22 May 2010 06:02:12 No.9976094 Report

Quoted By: >>9976120 >>9976125

>>9976072

Samus cannot into ball if you're just starting the game.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:03:12 No.9976116 Report

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Samus is the only primarch for me.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:03:12 No.9976120 Report

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>>9976094
That's because she lost her powerups again

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:04:12 No.9976125 Report

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>>9976094
The fuck is samus?

We're talking about metroid here

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:04:12 No.9976136 Report

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>>9976091
Right I forgot she was infused with Chozo DNA. Plus the suit interfaces with her biology so that probably would shift her to use it better.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:04:12 No.9976145 Report

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>>9976125
>We're talking about metroid here

Just stop

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:06:12 No.9976178 Report

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I think metroid's a pretty cool guy

he fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:06:12 No.9976182 Report

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>>9976125
I'm tired of this rule 63 shit gaying up my Metroid

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:06:12 No.9976187 Report

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:08:12 No.9976214 Report

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>>9976178
Halo's a pretty cool guy too, he does pretty much the same thing

I think they should get together sometime.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:09:12 No.9976239 Report

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>>9976214
Haloid.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:10:12 No.9976259 Report

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>>9976214
Freeman saw her first.
Besides we all know Halo is gay for Sgt. Johnson.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:10:12 No.9976263 Report

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>>9976182
>women are gay

Okay.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:11:12 No.9976296 Report

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>>9976178
>>9976214
>>9976259
Well I think that if anyone should get metroid

it's space marine

they even have matching shoulder pads

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:12:12 No.9976306 Report

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>>9976296
The Freeman is not amused by your faggotry.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:12:12 No.9976313 Report

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>>9976259
>Freeman saw her first.
>implying Samus wouldn't kick the shit out of all of you for trying to claim her

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:13:12 No.9976324 Report

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>>9976313
>implying anyone can beat Freeman.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:13:12 No.9976332 Report

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>>9976296
Stand aside, brother. You know nothing of pauldrons.
I even put pauldrons on my FIELD GENERATORS.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:13:12 No.9976335 Report

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>>9976313
Samus aint frigid or anything, she's just terrified of human contact. like a basement dweller.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:13:12 No.9976338 Report

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FUCK YOU ALL

I CALLED DIBS!

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:13:12 No.9976340 Report

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>>9976259
WTF are you talking about, why do you think Freeman's spent 1 game and 2 short sequels staring silently at Alyx Vance?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:14:12 No.9976346 Report

Quoted By: >>9976377

>>9976324
>implying freeman actually makes any decisions and isn't just a mute sociopath steered by an unseen player

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:14:12 No.9976351 Report

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It's under the Golden Throne

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:14:12 No.9976356 Report

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>>9976340
It's not like he had options at the moment.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:15:12 No.9976363 Report

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>>9976324

Mr Freeman, you were saying?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:15:12 No.9976377 Report

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>>9976346
>implying most vidyagaem characters aren't.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:15:12 No.9976386 Report

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>>9976335
...Huh, that's an interesting interpretation of Samus. Antisocial bunny ears lawyer. Well, bunny ears space bounty hunter.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:16:12 No.9976391 Report

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>>9976332
YOUR PAULDRONS ARE SMALLTIME

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:16:12 No.9976410 Report

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Sorry guys. Samus is kinda my waifu. So now I have to sorta, kill you now or something.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:16:12 No.9976414 Report

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Well, she's OBVIOUSLY into smaller men.

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Doomguy Sat 22 May 2010 06:17:12 No.9976417 Report

Quoted By: >>9976496

>This thread

>Implying someone other than Doomguy

I am not amused.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:17:12 No.9976426 Report

Quoted By: >>9976514

>bunny ears lawyer.

wait what

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:17:12 No.9976428 Report

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>>9976377
except most videogame characters do interaction in cutscenes or something

gordon just stands there while people talk at him about how great he is

while he stands there

waiting to kill

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:18:12 No.9976458 Report

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>>9976428
KILL!

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:19:12 No.9976466 Report

Quoted By: >>9976493 >>9976522 >>9976531

Sorry boys...

She's taken.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:20:12 No.9976493 Report

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>>9976466
Shut up, you. You can't go out with your own (sort-of) mother.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:20:12 No.9976496 Report

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>>9976417
>implying Yuki wouldn't ruin Doomguys shit.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:21:12 No.9976514 Report

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>>9976426
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BunnyEarsLawyer

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:21:12 No.9976522 Report

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>>9976466

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:22:12 No.9976531 Report

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>>9976466

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:23:12 No.9976550 Report

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Wild Metroid appears!

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:23:12 No.9976552 Report

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Didn't you know?

Samus is lesbian.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:23:12 No.9976554 Report

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>>9976496
Don't bring Anime to an ass-kicking fight.

There's only one way things can turn out.

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Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 Sat 22 May 2010 06:23:12 No.9976557 Report

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>>9976391
FUCK YOUR BABY PAULDRONS! MINE FIRE LANDRAIDERS!

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:23:12 No.9976559 Report

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>>9976550

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:24:12 No.9976573 Report

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>>9976559

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:24:12 No.9976581 Report

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:25:12 No.9976586 Report

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>>9976573

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:25:12 No.9976592 Report

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>>9976552
Don't know how anyone could not know that

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:25:12 No.9976601 Report

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>>9976514
Man, I was going to explain it to him and all.

