Why would you assume myself to be an amateur?
First of all, you use poptart resin to adhere the poptarts to her exterior. What sort of moron uses super glue on an edible-covered sex doll?
Second, have you ever heard of industrial microwaves? Fucking a frigid cold lover may be up to your standards, but I'm not living in destitute and have refined tastes.
Third, and I can't believe I really have to explain this at all, but sex is a sensual experience. Not only am I heightening my taste perception by introducing medium cooked poptarts into the mix, but the aesthetics are improved dramatically, as are the scents.
I actually guffawed upon reading your response. It's quite frankly embarrassing and you should be ashamed.