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Need help ASAP

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Going to a wedding soon. Advice appreciated. Direction with gratitude.
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Given that christian children have a skeleton inside them, and when they die if they were bad then the skeleton emerges from the skin and marks them as the beast of satan, why don’t other races have skeletons? Has it ever been investigated by science?
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Tangential localized reality: we are updating the Simulation

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Your networked simulation is being localized offline for approximately 4-9 solar cycles while we make updates and changes to the system.
While this occurs, events will be localized to their referential dimension. We'll establish a geometric feedback loop for tracking purposes but while changes are made to the internal time circuits we won't allow for any permutation of eventfulness. (This is specifically in regards to particle physics events and similar entanglement/displacement of integer-based values or valuations within the system hereto)

In simple terms for simple people:
We (the people running your simulation) are going to place your version or instance of the simulation into a non-update state. What this will mean for you in reality is that you will have experiences from your dreams in real life, and that there will be little acknowledgement of any "events". Nothing will "change" in the next 4-9 solar cycles, and then we will merge our changes from a higher and lower time dimension into yours.

In terms for people who aren't even players and don't know what the hell is going on:
Your reality is made of the things your body tells you (sense, smell, touch, etc.) and numbers which reflect values. We are going to change the numbers part of the system which means your body will experience the same sensations on repeat for a few solar cycles.
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random records appeared in collection

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I have a small vinyl collection, nothing crazy, maybe 25 records some new and some second hand. In July 2021 I noticed 5 records appear in my collection that had definitely never been there:

Prince: Purple Rain (1984)
Bon Jovi: Slipper When Wet (1986)
a compilation of various 80s funk music (think Chaka Khan)
Blondie: Eat to the Beat (1979)
Giorgio Moroder: Deja Vu (2015)

The Blondie and Prince are my music taste, the last one was kind of obscure and I had never heard of it but it had a very pretty holographic label.

All five records were brand new and still sealed in their plastic wrap. It was right after my birthday and I assumed it was a gift and whoever it was would reveal themselves but here's the thing ... No-one ever has and I don't have a whole lot of friends in this city. I have asked them but they all seem genuinely as perplexed and confused as I am. A year on no new records have appeared.The only possibilities as I see it:

I bought them and am going crazy, but while I suffer with depression my mental health has always been good and there is no examples of blanks in my memory nor charges on my credit cards.

An elaborate, expensive and oddly generous prank by one of my friends but none of them seem the type

Our cars have been broken into it and my wallet stolen, maybe a repentant burglar who shoplifted records and broke in as an apology

My housemate at the time was mentally unwell and collected records too, maybe she bought/ was gifted them, put them in my collection and forgot? When asked she said her mental health wasn't bad enough

Something occult? The house we live in is old and lots of people make comments about finding it creepy or like they are being watched. But the records were clearly store bought, still sealed and there doesn't seem to be anything occult about the contents. Has anyone heard of random records appearing like this?

TL;DR five records appeared in my vinyl collection and there is no logical explanation
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/x/ approved books and novels

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What do you read anons
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You now every spider you killed is watching you from the afterlife
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Is π=3.144605... a psyop like Flat Earth?
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What do you think of the theory that ghost encounters are time glitches?
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I am miserable and must lose 50 lbs to look normal.

How do I convince myself to do a radical fast? Is there a spiritual or magic way of doing this? How do I learn to embrace the pain this will cause?

Keep in mind I'm supposed to be looking for a job.
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I probably shouldn't post this..

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Spectral analysis of Calvine ufo reveals doors, ports, devices...
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