It's someone whose "little" "quirks" would have gotten him fired from his job years ago (if not worse), except for the fact that he's really good at his job. Think House, except not necessarily a Jerkass. L from Death Note, maybe?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:25:12 No.9976603 Report

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>>9976586

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:26:12 No.9976615 Report

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>>9976603

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:26:12 No.9976627 Report

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Fuuuck. I want a new Metroid game set after Fusion. Her relationship with the Federation can't be too healthy after the events of the game, which means her only allies consist of a handful of animals and an AI.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:27:12 No.9976631 Report

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>>9976615

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:27:12 No.9976639 Report

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>>9976631

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:27:12 No.9976641 Report

Quoted By: >>9976659 >>9976664

Stay away from my waifu. Or I shall use the game on this board every day for the rest of my life.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:28:12 No.9976659 Report

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>>9976641
Oh no

Not the game

I think it's worth it

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:28:12 No.9976660 Report

Quoted By: >>9976712 >>9976771

>>9976627
>Her relationship with the Federation can't be too healthy
>Implying you want a Metroid game that's about the story
you might be everything that's wrong with new metroid games

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:28:12 No.9976664 Report

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>>9976641

Brotip: nobody cares about the corpse of a meme from 2006.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:28:12 No.9976668 Report

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>>9976601
Most/all of the main characters from Boston Legal.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:29:12 No.9976674 Report

Quoted By: >>9976699 >>9976706

Guys, why are you derailing this WH40k thread to Samus, when you can talk about her WH40k fan expy and combine the two?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:29:12 No.9976680 Report

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:29:12 No.9976681 Report

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>>9976664

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:30:12 No.9976699 Report

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>>9976674

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:30:12 No.9976706 Report

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>>9976674
Metroid stats

now

Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 Sat 22 May 2010 06:30:12 No.9976712 Report

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>>9976660
>Metroid shouldn't have a story because Super Metroid didn't.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:31:12 No.9976733 Report

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:32:12 No.9976744 Report

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>>9976706

Oh, man. I think we tried our hand at space pirate stats, but not Metroids. Seems crazy.

Doesn't matter either way since I didn't save 'em.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:32:12 No.9976758 Report

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>>9976712
nor did metroid 1 or metroid 2 or metroid prime

and "story" almost always means "sit and listen to someone talk at you incessantly" like in fusion

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:33:12 No.9976766 Report

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The only man samus has ever been loyal to.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:33:12 No.9976771 Report

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>>9976660
>>9976712
>>implying every metroid game didn't have a story except 1.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:34:12 No.9976790 Report

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:34:12 No.9976795 Report

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>>9976744

I remember her backstory, which was basically that she was a human orphan engineered by Kroot to have their DNA and some ork, so she could absorb and/or loot anything. And that she fought dark eldar.

Don't got anything else.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:35:12 No.9976798 Report

Quoted By: >>9976813 >>9976844

>>9976771
>implying that ten seconds of SAMUS THERE'S A BABY METROID / SAMUS THE BABY METROID SAVED YOU is a story

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:35:12 No.9976802 Report

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Guys, I hate to break it to you. but I've had dibs on her since 1986 :P

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:36:12 No.9976813 Report

Quoted By: >>9976831 >>9976835

>>9976798
You totally didn't pay any attention to what was going on, did you?

Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 Sat 22 May 2010 06:37:12 No.9976831 Report

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>>9976813
Reading's hard, man.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:37:12 No.9976835 Report

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>>9976813
no yeah i'm sure it was incredibly dramatic and eventful when samus confronted kraid and delivered a stirring monologue about his role in ridley's attack on samus' homeworld and the deaths of her parents

oh wait no you shot him and he died

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:37:12 No.9976837 Report

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Only metroid story-line I know.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:38:12 No.9976844 Report

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>>9976798
AFAIK both of them had written text explaining the story ala Zero mission. that counts as a story, there wasnt much in fusion either, in fact there was probably less story in fusion than any other metroid, most of what it consisted of was an asinine robot telling you where to go next, not an actual story, man you people are retarded, just go an hero already.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:39:12 No.9976865 Report

Quoted By: >>9976886 >>9976907 >>9976920

>this thread

Where is my "She is a Cartoon- Not your waifu" reaction pic!?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:40:12 No.9976886 Report

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>>9976865
GENERAL VEERS MOVE YOUR SCATHING REBUTTAL INTO POSITION

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:41:12 No.9976907 Report

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>>9976865

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:41:12 No.9976913 Report

Quoted By: >>9977015

>>9976844
the story was never important to the game, in fusion you were constantly being told to go here and go there and OH NO THE SA-X!! LOOK OUT SAMUS

in other games its more like a "premise" than a story. you know why you're there, but the events of the game don't really change much other than "you beat the bad guy". it's not like you reach x zone and mother brain is like AAAAH AFTER 1000 YEARS I'M FREE

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:42:12 No.9976920 Report

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>>9976865

You seem to be mistaking this board for /a/ or a similarly moronic place. This is /tg/. We generally try not to be idiots about everything we post.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:43:12 No.9976937 Report

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>>9976886

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:43:12 No.9976940 Report

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>>9976886
>>9976907

And then there are the times when we fail to differentiate ourselves from the other boards. This is one of them. Gentlemen, I am disappoint.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:44:12 No.9976965 Report

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>>9976907
>>9976886

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:45:12 No.9976977 Report

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>>9976668
...I never actually watched Boston Legal.

Heck, I think I've only seen about two episodes of House. It's all the fault of that damned TV, ha.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:47:12 No.9977015 Report

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>>9976913
and its not like you burst into the flight control deck of the space station only to be confronted by WORDS WORDS WORDS, honestly, fuck you people, you complain over the stupidest shit imaginable, You are just the kind of people who probably fucking cried yourself to sleep emasculated that Samus turned out to be a girl, You know what my friend does when he hates story? he skips it, he doesn't bitch and moan writing nintendo demanding they remove the offending text from the game.

