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The great chosen people of Isreal are blessed with many magical gifts.
>Magic bullets that are only capable of ever hitting evil doers and bigots.
>Clairvoyant soldiers who can always spot a terrorist in any gathering, no matter how innocent they try to appear.
>Any region they settle will become a verdant oasis, naturally drawing in wealth from other nations (which the chosen rightfully deserve)
Unfortunately this makes them targets for greedy antisemitic terrorists who are jealous of Isreal's success!