>What?
>Oh you can't do this to me!
>YOU KNOW HOW MANY MONEY GRUBBING HOOK-NOSED GOYIM HATING, SHEKEL HORDING, YAPRAK EATING, GEFILTE FISH COOKING, MINCHA RECITING, MENORAH LIGHTING, TEFILLIN WEARING, PEYOT GROWING, ZIONIST SUPPORTING, SHOFAR BLOWING, CHALLAH BRAIDING, HANUKKAH CELEBRATING, SUKA CONSTRUCTING, TIKKUN LEIL SHAVUOT STUDYING, POMEGRANATE HARVESTING, PURIM COMMEMORATING, HAMANTASH BAKING, YOM KIPPUR FASTING, MIKVAH BATHING, YESHIVA RESEARCHING, KASHRUT DIETING, SHECHITAH SLAUGHTERING, TAHOR PURIFYING, TERAMUH OFFERING, ZAVAH ABSTAINING, ZEVED HABAT NAMING, MINYAN CONTRIBUTING, HAZZAN SINGING, MULTICULTURAL PROMOTING, MORALLY CONNIVING, SALMON CURING, KEPLACH FRYING, DREIDEL SPINNING, MEAT KOSHERING, TZEDAKAH GIVING, PARASHAH READING, SHEMA DAVENING, MAARIV BESEECHING, SIDDUR ADHERING, KABBALAH THINKING, MATZOT PREPARING, KOTEL WAILING, CHAMETZ BURNING, KARPAS DIPPING, TESHUVA ATONING, CHESED BESTOWING, YEAST WITHHOLDING, KIDDUSH SANCTIFYING, HILONIM RESPECTING, SIYUM ACHIEVING, NETILAT YADAYIM WASHING, MAROR GRATING, BAREICH BLESSING, AFIKOMAN STEALING, OMER COUNTING, HOL HAMOED HOLIDAYING, TISH ATTENDING, KITNIYOT REJECTING, KETUBAH SIGNING, KIDDUSHIN DEDICATING, BADEKEN COVERING, CHATAN ENCIRCLING, MAZEL TOV SHOUTING, TEMPLE MOURNING, KRENZI DANCING, ZIMMUN RECOUNTING, PIDYON HABEN REDEEMING, BRIT MILAH ADVOCATING, SHALOM BAYIT RECONCILING, KLEZMER PLAYING, KHAZONE INTONING, KREKHT CREATING, KINNOR PLUCKING, TZILTZAL BANGING, NUSACH CONDUCTING, PASPAG BROWNING, HAROSET GRINDING, KUGEL ROASTING, KASHA BOILING, KNISH GRILLING, CHOLENT STEWING, SHIDDUCH ARRANGING, SHADCHAN MATCHING, FRUM HEEDING, TZITZIYOT SEWING, KHUMRA OBEYING, KAPPAROT SACRIFICING, SHEITEL WRAPPING, ZUZZIM ACQUIRING, BAAL TESHUVA EMBRACING, ONAH ENDEARING, PESSARY USING, HALAKHA ABIDING, CHAZAL FOLLOWING, NEGIAH MAINTAINING, TZNIUT OBSERVING, YICHUD COMPLYING, CHEDER TUTORING, KOLLEL ANALYSING, CHEVRA KADISHA CLEANSING, TAHARAH PLANNING, KERIAH TEARING, KIKES I SACRIFICED??