Pic related, it's a reaction image he maid

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:48:12 No.9977022 Report

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>>9976920
Which is why we have...an entire thread about SAMUS IS MY WAIFU.

Flawless logic, kamerad.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:49:12 No.9977043 Report

Quoted By: >>9977088

>>9977015
uh actually that is what happens fairly frequently and even if you skip it the game goes out of its way to limit your mobility and independence (which is what happened in metroid fusion)

also skipping it was really annoying in fusion because you just had to sit there mashing a past walls of text and at the end adam's like WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO REPEAT THAT

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:49:12 No.9977047 Report

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The difference between me and you guys is that you think she is your waifu. I KNOW she is MY waifu.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:51:12 No.9977070 Report

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Tasteful Samus is tasteful

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:52:12 No.9977080 Report

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Samus is already married.

To her suit.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:52:12 No.9977088 Report

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>>9977043
>>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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fuck just dont play metroid anymore if you cant handle this shit you dont deserve to live, you ought to be shipped off to some agrarian hell hole to live life devoid of the convenience of technology for some game company DARING to make something not exactly to your taste that consequently has no real effect on the game at all for most people.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:54:12 No.9977108 Report

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>>9977088
0/10

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:55:12 No.9977118 Report

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>>9976592
Samus Aran and... I thought it was female Shepard, but that's Master Chief's helmet there...

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:56:12 No.9977126 Report

Quoted By: >>9977144 >>9977201

>>9977118
It's Mistress Chief.

...Or so I heard.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:56:12 No.9977142 Report

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>>9977118
That one female Spartan.

Who doesn't exist because the novels suck and should be disregarded.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:56:12 No.9977144 Report

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>>9977126
Nicole-458.

From Dead or Alive 4.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:57:12 No.9977154 Report

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>>9977088
The fuck? Didn't Sakura, like, level a city with a punch or something?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:57:12 No.9977157 Report

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>>9977118
Probably the girl from Haloid.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:58:12 No.9977160 Report

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>>9977142

There's a least 2 fucker. Kelly, the fast one, and Linda, the sniper. Kelly took a plasma cannon to the face though, and Dr. Hlasley abducted her.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 06:59:12 No.9977183 Report

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>>9977142
I respectfully disagree with your opinion on the Halo novels. I found the ones I read (the first three) to be highly engaging, not to mention informative about aspects of the universe that are not touched on in the games.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:00:12 No.9977201 Report

Quoted By: >>9977267

>>9977126
That is not MJOLNIR armor in any way, shape or form. It can't be "Mistress Chief"

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:00:12 No.9977203 Report

Quoted By:

Search your heart, you know it to be true.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:04:12 No.9977267 Report

Quoted By: >>9977554

>>9977201
Did you even look at the helmets?
I know, the girls are distracting, but try to pay attention.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:11:12 No.9977369 Report

Quoted By:

>>9975957
Harken back, sauce?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:23:12 No.9977554 Report

Quoted By: >>9977579 >>9977581

>>9977267
I'm going to bed, so I won't be able to see your reply, but take your eyes off the helmet and look at the girl. That is not MJOLNIR armor. That is Shepard's suit, if anything. That's why I'm puzzled that there's a MJOLNIR helmet there

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:24:12 No.9977579 Report

Quoted By:

>>9977554
You're absolutely correct and bodysuits don't exist. At all. Nope.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:24:12 No.9977581 Report

Quoted By:

>>9977554
It's an undersuit.

Like the weird spandex thing Tony Stark wears in the movie.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:27:12 No.9977620 Report

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Feel like putting this here.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:29:12 No.9977637 Report

Quoted By:

>>9976681

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 07:33:12 No.9977688 Report

Quoted By: >>9977778 >>9978729

oh you kids.

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 07:37:12 No.9977729 Report

Quoted By: >>9977750 >>9977853

>>9975929
Hmmm, dat girl abs.

By the way, I have an idea. What if all the eurofags gather at the GW museum once day per year?.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 07:38:12 No.9977750 Report

Quoted By: >>9977798 >>9977896

>>9977729

GW museum?

what are you smoking dude?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:41:12 No.9977778 Report

Quoted By: >>9977816

>>9977688
I wish I was on my laptop. I'd post PitxSamus SS.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 07:43:12 No.9977798 Report

Quoted By: >>9977816

>>9977750
That's a chick.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 07:45:12 No.9977816 Report

Quoted By: >>9978117

>>9977798

yes, yes it is. well done.

>>9977778

i wish you where on your laptop too.

i might as well claim hip at this point Sat 22 May 2010 07:48:12 No.9977853 Report

Quoted By:

>>9977729
the answer is obvious, they'd lose to germany without american intervention

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 07:55:12 No.9977896 Report

Quoted By: >>9977927

>>9977750
Bag o'weed for breakfast.
Feels gnoll, man.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 07:58:12 No.9977927 Report

Quoted By: >>9978097

>>9977896

damn it frank.

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 08:13:12 No.9978097 Report

Quoted By: >>9978122

>>9977927
I'm going to do half gnolls with her if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:16:12 No.9978117 Report

Quoted By: >>9978157

>>9977816
I just felt the need to point that out.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 08:16:12 No.9978122 Report

Quoted By: >>9978425

>>9978097

i know you would.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 08:19:12 No.9978157 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978117

well ok then.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:27:12 No.9978253 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:28:12 No.9978267 Report

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On story:

I, for one, would like to see a game where the villain is partially fluffed out to be the GF. This does not have to have an impact on the gameplay at all, but it would be refreshing.

The story can be a prefix and a suffix to the actual game of "shootan and exploran shit," but in this case it can be "shootan and exploran shit with sometimes fightan human badgaiz too."

