So /x/ where is your satan now?
He was supposed to bring the end times today right?
Where is he?

Hey /x/ my dad just saw a ufo what do?

/sum/ pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/HhU18gCW

Library link:
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ

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>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074

>Guides made by some of our readers:
Rustig wrote this to help beginners on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:
http://i.imgur.com/2rodLWB.png (embed)

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1

The Reader's MEGA resources and notes:
https://mega.nz/#F!N89xXQyB!c2-6SZdI-mgdVavD4MQL7Q

Hijink's re-revised divination guide:
https://pastebin.com/bATK6eZj

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Previous Thread: >>19481614

Let me guess, /x/. You're a live-at-home virgin who still masturbates over his mother. Exercise videos and professional wrestling excite you but you're too much of a pussy to come out out so masquerading as a misunderstood new-age goth. You use conspiracy theories as a defense mechanism to hide from the horrific truth that you are already dead inside... etc. etc.
Close to the mark?

Does anyone else remember this year as the year when everything REALLY changed... I think this year was the last year of a "major" timeline shift, one that happens once every few hundred years or so. Ever since then we've experienced smaller shifts on a weekly to monthly basis.

But this year really stands out for me.

Earth is the super computer and Water is the Memory Module.

This Calculator converts numbers and related transaction in numeric forms, it shows the corresponding value of sounds in Hz., Colors in nm., RGB, CMYK, XYZ, and the device emits the resulting sound.

To pass from one harmonic NOTE to the next of the same harmonic NOTE it is enough double the frequency in Hz.

Based on this principle, the software of this calculator multiplies by 2 the frequency in Hertz of the NOTES that make up the “Musical Chromatic Scale” until you get to values in GHz. of the visible spectrum.

With this Calculator you can transform the sounds of your song to obtain the musical score in a colored sequence, where the colors harmoniously conveys it to how it sounds. You can harmonize your lights, paints, drawings or photos by combining them in sounds and colors. You can play to discover which color corresponds with your favorite number, or convert your sounds in colors and numbers.

For expert musicians and composers, it is possible to build musical scores using mathematical functions and formulas simply by playing with sound and color bands.

Base Seven and Sound - Color Calculator
F# = 0,00000000~ Fa# a82c24 Ruby - Maroon Gemstone
G = 0,40404040~ Sol da3531 Red - Diamond
G# = 1,11111111~ Sol# dd3431 Indian Red - Agate
A = 1,51515151~ La e4662b Salmon - Coral
A# = 2,22222222~ La# f8e01e Gold - Imperial Topaz
B = 2,62626262~ Si 96c855 Olive - Peridot
C = 3,33333333~ Do 5bb641 Lime Green - Emerald
C# = 4,04040404~ Do# 7ec6c3 Turquoise - Tanzanite
D = 4,44444444~ Re 407dbe Light Blue - Aquamarine
D# = 5,15151515~ Re# 354990 Blue - Sapphire
E = 5,55555555~ Mi 49488e Blue Purple - Chalcedony
F = 6,26262626~ Fa 5c387e Purple - Amethyst
F# = 0,00000000~ Fa# ac2b26 Burgundy - Garnet

I've spent the past 4 years going so deep down every rabbit hole imaginable i now feel as if i know too much about not just how the elites of our species operate but the universe itself.

Ask me absolutely anything and I will give you the truth. Hopefully this will guide you in the right direction because rabbit holes lead to dead ends, shills and deception. Let me be your guide to the all knowing.

Did /x/ like Petscop?

What would you use magic for?

Personally, I'd use it to advance my perfectionism. Keep my bed sheets perfectly folded, make sure my cups are equidistant on the shelf, stuff like that.