Just a shift, not a real change, in the flavor. I'd like to see it because I am actually interested in the story of the series, as I grew up with Samus as my main video game hero. Whether or not it's a good story, the character is fairly important to me.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:35:12 No.9978347 Report

Quoted By:

this sum Metroid thread?

Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS Sat 22 May 2010 08:38:12 No.9978373 Report

Quoted By:

When metroid finds out you've been posting pictures of his girlfriend he's gonna be pissed

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:38:12 No.9978391 Report

Quoted By: >>9978416 >>9978447 >>9978698

what if Zelda was a girl?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:40:12 No.9978401 Report

Quoted By: >>9978427 >>9978471 >>9978817

ON MY LAPTOP NOW

NOW IS SS TIEM

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:40:12 No.9978416 Report

Quoted By: >>9978454

>>9978391
>What if Link were a girl?

Then watching Midna ride the wolf would take on a whole new level of AWESOME

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 08:41:12 No.9978425 Report

Quoted By: >>9978456

>>9978122
Samus must be terrible flexible thanks to cartilage like bones (she turns into a ball after all). Imagine the possibilities in bed.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:41:12 No.9978427 Report

Quoted By: >>9978437 >>9978471 >>9978817

>>9978401

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:42:12 No.9978437 Report

Quoted By: >>9978471 >>9978817

>>9978427
aaaand that's all I got.

Unless people want unrelated SS, I'm done.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:43:12 No.9978447 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978391
Zelda IS a girl.
And so is Link.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:44:12 No.9978454 Report

Quoted By: >>9978859

>>9978416

who's Link?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:44:12 No.9978456 Report

Quoted By: >>9978643

>>9978425
Samus is a shark?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:45:12 No.9978465 Report

Quoted By:

stupid sexy Snake.

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Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 08:45:12 No.9978471 Report

Quoted By: >>9978478

>>9978437
>>9978427
>>9978401

Yes~

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:46:12 No.9978478 Report

Quoted By: >>9978542

>>9978471
No Blackheart. Go back to bed.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 08:50:12 No.9978524 Report

Quoted By:

and one more from me.

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 08:51:12 No.9978542 Report

Quoted By: >>9978607 >>9978613

>>9978478
Nah, I woke up 3 hours ago, since then its been constant sexy time anywhere I go.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 08:57:12 No.9978607 Report

Quoted By: >>9978729

>>9978542
Oho? Is that so?

Well then, you won't turn down a friendly request from one of us...for a series of pictures of you.

I'm sure you have a Bridget costume tucked away somewhere. I'd like to see you in it. And then out of it. :3

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 08:58:12 No.9978613 Report

Quoted By: >>9978729

>>9978542
Blackheart is here!.
I feel Slaanesh overtaking me!.

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Daemon Prince Naile Sat 22 May 2010 08:58:12 No.9978620 Report

Quoted By:

Well since we're posting Samus porn.

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Daemon Prince Naile Sat 22 May 2010 09:00:12 No.9978634 Report

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:01:12 No.9978643 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978456

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Daemon Prince Naile Sat 22 May 2010 09:02:12 No.9978654 Report

Quoted By:

My favorite.

Daemon Prince Naile Sat 22 May 2010 09:03:12 No.9978661 Report

Quoted By: >>9978675 >>9978729

Meh. I'm out. The rest is all Ben 10 and Princess Peach Porn.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:04:12 No.9978665 Report

Quoted By: >>9978694 >>9978775

I think it would be cool if Samus a stupidly handsome love interest that made her act like an idiot around because of her social isolation. One that she has to save or get out of trouble in a reversal of the save the princess cliche.

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anon Sat 22 May 2010 09:04:12 No.9978670 Report

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:05:12 No.9978675 Report

Quoted By: >>9978686

>>9978661

looks like its up to me now!

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:06:12 No.9978686 Report

Quoted By: >>9978693

>>9978675

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:06:12 No.9978693 Report

Quoted By: >>9978699

>>9978686

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:06:12 No.9978694 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978665
Ridley.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:07:12 No.9978698 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978391

OH FUCK YEAH!

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:07:12 No.9978699 Report

Quoted By: >>9978707 >>9978754

>>9978693

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anon Sat 22 May 2010 09:07:12 No.9978701 Report

Quoted By:

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:08:12 No.9978707 Report

Quoted By: >>9978714

>>9978699

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:08:12 No.9978714 Report

Quoted By: >>9978726 >>9978732

>>9978707

huge boobs are huge.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:09:12 No.9978726 Report

Quoted By: >>9978731

>>9978714

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Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 09:10:12 No.9978729 Report

Quoted By: >>9978742 >>9978759 >>9978781

>>9978607
Just one~

I don't have more then 3-4 pictures of me anyway, and I posted the shit out of those already, WW has two more shitty ones made via mobile phone cam.

>>9978613
That's not the warp, just my dick. The warp comes afterwards~

>>9978661
Ben 10 is nice!

>>9977688
This is so strange for me, 14 is legal here, 15 year old virgins are rare here and in the USA its all immoral and 18 year olds behave like little children, well, at least that's what we see here in the media, thank you Hollywood.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:10:12 No.9978731 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978726

and a .gif

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:10:12 No.9978732 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978714
Airbags.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:11:12 No.9978742 Report

Quoted By: >>9978749 >>9978750 >>9978779

>>9978729

>14 is legal here

where the hell are you from man?

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 09:12:12 No.9978749 Report

Quoted By: >>9978779

>>9978742
Blackheart is from Rumania I think.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:12:12 No.9978750 Report

Quoted By: >>9978760

>>9978742

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:13:12 No.9978754 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978699

I need to find this and buy it.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:13:12 No.9978755 Report

Quoted By:

Nottingham.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:13:12 No.9978759 Report

Quoted By: >>9978776 >>9978779

>>9978729
16 is legal in like half the states here, and you have to realize american media targets 1 age class lower than the main characters. A show about highschoolers is written for middle school and a show about college is written for highschoolers.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:13:12 No.9978760 Report

Quoted By: >>9978769

>>9978750

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:14:12 No.9978769 Report

Quoted By: >>9978778

>>9978760

more air bags!

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:15:12 No.9978775 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978665
If they did that it would be hilarious to see her acting like the most isolated loser completely objectifying her interest.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:15:12 No.9978776 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978759
And a show about kindergarteners is...

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:16:12 No.9978778 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978769

a gift for you all.

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 09:16:12 No.9978779 Report

Quoted By: >>9978784 >>9978819 >>9978839

>>9978749
>>9978742
Hungarofagia to be more precise. But yeah, countries around here are usually 14-15 with the age of consent.

>>9978759
Ah, so its not actually that bad there? Just since it looks absolutely horrible from here with all the parents going "no dating till you're 18", Jesus mania, homosexuality is satan, etc. kind of stuff we see in the TV regarding the US.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:16:12 No.9978781 Report

Quoted By: >>9978800 >>9978818

>>9978729

Amerifag here. We act like fucking idiots from the moment we're born unil about 8 minutes after clinical death. Most kids start experimenting with sex now around 13-15; it gets thrown up in the news every once in a while and then there's a huge morality uproar.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:16:12 No.9978784 Report

Quoted By: >>9978798

>>9978779

to google maps!

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:19:12 No.9978798 Report

Quoted By: >>9978805

>>9978784

ahh your in that area, thats understanable.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:19:12 No.9978800 Report

Quoted By: >>9978810 >>9978816

>>9978781

Usually, the uproar consists mainly of parents who did the same things when they were their kids' age.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:20:12 No.9978805 Report

Quoted By: >>9978811 >>9978820 >>9978823 >>9979883

>>9978798

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:21:12 No.9978810 Report

Quoted By: >>9978831

>>9978800
It seems to me like it's just a big "NO HAVING FUN GUYS" syndrome. There's a minority (and they ARE a minority) of people who think that shit should go a certain way, and they are fucking determined to enforce their ethics on everyone.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:21:12 No.9978811 Report

Quoted By: >>9978831 >>9978846

>>9978805

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:21:12 No.9978816 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978800

Yeah I know; I suppose my exasperation doesn't transmit well through text. I think it's stupid as crap and I personally don't give a fuck; let em do whatever, but don't expect me to pay taxes to raise welfare babies. I'm pro-choice.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:21:12 No.9978817 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978401
>>9978427
>>9978437
moar ss

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 09:21:12 No.9978818 Report

Quoted By: >>9978843

>>9978781
With a contemporary culture so sexualized as ours is very hard to protect kids from being too promiscuous and premature for our taste. I think people should be only consent at 20 years old and decrease the level of sexualization in the media as well as parents being more concerned and interested into protect their children' s innocence instead about job promotions and buying the last model of ipod.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:22:12 No.9978819 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978779
>Ah, so its not actually that bad there? Just since it looks absolutely horrible from here with all the parents going "no dating till you're 18", Jesus mania, homosexuality is satan, etc. kind of stuff we see in the TV regarding the US.

It depends on your location in the united states really, we don't actually have a real unified culture I don't think. You can't really compare rural Texas to metropolitan New England. There are people like that and enough of them that most shows are conservative so they don't upset them or catch their attention. Advertisers don't like dealing with that crap

I would say most people start dating around 12 -13 and are laid around age 16, /tg/'s population is skewed towards those outside the norm.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:22:12 No.9978820 Report

Quoted By: >>9978834

>>9978805
YES

Samus needs a harem.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:22:12 No.9978823 Report

Quoted By: >>9978855

>>9978805
Samus looks awfully smug in that picture, doesn't she....

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 09:22:12 No.9978827 Report

Quoted By: >>9978833

Samus is hot. >_>

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:23:12 No.9978831 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978811

>>9978810

i wish i could get some fun, i havent been laid for almost least a year, feels bad bro.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:24:12 No.9978833 Report

Quoted By: >>9978838

>>9978827

yes, yes she is.

TheDeathMerchant !!SVhC87/S7i2 Sat 22 May 2010 09:24:12 No.9978834 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978820
that's Kirby's harem, sir.

and don't you forget it.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:24:12 No.9978838 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978833

and im out, ladys and gents.

sardonic sorceress Sat 22 May 2010 09:24:12 No.9978839 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978779
the ignorance exists... but it is usually localized to the stupider (rural) parts of the country

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:25:12 No.9978843 Report

Quoted By: >>9978853

>>9978818
you are not going to stop sex before twenty, mens fertility peaks between 16 and 21 and no amount of laws or culture are going to stop a biological drive.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:25:12 No.9978846 Report

Quoted By: >>9978861

>>9978811

Dammit foron, it's people like you that make it so I have to split all my folders into subfolders. I've been desperately clinging to my /tg/ folder, but the 40k pics don't sit well next to DnD characters and monstergirls. Shit, I have 730 pics from 40k and only 212 come from Space Marines. i need faction folders, then I need the SWF and NSFW seperated. Fuck.

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 09:27:12 No.9978853 Report

Quoted By: >>9978870 >>9978877

>>9978843
I can.
With drugs!.

sardonic sorceress Sat 22 May 2010 09:27:12 No.9978855 Report

Quoted By: >>9978872

>>9978823
samus is a bounty hunter and the other two are princesses. obviously they are the lipstick lesbos and samus is the daddy.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:27:12 No.9978859 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978454

>Midna riding a huge cock.jpg

COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:27:12 No.9978861 Report

Quoted By: >>9978909 >>9979073

>>9978846

i feel your pain bro, ive got a fap folder that opens up to 5 diffent folders for manga's, odd bits, real girls, tg and vidya porn, and they got there own folders inside them.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:29:12 No.9978870 Report

Quoted By: >>9978880 >>9978890

>>9978853
Seems like education would be easier. Just start drilling shit in at like 5 years old. That is when the birds and the bees talks started for me.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:29:12 No.9978872 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978855
"But I've never done it with a girl before."
"It's just like masturbating, really. But better."

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:29:12 No.9978877 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978853

I am reminded of the eugenics "chemically sterilize dem unsavory minorities and other ickies" thing California had going for it.

(Wait, was that California? I'm pretty sure they were the early-mid 20th Century eugenics state.)

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:30:12 No.9978880 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978870
Blasphemy! You can't TEACH children things. That would be EVIL!

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:30:12 No.9978884 Report

Quoted By:

and the dirt is gone

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 09:30:12 No.9978890 Report

Quoted By: >>9978917 >>9978942 >>9978956

>>9978870
Introduce kids into sex when they are 5 years old and tell them if they have sex that would be horrible because they would bring a baby into the world and suddenly they would come poor and underachievers, hatting their life forever?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:32:12 No.9978909 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978861

Personally my Touhou folder is a fractal nightmare right now, folders within folders within folders. Probably the biggest image collection I've got, oddly the vast majority of it NOT porn.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:33:12 No.9978917 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978890
Yes.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:34:12 No.9978939 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:34:12 No.9978942 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978890
I got told about it in detail when my mom was pregnant with my brother, taught with anatomical books and every thing. I think I just kept pestering my parents with questions and forced their hand.

You just add more information as they grow

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 09:36:12 No.9978956 Report

Quoted By: >>9978983 >>9979029 >>9979032

>>9978890
We have sex ed 4 times in elementary, they give out detailed guides, condoms and lube as well as the opportunity to chat with a councillor. Seems to work fine around here, child pregnancy is almost unheard of ASIDE from a certain racial group here but that's a whole different bag.

Also I think that "keeping kids kids till they're 20" is silly, maturity is not based on age, its based on experience. Keeping kids in the dark will not lead to them becoming more adult or responsible, instead it could have quite the opposite effect.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:36:12 No.9978965 Report

Quoted By:

just been looking in my folders, just posting a few that i found that i misplaced.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:38:12 No.9978983 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978956
I had sex ed in elementary school but half the literature wasted time on dispelling myths we hadn't even heard of yet, it was clearly meant for older kids.

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 09:38:12 No.9978987 Report

Quoted By:

and now im off to play vidya.

have fun guys.

Espagnoll Sat 22 May 2010 09:42:12 No.9979029 Report

Quoted By: >>9979084

>>9978956
Stupid sexy Blackheart.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:43:12 No.9979032 Report

Quoted By: >>9979057 >>9979070 >>9979084

>>9978956
Says the paedophile.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:46:12 No.9979057 Report

Quoted By: >>9979070 >>9979092

>>9979032
He just said its legal there.

And any teenager is too old for paedophilia anyway.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:47:12 No.9979070 Report

Quoted By: >>9979086

>>9979057
>>9979032
we don't need this argument again.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:47:12 No.9979073 Report

Quoted By:

>>9978861
HAH! You should see mine.

Admittedly, it's got furry in it, but still.

I've got it broken up into universe (pretty much only 40k, but with numerous faction folders), fetish, number of participants, the Rule 34 directory, etc etc.

Honestly, I do this with everything. As soon as I have more than three pictures of a certain type, I subdivide. It makes things easier to find.

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Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 09:48:12 No.9979084 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979032
I seriously doubt pedophilia is about teaching kids about responsible sex.

>>9979029
:3

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:48:12 No.9979086 Report

Quoted By: >>9979092 >>9979150

>>9979070
There is no argument. Teenagers =/= paedophilia. Also United Countries of Assbackwards Conservativism rules don't apply to the whole world.

Debate over.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:49:12 No.9979092 Report

Quoted By: >>9979103 >>9979111 >>9979117 >>9979223

>>9979057
>>9979086
>12
>teenager
What?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:51:12 No.9979103 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979092
i don't think you are really a "teenager" until you are 13 -15 depending on area.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:51:12 No.9979105 Report

Quoted By: >>9979117

16 is legal just about everywhere
14 in many places
9 in some assfuck backwaters

18 is fucking RARE as an age of concent.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:52:12 No.9979111 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979092
It has a ten in it.

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 09:52:12 No.9979117 Report

Quoted By: >>9979132 >>9979141 >>9979154 >>9979224 >>9979454

>>9979092
Here I was thinking teenager means someone who is over 10.

>>9979105
Some Islam countries have an age of consent of 8. ....So Yeah. /endlesschildmarriagestories

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:53:12 No.9979132 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979117
But then most Islamic countries have such a low age of consent because it lets them shove their children into arranged marriages without their actual permission for the sake of LAWL

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:54:12 No.9979141 Report

Quoted By: >>9979223

>>9979117
No, usually 13.
I know many children that didn't start puberty until they were thirteen.
Therefore, paedophile.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:54:12 No.9979150 Report

Quoted By: >>9979164 >>9979172 >>9979175

>>9979086
Teenagers can still = paedophilia if the little blighters are late developers, you know. Some kids still haven't hit puberty by the time they're teenagers.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:55:12 No.9979154 Report

Quoted By: >>9979223

>>9979117
eleven
twelve
thirTEEN
fourTEEN
fifTEEN
sixTEEN
sevenTEEN
eighTEEN
nineTEEN
twenty

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:55:12 No.9979164 Report

Quoted By: >>9979178 >>9979233

>>9979150
so, it's not pedo if you fuck an early-blooming 8 year old?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:56:12 No.9979172 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979150
Then they should go to the endocrinologist so they don't end up terribly short.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:57:12 No.9979175 Report

Quoted By: >>9979193 >>9979197

>>9979150
Actually yes, technically you are right, it depends on puberty.

Still, this thread needs less discussing paedophilia and more Samus.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:57:12 No.9979178 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979164
Brain development would say it was.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:58:12 No.9979193 Report

Quoted By: >>9979201

>>9979175
Sorry brah, I posted all of mine.

This is all I can think of offhand.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:58:12 No.9979197 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979175

my remaining Samus collection is going to rapidly decline in quality.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 09:59:12 No.9979201 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979193
FUCK YES THIS WOULD BE THE BEST GAME EVER

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:00:12 No.9979213 Report

Quoted By:

but that's just how things work out I guess.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:01:12 No.9979221 Report

Quoted By:

like what the hell is going on in this picture.

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:01:12 No.9979223 Report

Quoted By: >>9979234 >>9979243

>>9979092
>>9979141
>>9979154
Oh yeah, right. Still I did not say thirteen or twelve is the age of consent here but fourteen so...

Also islamist child marriages are cruel but the worst thing is that they don't want to change it. Even women are protesting against REMOVING laws that let people do it...

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:01:12 No.9979224 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979117
Blackheart, are you bi or gey?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:01:12 No.9979233 Report

Quoted By: >>9979249 >>9979265

>>9979164
If they look like they're much older then technically speaking no, it's not paedophilic activity. It's still ethically wrong.

The main problem I have with this general area is the usage of the term "paedophilia" to refer to any sort of sexual activity involving people that are under the age of consent wherever it is the person using the term happens to live. Being attracted to attractive teenagers isn't paedophilia; being attracted to prepubescent children is, but it doesn't automatically make you a child molestor, and it is child molestors and their enablers who actually exploit vulnerable children who are the problem, not someone who happens to be attracted to children but will never do anything bad to anyone.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:02:12 No.9979234 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979223
Because they are raised from birth to believe that it is right. This is proof that morality is truly subjective.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:02:12 No.9979243 Report

Quoted By: >>9979268 >>9979280 >>9979283

>>9979223
I've talked to you before. You said you had no problem with fapping to 12-year-olds.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:03:12 No.9979246 Report

Quoted By:

in before leg dick...

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:03:12 No.9979249 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979233
Yeah try telling that to today's hysteria-motivated kneejerking xenophobic society.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:04:12 No.9979265 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979233

we still debating this one? What is this, /jp/?

>thread full of Samus pictures

well, ok. I guess I got no real reason to bitch.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:05:12 No.9979268 Report

Quoted By: >>9979283 >>9979294

>>9979243
Fapping to a twelve-year-old is not much different to fapping to a hot chick. Creepy and just a bit sad, but it's not actually hurting anyone. As long as she isn't aware of it.

If she is well, hell, she'll probably kick you in the balls and walk off.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:05:12 No.9979272 Report

Quoted By: >>9979296

nyan~

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:06:12 No.9979280 Report

Quoted By: >>9979301

>>9979243
Nah. I'd only fap to a "12 year old" if they're drawn characters in hentai that do not really exist or are in truth "children". Actually now that I think about it, would the age of the character count said in the story or the time since it was drawn by the artist, if we're going on the "drawn people have rights too" thing?

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:06:12 No.9979281 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:07:12 No.9979283 Report

Quoted By: >>9979298

>>9979243
>>9979268
As long as the fapping isn't facilitated by child porn involving twelve year olds then hey, he ain't hurting anyone.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:08:12 No.9979294 Report

Quoted By: >>9979314 >>9979315 >>9979352

>>9979268
I don't care either, but it's paedophilia. Blackheart denies being a paedophile. That's what irks me, not paedophilia in and of itself.

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Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:08:12 No.9979296 Report

Quoted By: >>9979319

>>9979272
Nyah~

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:08:12 No.9979298 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979283
True. I should have specified.

A paedophile misappropriating someone's pictures of their young child and using them for jerking off to does not make them CP. THAT is just retarded paranoia.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:08:12 No.9979301 Report

Quoted By: >>9979322

>>9979280
Are you teh ghey? I've always wondered.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:09:12 No.9979305 Report

Quoted By:

Stupid sneaky Snake.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:09:12 No.9979309 Report

Quoted By:

Without looking at this thread.... from my memory it's still in Lenton.
There was a pop song which was all about how bad Lenton was, and they mentioned the gw headquarters with some disdain.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:09:12 No.9979312 Report

Quoted By: >>9979430 >>9979509

She could play Samus

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:09:12 No.9979314 Report

Quoted By: >>9979352

>>9979294
Oh. He's definitely a paedophile.

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:09:12 No.9979315 Report

Quoted By: >>9979357

>>9979294
I do, and sucks to be you if it irks you. I would simply not do anything illegal in any case nor have I ever done.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:10:12 No.9979319 Report

Quoted By: >>9979340

>>9979296
I'd rather not see that if you would be so kind.

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:10:12 No.9979322 Report

Quoted By: >>9979328 >>9979342

>>9979301
I swing both ways. I'm greedy like that.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:11:12 No.9979325 Report

Quoted By: >>9979372

God damn it Peach. I bet she's the kind of princess who would have a pink camo-BDU custom made if she could.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:11:12 No.9979328 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979322
Hey Blackheart, got any more incestuous stories?

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:12:12 No.9979340 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979319
Well, the thread already has shota in it so if its illegal in your country to look at it you've been in the red for a while now. Anyway, sorry, I won't post more pictures like that.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:12:12 No.9979342 Report

Quoted By: >>9979392

>>9979322
How big?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:13:12 No.9979352 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979314
>>9979294

I'd pretend to be 13 to get him to screw me. :3

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:13:12 No.9979357 Report

Quoted By: >>9979392

>>9979315
Well, you are. You are not an ebebophile, you are a paedophile.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:14:12 No.9979372 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979325
I'd ask why anyone, especially Peach, would want to outfit-swap Samus, but then I remembered it's fucking Samus. Bet that suit is full of all kinds of crazy shit.

And I don't mean guns.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:16:12 No.9979385 Report

Quoted By:

taking the natural step now...

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:17:12 No.9979392 Report

Quoted By: >>9979398

>>9979342
What?

>>9979357
...You're just trolling me, aren't you?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:17:12 No.9979396 Report

Quoted By:

What impressed me about Blackheart is not the pedo thing, or the rabidly sexual thing or the attention whoring thing or how he leaves a trail of retarded faggot anons in his wake but that he's not fapping to topless Yugo in episode 24 of Wakfu right this very instant.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:17:12 No.9979397 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:17:12 No.9979398 Report

Quoted By: >>9979421

>>9979392
You know, down there.

wizardbeam !!AHRj/y/L5hT Sat 22 May 2010 10:19:12 No.9979421 Report

Quoted By: >>9979478

>>9979398
Shoe size?

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:20:12 No.9979430 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979312
No, no she can't you know why? because Kristen Stewart was in Twilight

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:24:12 No.9979454 Report

Quoted By: >>9979478 >>9979487

>>9979117
>Some Islam countries have an age of consent of 8. ....So Yeah. /endlesschildmarriagestories

pic related

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Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:26:12 No.9979478 Report

Quoted By: >>9979499 >>9979503 >>9979508 >>9979526 >>9979770

>>9979454
Damn.

>>9979421
38. My little sister, aged 15 has size 39 feet. Yeah...

(5inch when soft, 8 when hard, 9 when I'm in "I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOU" mode)

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:27:12 No.9979487 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979454
Isn't that cp?

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COMMISSAR FORON !!g/oLRGdEex4 Sat 22 May 2010 10:29:12 No.9979499 Report

Quoted By: >>9979547

>>9979478

damn it man, stop trying to turn me gay!

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:29:12 No.9979503 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979478
Not bad.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:30:12 No.9979508 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979478
GOD DAMN THAT'S A BIG PENIS

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:30:12 No.9979509 Report

Quoted By: >>9979537

>>9979312
is she 6'3"!?
Samus is not a small lady.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:31:12 No.9979519 Report

Quoted By:

Looks like I came here just in time.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:32:12 No.9979526 Report

Quoted By: >>9979533 >>9979551 >>9979770

>>9979478
Mine is biggah!

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:33:12 No.9979533 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979526
That wouldn't fit.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:33:12 No.9979537 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979509
probably not that is the twilight lady.

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Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:34:12 No.9979547 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979499
Give in commissar~ Its much simpler here, you just lay back and let the tide of bliss wash over you. Enjoy the sensations, the caressing, the love, the warmth of our great Lord Slaanesh, She Who Thirsts. And do not listen to the lies told about him/her/it, he/she/it does not desire your doom, or your soul, he/she/it mearly thirsts for happiness, happiness for those that serve him/her/it.

/Daemonettesoulrapelie

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:35:12 No.9979551 Report

Quoted By: >>9979568 >>9979723

>>9979526
I love the balls more then the actual shaft. Also, is that real?!

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:37:12 No.9979568 Report

Quoted By: >>9979609

>>9979551
Yes, there is such thing as bigger than nine inches out there.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:38:12 No.9979573 Report

Quoted By: >>9979658 >>9979776

Here's a depressing thought

Even if Samus was real, she wouldn't go for you

Cry

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:38:12 No.9979575 Report

Quoted By: >>9979620

How did this thread go from Samus Aran to "Hey gaiz, check out my dick!" Oh wait, I'm on /tg/

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:40:12 No.9979592 Report

Quoted By:

>>9975929
Motherfucker I live near the HQ

Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN Sat 22 May 2010 10:42:12 No.9979609 Report

Quoted By: >>9979635

>>9979568
Oh I know, but that thing looks delicious. Especially the balls. *cough*

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:43:12 No.9979620 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979575
It was actually "I bet you don't know where GW HQ is". When its clearly printed in White Dwarf and other publications.

That GW hangs with the Sheriff of Nottingham should be no real surprise.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:45:12 No.9979635 Report

Quoted By: >>9979647 >>9979663 >>9979676 >>9979680

>>9979609
Seconding, big cocks are hot if impractical.

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Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:46:12 No.9979647 Report

Quoted By: >>9979673

>>9979635
It would be very inconvenient to pop a boner with a dick that big. Can't say I'm not impressed, but it would probably suck to get boned by it, too.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:47:12 No.9979658 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979573

Not sure she would go for anyone and if she did she'd probably be FUCKING CRAZY.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:48:12 No.9979663 Report

Quoted By: >>9979679

>>9979635
Pretty much, they are a pain in the neck to make erect and also not everyone is willing to allow such a huge thing dig them and when they are willing they must stop mostly by the pain or the fear of have a vaginal inner wound or a peritonitis.

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2010 10:49:12 No.9979673 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979647
YEah. Sure doesn't look inviting to anal, for example... (receiving, that is)

wizardbeam !!AHRj/y/L5hT Sat 22 May 2010 10:49:12 No.9979676 Report

Quoted By:

>>9979635
If I couldn't get most of it in my mouth I wouldn't be interested.

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